/GreenText/ Thread

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>>19269778
It's the last one I have

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Any more like this or the one guy with the badass grandpa?

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>>19270233
Pic also related. I love hearing about people in the know.

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I'll do a little dump, apologies in advance if I dupe some already posted.

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>>19270425

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>>19270452

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>>19270455
This one describes very similar creatures to >>19270425

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>>19270460

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>>19270544

Anyone have the story of the body builder in the haunted house who soaked himself in holy water to go on a blind rampage in the house to punch the ghosts?

>>19269768
he didn't post the polaroids did he? fucking larper

>>19270768
isn't that this one?>>19269778

>>19270772
Ignore my blindness>>19270768
then, that is exactly what I was looking for.

Anyone got the story about the thing that implied 69'd some anon while staying in a relatives attic and it never visited again? The only other thing I remember is that the anon somehow knew it's name.

>>19269768
Fuck, the spelling in this one is terrible.

anyone got the one about the guard in Iraq and some biological agent?

https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/0B_yEDN2T6KIGMlVBWEYyQ25LM3M?usp=sharing
Hundreds of /x/ greentexts right here

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>>19269762
Found his "monster"
Fits his description pretty much exactly
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/weird/Mystery-Creature-in-DC-Suburbs-127792543.html

>>19269762
location found was near the hospital at the end of the subway line he marked.

>>19269768
>19269762
wow, that guy was an asshole and a moron. They told him they weren't there to harm him, so he goes after them with his bat, and decides he's going to shoot them if they come back. Since naturally, aliens who could travel here would be defenseless against bats and shotguns.

>>19271619
To be fair, he was a kid at the time, and he was born in Oklahoma, they aren't known for being intelligent, or even sane people. Plus, how would you react to something that is obviously fucking with your brain, could YOU even trust yourself to something right?

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>>19270460
Somebody attempted to visualize it.

>>19271587
OP Here, this dude looks like me after waking up

>>19269778
kek
can't have a greentext thread without ghostpuncher, I hope he's real

how my camping trip went to shit, summer 2016
>be nearwoods with buds and family at local campground
>arrive in morning
>set up all shit
>big sign at the entrance NO GUNS
>keep our rifles hidden
>go innawoods to gather up firewood
>done
>go fishing for a while
>catch nothing but fucking bullhead
>walk around for a while
>suddenly there's some dinducunt at the spot we were fishing at
>digs up our poleholders (metal pipes we impact into the ground) and chunks them into the lake
>"OY SHITCUNT"
>bitch fuckin runs
>initiate pursuit innawoods
>two buds with me are good at innawoods pursuit
>I ain't
>soon lose track of both
>uh oh
>at least we've made a fuckin obvious path
>go back to fishing spot
>holduphomeboy.exe
>two more randomcunts sitting down at spot
>both have guns
>big honking long rifles
>shift left, crouch low near treeline
>both are facing the water
>wait fifteen or some minutes
>hear feet
>bitch comes back
>"oy bitch were the fuk yo been"
>"skinheads tried to rape me"
>neither of my friends were bald
>Tyrone and Michael stand up
>"Lissen ere babe, ead back, we'll go hunting for a bit"
>both armed cunts walk right the fuck past me
>head on down the once again obvious path of pursuit
>Latisha remains near the water for a while before fucking off as well
[cont]

>>19273459
>Letting niglets with guns walk around a park
And consider my suspension of disbelief reached.

