Well?

No.

>>19267669
Might as well
2 options
1. I get raped and eaten
2. I get 5 million dollars
At this point in my life, it's worth the risk

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>>19267699
>At this point in my life, it's worth the risk

Stop it, that feel, it's too much...

>>19267669

Yup.

I would stone cold kill that motherfucker for 5 million.

Nothing really scares me I think I could go through some spooky shit like that and come out ok.

Sure, after I toss down a frag.

>>19267669
Sure, if I was as armed as a /k/ommando, since there could be way more of them down there.

That's literally a walking hotdog with ketchup on it

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>>19267699
>tfw 1 would be an improvement

I would go down and
> take 5 million $ and walk out
Or
> get killed by some spook
Both options would make all my problems disappear so i don't care

>>19267788

That's just your opinion

>>19267699
Basically this tbqh pham

>>19267669
yeah, I got plenty of guns

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Need the money to pay off my weed citation and buy more drugs afterwards. I'm in.

>>19267794
le this

>>19267669
Who did the 5 MM originally belong to? How did it get there?

Yes I'd just eat the hot dog

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I'm just gonna leave this here.

>>19267889
Holy fuck, spoiler that shit

With 5mil I could comfortably live off of interest for the rest of my life and not have to continue working shit jobs for low wages. Fuck yeah I'm walking down those steps.

>>19267889
It's not a hot dog it just acts like one

>>19267669
Yes. Ain't no hotdog man capable of keeping me from getting my money.

>>19267889
Hotdog nigga

Ghost kills me I win.
Get 5 million I win

either way my situation improves

>drop trou
>start slow jerking while looking it in the eyes
>descend stairs increasing my jerk speed while looking deep into its eyes

Try to stop me now you sausage shaped fuck

>>19267976
Hot dogs dont fucking act like anything

>>19270374
Literally this.

Lust beats spook every single time.

>>19270374

>be me
>creepy ass hotdog at the bottom of stairs
>start to do some real spooky shit
>suddenly a guy starts jerking his gerking

Ben bamboozle again wat do?

>>19267669
That snapchat filter is a meme now? Kek

>>19267889
>>19267669
The hotdog snapchat filter is now a meme? Lol about time

>>19267669
No, I'm the guy walking up the stairs with the bag

desu i would do it

>$5 million

I would go down there for $5 because I have a gun and ghosts don't exist

>>19267669
Just one of those minion fuckers wearing a hotdog suit. That shits mine

>>19270793
You can't shoot a hot dog you dumb ass

>>19267802
Upvoted

My nigga!
Bet your fucking ass I would.

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>>19267669
I'd walk down looking straight into its eyes while my boner grows stronger and then whisper into its ear
>-I'm not the one trapped with you faggot-
3spoopy5you spoop

>>19267699
>rape the neckbeard cancels his wizard powers
truly clever

>>19267669
I don't know, badly shopped images are my greatest fear!

>>19267788
it has mustard too

/x/ has become such a fucking joke. I'd rather read paranormal reddit stories

>>19270974
We'll we're not stopping you.

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>>19267669
>slide down the stairs
>clothesline hotdogmans stupid fucking face
>get the bag
>run back up the stairs
>government shows up to tax it

>>19267669
something something hot dog down a hallway

>>19267669
Hell yeah and I'm going in swinging.

>>19271556
they can't keep getting away with it

>>19271559
my mother in law

fuck that, I won't even say Candym*n in the mirror 5 times for $100

>>19267788
>implying a walking hotdog is a normal thing

Yes,get buckets of acid and make it rain on the hotdog man

>>19267699
It's a win-win proposition!

>Put holy water in my hands
>swing like crazy
>beating ghost
>get money
>using part of the money to fill the basement with holy water

>>19270974
> nervously walk down the stairs
> as I descend further down a coppery scent of blood fills my gay reddit nose
> suddenly my small reddit roleplaying dick starts to shake along with my knees and numale neckbeard as I am overwhelmed by a feeling of dread
>"oh nooo" I whimper barely while choking on my gay tears before slowly but surely losing consciousness
> get raped by a hotdog
like it now?

No because the reason to go there is greed, and the creepy hot dog is Satan's warning to not risk your life for greed. If it was to save someone I'd go because then God would be with me.

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>>19267669
"NIGGUH fo 5 m dollas I'd do cartwheels down dem stais, I'd run down and slap that hot dog shit wit dis nigga dik senpai, I'd bounce he mammas titties in he face for 5 million dollas nigga nigga nigga nigga"

>>19267699
Yeah, I can relate. I wouldn't mind getting raped (and then eaten, which will stop any PTSD) if 5 million dollars are on the table.

Ya and I'd eat that free hot dog too

>>19267669
I've been in spoopy places spoopier than that, fuck yes I'm going down there. I'm more afraid of crazy homeless people or asbestos when exploring abandoned places than any "ghost".

>>19267669
Yes, what is life without risks?

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>>19267669
>>19267889
They're vulnerable to shopping carts