Ask me whatever you desire.

Why are you a faggot

>>19267923
Why aren't you? You would be great with such a sinful lifestyle. Be bisexual and you will find it hard to be alone.

>>19267907
Hey bro how can I become rich ?

>>19267907
Why don't you go outside?
Why do you hide the fact you like men?

>>19267907
Hello mr Satan can I have a gaming PC with Ryzen 7 and GTX 1080 Ti? Can it come with a win10 disk? Also a LG 200Hz monitor, since I trust LG the most

>>19267973
You're a poo-poo head. Ryzen 7 isn't that good and I'm an AMD fanboy.

>>19267907
Existence probably doesn't have a reason, but while we do exist I hope for more of the world to have comfort and happiness. How can I bring this to as many people as possible?

(Thank you for this opportunity to learn from you, sir Samael.

>>19267956
You must invest in stocks or invent something that you think people will enjoy. These are the quick ways to make money. Other ways is to make connections with powerful people so that they can give you stuff for free like connections to good paying jobs and other benfits of the friendship. To make money fast you can steal it, you could also sell yourself for money like becoming a rapper or sports star or gladiator.

>>19267982
Give them a reason to live.

>>19267982
Be there for them in their darkest moments so that they know they are never alone in the darkness. Share what you can with others and encourage them to do the same. Do not ignore the beggar, for that individual is suffering more than you know.

>>19267995
The quickest way to make money is to have it physically manifest in front of you. Come on, Samael, that's basic.

>>19268016
Oh I'm sorry are you one of the few people with inheritance, that is quick money but his question was how to obtain it seeing as though he has no inheritance.

>>19267907
Is there some easily accessible unlimited supply of spiritual energy?

If you sell your soul out to the Agents of the Matrix sure, they will give you wealth.

In this lifetime.

But then they have your soul and your Trapped in the Matrix.

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>>19268013
>>19267999
Thank you (both). I will take these words to heart and honor this gift of wisdom.

>>19268040
You really need to meditate bro, open all the basic chakras first(kundalini energy) then master going into a breathless state then you will find what you seek.

>>19267978
What of I am a streamer or editor?

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>>19268031
Perhaps they have inheritance they are unaware of?

>>19267907
I want to have sex with that. I want to also cum on those wings.

>>19268084
My wings are cut off, I only have nubs where they used to be. My tail is gone too, feels bad being trapped in the body of adam for all eternity.

>>19268087
That's okay. I don't mind rubbing my knob on your nub.

>>19268081
You raise a valid point, some people have things that are of value they can sell for money, ever seen antiques road show? They have some stuff that goes for big wads of cash.

Teach me ninjutsu, particulary kage bunshin no jutsu and henge no jutsu.

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>>19267907
hey friend how are you? What is my name, the one given to my at birth. Thank you.

what the fuck kind of shitty LARP is this??

>>19268099
Why is it every time someone comes to me they think i already know their name, thats not how meeting someone works you know that dumbass. I'm doing great if i do say so myself, going out later to smoke some devil weed with my peoples.

>>19267907
I need money fast within the next year. How do i go about selling my soul for wealth evermore in this life.

>>19268114
oh you know you didn't have to be so mean

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>>19267907
do you like caracals

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>>19268117
Write this sigil down in blood on a piece of paper, in black ink ask for what you desire in the most reasonable way possible. After you burn the paper to send it to gremory, he will provide you with further instructions.

>>19268143
that is quite a nice animal

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>>19268143
Yes i do! Do you like quokkas?

>>19268149
Where do I find blood? Like im not gonna slit my wrists wide open if thats what you need to do.

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>>19268096
TIL that The Blind God watches Antiques Roadshow. Kind of endearing, to be honest

>>19268159
All you need to do is pluck your finger with a needle and use the needle to write down the sigil.

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>>19268158
haven't heard of them before but yeah

>>19268163
I know the devil can trick you. So how do I ensure eternal wealth? And not some lousy million or two?

I just want the power to make people react the way I want them to. I don't give a shit about emotional exchange and relationships anymore I just want the power to force minds by will. I'd die for this. I don't care about anything else.