>>19273459
>wait
>wait
>wait
>finally, 30 minutes later, FUCKING GUNSHOTS
>like automatic fucking reports
>back to basecamp right fucking now
>take off in direction of basecamp through the woods
>sound of gunfire fades
>arrive back at camp
>both friends are there, as well as cousins and uncle
>"who the fuck is-"
>the gunshots resume, whoever is out there is mag_dump.exe
>now they're moving in our direction
>Uncle: "fuuuuuck yeeeeeees"
>"eerybody innna campa"
>retreat inside RV
>open closet, retrieve Remingtons
>everybody gets a rifle
>on watch
>suddenly a fucking deer jumps out of the bushes
>it's bleeding, but not enough to incap
>durr goes right through campsite, barely clears tent, and keeps going
>dindus are mag-dumping at a fucking female durr and weren't able to bring it down
>allofmywhat
>both melanin-enriched fucktards emerge from the woods in obvious pursuit of the doe
>'uh-oh tyrone'
>this campground is noguns
>they in trouble now
>...or they would be
>if anybody could tell
>both wannabe gangstas reload
>magdump.exe on tent
>JESUS FUCK
>reload
>magdump.exe on Bud #1's Toyota
>reload
>magdump.exe on RV
>we duck
>all except my uncle
>uncle is doomsday prepper
>has armored the fuck out of the RV, put up a false exterior to hide the armor
>downside: loss of speed, guzzles gas like a cow goes through hay
>bullet impacts sounds like rapid hailstones on the side
>THATONEBOUNCED
>reload
>try again
>one window turns opaque due to bullet impacts
>we're still on the ground
>gunfire stops
>window opens, one shot rings out
>scream of anguish
>suppressive fire?
>sound of movement outside, moaning continues
>few minutes pass, though it feels longer
>uncle comes around, dragging everybody to their feet
>one of the two dindus is apparently now down a usable leg
>they probably fucked the wheels up
>nobody wants to go outside to check
>nor does anybody want to venture into the driving compartment either
>oh well, this place is a fucking bunker
>except the vacant window

>>19273459
>>19273945
>dindus probably blew their load
>still cram as much shit as possible into the jammed-open window
>wait a few hours
>finally uncle and cousin goes into driver compartment
>one of the windows are rolled down, that shit flies up fast
>start up
>try to start moving
>no joy
>yep something's wrong with the tire
>sun's going down
>we're uncomfortably close to the woods
>anybody that leaves could be picked off easy
>we gunna spend the night?
>probs, the satphone was in the tent
>fuckity fuck
>watch shift system is set up
>"The fuck didn't you just kill them?" "They were going to kill us"
>"only had the one bullet on me"
>"monkey prob bled out anyway, that was a shot to the thigh"
>jesusfuck
>mind defaults to 'oh god I'm going to go to jail for accessory to murder'
>somewhere around thirty minutes to midnight
>MAGDUMP.EXE
>out in the woods
>lots of fucking gunfire
>way more than just two porch monkeys could carry
>Vietnam going on innawoods
>there be voices too
>shouting
>lots of fucking shouting
>gunfire slackens, then intensifies, in cycles
>at no one point does it stop, at least one fucking gun is spewing bullets throughout at least a two-minute period
>who the fuck did we piss off
>the shooting stops
>shouting continues, then fades
>then someone screams, high-pitched, might be a woman
>one final gunshot
>screaming stops
>nothing else the entire night
>do we get sleep? nuh-uh
>morning rolls around
>uncle clears the blockage out of the jammed window
>Bud #1 is given posting on that window
>I get coverage of the back
>uncle leaves
>yep tire is completely fucked
>cousin #1 and Bud #2 go out to help, get passive-aggressively 'shouted' at by uncle to get back into position
>fuck you we want to get out of here
>they retrieve the spare and the jacks
>FORMULA ONE TIER TIRE SWAP
>new tire on
>quickly go around to check on the other tire
>still good
>we out, fuckity bye
>one last thing before we leave tho
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>>19273459
>>19273945
>>19274069
>both cousins run out over no-man's land and retrieve our fucked-up tent, making sure they get everything
>like fuck we're leaving the satphone behind
>buddies have no compunction about leaving their truck and everything in it behind
>we out for good this time
>punch it out of the campsite
>almost run over a dead doe lying on the side of the road leading towards the entrance of the campground
>guess she bled out after all
>leave campground with no other issues or sights, making sure to stow weapons before leaving
>as we drive away, we pass a convoy of Forest Service vehicles heading towards the campground
>somebody's in for a fuck of a time

And that's it. We didn't investigate further.
Y'all /x/philes can go ahead and assume the dindus ran into something innawoods that rekt their shit, but our assumption is that they hit some other campsite and killed everybody there. Hit a softer target as revenge or something.

>>19274121
Take it to /an/. We already know porch monkeys exist, they aren't really a cryptid.

>>19271619
Well I mean, we got to the moon but I'd still consider Neil Armstrong a tad outmatched by a sawed off

>>19270455
>tactically cry and poop pants

>>19274121
So...pol scares? This doesn't really do anything here.

>>19274442
>>19275656
OP mentions nothing about thread being dedicated spooky cryptid shit, just greentexts.
At least ^ happened in the woods, and as stated, you can all make your own assumptions about what the fuck the gibbons were shooting at (and they were unloading a lot of bullets at it).

