Homununculi-how do they work?

>>19274090
I tried this a long time ago, the thing that came out of the egg was all sorts of fucked up, multiple limbs, one big eye, was clearly dead, worst smelling thing, never trying it again.

>>19274105
are you bullshiting me or are you legit?

>>19274109
>>19274105
bump because interested

>>19274090
Watching through his playlist of his progress, can't believe what I'm seeing, this is amazing.

Playlist of Homunculos progress:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc4qX0Ok0jI&list=PLneC76OgQbbilzeqh7HvpBpqvN_b8nNhi&index=1

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I am curious about this.

Bump wtf is this?

>>19274388

Alchemy.

Its propably fake but it looks like the dude is making an old god in his flat. Kind of makes me want to throw up.

This is one of those things that if were true I feel would already have a much larger amount of research put into it. Do you guys seriously think this is the first guy to shove human sperm in a chicken egg to watch what happens?

I like to suspend disbelief while watching these. Korney (however its spelled) is a damn good special effects artist.

>>19274388
Russian guy injected his cum into a freshly laid chicken egg and supposedly hatched a monster. He makes videos tracking it's progress as it grows.

>>19274090
>feed him with sperm
I feed my fish with that all the time.

I tried something similar. grosch bottle with a bad seal, got something vaguley jelly fish like, it would bob about and such, but I think it died so I just chunked the bottle. took about 3 months to get bigger than a quarter

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>>19274090
I would imagine it would involve using the blood of one of your slaves. If you wanted to make it "better" you would most likely need some sort of massive transmutation circle. But personally I'm more interested in making chimera. Does anyone know how to make a chimera that can actually talk? I'm asking for a friend.

>>19274966
contamination, your results are invalid. try again

>>19274966
So, mold grew in it?

he's got a couple videos on the elixer of life too, one of them contains what he calls slurm..... pretty much just worms and vodka blended together then filtered twice. im very curious if his videos are legit

>>19275211
Probably nothing. Have you seen that new Hypnotoad show? All glory to the Hypnotoad.

I just want to breed something fleshy with a fuckable hole... and nothing attached to it.

Why is it so impossible!

so, this is straight up mad science type bull shit right? Please tell me we live in a world were government taskforces kick in shitty lab doors so they can riddle monsters with bullets before black baging the wannabe Dr.Frankestein. Just like my animes

>>19275227
I love hypnotoad

dudes... wtf? is this for real?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvvD9PQMT2o

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>>19274399
>Hey George, we finished the laser weapon.
>Shit Stan, what should we do next? Maybe work on a deplorable force field of some kind?
>...let's inject our sperm into a chicken egg!

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>>19275245
Homunculus is not the way to go..

Can anyone confirm this? most of this shit is fake as fuck

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>>19275266
can you recommend an anime that has a similar plot to this

>>19275420
Not an anime, but the Monster Hunter International series isn't bad, especially if you're a /k/ fag.

>>19274977
how do you even make a chimera that can't talk?

>>19275405
then what is the way to go?
onaholes are not enough

And no, real humans aren't the answer either, need something built for sex, that can give me sex when i want, with no repercussions or excessive costs!

fake. he never touches it.

>>19275468
he feeds it tho

>>19275420
>not naming the file "momma lu-ouija"

>>19274090
After three weeks mine was growing out of the jar. It was a long green tube like stem with an large seed shape bud on the very end. It would pulsate similar to a heart beat steadily. If I listened closely I could here a gushy noise.

A few days later, it had the bud on the end had tipped the entire glass over and end that had latched on the the bottom of the glass broke through. A claw shape with sharp barbs. I placed a camera down and locked my the thing in my garage and watched.

The thing came to life a few days later. It was snake like and slithered across the floor. Eventually the bud huge pore had appeared on the bud at the end and smaller duplicate shot out. Hundreds.

I fortified the door.

I called animal control.

They called national security.

I'm not supposed to be posting thi-

>>19275507
I should have edited thi-

>>19274109
of course he is bullshitting you dumb faggot

This shit got faker and faker with each new video.

>>19274090

I have seen these threads before and I am only going to say this one more time. This is not real, the "homunculi" are clay figures with magnets inside. There are magnets being moved underneath the surface of the "homunculi" to simulate the movement of a biological organism.

I think they did a decent job. 6/10

>>19276138
I was wondering how they made it move, that's smart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I

>>19274090
I knew /x/ was responsible for those russian homunculus videos.

>>19274090
BLYAT

>>19277034
БЛЯTЬ*

>>19275507
How nice of them to add a "-" and complete the captcha for you!

And people say the government are evil

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Get on my level.

>>19277391
please tell me it's fuckable and I can buy it

I need one

>>19277396
no, what you need is to be locked up and renoved from society.