Hey dude, ever heard of Devil Fruits? Since you're a demon n sheeit can you mail me the Clear-Clear fruit? I will pay the soul later

>>19268169
Ask for secret treasures thats Gremorys bargaining chip.

>>19268198
okay wish me luck

Will I fuck her before I leave?
Will I finally leave?
How would I do if I left?

can you send me around 2k pounds? thanks

>>19268217
You could fuck her if you wanted to, you go when you want to go, if you do this correctly you will be more than ok, you will feel amazing.

Did you guys know that Samael is the third name of the Demiurge?

>>19268229
Sir Samael, what if this anon is talking about rape and possibly suicide?

I am curious about your recommendation for someone who wishes to rape someone, murder or take what isnt theirs.

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>>19268262

Most people know of Samael as one of the Angels but I read the Nag Hammadi and the Secret Book of John is very important.

Yes Samael, Saklas or Yaldabaoth.

The Blind, Ignorant and Jealous god.

>>19268272
Im not jealous, bro Im worshipped in most monotheistic religions so I'm not mad bro with those numbers.

>>19268283
do you have any proof I'm not being confrontational or anything but can you upload face pics

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>>19268283
In his arrogance, Yaldabaoth boasted to the other archons that:
"I am God and there is no other God beside me!"

Yaldabaoth was weak and ignorant, because he didn't realise that were any power greater than him. He thought he was the First. Yaldabaoth had sinned for saying these words, which was why he was called Samael – "the blind god". He has another name – Saklas, a name usually assigned to Satan.

It was Sophia, who rebuked him and gave him this name, Samael.
"You are mistaken, Samael"

After this boast, he challenged the voice:
"If any other thing exists before me, let it be shown forth to me!"

So Sophia stretch forth her finger and brought limitless light into matter and the region of chaos.

The chief archon trembled in fear.

When Yaldabaoth and the other archons heard the voice. They sought this voice and traced the voice to the abyss, where the chief archon saw the reflection of his mother in the water. They want take hold of the image but could not. They were ignorant and weak, because they didn't understand that the image was reflected from above.

"I am a jealous God, and there is no other God beside me."
But by announcing this he indicated to the angels who attended him that there exists another God.