And it wouldn't surprise me if we had fucked up close to some kind of BLM/BAMN outpost/training camp or some shit.

>be me
>be 3 years ago
>my friend, lets call him Mike, and his bro, call him Steve, decide to go camping
>bring our camping and fishing equipment bc there is a little lake near where we wanted to camp.
>speed forward
>at the camp site
>we have conversation and drink water and smoke cigarettes
>all of a sudden a smell hits us
>its the smell of pine, were in a pine forest
>but then a sound
>the sound of fire crackling
>Steve decides to go for a night fishing
>we like ok ya go boi
>time passes
>a stench reaches our nostrils
>its fish, Steve got some
>eat fish
>a loud moan, or a screech is heard
>turns out Mike farted
>smells like bad eggs
>go to bed
>but then in the morning
>Mike and Steve are gone
>theres this like bad egg smell again
>turns out Mike went to take a dump nearby
>quite a steamer
>Steve appears
>acts normal
>got some fish again
>we pack up, go home in an orderly fashion
>dont move away
>talk to both of them the day after
>still friends

you autists

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>>19272091
At least we're more sane, and have a higher GPA than the Hawaiians, Fuck those guys.

>>19277873
Being proud of being over a lowbar is still being barely over the lowbar.

>>19272215
ain't that bendydick bumpersnatch

>>19277113
Well, I presumed that since this a Paranormal board I didn't need to specify the type of greentext, not like I care tho

>>19269745
anyone got the korean dog one?

Anyone got the story of the German guy in Korea?

Also asking for this other story about a guy who is hired to look after some property who proceeds to become one with the land and stand up to a Skinwalker to defend his territory.

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>>19279869
Is this the one you mean?

>>19279884
Yeah that's the one. Thanks.

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>>19279869
>>19279884
Think the is the Korea one you guys mean

>>19279896
Thanks.

>>19274121
>then someone screams, high-pitched, might be a woman
>one final gunshot

This reminds me of one of those park ranger stories about the deathmatches. They found some woman's brains sprayed across a tree from shortly before they showed up on scene.

Anyone got the one about the European dude who lives with a Korean family in Korea and there's a bunch of Korean mythology

>>19281052
Can you post a link to these, haven't heard of them

>2015
>be 29
>landlord of several properties and condos
>managing properties
>checking for late payments
>one tenant already on eviction status
>decide to check in person to see what is going on
>Call my clean up crew just in case
>pablo, jose, and me
>arrive to the property
>junk mail pile up on front door
>grass overgrow and neglected
>my evection notice still on the door from last time
>check for power, there was none
>knock on all windows and door
>sometimes hobos tent to occupy empty properties
>my guys confirm is no one on the property
>we go in
>I open the door
>the place looks still organize and clean but dusty
>electronics, furniture still there
>no sign of tenants
>i recalled i rent it to a Hispanic family not sure if Mexican or from Peru
>we checked all the rooms
>jose calls me all scare
>jefe jefe JEFE he yelled
>when i arrived to the master room i see what he called
>the WHOLE room is one huge shrine to La Santa Muerte
>and on the center off all a pile of shoes and clothes
>a bit out of place considering the place was somehow clean
>statues of the grimrepaer are everywere
>my guys do not want to take anyting from that house
>it might curse they said
>we took everything out to the street even the idols
>just the whole ordeal felt tense and aerie
So far my weirdest experience yet

>>19270233
This would make a pretty radical novel series.

>>19279896
Holy shit, these are fucking great, this shit needs to be a movie.

>>19270417
well that sucked

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>>19277205

Nothing cringier than "innawoods"

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>>19277205

>be me
>mid 90s in my early teens
>regularly play manhunt with neighbourhood teens until sub 3am
>one night little bro comes along so we naturally team up for the game
>run down through a tiny little woods into a soccer field so we have room to run from others playing
>get through las row of trees
>can't see the field
>wtfisthisfog.jpg
>can hear my bro right next to me but can't see him
>fogsothicc.jpg
>see orange orb in distance
>disappears, reappears almost instantly in different spot
>bro takes off, I stay staring at it.
>reappears disappearing and reappearing in different farther away spot.
>disappears for a few seconds and no return
>it'sdone.jpg
>thing reappears right in front of my face,m almost touching my nose
>instantly book faster than I've ever ran in my life
>run through the same forest passage to get back to townhouses
>no fog at all.

no one else saw anything and never believed us but it was absolutely fucked.

