well a few weeks ago i boght this little fella at one of those stores that smells like incense, i found it cute so just took him and gave my shekels for it, the lady at the store told that i needed to feed it with any kind of seeds and gave it water if not it'll play pranks on me, i just look at her and said ''ok, whatever'' just to walk away and go home, what she said intrigue me so... i havenĀ“t given him food or water since then and absolutely nothing has happen, i tried to research on the web for an answer but everything i read sounds like bullshit and i was wondering if any of you know what's up with this thing?
>>19269747
Nothing, 'cause it's a fucking inanimate, non-sentient object. Jesus OP.
>>19269892
That is what it wants you to beleive.
I wish I could study more about trolls, but most of the time nowadays it's just stuff about internet trolls. Or the dolls. Not so much about the giants and witches of Scandinavian folklore.
Would be interesting to experiment with your little troll though. Just for shits and giggles, give it some food and water and see if it takes it. Maybe later you can put a camera on it and see if it moves.
Does look pretty creepy though, OP.
>>19269747
A joke op. The cashier told you a joke. If it gets hungry it'll probably resort to eating the spaghetti that fell out of your pockets. Back to r9k with you
>>19270143
I see what you did there.
you have a weird definition of cute
>>19269747
You got sold a Shmozo, ya Bozo!