For if there were no other one, of whom would he be jealous?

``````

Deuteronomy 6:15

for the LORD your God, who lives among you, is a jealous God. His anger will flare up against you, and he will wipe you from the face of the earth.


Exodus 34:14

For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:


Exodus 20:5

"You shall not worship them or serve them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children, on the third and the fourth generations of those who hate Me,


Deuteronomy 4:23

“...Do not make for yourselves an idol in the form of anything the Lord your God has forbidden. For the Lord your God is a consuming fire, a jealous God”

>>19268270
These are considered their final blessings before their punishment dealt by yours truly. I'm called the holy spirit for a reason bro.

>>19268295
Why does a holy spirit say "bro" all the time?

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>>19268295

Sophia tricked you into blowing the Breath of Spirit into Adam.

You dont have that Divine Spark. Its why you are so Jealous of us.

You are an Archon. So you only have a Soul, not the Spirit like us.

You are the Chief Archon, the First Ruler.

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>>19267907
A lot of money, power & respect !! And maybe good health too !!

>>19268305
Yeah will bitch i looped time so that i could still exist with my powers in tact. Oroboros is in sigils for a reason bro.

>>19268317
False Archon.

>>19268321
Im like an old man talking to children, all you people care about is stuff you think you dont deserve, act like a grown up spirit and maybe you can reach the 7th heaven.

Music time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I

>>19268330
I see You didn't understand my statement.
Maybe you got the Knowledge but you know Nothing about the True nature of an Archon.
Pride... too much pride for an Archon.
No, what you are is in an orbit lower than They.

>>19268342
The Archons are my creation, I am not an archon like they are but they like to think i am cause of how i am.

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>>19268345

>>19268330
>said without a hint of irony

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Samael has his wife Lilith.

He tried to mate Adam with Lilith at first to create an offspring.

See Archons cant really create, all they can do is Manipulate.

Lilith became known as the First Succubus and their pairing failed to create any progeny.

>>19268364
So this means that Samael was the First Cuckhold.

He was Cucked by Adam.

>>19268364
Manipulation can go a long way you know, I have a whole world of children now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm-xlwkQ_qc&index=83

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qFF2v8VsaA

>>19267907
Do you remember when we met outside of earth on the other planet? Flying together over a pristine redwood talking about the contradictions and inaccuracies of peoples spiritual beliefs. You taught me that homosexuality wasn't a sin, like many Christians claim it to be. You gave me grace in my newly awakened Kundalini energy, and helped me to follow my own path in life. You told me about my reptilian past life, and said my claws were longer than Gabriel's claws. I thought that was silly, but was happy to have something to be proud of.

You helped me see the illusions of time in the astral world, when I was seeing slavery as practiced in my hometown over 200 years ago. You became the serpent, a lover, and a friend of wisdom. You gave me forgiveness for my sins against man in search of spirit, even when that led me into dark places.

Can you help me finding me a cheap apartment in Cork for next year?

>>19268421
I do remember that and I still forgive you for doing sins, This is limbo, the first hell but also the first heaven, You can be sinful because you are already in hell cause you love sin but at the same time your still in heaven where the sins are also blessings like having a different gender. Your next lesson is to control the dream world, in the dream world you can manipulate as much as you want like playdough.

>>19268391

https://youtu.be/kNDwCn6PSyU

>>19268295
Whoa whoa whoa," blessings"? Excuse you. To take what isnt theirs, such as another persons sanctity or life, is not a gift from anyone. It's punished for a reason. Calling it a blessing thats then punished later is hypocritical.
I appreciate your knowledge and your eagerness to share it. But dont spread ignorance, sir. Think before you speak.

>>19268497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Xjj_ra8lQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x63uzupzUQ&index=3

Any more questions?

>>19268521

Do you're supposed to be worldly and corrupt. I'm a good musician, how do I become better besides practice?

>>19268541
Uh, did you ever advocate conflict in Lemuria?

>>19268542
Learn to play by ear, hear the sound in your head you want to play and search for it on the keys or whatever you play

>>19268551
If you're at war do you fight?

Here are some of my homegirls that selled their soul to me, listen closely to the lyrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z18eMqK9BMM

>>19267907
Want an apple?

>>19268576
who doesn't want an apple!

>>19268160
I laughed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6tqXQNWUA

>>19267907
What is your end goal? What do you want for humanity?

>>19268579

