Extraordinary: The Stan Romanek Story

>>19263438
I actually just watched this the other day, I got some serious chills throughout, especially when he was talking about the three aliens visiting his house. The pictures of the girl in the backyard still creeps me out. I was very disappointed when they said the picture of the girl behind the tree at the party got deleted.

The part about the non-existent construction company replacing the walls was pretty creepy, but I don't understand why the aliens would have destroyed the security camera and then willingly show their face in your pic related. I actually thought the footage (your pic) was a bit too strange, just the way it moved seemed off to me, but I guess I would never know how an actual alien moves its body.

It was very interesting and intriguing though, I liked it a lot.

>>19263438
I just realized you said you didn't watch it yet, my post above contains spoilers... i'm sorry

First interesting shit I've seen on /x/ all day

Where's the full documentary?

That picture from the video is soo fake it is mind numbing how gullible people are. When you see the video you can easily tell it is a cheap puppet the only thing that moved was the eyes, that particular shot is what made it obvious to me how fake it was. Aliens are real but this guy is completely full of shit.

>>19263665
Its on netflix right now.

>>19263665
>The documentary is now on Netflix,
it litteraly says so in the OPs post...

bro....

serious?

>>19263678
Reading is 4 fags

>>19263689
Said the ironic fag typing text.

>>19263608
>>19263618
I've read his books and watched all the trailers, so I know what will be shown. I did feel the "surprise" alien pictures looked super off, almost like 1990's computer aliens, something about the texture of their bodies and the positions they're in doesn't seem natural compared to other "real" alien photographs. The alien behind the kitchen door is definitely unsettling and nightmare fuel for me. "The Children" portion was extremely eerie and I have no idea what to make of the photograph of the girl at the conference.

>>19263670
What do you think of his arrest for child pornography?
http://www.theufochronicles.com/2016/03/ufo-news-update-stan-romanek-rejects-plea-deal.html?m=1

>>19263438
Why that ay look like he wants to know if dinners ready yet

>>19263760
LMFAO! Hit the nail on the head with that one.

>>19263717
I think this guy is a crazy perv, but i looked into it a bit and i get the feeling that they ARE trying to fuck with him, the cop that made the allegations is definitely a douche and is being charged himself with other shit. That being said I think that TPTB are seeing a lot of gullible people taking him seriously and they don't want people knowing the truth even if they got there by stumbling through this bullshit story first and come across legit shit later

If aliens are really abducting people why is it always rednecks from the USA?

>>19263438
Negative/Orion confact?
The law of One talked about these, iirc.
>lawofone.info.
They said free will is always paramount though, although negative entities do their best to break if by working around it.
Pretty creepy video.

>>19263438
that fucking awful high pitch noise in the trailer makes me not even want to finish it.

>>19263864
The main message is that all is one though, it's pretty interesting, including the place of surf like thin in unity.

>>19263864
>>19263872
>love is the great protector.
>Ra: I am Ra. Continue in love and praise and thanksgiving to the Creator. Examine previous material. Love is the great protector.

>>19263847
1 in is not just in the USA it is the whole planet.
2 If i were an alien i would do the same thing go after people that no one would believe.
That being said I believe most of the abductions are just attention whores lying but a few are legit.

>>19263864
One of his books is indeed "the Orion regressions". Sounds like negative entities trying to instill fear into people. The law of One definitely has a much better message, that also talks about stuff like this, but to help people instead.

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>>19263438
Isn't this a fake documentary like that thanksgiving family one?

>>19263955
No, you're thinking of Alien Abduction: Incident at Lake County.
Or you're trolling.

>>19263986
Yea but isn't this similar like that?

There were too many bad acting parts too like the wife saying he is passed out on the floor her tone was so nonchalant it was terrible, if a spouse ever saw the other other one lying unconscious on the floor they would lose their shit and call 911. Not just "oh he is passed out on the floor" And his reaction to the alien was so bad it was cringy.

