2nd coming of christ/age of aquarius

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Oh snap that has GOT to be the second coming of Christ. And the age of aquarius, even though pices is the age of jesus?

But nevermind that

We gon' need to pray to ALL the gods now. Clearly.

What am I looking at exactly?

>>19284813
Jupiter is inside of the constellation Virgo.

Not sure what significance this has, if any.

>>19284813
Jupiter in the "womb" of the virgo constellation. Going to leave the womb on Sep 23 supposedly.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_l2yS6H2o

>>19284812
What comes after the age of pices?

>>19284824
http://www.bethlehemstar.com/starry-dance/the-birth-of-a-king/

>As Jupiter was beginning the coronation of Regulus, another startling symbol rose in the sky. The constellation which rises in the east behind Leo is Virgo, The Virgin. When Jupiter and Regulus were first meeting, she rose clothed in the Sun. And as John said, the moon was at her feet. It was a new moon, symbolically birthed at the feet of The Virgin.

let's look at this logically: Jupiter has gone through Virgo approximately 12 times in the last century. This means that if Jesus Christ was to return every time Jupiter passed through Virgo, Jesus would have come back approximately 240 times since he died.
So unless 240 is the magic number, I don't think he's coming back quite yet.

>>19284850
or he just keeps getting killed and forced to /respawn?

>>19284850
Look at it less literally; did anything crazy happen in the world on these dates?

>>19284855
Who could possibly be behind the death of the divine savior of the world though?

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>>19284865
Who indeed...

>>19284860
Find the dates. I'll research the events.

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>>19284869
>>19284865

>>19284875
http://www.drstandley.com/astrologycharts_jupiter_moving_through_the_signs_calendar.shtml

Here's some to start.

>>19284865
im still here

>>19284886
Nothing happened.

>>19284836
The age of aquarius comes after pices, but the age of aquarius is supposed to be the age of reason. In other words, the end of cults. Science!

If you're wondering, pices is the age of superstition, which we are obviouly still in.

>>19284875
It sounds like this time it doesnt just go through virgo but actually retrogrades while in virgo and then exits through the virgo super-pussy.

>>19284901
when do we enter the age of aquarius?

>>19284901
reason is not science, I suspect this age of reason will be dictated by freeflowing information on the internet. we are already starting to see real information leaking out through wikileaks. Its only a matter of time before quantum computing takes over and there are no more passwords or logins to protect information from view of the masses....

What's that app on OP's pic?

>>19284913
planets

>>19284904
See, it does that somewhat often as well. It doesn't do it every cycle, but it's retrograde seems to almost always happen in virgo. Thus, it's retrograded through virgo at least 60 times out of the proposed 240 times.

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>>19284945
As I understand it, the significance for this time is how it's coinciding with that infrared "dragon" image that's floating around because according to revelations the dragon will be waiting at the foot of the Virgin when she gives birth. Pic related.

>>19284906
We don't really. We only tell ourselves all this stuff.

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>>19284840
>listening to a site called Beth the hamster
>can't even spell hamster right

Kill yourself.

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Besides relating to water, what's the relation between aquarius and aqua?

>>19284988
bait post is good post
that pic
>you're a nigger and you're a nigger and you and you and you. nigger nigger nigger.
>beth the hamster
nnngggg
>bethlehem star
k

>>19284850
>Nothing ever happened before
>Therefore nothing will ever happen

Logic?

Pfft.

Nahhhh.

>>19284877
I still don't understand why 4chan dosen't have upvotes

>>19285011
Okay sperg cam down, it was a joke
Jeez

>>19285109
Actually, I think that was him enjoying your joke.

>>19285117
Its hard to tell, what the hell am I supposed to make of that?

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>>19284803

O look

Another one of these breads

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>>19284828
how did they ask the constipation if its a girl or guy?

>>19285042
next you'll be wanting usernames and celebrity AMAs

2018, niggas.

Jesus made 2 vau's not to return yet.

>>19284897
Jupiter in Virgo on August 28, 1920
>August 26, 1920 – The Nineteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution is passed, guaranteeing women's suffrage.

Jupiter in Virgo on August 12, 1932
>August 13, 1932 – Hitler meets President von Hindenburg and asks to be appointed as Chancellor.Hindenburg refuses under the grounds that Hitler is not qualified to be Chancellor and asks him instead to serve as Vice-Chancellor in Papen's government.Hitler announces his "all or nothing" strategy in which he will oppose any government not headed by himself and will accept no office other than Chancellor.

Jupiter in Virgo on June 26, 1944
>June 25, 1944 – The Battle of Tali-Ihantala (the largest battle ever in the Nordic countries) begins between Finnish and Soviet troops. Finland is able to resist the attack and thus manages to stay as an independent nation.

Jupiter in Virgo on November 17, 1955
>November 1, 1955 – The Vietnam War begins between the South Vietnam Army and the North Vietnam Army in which the latter is allied with the Viet Cong.

Jupiter in Virgo on October 20, 1967
>October 20, 1967 – Patterson–Gimlin film: Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin's famous film of an unidentified animate cryptid, thought to be Bigfoot or Sasquatch, is recorded at Bluff Creek, California.
>October 21, 1967 – Approximately 70,000 Vietnam War protesters march in Washington, D.C. and rally at the Lincoln Memorial; in a successive march that day, 50,000 people march to the Pentagon, where Allen Ginsberg, Abbie Hoffman, and Jerry Rubin symbolically chant to "levitate" the building and "exorcise the evil within."

too lazy to research the others

Jupiter/Saturn conjunction in Aquarius on December 21st, 2020.

Any guesses for then?

>>19286068
Return of Santa

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I found christ