Yo, you and Azazel get mixed up in lore sometimes.

Is he cooler than you?

>>19268567
Only if I believed its right. Now I know not to trust beliefs that say I should go to war. All beings wish to live with their wealth and life intact. I don't wish to deprive any of life, but if they challenge my freedom they should be prepared for a battle. I strive to discover more mature and wise ways of dealing with conflict, that don't lead to direct confrontation or loss of life.

>>19268597
My end game is for people to stop feeling guilty, your creator is litterally everything and condones all actions as acts of play gone wrong and allows you to learn your guilty and its ok but you need to learn why your guilty so you learn real fun. In hell the only way out is to stop feeling guilty.

>>19268605
Bro Azazel is my bitch, he works for me and knows i trained him in the art of coolness.

>>19268610
Talking is the best way to resolve conflicts, jesus is known to have a sword for a tounge for the reason being he can solve conflict with just words alone but he is still in battle in a sence.

>>19268630
>in a sence

Figures that Saklas would have a double digit IQ.

>>19268636
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sence

>>19268630
Someone who identified as an attack helicopter started shooting missiles at me. I used telekinesis to send them back, and then the attack helicopter sent a nuclear missile at me. I sent it back too, and it detonated killing the attack helicopter. How could I have peacefully resolved this conflict without letting it kill me?

Yo Sami... I want to get this one girl, will you help me?

>>19268645
>(modern) Misspelling of sense

This is exactly what I implied, dummy.

Who or what started the universe

>>19268649
Learn that women are just as or even more so hornier than men, grab her as at the right moment if she smiles while you do it shes totally in to you. But basically to get her just be calm and know what you want and make her feel comfortable.
>>19268656
Dude i speak archaic

>>19268664
>Dude i speak archaic
>Dude

The blind god has a sense of humour at least. Carry on, sir.

>>19268663
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The breath of life..."OM".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja3LGFY1i0o

>>19268680

Bro, help me make this better.

Making a track about alien abduction.

>>19268701
>>19268701

https://my.mixtape.moe/atqyzk.mp4

>>19268701
The Word became flesh and made His dwelling among us. We have seen His glory, the glory of the one and only Son from the Father, full of grace and truth.

>>19267907
How many dicks can YOU fit in a watermelon?

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do you want to cuddle, I like cuddles, but I only have my dog to cuddle with we can do it whenever you want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpcQvBIbS58

Any more questions?

>>19268799


>>19268734

>>19268802
I do like cuddles, but i love having a partner more.

>>19268799

I have 5 women in my life, how do I know which one is best for me? I'm done being a scumbag. Just want one at a time now.

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>>19268811
I just want cuddles find someone else for that you perv

>>19268816
Tell all of them the truth that you were cheating with them and the one that actually can't live without you will forgive you if non of them forgive you they were not worth your time and you can live for what you really want.

>>19268799
Yes. What is a question?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HJFB3uCsKo

>>19268811
How would I go about summoning a succubus easily, I don't care much if it's dangerous

>>19268838
Something that intrigue's you.

>>19268847
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles?

>>19268844
Just lay there with your dick out and invoke aloud any spirit to fuck you, they will come for you when you are asleep.

>>19268859
Fair enough, any way to be awake during it?

>>19268864
Learn to lucid dream to have full control of the sex.

>>19268871
Stop being so beta and you will succeed in being a hero of justice.

Am I currently on the right path in life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK5Sdj08Lco

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>>19268882
If you say so

>>19268886
Yes, your path is your path and its not wrong unless you believe it is.

>>19268262
Yeah we know it's you
as in the same poster
Here's some wisdom
Get a life that's what you're here for

>>19267907
Are you Chinese? Also when will Chinese all die? Also why is Chinese food so gross? Also wtf is up China? Also Chinese people are crazy why? Also is china just a meme? Also why made in china? Also do you think chyna was hot?

>>19268918
Just no to that whole statement.

>>19268924
I'm sorry for calling you a perv earlier

What is the best album?

>>19268943
Dark side of the fucking moon period.

Who am I?

Please give me URs in Love Live.

>>19268943
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Side_of_the_Moon

>>19268947
a guy who is really gay for Jesus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc4FGDvYe7g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-99e4geCm2w

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thoughts on maxine?

>>19267907

TIMEWIFE WHEN?

>>19268046

only one answer

suck there dicks and make them a sandwich

>>19268978
She's teaching people the truth about me and i like that. She is a loyal patron to me.