>>19283081
Except for you anon.

>>19281502
Wait, this is hilarious
Like a mentally challenged wendigo just running around mimicking random shit it sees/hears.

>>19284751
I agree, the beep beep beep cracks me up every time

>>19283154
This one is fucking priceless.

does anyone have the one about baby, the girl anon met and befriended in high school

https://youtu.be/RvXuETk0tGA
https://youtu.be/gW2gguzUqtk
Postan my 2 most recent reading videos. I recorded the first story of my next video last week, will get time to record more this Saturday.

Anybody have the one where some friends went to a firepit in the desert, some stranger walked up to them, they gave him a ride home, and the next day the rest of the group remember a completely different story?

>>19283154
10/10

Late night bump

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>>19282057
I fucking know, right? I would read the hell out of that.

stationed in Korea
>little no name base, mostly unmanned except for some kind of seismology outpost and a few soldiers doing who knows what, aviation support or something
>small MP (military police) force,just a platoon that gets sent up on a month long rotation, but largely a formality as this place is Mayberry and there aren't enough people to get into any trouble
>on the base are these little hills that dot the post here and there
>these are graves of soldiers killed in the Korean conflict, they were essentially buried where they fell in some areas

Anyway, enough setup:

>each shift we need to do a walking patrol
>is the highlight of my shift because being crammed in a car all day blows
>start mine at about 2 am because once curfew starts people on base get into stupid situations and now it's my problem
>walking past cluster of graves
>See some guy, he looks back at me and ducks behind one of the mounds
>"Hey! Military polce! Come out where I can see you!"
>No answer, assume it's some people and they're just ignoring me
>go around the back of the mounds
>nothing but short cut parade field, an area the size of a soccer field, literally impossible to hide in

>>19286960
2/2

>radio station
>"Main, this is B110, I'm out at the gravesites with a subject who has fled on foot, will advise once I find him."
>No answer, whatever, radio guy is lazy
>keep looking around, but there's nothing to look at
>feel like I'm being watched
>radio comes on again
>"All units check radios, hot mic." (A hot mic is someone transmitting without being aware, leaning on the button or something)
>it's gotten colder since I'd been in the area
>at this point my "something's messed up" senses are tingling, so I perform a cursory look around the area and get back to the station
>desk sergeant is pissed because he thinks I was the one hot miking
>all radio traffic records on our computer, so we play back my calls
>mostly white noise
>at one point you hear me say I'm on scene, followed by more white noise
>we turn up the volume
>some of it is hard to hear, but some is surprisingly audible:
>"Sergeant Long?"
>"more rounds, more water"
>"in the treeline, there there there"
>CLEAR AS A BELL: "Wasn't supposed to be like this."
>sergeant tells me and the radio guy not to mention this to anyone because he doesn't want a bunch of people wandering around the gravesites
>next day, have an order not to go near the burial mounds...didn't need to be told that twice

>>19285464
this one sounds interesting, bumping

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>>19286960
I remember that thread. I got a cap of it.

>>19286746
If they couldn't come in unless invited how come everyone had guns and were alarmed as hell?

Short one.

>be me, 15
>wake up at 1 am
>can't sleep, so I watch youtube videos on my phone
>five minutes after I wake up I suddenly hear stomping downstairs
>Both my parents are asleep and there's no way my cat can make stomping noises
>It sounds like someone put on heavy boots and starting running up and down the hallway
>it continues for ten minutes and then just stops
>never happened again.

>>19277320
Haha I was in this thread.
When an anon posted the better quality version we all shat our pants

>>19287713
oh my god, how will I sleep tonight after reading this

>>19274121
I call bullshit.

Sounds like a wet dream from some /pol/tard.

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>>19286969
I just did a quick google search for a sergeant Long

>>19289359
ok I'm slow
>>19287612

>>19286370
I always check these threads for my story. Makes me all warm and fuzzy when I see it posted

>>19289377
I don't think there is anything warm and fuzzy in remembering that one time when a granny skinwalker tried to get you out of your safe space to eat you.

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>>19289416
>he thinks these stories are 100% real

Does anyone have the story with the teacher telling a story on halloween, where he and his friends discover tunnels beneath a barn?