>>19274109
you are one dumb shit

>>19277391
This one is real, made in a lab, by scientists. I believe I've seen it on the news.

>>19277638
Why.

>>19277640
Because we are biological robots, ergo it is possible for a technological robot to become biological and vice versa.
Technology and biology intertwine.

>>19277417
why? because I rather fuck a tiny flesh toy thing? rather than have sex with someone I don't care about like the rest of society?

You talk like you're above human urges, what a hypocrite.

>>19274090
It is a actually possible,
The shills are trying to hide the truth as always, whatever you've been taught in school about reproduction is a lie, if you don't believe me,
Try it for yourself !!

>>19274090

Why is the water and bubbles in it moving at a slower FPS than his hands?

Its the New tulipa

im really tempted to try this but at the same time, if real, this seems like one of those unforgivable sins that will send me to hell (if thats real as well).

What do?

>>19277991
which commandment says you should not inject semen into an egg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I

creating homonculi sounds like fun

>>19274405
I love all Korney videos, not just homunculus. I also suspend disbelief, he has a lot of interesting ones. The pyrokinesis video is one of my favorites.

>>19275420
Fullmetal Alchemist has elements of this. Artificial beings and hybrids can be created with the philospher's stone. MCs work for the government and have to shut down several cases of this, among other things. They also created a monster of their own back in the day.

>>19278398
im not the person you are responding to, but the fallen angels and nephilim bred "abominations" regularly - hybrids between man and beast, and god flooded the earth to exterminate them

>>19278571
isn't everything part of god's creation?

why would god kill his own childs now? he hates some, but not others? he hates himself?

>>19278606

Sophia made the Demiurge and she was ashamed of him so she hid him in a realm of Shadow.

Yaldabaoth woke up and looked and only saw himself in this new realm so he proclaimed to be god.

Sophia came to rebuke him and show him the limitless like but he hid from it in fear.

He is the Blind, Ignorant and Jealous god.


The Demiurge Lords over this Realm of Shadow. This is not his creation like he will say, but its Sophias and she is an Aeon.

Aeons are Emanations of the One.

God is the true Creator of All that Is.

Sophia tried to emulate her fathers Pleroma.

>>19275328
Hey man if that shit's funded somehow you're technically just getting paid to nut

It's a living

>>19274090
Can you grow a female one in a glass?

>>19277991
remember, its not a damnable sin if you do it while your drunk

>>19277396
>>19277638
>>19277640
>>19277661

Its fake its an old viral marketing vid or movie.

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>>19274090
Is anyone as baffled (or naive) as me about this? Why do i foresee homunculus generals on /x/ in the coming months.. I have to try this sometime

Guys, this is stupid
Do you know what are eggs? Eggs are the chicken's ovule, when a chicken doesn't get impregnated, she lays an egg, its like menstruation.
If this was real it would mean you could literally impregnate a chicken by just fucking her, so she would lay an egg and a tiny man would come out of that egg.
And humans can't impregnate chicken, that shit doesn't happen or rural areas would be fucking full of tiny men running around, those dudes really get bored and horny at their places.

>>19274090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBfCmSXm1HE
Same guy.
You know how long it takes to grow an apple tree?
You know how long it takes for it to actually give you apples?
You know how does an grafted apple look like?
This guy is a big fucking hoax, i don't know why you people believe this shit.

>>19280309
Its fun to pretend for a little while that the world is deeper, and more mysterious. Capture a little bit of that sense of wonder from our childhoods.

>>19274090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFS0Ki0Fo2Q

Holy Fuck this this is terrifyinjg

>tons of research has been put into growing homunculus; all of it is inconclusive
>science has deemed it impossible
>suddenly one slav with a camera accomplishes the impossible and grows a homunculus
>and yet the science community hasnt lost their shit over this
Yeah this is bullshit 100%

Debunked. C'mon people. Do a little research. Fuck, its the internet.

>>19280213
Semen has been around for a very long time you know. If it was this easy to make chimeras you'd already have them running around cities and asking for equality.

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>>19280725
Bullshit? My friend I think you are mistaken. Homoculusi are a widely documented phenomenon. There is nothing wrong with jerking off into an egg as seen in this series of pictures I took from an interview with the creator of the video.

>>19281614
widely documented cases of pseudo alchemists trying to make some cash of gullible retards like you.
there. fixed it.

>>19274090
Real or fake, those vids creep me out. I happen to think they're real, just not in the way we think they are. I believe that they probably have little to no actual human genes. I do think that they are a new primitive species. Mixing a bunch of biological material (chicken, human, bacterial, random protein, etc.) together and putting it in a natural incubator (egg) is bound to create something. Primordial soup. I don't think they're a chicken/human hybrid.