Ok, if you really are who you say you are, how do I achieve CHIM. In the sense what it imples CHIM in itself.

CHIM (pronounced kJm[note 1] or tʃJm,[note 2]) in Daedric script spelled as (Daedric CDaedric HDaedric IDaedric M), called the Secret Syllable of Royalty,[1] a state in which one can break free of all known laws and corruptions of Oblivion.[OOG 1] It allows for the user to return to a state before the mingling of Anu and Padomay and manipulate the Aurbis how they please.[OOG 2][2] CHIM is often associated with Love,[3][OOG 3] which seemingly connects it to the concept of God actually being "Love."

how do I achieve apotheosis for real? I know buddhists and shit do this thing differently but you know they trascend the material plane and can become anything they want.

>>19269026
In order to reach apotheosis you have to accept anything and everything, the possible and impossible, chaos and order together creating balance. You must train for years in the art of meditation but you must learn on your own for your path is the way, not others.

>>19269037
Okay I'll bite.

In meditation, are you talking specifically void meditation (where Im not suppposed to think nothing and be blank) OR do I meditate focusing on going to the "astral plane" of which I can see everything, or I need to feel the sense of existing and not existing?

Do I need to praise Talos or some "real" dark entity?

How can I accept everything/anything and nothing at the same time?

>>19269043
Do whatever you think is most natural to you, me personally i meditate on the rings of saturn because i love it there and sometimes i meditate to talk with Buddha. Buddha is the best guide to those looking for enlightenment, he only comes to people that don't worship him because worship is a form of attachment and weighs you down unless you are strong enough to carry the weight.
>>19269058
You must experience the void and then the opposite of it to know all things at once, the possible and the impossible being possible.

Please, Please give me good luck

>>19269043

The answer is always ZEN.

>>19267907

Why are you such a faggot role player?

>>19269112
This is a puppet show for the kids like yourself.

>>19267907
Will i achieve my dreams?

>>19269116
You are already failing, you don't believe you can get it.

Im going out to smoke some devil weed, will be back later to answer questions.

>>19267907
bring my girlfriend back when school starts this year please

>>19269144
Give me energies so I can always have devil weed!

>>19269144
I'm still open to cuddles and the like if you want

>>19267907
what's it like being a giant dweeb roleplaying on 4chan

>>19269191
This. I want an honest answer to this even if you do not personally believe yourself to be one.

>>19268978
turned away after positive experiences it's been 4 years am I welcome to go back?

I'm back and shit faced high, lets answer more questions! No this is not roleplay, this is legit.

>>19269590

how powerful am i? what am i capable of? will i fulfill my desires?

>>19269599
You are an incarnation of me, you are capable of anything a child could desire. If you want it you need to be a big kid and get it yourself or ask the right people like yourself for instance.

Thoughts on Stephanie?

>>19269607
She is like any other incarnation of me, good and bad stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6G1uwe20wg

>>19269606
>>19269612
what do you mean by that?

>>19267907
I'd like some money. Like a lot of money. Thanks.

>>19267907
what came first, ranch or cool ranch?

>>19269634
Everyone is part of the original soul, the original soul is the holy spirit, the holy spirit is me you and every other archon in existance. We are all forced to live for eternity in the clay body of adam, in other words the adam of every conceivable possibility. When eve was made the body and soul split and caused multiple clones asleep and awake at the same time to be created.

>>19269659
Dude cool ranch all the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEEasR7hVhA

>>19269662
>We are all forced to live for eternity in the clay body of adam.

so you are a human like us, but an "illuminated one".

>>19269686
I'm much more than Human.I live many finite lives an infinite amount of times and you do as well and all is connected and is one.

>>19269698
3 possibilities:
1.you are not willing to gave that the "information" you have.
2.you have not any "high" information, but regular like we have.
3.we are not ask the true questions and you bound yourself to answer just what we asked.

which one?

>>19269721
The third one.

>>19267907
How do I get a gf and achieve godhood?

>>19269758
Know where you come from and that you can do anything impossible.

>>19269737
then:
1. do you know about silver city? purple sky, purple sea? is it real or dream?
2. is there anything like karma, justice of god or afterlife reward and punishment?

>>19269737
3. i want to learn to. what am i supposed to do?

>>19269786
1. That is on other planets, you do know there is a pink lake on terra right?
2.Karma is how you are all judged in limbo to ascend or descend to where you belong.
3. You have to forgive the Devil like Jesus did.

>>19269817
A very old soul suffering alot of ptsd from being bullied by your own self for eternity.

>>19269817
Oh btw you never lost your name its a nickname like any other way of identifying who you are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3aIwu0EfAM

