Best thread on X in a long time

imagine an orgasm dejavu

It's, from my skeptic point of view, glitches in the brain. Moments of false ongoing recognition from perceived memories you ultimately made up in parallel with the actual real event

I have this thing where I can recall something 30 secs before it's happening

I have been seeing the current hour (give or take 10 minutes) right before I wake up.

Unrelated, but it is something similar.

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>>19290304
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I have this thing where I can recall something thirty seconds after it happens

>It's when you die and get back to last save point, all that happened after is erased.

>>19291008
>then how come people don't resurrect from the dead all the time
you'll ask. Mind is transfered to checkpoint in a different timeline. You're still dead in the previous one. you can go for years without running into a save point.
Afterlife mystery solved.

>>19291026
Mandella bullshit solved. people get transfered to this timeline, very similar to previous only slight changes. That's why when you recall something and all your relatives tell you it never happened, it did, just not here.

>>19291055
Mandela isnt bullshit though clueless idiot

>>19292281
of course it is you retard. one day you´ll all be
>Guys ´member when it was called Mandala effect and not Mandella?
You just have shit memory, deal with it

>>19290304
>best thread on x in a long time
>deja vu
kek if this isn't satire idk what is

>>19290304

Deja Vu is caused by your brain sending what you saw into memory before telling you that you saw it. It's really not paranormal.

>>19292357

Deja Vu is caused by your brain sending what you saw into memory before telling you that you saw it. It's really not paranormal.

I'm gonna spam this until the thread 404s. I'm so tried of Deja Vu threads.

>>19290313
That would feel simply amazing. Imagine being in an infinite loop of remembering pleasure.

>>19290397
If you really want us to wake up. Come and get us.

>>19292357
>>19292363
looks like déja vu

>>19290397
> spam caption
> "you've been in a coma lol"
Ah yes. The greatest addition I've seen in a thread.

>>19290397
If this was a dream , then i would have everything that i wanted to keep me dreaming , and i don't.
This is reality my dude

>>19290304
You know those dreams you cant remember when you wake up? Deja vu is where those things you dreamt about happened in real life, the sensation is you (kinda) remembering the dream because its happening around you.