I believe this dude has had real experiences and sightings of ufos. His footage in the opening of the documentary seems pretty convincing to me. But I think he has decided to milk it for all it's worth by Making up a lot of his story and clearly faking close encounters with aliens. Seriously look at the footage it's clearly a head on a stick

>>19263847
who else uses unprotected IP to browse child porn? it's the best way to take them for liars and thorw them on jail if they keep talking

A few parts are hair-raising, but the whole thing is a hoax.

The "orbs" videos, you can see the light moving and warping in the house. It's clearly a light and laser being shined on a surface.

The Audrey phone calls are clearly done by a computer voice synthesizer.

The children phone calls are clearly done by pitch raising.

The "tractor beam" is clearly a spotlight being shined from the roof.


It was fun to watch but I'm not fooled. Dude's just strange.

>>19263864
How can we fight them back? Is there a way to counter their abilities?

Best actor ever!! Sarcasm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUBNrl-nJD4

>>19263670
Shill confirmed

>>19264440
This guy is as good an actor as Nicolas Cage...

Movie was gay as fuck.

Also, the dude seems like an ass in real life.

>>19263438
I wanted so hard to believe. But the story is so contradictory in so many places, and his vocal tone/speech in the filmed segments is so laughably unbelievable and fake. I started literally cringing watching it every time Romanek would talk. It was bad.

>>19265204

the part where he says he got jumped by some 'military' guys on his way to work and managed to fight them off sounded like major horse shit.

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Hoax :(

>>19265770
It sounds like paranoid schizophrenia. The way he describes it is similar to how many paranoid schizophrenics talk about negative interactions. Yet there is a police report and the attackers were apparently chased by someone else.

>>19264034
This exactly

>>19265770
Yeah dude I took a fucking bike lock and I fucking almost killed him with it. I'm such hard ass buy my book.

I remember finding a mega link of the documentary. I kept it bookmarked forever, and when I wanted to watch it, it'd expired and I couldn't find it anywhere. If it's on netflix, I might check it out. Alien documentaries are great to fall asleep to.

>>19263438
This is on Netflix right now.

Videos and reactions look fake af and all of the phone calls can easily be faked.

The only believable evidence for me is his random marks and bruises.

Like when that alien in pic is just peeking around the corner at him then slowly fades over and hes just like "hwa! Woah! Where's it go??" Like right around the corner ya dipshit

>>19266364
arent all the markings just made with chemical burns and regular bruising?

>>19264354
I think
>>19263889
In the book they say loving them, since they are also part of One, (while still denying their "offer") is the things that depolarizes them the most, because they are unable to spread fear and rheir philosophy of power over others and of the elite. That's my understanding but fhere's more in the series I think.

He is so full of shit. And he's a paedo.
He fakes everything.

>>19264002
This

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One thing that bugs me the most is the name the greys gave him.

"Starseed"

So we have those extraterrestrials that are capable of traveling through time and space and who mastered bio-engineering...yet they chose to call him fucking "starseed"...sounds like a bad science fiction script for a TV-Show from the 80's

What rom did he hack?

>>19263438
I'm pretty torn. Elements of it are believable, some seem outright faked like the video of the alien.

Some of the questions I have are if they don't want to be seen, why do they seem oblivious to the video camera?

Why did the pick Stan above everyone else? A guy who despite getting anonymous phone calls calling him "Exceptional", is pretty normal?

If the government made physical threats and violence against him, to keep his mouth shut, why didn't they take him out when he ignored the warning? It's not beyond the government.

Why did they show him all the equations when he clearly wasn't skilled to do anything with them?

A lot of things are pretty interesting about this case but I worry he sold his soul when he got an agent. That he deliberately fakes elements of it for financial reasons.

>>19263438
I watched it. I was pretty scared for a bit but it could be about an hour shorter.
Also it just feels fake as fuck when it looks through the glass door and he doesnt flip out.
Id be fucking shitting myself, his reactions were too tame

>>19263865
yuhp.

