>2017 every single person has a 1080p 60fps camera ready at

Mine's only 720p :(

>>19290583
Ever think that (maybe not in the case of bigfoots) these beings are capable of jamming earthly "technology"

>>19290583
>human technology evolves
>it's not like alien technology could evolve

>>19290583
or the cameras are designed to do that autmatically

>>19290619
Fuck you for that file name

>>19290608
>>19290617

>Alien technology jams earth pictures, but conveniently not to the point where they wouldn't be interesting on the internet (to retards)

Wow really got the noggin joggin

>>19290619
There are 2 billion smartphone users in the world, unless you are talking about rural Africa or Mongolia there is pretty much no situation in which there are no smartphone users nearby,

>>19290652
So they have superanatural powers, can hide themselves at will, are only seen if they so choose, but their camera jamming powers are suspiciously and conveniently lacking, wew lad.

Face it, none of this shit is real and you're a bunch of gay larpers with nothing to do.

>>19290619
Blue board, newfag. Fuck censorship; have some sense of tradition.

>>19290583
>2017 every single person has a 1080p 60fps camera ready at all times
I think you are dramatically overestimating the quality of my phone.

>>19290619
Found the third worlder

>>19290583
Here's something you can think about. All those kids with smartphones? Their eyes are fixed on the screen. They accuse me of sneaking up on them because I'm not shaking bear bells and stomping. You could walk a guy in a gorilla suit down Main Street at noon and not get footage. A tool is only as good as its wielder. You're a million monkeys, it's no wonder you haven't delivered Shakespeare yet.

>>19290875
This guys knows

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>>19290583
>implying aliens don't have the forethought to start using their cloaking if their subjects can now easily take pictures of them
>implying ghosts are capable of appearing on film with their non corporeal bodies
>implying demons have a corporeal form (why possess people if you can literally just show up as a monster?)
>implying bigfoot's real

really makes u think

>>19290608
How convenient.

>>19290608
I don't think you understand how cameras work.

>>19292607
>Implying it's a good thing that scientific discoveries that aren't related to technology or medicine have all but stagnated because scientists are indoctrinated into believing that North America is a barren wasteland

>>19290712
>unless you are talking about [literal entire continents] there is pretty much no situation in which there are no smartphone users nearby
Phones are only useful in cities. If nobody leaves the city, don't expect phones to exist outside cities in the frequency necessary to map out the natural world in sub-century timeframes. It's this:
>>19290875
Literally scan any Facebook page for:
1. Fidget spinners.
2. Selfies taken at historical locations.

Compare these statistics to the total number of photos posted on that page.

>>19290583
You can fuck off, OP. I still use a flip phone.

>>19290583
By the time I got the stupid camera app open and the phone back into picture-taking position, the UFO would be gone. Not that it'd be able to capture a few lights out of a dark background anyway.

>>19293289
>Mongolia
>literal continent
You're fucking dumb

>>19290583
>Sighting and recordings on Youtube increase by over 1000%

Still this fucking stupid and shit's up /x/ with another
>le got you
thread

>>19290712
First off, because of people like you nobody even pays attention to the sky. So nobody would bother to look up and see them anyways

Secondly Large News Organizations have reported on the strange lights appearing all over the world time and time again

I could shove a live alien down your fucking throat and you would say some dumb shit about
>le biological experiment got wrong

I could have it shake your hand and you would say
>Le robotics

I could have it talk and you would say
>le nice recording

I could have you dissect it and you would just say it's a nice fake

There is no convincing retards that won't even entertain Ideas. If you will, look up the Cash Landrum Incident. They got Ionizing Radiation burns in the Middle of a forest drive at night.

>>19293460
>>19290712
I'll add on that News has reported on how Iran constantly scrambles fighter jets to deal with those same strange lights and often fills their sky with AA fire when they appear. There are videos on Youtube, let me spoonfeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc0S1Cq3ciM

>>19293460
>>19293466
>>19290712
EVEN THE FUCKING HOOD HAS SEEN THEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4p0CRl0CgI

>>19292717
Well most of the people who take footage of Bigfoot are technically inept rednecks who think that trail cams are the pinnacle of photographic quality

>>19290583
This only means demons and aliens only torment poor people.

>>19290583
>>19293475
>>19293466
>>19293460
HURRDURR I HAVE ZERO EXPOSURE TO THIS TOPIC SO I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT

>>19293446
This, too.
>>19293460
>nobody even pays attention to the sky
The more you tell people to stop looking, the less you should expect to hear about it. Even if people are looking, you'll fall out of those circles.

It's the fake news/hugbox effect; if you never listen, you'll never hear about it.

>person is caught off guard
>scared shitless and scrambling to get their camera ready
>by an event that lasts seconds
>WOW WHY IS ALL THIS FOOTAGE BLURRY WHY CAN'T IT BE CLEAR LIKE MY HOLLYWOOD MOVIES
Ebin.

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These cameras have a wide angle objective lens, made to take selfies dick pics or photograph landscapes.

