Hey x/. I gotta make this quick as they might be monitoring me. I work for the SCP Foundation. I know what you are probably thinking, but trust me, it's a very real place. They want you to believe that it's fake. That's what they want you to think. I'm probably going to be executed for leaking out top secret government information to the public. Also this is a general Ask me anything thread! So with whatever time I have left, let's discuss everything about what I saw here at my job.
>>19282209
What is the cruelest experiment you keep alive. Is there anything you guys want to kill to end it's suffering but the Government won't let you?
I can even give you the coordinates to where the facility is located on google maps.
Worst LARP I've seen in awhile.
>>19282217
That's the dumbest shitpost ever for this site. Area-51 really? Yeah, that's obviously the worlds longest runway over a whatever those drybeds are called.
>>19282209
can you post more cool documents?
>>19282222
>>19282212
>>19282209
I HUMORED THE THREAD. I NEVER DO THIS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Oh hi there anons, yes OP was obviously roleplaying. Haha of course the scp foundation doesn't exist. There's nothing to see here, just move on!
Yours sincerely Dr. [REDACTED]
Quick 404 this thread immediately 4chan!
>>19282209
Is it Foundation policy to crinkle all documents into a ball and then flatten them out again before photocopying?
>>19282209
/K/ here, any fag can now larp like Op.
>>19282222
checked