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AHAHAHAHAHA
THE
FUCKING
EYE

hilarious.

https://youtu.be/cCdJpAPOsw8?list=PLneC76OgQbbilzeqh7HvpBpqvN_b8nNhi

>>19274399
>shove human sperm in a chicken egg

wouldn't you get a chicken-man in this case and not some eldrtich lil faceless creature?

>>19281770
>incompatible genome
>expects functional hybrids
anon... this are aberrations, they shouldn't exist, this isn't D&D where a man fucks a whale and you get half-whales.

>>19281770
No. That scientifically can't happen. What can happen is the mixture of biological material to create a primitive life form.

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>>19281640
Surely you must be on some sort of drug to think Dr.Blyats research into homonculuology is fake. Here, I asked him myself if what you said was true.

>>19281755
How is anyone falling for this... those thigns are clearly made of clay

>>19274090
Step 1) Download Maya 3D
Step 2) Create Homunculi
Step 3) Composite into video and upload to YouTube
Step 4) Post on /x/ and get all the schizos to view your videos creating revenue

>>19277391
Wow. I had no idea a plumbus was a real thing

I wish these were real but at the same time I hope they aren't

>>19280725
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/01/human-pig-hybrid-embryo-chimera-organs-health-science/
This isn't the first and won't be the last. Animal/Human hybrids have been in the works for decades.

>>19275507
Reminds me of candleja

well so much for the goofy eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0UaCU94WMg

>>19282421
>Takes team of 40 people 4 years to grow an organ in an embryo
>This is the same as one random russian jizzing into an egg and creating entirely new life forms
You're an idiot.

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>>19282421
PLS ARCHIVE YOUR SHIT FRIEND http://archive.is/9TqEa
>>19282708
It says in the article my dude
"Such experiments are currently ineligible for public funding in the United States (so far, the Salk team has relied on private donors for the chimera project). Public opinion, too, has hampered the creation of organisms that are part human, part animal."

>He doesn't realize there is government bureaucracy to go through.
>He doesn't know laws here in the US don't even give way to create designer babies let alone a homonculous.
>He doesn't realize people don't generally want to pay to create abominations
>He doesn't know conspiracy theorist and religious people generally freak out at the slightest "discovery"
>He doesn't know the most successful experiments happen behind the scenes so the public only sees the small scale ones.
>He doesn't know scientist do everything as autistically as possible when their is always simpler method available as our Russian friend proved to us.

>>19283128
>It says in the article my dude
That has nothing to do with what I said.

Growing organs in an embryo after 4 years of study, and with a team of 40 people is completely different to some russian dude jizzing in an egg and creating an entirely new lifeform.
The fact that you seem to think these two things are even remotely similar proves that you're an idiot.

The fact that you think that because they can grow organs inside an embryo, and that means that jizzing into an egg and creating a new creature is possible, proves that you're an idiot.

>>19281755

SUCC HAZ MERGED WIT THICC

The glorious Mario and Luigi of abominations has become one

>>19274105
how sad is your life that you feel a need to LARP like this

Why not just have sex with a chicken instead of cumming in an egg?

>>19283779
Because that's illegal, anon.

>>19283780
Not in my state.

>>19274405

Whats to stop someone from using crispr gene editing to make a truly horrible creature

we already have human/pig hybrids, whats to stop lizard people or wolf men from being made?

>>19274090
ITS A SCAM, OP!!!

pesky shills desu

also, this seems like something really easy to recreate so I expect more videos from other people

>>19275405
>most of this is fake

Do you actually believe any of this is real

>>19285057
>whats to stop lizard people or wolf men from being made?
They added some human organs to a pig... not quite the same as a wolf man.

>>19274090
Russians looking for easy YouTube money. This is the Eurasian equivalent of those creepy, license-heavy children nursery rhyme videos made by Pakistanis and Hindus.

You'd have to be really fucked by the public educational system to believe that this is real.

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>>19275460
>he hasn't sculpted a rubber model

>>19274966
Yeastie beasties. I got that when I made my home brew too. It happens with beer a lot.

>>19287441
I can make clay sculpts, but how can I turn them into rubber sculpts? you mean like with silicone? if you know any specific materials I can from amazon or whatever I'd be really grateful.

>>19287753
Make a wax sculpt, stick it in a clay mold. Fire the clay and burn away the wax. Fill negative space with silicone, viola.

>>19274090
Not Well

>>19275460
virgin trash

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>>19283261
Why are you even on this site Friends? Reddit sounds like it would be more your Forte.

ITT: adsense revenue generator

>>19277991
>go forth and multiply

So long as you take good care of your creation I don't see why you would go to hell.

>human sperm + chicken egg = aquatic anemone

Makes perfect sense.

>>19277691
>human urges

kek

>>19277691
look at this neckbeard.

>why not grow your own homiculi
Because I have thousands of wonderful astral children.
That seems like enough.

i know

>>19274090
they don´t