>>19264354
pure rage and hate. the louder and madder in your very soul the louder it is in their heads and scares them, they lose control over you, and then you get to beat them to death, or at least until their flabby little rubber bodies get pulled away. they move quick, and you can fuck up their arms, but it feels like they dont have bones almost. poke their eyes they make that rat being stepped on squeaking noise.

>nb4 larper.
this happened to me a week before thankgiving last year.

>>19267349
greentext it

>>19267335
watched it now... his reactions is in fact very lame. but keep in mind, if its real, he was abductet several times and he has encountered these beings. so i can imagine that he is somehow familiar with the greys and can handle this encounter better than others. but in fact the greys in the vid look fake as fuck. and at the pic with the little girl i almost shit myself. very creepy

>>19263438
stopped watching it when it came to the part of the psychologist giving his opinion on stan

Genetic engineering is real and has been actively pursued. The masses would not know how to handle the fact that people, especially children, are being kidnapped and experimented on. Aliens is a very convenient thing that was dreamed up and pushed out early on to obfuscate things.

>>19267351
>it was late, I woke up to a weird sound being led out of my bedroom into the hall by my hand with this weird looking motherfucker who was about maybe 5 foot tall this sick looking tan/grey color but almost like a bruise. it felt greasy and grimey like it never bathed.

>i thought I don't want to go, and all i heard after that was COME WITH ME. it was like in all caps.

> i thought no, go fuck yourself you weird little bastard, I got shit to do in the morning and you better not wake up anyone else you fucking greasy freak.

COME NOW

no one is going to tell me what to do in my own house. not God himself, not my parents, not nobody. I'm the man of the house, this is my home.

>I saw the front door was open and i started getting pissed because my goddamn electric bill had been so high the past month, and i bet it was their fault.

> again

COME

>I lost my shit, like it was going from docile to BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!! I yanked on its arm, and started punching, and im a big tall dude. it was wearing a little queer looking belt and was trying to hit a panic button. i grabbed the arm and just started twisting and it started gasping for air.

>I hit it over and over and then thought HOW YOU LIKE IT BITCH? and jammed my right hand into its eye, it started spazzing bad, and making this horrible SKKKRAAAAAKK/dolphin noise. i got this shock like hell, pissed myself, and it ran like hell.

there was a fishy sour smell like a dirty turtle tank in the house for a few days after.

>>19267378
no encounters since?

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>>19267385
none that i remember. but I have had a wisdom tooth go bad, that had to be removed, and it had a chunk of metal in it. it was fine before that, and never had been drilled on, or even had a cavity.

Let's break this down a little bit.

>the horrible fake footage and stories
>the obvious affair with victoria
>the failed polygraph test
>backed by notorious hack chuck zukowski
>DR FUCKING SPRINKLE
>the child pornography charges

I feel he shouldn't have admitted to trying to film what he thought was his naked stepson to blackmail him during the 'grandpa grey' segment.

His trial is on the 31st. I can't wait.

>>19267445
This is probably why people who experience this shit keep their mouths shut. Its so easy to fuck somebodies world up.

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>>19263438
>Ayyy b0ss

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>>19267378
Please be true.

>tfw dragon ball is secretly teaching how to defeat ayylmaos

>>19263438
first time they mention the greys photobombing pics and they show the horroble 2d sticker looking grey heads i lost it. non of it ads up, the aliens in those pics look like cardboard cut outs, the ones looking in the window look completely different to the one in the selfie. and the picture of the girl looks fake. plus the one picture of the girl that mooved evryone "deleted itself"

He made it all up. Are we supposed to believe he taped all his phone calls just incase aliens gave him a ring

>>19263438
Fake and gay, but a pretty good creepy atmosphere. Worth watching in maybe a Blair Witch kind of way.