>>19269762
as some one who took the orange line to get to nationals games, this hits close to home.

>>19285385
No. That's the worst green text ever.

>>19289416
In hindsight the story is kinda lame and silly now that I consider all the options, but at the time, fucking terrifying.

Its not really one story as much as several stories involving the same thing. A lot of these are reports from my coworkers.

>Be me, working at a shitty overpriced store
>Coworkers are pretty cool for the most part
>I start out working stock, shift starts at 5AM before the sun is up
>Whole store feels weird at this hour, like we aren't supposed to be there
>Shrug it off as me being new to the job

>My schedule wasn't working, was trying to do awkwardly timed college classes and this crappy 5AM shit at the same time
>Get transferred to sales, am now a daywalker as the stock guys call it
>Turns out a girl I vaguely knew worked there, became friendly fast
>She had to go into the stockroom a lot but always refused to go alone
>"There's something in there I can feel it"
>Laugh it off as her being paranoid

>Supervisor goes into the stockroom to find whatever item
>Lights go off
>He's very into spiritual shit so he says the the empty, dark room, "If there is any being here please show your presence"
>Fucking door to the stockroom swings wide open, nobody comes in or is near the entrance
>Supervisors nopes the fuck out to the managers office

>Friendly coworker from before and I are working closing shift one night
>I'm cleaning up the front of the store while she's on break
>Hear her scream from the break room
>Shes outside the break room staring at the door
>Ask what happened, if she's okay
>She said the light in the break room went off
>She was startled, hence the scream, but figured it was me since I like to mess with her as she's easily scared
>She leaves the break room and I'm nowhere in sight, she realizes it wasn't me, and the supervisor is in the back counting out the register money
>Open door, light is still off
>Flick the switch, it comes back on, definitely wasn't an electrical problem

1/2? There's not a lot left. Don't know if anybody even cares about the story.

>>19291791
>Get in one day, again for closing shift
>All staff members kinda on edge and asking if I heard what happened
>Haven't even punched in yet of course I haven't
>They tell me to ask another co-worker, he's also spiritual like my supervisor
>Very dramatic, very gay, but in a tolerable way
>Says he using the restroom that morning right before the store opened
>As he's doing whatever, maggots start crawling up through the drain in the center
>Make their way towards the walls, climbng them
>Coworker says they moved pretty fast compared to how fast he thought maggots would be
>Freaks out, gets store manager
>Maggots are still there when he shows them to her
>She freaks out too
>Don't remember how but they cleaned it up and I think poured something down the drain

>Working a closing shift again
>Store just closed, haven't really started doing shit
>Store gets a phone call from security, said someone entered our store though the back door
>Put on best angry face I can and go to the back with manager and another coworker following
>I'm one of the only guys on staff and I'm a big intimidating guy so that's normal
>Look through the entirety of the stockroom, nothing there
>Security insists it happened.

>One night, one of the bottles of beer flew off the shelf and shattered
>This happens a good hour or so after all employees leave
>Check security camera footage in the morning
>Looks like it was thrown off
>It was broken before it hit the ground
Check the class pieces, there's a source of impact
>Appears to have originated from inside the bottle itself
>No explanation whatsoever about how it happened

So basically what I'm saying is my store was haunted. You could kinda feel it but there were times that it just felt forboding. I'm still mildly afraid to go iinto that store.

Anyways I don't know if there is even interest in this story but I'm tired after so gnight yall

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>>19269778
this is fucking gold

>>19291791
nice except the beer, it can explode due to pressure

>>19282057
Sir, this one would like to recommend the Dresden Files series.

>>19286095
Twentynine Palms is where Marines go to die (of boredom). DatGuy should have organized a Marine hunting group to go fuck around there, he'd have no shortage of volunteers.

>>19287656
You never know. Plus, they did seem rather aggressive...

>>19271527
this one sucks so much.
Was he on meth while typing?
Don't even bother with this one.