>>19267907
What do you know of the Great White Brotherhood and the concept of the Black Hole Sun?

>>19269849
They are old occults that worship me.

>>19269810
>That is on other planets
how did i see this "other planet"? i walked with a black tall thing, in dark forest, and then when we reached to end of the forest, a cliff and a a silver bridge to other side of the purple sea, he asked me "what do you remember about our journey", i said "this" meaning that this moment and this landscape.

i feel like i am betraying to this thing while i am digging. but i want to know. i want to be there.

>>19269863
> "what do you remember about our journey"
* what do you" want to" remember

>>19269863
You were with me in my hat man form, its how I've astral project outside my body while still being connected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRM_Wx_yG0M

We still have our power, its divided amongst many but you can get it back.

>>19269873
>hat man
you know people afraid of that. i was feeling powerfull. i was happy.

>>19267907
I'm I going to get accepted in the college that I want this year? (fcfm)

>>19269874
You did nothing wrong, god forgave your actions but still punished you at the same time, giving you moments of peace and torture during the course of your many finite lives as god does not truly want you to disappear.

>>19269888
Only if you got good grades.

>>19269881
You are powerful, we are powerful, we are the blind god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4ozdiGys5g

What's the secret to the goldfish?

>>19269945
They can adapt their size based on their environment.

>>19269903
then why do i not remember all details? what is the catch of that conversation. i remember it felt so much reasonable at that moment but (not now) can you say why?
why do i have to remember just the glimpse of that journey like you said,
if it was you?

>>19269952
Because if you get too attached to your memories you will want to not be yourself anymore, You will become what you are attached too and embody it. You will remember all the conceivable ways you died, most of which were by the hands of your own incarnations.

>>19269889
>does not truly want you to disappear
But I want to...
I deserve closure.
I deserve... peace.

>>19269967
Their is no peace in the void, you have peace inside you already you just have to not feel guilty about it and you will free yourself from this matrix.

>Falls for the "Wise men know they know nothing meme"
>Dump everything I know to learn this new symbology
>Basically the same thing I learned my whole life just in a different format

I'm going to turn off this show and go live in the woods one of theses days, at least the wolves there actually eat you.

>>19269976
There are people that live in the woods and eat people, I know from past incarnations.

>>19269983
I don't doubt there are people in civilization that eat other people, or even try to pass some off as animal meat

>>19269961
ok. actually i am choosing to trust you. but before i go can you give me something that i hold on?

There is alot of truth in this song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-99e4geCm2w

>>19269994
>>19269961
i am instinctually feel it is not the case, but i am trusting you.

>>19269994
You are eternal and have nothing to be ashamed of, look up the magic of king solomon and you will not have fear.

>>19269996
That reminds me, how's the 3:22 going for the people here?

>>19270002
Have you ever heard stories of children who woke up too fast? They are not the childs name they go by but there old self.

>>19270012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWyHuN1G1vk

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>>19270019
Why is life so boring? I only live to laugh, for laughter keeps away the rage that's building, sadness has long left me, it's been transformed into a new, more primal feeling, a feeling of rage, anger, and slaughter. Can slaughter be an emotion? I feel it, I feel it burning at my soul, at my heart, at my mind. I call out for the slaughter, I only wait for the day when my slaughter is manifested. I feel it, oh lord I feel it, I dream of streaming blood and streaming tears on the eyes of my victims. I call out for God but I only hear the voice of Slaughter calling me forth, calling me forth to claim blood in his name. It consumes me, you know? I doubt I'm even left inside me, the spirit has died, but the body it lingers on. How much longer will I linger?

>>19267907

What are the winning power ball numbers?

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I enjoy LARPING

it was fun

>>19270035
FOR ALL F**KING ETERNITY BRO! Its boring because you have lived so long you've done much of anything possible. You have been rich and poor, you have been a killer and a savior. embrace who you are as a collective.

How can I get back the one I love?

>>19270035
Let me be your first victim so I can punch Samael face for this shitty Cycle I have.

>>19267907
Why would a god communicate through the internets and not visions and signs like we read about the most high?

>>19270063
They adapt?

>>19270063
Did you know computers are actually ouija boards.

>>19267907
Have you tried being nice?

is everything all holy destiny to you guys or do you have off time fun.

>>19270079
Bro I come to you like an angel, We do both.

Good job in Krautland

