How do I summon a succubus?

do like /x/ did
watch jennifer's body
then RP about it on channel 4
that IS how it all started.

>>19271490
Here is an ancient ritual to summon a succubus, but be warned, this is black magic and can go wrong so follow it carefully:

Go to the Craigslist casual encounters and chant this three times:

I have 200 dollars
I have 200 dollars
I have 200 dollars

You will be messaged by a hyper realistic email. This is the succubus. Tell her you want her to wear all black and to talk dirty. If she gets disinterested quickly tell her you will pay extra. If she agrees, tell her your address and get ready for the hardest part of the ritual. Turn off all the lights. Light 10 black candles, put them around your bed and wait.

If you see flashing red lights and hear the wails of a siren, something has gone horribly wrong. Immediately blow out the candles and pretend you are not home. No matter what you hear, do not open the door. The evil spirit will take you away to be raped by black beasts.

However, if you hear a knock you have been deemed worthy. But be warned, as this ritual is known to summon incubi as well. They will be disguised, but if you see something out of place chant "Fuck off, faggot" continuously until they leave. If you do not they will rape you. After that you will be followed by constant decay. You will never be able to recover from any disease. You will grow pale like a corpse and slowly wither away.

After verifying that they are a succubus, let them in and enjoy the "fruits" of your labor. But be warned. Black magic has a price. A month later you will see blisters and boils anywhere your skin touched the demon. Soon you will see the succubus outside your mother's house everyday, screaming and pounding at the door. She will continue this, each day getting fatter and more hideous, until 9 months. Then, you will pay...

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>>19271771

/thread

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>>19271771
Oh you

>>19271490
honestly, you need to start masturbating to shameful porn, whatever fills you with shame, masturbate to it for a few weeks straight, eventually a succubus will rape you.

people who say they arent real cannot explain how women only get visited by incubuses and how men get visited by succubus

>>19271771
Legit

>>19271502
I'll have to watch that, see if it'll launch me down the /x/ rabbit hole so I can shitpost with you degenerates everyday.

>>19271771
This sounds pretty legit. Do I need to wear ceremonial clothing or anything? Does the succubus actually want my $200 dollars, or are they cool with just draining my lifeforce?

>>19271832
I had a freakishly realistic sex dream once that was pretty much succubus tier realism. I had been crushing hard on this girl I knew from class and the gym, but she had a boyfriend and so I didn't do anything about it. My thoughts about her became consuming enough that I either had a cool dream or slept with a succubus, because it felt like real sex and the setting was simply her being in my bed with me. I felt more worn out from that than I generally do from regular sex, and definitely more mentally drained.

Hi there, I guess I cannot make you turn back.

But if you succeed and it´s happening,

do you finally realize, if there are demons, there must be angels too?

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Well first it might help if you knew about the first Succubus Lilith.

She is the wife of Samael.

These two are Archons. Samael being one name for the First Archon. Also called Yaldabaoth, Saklas or the Demiurge.

Samael was tricked by his mother Sophia into blowing the breath of spirit into us. Its known as the Divine Spark of the Aeons and its why he is Jealous of us.

The Blind, Ignorant and Jealous god. He is the Lord or the Ruler of this realm of Shadow. The Simulation known as the 4th dimensional plane.

Samael tried to mate his wife Lilith with Adam the first human to create an offspring. But it didnt work.

This is a Gnostic version of the story and I will direct you to a book that contains the Gnostic creation myth. But its a very dark and evil book of the Archons magic and I hesitate to mention it but iam going to anyway because its important.

Warning, take care if you look into this book: Liber Lilith

>>19272900
>there must be angels too
How do I fuck an angel?

>>19272914
Sounds cool, thanks.

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>>19271490

>>19272900

Demons and angels are just two of the masks worn by the ultraterrestrials in their interactions with humans. There are many others too, none of them being what they truly are.