Dudeees I need help, does anyone knows the name of this story/crepypasta, its a little blury in my memory but it goes like this:
>2 friends on summer break
>they go to woods with dog
>find deer head severed, get freaked out
>some time pass they go again, they lurk deep and their dog looses control and starts chasing something in the middle of the wood
>as they try to catch him they stumble upon another severed dear head
>they go back , no dog
>go with their dad who was hunter to search for him
>go to the severed head spot, some distance later they find a clearing in the middle of the forest and cabin in the middle of that clearing
>anyway first they check it out, locked, but when they go back they see a deer head looking back at them from the window
>dad burst in, check everything, no sign
>they decide to spend night there
>nothing happens until morning when they hear noise in basement
>turns out that there was a secret small chamber inside it and someone was there the whole night, its full of severed deer head
>they run out and see someone running in the woods while wearing deer head
>couldn catch him or find the dog
>years later 2 boys go back to that spot out of curiosity, cabin was burned to the ground and in the centre of it was circle made of dog bones

>>19269778
dude......this guy went up and go fucking ham on spirits after drenched himself in holy water......and they were fucking scared at him.....holy fuck....first time i read anything about this shit

>>19294641
This story should come with a warning of 'Don't try this at home'.

>>19271231
Also interested

>>19292826
Yeah I lnew a guy who did that. Got a shit load of Marines and guns together to explore some mines on his property in the high desert nort of 29. He was a Large dog breeder/trainer. I didn't go for obvious NOPE reasons but a friend (Doc) went and came back. He's never really talked about it. I should ask Doc what happened.

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my personal experience, not that kind of spoopy but still related to mystic thingy

>be me
>be visiting my pal's house nearby
>his uncle is an oracle
>gifted to seeing things that others can't
>immediately become friends, talks /x/-grade things for hours
>he talked about karma and reincarnation
>ask him if he can see who i was in previous life
yes
>he grab my hand and concentrate
>suddenly he's crying like a baby
>asks him what's going on
>explain everything he see about my past life
>describing the details of what he see
>mfw Auschwitz Camp
>recently liberated by Red Army
>sees piles of bodies
>cried at the whole scene
>mfw i served in Red Army in my previous life and was present when Red Army found the Auschwitz
>mfw the oracle is Hitler's diehard fans

>>19281775
Rent me the house and the idols, I'll pay whatever they paid +25% if you leave the idols and some of your hair.

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>>19294245
found it

>>19296324
Are you Russian?

>>19295698
This one was very interesting, did this one have any continuations?

>>19292637
is this east or west coast?

>>19271518
Thanks anon

>>19295633
Spoopy penis

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Normie On 4chan - Day 15 (/x/ Edition)

It seems the Parachanners also have a pseudo meme where they post stories in green text using 4chan's bigger than sign. It's not very interesting itself, but some of the stories can be very amusing! I'll archive this meme for later reading.

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>>19282057
>>19292778
Great book series.

Also, anyone looking to have a real experience with this inawoods shit I recommend you go spend a week in Sparta TN near golden mountain. Guaranteed paranormal shit.

>>19271589

>>19296324
I wanna visit your pal's uncle and see if he's legit.

>>19297232
No, I'm Don Jr.

>>19298868
cute

>>19298868
You fucking cancerous shit. You are making the rest of us look bad. I don't care where you go, just leave 4chan.

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>>19300167
I am confused as to who I'm making look bad, and how. Please explain.

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And now for something completely different.

>>19295691
That was a good read.

>>19298868
You know, when you look at 4chan and our culture it's actually very strange. Then there's board culture and in some cases, general culture.
Off topic but I also really appreciate how kind some anons can be. As bad as we can be, I think most of us are nice at our core. 4chan actually restored my belief in the goodness of people.

>>19300167
You need some chillin' at the tiki, dude.

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>>19295643

>>19295652
August is the expedition launch date, right?

>>19300537
>Aegis-class
What?
Also, this is just as gold as the fighter pilot that chaffed his carrier on Christmas.

https://youtu.be/CoD6HP7dA-E
I made another reading video.

>>19271587
>15 feet tall
nigga what

>>19283727
This one was kinda fun for me as a Swede.
Not sure why they were spooked though. It was just a troll. Or a stallo.

Men vafan vet jag...allt folk norr om Närke är mysko.

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>>19301620
Could be a child of the species?

>>19271587
That looks like a kangaroo or something, nothing like what that guy described.

on mobile, does any have the time to screenshot/consolidate this stuff: >>19301978 ?

>>19295698
i need a Doc in my life

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>>19300537

10/10

>>19303452
Your contribution is screenshotted in my OneDrive. I'll get around to compiling it eventually.

>>19304792
Thanks!