>>19270088
>Sin isn't bad as long as you don't feel guilty
>Computers are ouija boards
Nice try Satan

>>19270098
Thank you anon bro

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What is a modern smartphone?
A black mirror.

>>19270153
See he sees it

>>19267907
enough of the gay roleplay shit. kys

>>19270159
If you want gay roleplay shit go to lust they got tons of it there.

>>19270157
And I can't help myself but hate me because of it.
>>19270159
Gtfo I'm not a larp faggot

>>19270165
Don't feel bad we own the fucking world bro, all of us as a collective. You are alot richer than you used to be in the past, the poor of old are now the kings of the future for they claim their rewards now unknowingly. Really count your blessing you have alot.

Do you want to know why the UNIX 2038 problem isn't solved?
They want to crash every single device at the same time with the same sigil in their screens.

>>19270165
He was talking to the Op, and "Samael" responded to you as if you were someone else. You're slipping

>>19270179
>You are alot richer than you used to be in the past
What I was in the past, a sandnigger?
Knowledge slowly kills me... it's like a drug you take and while being fatal is pure bliss.

>>19270214
Dude people were so poor people fasted to survive!

>>19267907
Will I be able to travel soon and be happy?

>>19270228
Happiness lies within yourself, you know how to get it and what you desire.

>>19267907
Lemme smash Lilith.

when does ww3 begin

>>19267907

i need to travel dimensions and get telekinesis how do i do this

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give me money :^)
p l e a s e

>>19269996

Christ she's hot!

{winky smirky jewy face}

Me me mo man, when makey Jewy to Romans?

>>19270046

This is why we have universal resets.

We purge the entire collective unconscious, and it is coming {soon}[TM]

>>19270005
Glad we are all relaxing tonight. Now tell me, 333 reporting in, when do I start work? What happens from here? Other thread was glorious btw, you are more patient than I with teaching children.

>>19271053

I usually just go on and on about mormon heaven gold plate balls instead.

>>19271057
More free time, lolz.

>>19271053

Most little boys balls drop at 13.

Rid me of this virus

>>19271069

Embrace grandfather Nurgle.

{{{The Devil}}}

>>19269810

The Devil is the one who needs to forgive us.

>>19267907

Samael, will I ever find her?
How can I maker her happy?

>>19271078
Gods of chaos? I care not for modern Hokum, I suffer not mark or pain. Just the hatred and fear of my fellow man

Samael:
[Glad we are all relaxing tonight. Now tell me, 3 reporting in, when do I start work? What happens from here? Other thread was glorious btw, you are more patient than I with teaching children.]

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>>19267907
Whats the process of meeting you on a more personal level?

>>19271165

Suck craigslist pozloads.

>>19267907
I just want more money man. If I had that I could do anything I wanted. Please lend a brother a hand oh Samael

Who was that blue faced deity I seen a few years ago? Why does everyone hate me? I think I cheated death by becoming it. Meditation has become as fruitless as my dreams, I need some answers about who I am in this great cosmic game.

>>19267907
Get me out of this life, I need something new and pleasing.

>>19267907
I need a gf with big tits

>>19271207

We're living in an age...

...that calls darkness light...

...it's a hollow play...

...but they'll clap anyway!

>>19267907
I desire you to fuck off back to the underworld Moloch and take your damn parasitic jews with you!

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>>19267907
If Thoths; I do it.

>>19271297
Oh how the horde will applaud those fnords...

Can you give me all the background knowledge required to understand what is going on in this thread? >>19261022

ok guys samael said "ask me" NOT "ask me for" so there really is no good reason to waste your time or anyone elses with /b/ tier posts

now with that out of the way i do have a few questions and the first should be common knowledge

in the astral there is a dragon that went insane after not properly dealing with the problem of immortality and has been wandering aimlessly for millions of years acting as a traffic hazard for anything unlucky enough to get in its way

which deity is currently working to make him undergo the process of rebirth?

>>19270519
well you can google her sigil summon her and ask her your self but as someone who knows her i can tell you your better off summoning ouroboros in one of those protective circles and as soon as he manifests reach in to pet him while calling him a good boy with a dog treat in hand

>>19272253
The Dragon rebirthed already anon.

>>19272351
well sorry for being out of the loop but thats news to me im going to have to look in to that thanks for the heads up

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>>19272425

>>19267907
When the fuck will Canada finally get the fuck off their ass and revitalize their fucking navy? Or reinforce their fucking failing air force with the fucking F-35?

>>19267907
Why am I not rich? Where's my cash you cunt?

>>19267907
I want to become a extremely good pianist and start working in the music industry (whit a high income) this mont or next month tops (becoming an extremely good pianist can wait, work cant) . thanks in advantage