The Suicidal Sponge

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Do you happen to know a show named Spongebob Squarepants? I sure do, in fact, it was one of my favorite hentais of all time, along with Family Guy and Boku No Pico. I was very excited when I heard they were going to release a pre-order VHS tape for Spongebob Squarepants, even though VHS died out decades ago, and I totally wasn't suspicious about it.

Then one afternoon, I was finally lucky enough to get a copy of this tape. It was just a blank VHS tape, but I decided not to question it, because i'm naive. I put the VHS tape into the DVD player and the episode started. This wasn't like any other episode, no-sirree, because it was just a black background with white text that reads "The Suicidal Sponge". But I decided to keep watching anyway, because if I don't watch it all the way through, then how will I be able to tell this made up story?

It cut to Spongebob, who was at the Krusty Krab. There, it showed Spongebob making the sound of cutting. Then a few seconds later, it was revealed that he was slitting his wrists. Patrick came to order a Krabby Patty. But it took forever to cook. "What's taking so long? I better check on Spongebob, since he is my best friend in the whole wide world," Asked Patrick. He walked slowly and let out a huge scream.

"HEEEEEEYYYYY PAAAATRRRIIIICCCKKKK! I'M GONNNNNAA RAAAPE YYYOOOOUUURR FAAAMIIILLLYY!", Said Spongebob in a creepy way. "NO SPONGEBOB! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME UNLESS WE ARE DOING IT AT MY PLACE!" Man. I was so scared, Spongebob had SUPER DUPER MEGA ULTRA HYPER REALISTIC EYES. He had the face of a scary chicken. And it was all red and black.

After watching the horrible tape, I hung myself and died.

THE END.