>>19263955
>the Mcphearson tape
It's amazing how years later, it's still the best "found footage" film I've seen.

>>19264578
Shill? I believe in aliens, a shill tries to discredit the whole alien conspiracy. I am just not a gullible moron, everything i saw in this documentary was just super gay and fake AF. I really wanted to believe this because aliens are visiting us and have been for a long time but douchbags like this are just hurting the legit shit. If anyone is a shill it is this pedo dirtbag. I never thought i would ever see the day i was called a shill I am the furthest thing from it and have studied this subject hardcore for over 20 years because of REAL things that I saw with my own eyes. This "starseed " shit is cringy AF. It really pissed me off! I rarely ever get upset about fakery i just laugh it off but this kind of bullshit is just disinformation to make people believe that it is only a bunch of crazy people and there is nothing happening.

>>19267375
I've been hearing that for years now; that greys are a man-made subhuman race that have been used by the powers that be for experiments too unethical/unproven to preform on the populous at large and that people thinking of them as aliens is a good cover-up for people to disregard them wholesale.

>>19267399
That's gross dude, anything else

>>19267378
Holy shit I laughed my ass off.

>>19267492
>>19267507
>Le funny epic YouTube memer man

Go back to plebbit fag

>>19267378

Top fucking kek

>>19266321
He grew up between crips and bloods... He was also in special ed (ops)

>>19267378
>Had a dream about ayy lmaos
>woke up half dazed at 2am
>see something over my bed
>oh fugg an alien
>try to punch it
>grab at it
>it falls on me

>it's the fucking lamp next to my bed
>im retarded

Aliens freak me out bro. When I was a kid I would tell my mom about the owl women who would talk to me, and since I've heard about the alien owl connection it concerns me. Apparently she had something similar happen, and according to some random gypsy woman who came up to her they're "watcher." Through my own research I think it might be these things but I have no fucking idea https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watcher_(angel)

Also pictures of grays, especially the cover of Communion are dead ass terrifying. Like I had panic attack the first time I saw that picture. It's gotten better but still unsettling. Also I had a dream last night they were in my house so Im kind of on edge about it.

As far as I know/remember I've never had any encounters, but I did see a ufo

>>19267445
If he has said that all of his "footage" was a recreation and depended more on the pictures of his wounds and burnt up shit, he might have convinced more people.

Also, no matter if you believe him or not, he's shooting himself in the fucking foot if he thinks "I am the Starseed; Chosen of the Greys" is a good defense in court. You don't need to pay off a jury to have them send someone like that straight to jail.

This guy experiences all the shit /x/ talks about. Has pics, videos, and physical evidence. Still fake and gay. Theres no pleasing you people.

>>19264578
Seriously, look up the larry king footage. It's in the same channel as the trailer. It looks so fake

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>>19267378

>>19269179
in mexican lore, witches can turn into owls, and they fly around and fuck shit up

>>19263438
I wanna watcg but dont have netflix am I fucked?

>>19263438
Was this thread started because that one youtuber that covers alien stuff made a video about it today?

>>19264578
This word has lost all fucking meaning due to this board. In fact I'm convinced that they are shills purposely trying to desensitize people to the word shill.

>>19263438
The footage he covered was pretty convincing until he started making the fake alien videos. His "acting" was hilarious and the "aliens" were Alf-tier. Also, the voicemails where they keep calling him "Starseed" like he's some superhero were cringey as fuck. He's just some dweeb living on disability trying to make himself seem like some super scifi hero. Nothing more.

Somewhat related, but has anyone here seen the documentary "Love and Saucers"? I caught it at a film festival and it was quite interesting, more about the human side but it did detail the whole alien experiences.

http://www.disclose.tv/news/artist_claims_when_i_was_17_i_lost_my_virginity_to_a_female_extraterrestrial/138854
https://www.loveandsaucers.com/

>>19266675
shouldn't be so naive
thts exactly what big brother wants you to think

>>19263438
I started watching it because the name sounded vaguely familiar, and then I remembered, "Oh, Stan Romanek, that insane pedophile with the alien puppets." and promptly turned it off.

