Wow what a trip, guys! I went with John Titor to the year 9500 to help stop the great AI war. Doc Holliday got a massive ass pounding from the black guardian bumming-robos but we managed to defeat them with a virulent chilli powder in their anuses! Man that shit was HOT!That crazy Titor has gone back to 1415 to bum Henry V so I gotta go guys - a king's ANUS is at stake.Later dudes!
Brothers what a rare treat I've just had! I rescued Henry from his prospective bumming and left Titor in 1415! Then I went forward to 1485 and rescued Richard from Bosworth. He's so grateful he's become a tranny! Man this shit is funny. I've taken him to the year 2900 and pimped him out like a good 'un. His member is lusty, powerful and most importantly - ROYAL.His kingship has been lost LIKE TEARS IN RAIN but he's got an erection thats WONt Quit!
Brothers what a tale! John Titor just appeared and put some of the chilli powder im my urethra! fucking hell the burning is worse than when I got a dose of the gons off Elisabeth the first!Man my willy is throbbing - but is neither lusty nor powerful! Doc Holliday laughed so much he has actually shit his pants!Man I hope the famous penis transplant doc can help!Brothers dont TRUST TITOR! He comes with smiles but leaves you with BROKEN URETHRAS!now i need to earn the $$ for my boner transplant.can any of you brothers help me out- I CANNOT ACCEPT CHEQUes
Brothers i am only 100 dollars short for my boner transplant - many of you have sent monies and cheques - I said NO CHEQUES. My bank accepts gold and fiery chillis only! I dont wanna sound ingrateful but please crowdfund me more. My new penis is blue and finely-eded with gold leaf. I will honor its shape and put it in many anuses! Maybe a vagin or two brothers!I will put it in a glory hole of the tre 23rd century. Man that Titor is NO GOOD. My urethra is swollen like TEARS IN RAIN.My scrotal sac is lusty and full of my man-seed.Many asses will be filled with MY SEED brothers - who knows, IT COULD BE YOU!
Is this a troll thread or serious? Can't tell.