>tfw no ayy gf

Know that feeling bwrah

close encounters of the 5th kind. try googling it

>>19284096
They just want to lick and suck your brain.
Brains don't like to be licked and sucked.

>>19284096
I'll do you one better.
>YFW no ayy at all

>>19284108
Can I Bing it instead?

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>>19284096
Would you screw an orangutan? That's why ayylamo qts won't screw you. It's nothing personal monkey boy.

>>19285360
>Would you screw an orangutan?
You'd be surprised

>>19285377
This
Your implying that there are no ayy womenz with this fetish, which is INCREDIBLY naive

>>19284096
Imagine a stressed AyyGF taking out her years of built up, sexual, space frustration out on your bound, to-be-experimented-on self. She then finds herself unable to part ways with you so she bestows the gift of immortality upon you. You both end up voyaging through space while having sex until the heat death of the Universe claims your everlasting, interspecies love.

>inb4 this is why we never see lmaos

>>19284096
imagine buying a wig for a grey alien and then fucking the shit out of her. No wonder the government keeps this shit secret

Ayys want to come and give all NEETs qt3.14 gf's but Crooked Hilary won't let them. Sad!

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>Wanting to date Ayys
>Not feeling an intense desire to kill them
Pathetic. Fuck the Xenos.

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>>19284096

>>19285902
>Fuck the Xenos.

That's exactly what you want to do

>>19285929
...Ya got me.

>>19285902
if you cant eat it or fuck it, kill it

i know that feel

>>19285360
Why would I screw a orangutan? I want to screw my ayy gf that I don't have

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>>19285377
>>19285420
I would like to think that ayylamos are not degenerate scum like us.

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>>19288380
>...degenerate scum like us

>>19284108
Its down, what was it?

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>>19284096
>tfw no ayy gf

I know, right?

You mean like Brittany venti

>>19285278
This is the worst of all.

>tfw only sentient species in the universe

Splice amiright

>>19285422
delet

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>>19285422

>>19285853
If there's a government treaty preventing first contact from proceeding, ETs ought to abrogate it! Human governments lacks the moral authority to make such vital declarations!

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>>19285360
Until ayy Jayne Goodalls come down to earth to 'learn about our species'

Bruh

I just want a THICC anunnaki spread her bird pussy across my dicc chyes :)