>>19263665
Dingus mc poopoo head

>>19263438
Yeah. Started off thinking he was legit, then fucking Starseed happened and I re looked at everything with a more critical lens. getting rid of all the "guys, trust me" stuff, we've got:

1) Boo video
Likely faked. The video itself is super low quality, and this group did a video with a budget of $90 which basically makes it spot on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ema9Stirsc

2) pictures in the backyard with them sticking just their head at random bits of the porch railings
Do I even need to refute these? Some of them are known rubber models for aliens and are just single stills. Yeah, I bet he just took the pic because reasons
didn't see the alien at the time, so didn't take a second pic for most of them.

3) The phone pictures
Given the rubber stuff prior, it kinda looks like an overexposed rubber dummy. His explanation of "He just took the picture I guess, and dropped it" is words I would expect to be talking about a downs kid, not a space-faring species.

4) OP's pic
The rigidity of the body in the alien makes it likely that it's just a rubber thing that's being pulled along by his wife or something.

5) Injury pics, and supposed testimony.
The injuries could be easily faked with makeup, but this is starting to be quite the list of skills he needs to do this hoax.

6) Hybrid pic
I mean, it looks like some blonde kid in the window, and some blonde kid by his deck. The one by the conference is a bit weird, because of the eye impression thing, but that's not substantial at all, and they look nothing like how he drew the hybrids to look.

7) Orb video
It's pretty interesting, It seems to be an actual object rather than a laser light spot, especially the video by the tree and one going around the house. This one is the most interesting to me, because the light is realistically done.

It is a little weird to imagine he had all these alien sculptures custom made, and also weird that nobody showed examples of rubber aliens in the same model that he had.

>>19271349
cont.
The thing that makes me think it's fake is the Starseed and voice nonsense, the random pranks, and that while he has all this 'evidence' of aliens prancing around his house and claimed to be abducted, there is almost no effort put into the narrative of what they actually do to him when he's on board, while most abductees, the most intense part is naturally, what happens when aboard. He said he did that regressive hypnosis stuff, but didn't say what happened. The Betty Hill thing is also obvious bullshit. If Betty Hill came back from her abduction in a fucking T-Shirt with a "I got abducted and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" graphic, they would have flipped a shit, not shoved it in a closet. Also, all the documentaries he's in and zero actually include the daughter of Betty affirming what he said, which would be super easy to do given his (now presumably large from book and film deals) increased budget.

>>19267378
>>I saw the front door was open and i started getting pissed because my goddamn electric bill had been so high the past month, and i bet it was their fault.

best thing i've read all year.

>>19267349
What exactly? Im clearly out of the loop, but im gonna check out the law of one

>>19264354

Not with grays, as they simply immobilize you via some unknown means and then put you back after they've done what they do.

Reptilians, yeah. They're simply tough humanoids for all intents that manipulate by human means and blend in.

>>19267378
>panic button
lmao

>>19269773

If you think this is real you're a fucking retard bro.

>>19271047

Don't forget the fetish tier phone calls where his alien ''''daughter''''' calls him daddy. KEK

I kind of got the feeling he was trying to start a cult or at least a big group of fans. Everything he claims in that documentary is bullshit. He isn't even a good writer.

>>19263438
I watched it last night, It's actually pretty interesting

>>19263717
The thing is why would all those people back a pedophile if he really was a pedophile? Why would other professionals risk their careers like that? I definitely think he's been set up.
>Governments have the largest databases of child pornography out there hands down, so it wouldn't be to surprising for them to use that data as a weapon.

>>19271349
ok, I'm with you. but how do you explain those equations?

>>19271716
I can't make sense of what Law of one is. Is it meant to be a larp or some new age religion?

>>19271941
...