Quite hard to take a good picture of anything that isn't at arms reach and have good quality.

>>19294424
This

if you want to get a good shot of a creature that's far away, then use a long focal length. People who make the excuse that long lenses are too heavy need to get in better shape and build up their upper body strength

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>>19290583

Imagine trying to photograph when confronted with something like this after sunset.

>That evening, after supper, we were in the sitting room which had open french-windows leading out onto the lawn. At one point I went over to the windows to get a breath of fresh air (it was very hot and close). The light from the room shone in an arc of about ten feet around the window.
>In that area I saw, as soon as I came to the
window, a strange figure. My perception of it washeightened by the state of frozen panic it produced in me.It was for me without any doubt, a demon, or devil because of my Western oriented interpretation (I imagine)
of the vision or creature or animal or man, or whatever it was I saw. Like the 'Scorpion man', as well as Pan, it had dog or goat-like legs. It was covered in silky, downey fur, dark, and glinting in the light. It was unmistakably humanoid, and to my mind malevolent. It crouched, and stared, unblinkingly, at me with light, grape-green eyes that slanted upwards and had no pupils. The eyes shone
and they were by far the most frightening thing about it.
>It was, I think retrospectively, trying to communicate with me, but my panic interfered with any message I might have received. If it had stood to its full height it would have been about four to five feet tall. It had pointed
ears and a long muzzle. It gave the impression of emaciation ; its hands and fingers were as thin as sticks.
>Eventually, convinced that I was hallucinating, I went and sat down for a while, until the panic had subsided. Then I went to see if it was still there. It was, except that it had moved further into the shadows on the edge of the
arc of light. I made sure I kept away from that door for the rest of the evening, and left the next day. I told no one.

Jacques Vallee, The Psychic Solution

Or pic related in the middle of the woods in a rural area.

>>19294530
One question that I can't get an answer to about this picture is the black hair and white beard. It seems like the people claiming the subject to be an orangutan completely gloss over or block out the fact that orangutans do NOT have black hair.

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I know what you're trying to imply, OP, but I literally just took this photo of a hot air balloon with my iPhone an hour ago and it's grainy as shit when you try to get good detail on it.

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go outside tonight and try to take some pictures with your phone

try at least 10 feet and 20 feet from something, and try to get a shot of the moon

while you're at it, try to time yourself from using the phone normally, or having it in your pocket, all the way to launching the camera and getting off some shots

Besides the fact that the camera is shit, and actually takes some time to use, if anything smart phones are causing people to miss weird shit. It's been mentioned itt already, but I think it is worth noting that people aren't looking up at the sky, to the point that more people than ever are getting hit by cars, and cities have to pass laws just get people to even look up at all when crossing streets or driving

>>19294572
Put your camera's flash on you dunce

>>19294578
take some pictures tonight

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>>19294578
Ready to ghost hunt senpai

>post low quality picture

That's inconclusive

>post high quality picture

Faaaaaake.

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>>19290583
Having a camera doesn't make you intelligent, perceptive, or quick. If we gave a bunch of morons cameras, I don't think we would suddenly have all the answers we seek. Technology does not geniuses make. For the most part, people have gotten dumber. Selfie domino, anyone?

>>19294821
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT THING

>>19294863
A black guy with no arms and shirt running across the road?

>>19290583
>7 every single person has a 1080p 60fps camera ready at all times
are you so sure about that? i was no aware i owned a camera and the shitty one on my phone is only like 420p, not to mention the fact i rarely have that on me.
maybe you carry expensive useless technology but i sure dont

>>19294961
I completely disagree with op's assertions, but there are way way more cameras out there than ever

>>19290583
because none of that shit is 'real' - material. Material substances are not spiritual substances. You can't capture anything 'paranormal' with a camera.

>>19294389
lel, not to mention filming shit at night or just in the sky on an iphone is fucking pointless. think about the poor spics in guatemala trying to capture the footage of a bruja on their 2004-tier cell phones.

>>19293487
Are you fucking retarded
> zero exposure

>replies to people giving exposure

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Literally capture lights in the sky all the time. I show people and they're whoa I still don't give a fuck. Literally have seen dozens of lights at a time. No one cares. I didn't take a fuckin picture of some half nude bitch so they just go back to there phones

>>19294530
I've read tons of vallees shit and I have never seen that story.

Any chance of a source?

>sorry.. I'm a vallee stan.

>>19295957
Color me a jackass.. just realized you did source it.
>carry on..

>>19290608
ayys maybe bigfoot no because it doesn't exist.

>>19290583
aside from the fucking thousands upon thousands of pictures that are coming out these days (that dont get "famous" because your not going to see Gregs facebook page when he puts a pic up are you?) most of the people that are open minded enough to go out side and look up at the sky, their first impression in the fucking microsecond its usually there to take their phone out and film it.

>>19290765
i think he is drastically overestimating my possession of a phone

>>19293478
no they arent and no they dont you idiot