That's what I'm saying. Are you reading correctly?

>>19272267

>>19263438

>implying the government would let this be released if it was even close to true

>>19272274

Yeah, I was abducted a few months ago. Or, that's what my conscious led me to believe anyway.

>Wake up in the morning, with some light peaking through the blinds
>after several seconds of sleepy haze, I realize I can't move
>two gray "arms" come through the roof and pull me through it
>wake up again, but not in my bedroom, and I'm on a table in rust a colored room, unable to move; binds/straps holding me down also
>tall gray AYYYs walking around and shit
>fall to sleep after a few seconds of seeing this and wake back up in my bed

The stuff in the rust colored room and AYYs came to me in memories over a month of that strange morning.

I've been experiencing odd aches and pains since. I live in the literal middle of nowhere next to a state forest.

I was clearly awake and lucid insofar as I felt being such. I've got no evidence to prove any of it, so yeah.

I sleep with my dog in my room since, and he makes me sneeze too.

>>19272129
The Drake equation is super easy to look up, and "something about using electricity to manipulate time" is not anything of substantial proof, anyone can take variables, shove them in an equation, and until a machine is made using that equation as its basis to do the thing, it's just nonsense.

Now, one of my main reasons to initially doubt him is because I *do* believe in the abduction phenomena, and it is because his experience is so grossly out of line with everything everyone else has said and done, like random ETs stalking out in his back yard, those sprite-like orbs, but especially the whole Starseed bit like holy shit was he stretching when he came up with that one, I might have just believed him and not looked into it more if he didn't pull that kind of Chosen One bullshit.

Oh hey, that secure team guy just posted something proving he hoaxes stuff. Case closed I suppose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0bYx6D2VwA

>>19263438
what is this shit?

Guy gets in drunken bar fights and tells his wife it's aliens?

>>19272565
>trusting secureteam10 for anything
dude just throws shit at the wall and sees what sticks

>>19272063
Do they still back him?

>>19272290
>Asleep
>Stuff happens
>Wake up in bed
Yep, it was just a dream.

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I watched it. The first 10 mins pulled me in an then you see the ridiculous puppets used as the aliums and ridiculous and obvious photoshops. The guy is a pathetic loser who wants attention.

I laughed out loud during the segment of shitty actors pretending to be profs or some shit going on about how special and smart the guy is.

Mother of God if anyone watched that shit and believes it, they're retarded.

If you go on IMDb and read the reviews you can tell the first one is written by him.

Pathetic. This loser is the reason why people think alien believers are whack jobs.

>>19263438
His acting when he sees it peaking around the corner is so bad.

If you're going to fake stuff like this at least learn to act first.

>>19263999
It's fake as fuck senpai. It's laughingly horrible after the first 10 mins.

>>19266364
>The only believable evidence for me is his random marks and bruises
>Phone calls can be faked
>But bruises can't
U what?

>>19264578
t. Stan

>>19272769
I mean, he's just a UFO enthusiast channel, just puts stuff up that people send if he thinks there's legitimacy to it. Dunno why everyone hates him besides "popular therefore bad"

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When he was talking about how he was pretty tough because he was from Denver and he lived between bloods and crips and he'd get caught in the crossfire, getting stabbed and shit had me laughing so hard I was in tears

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>>19267378
Good shit

>>19272831

im from denver fight me bitch

>>19269582
Those videos and pics were fake as fuck. Get your head out of your ass for fuck sake. I went into this movie wanting to believe. I really did but it was ridiculous.

>>19264440
How can anyone take this guy seriously?

>Throws pen over his shoulder
>His hand is clearly visible doing this
>Huh, I don't know what that was!

>>19263670
I agree. It's fake. His explanation of getting footage of this alien is he was going to film his naked stepson "for blackmail lol". Ironic he gets busted for possessing and sharing pedo material. Doesn't help he looks like he'd be a pedo.

>pictures were pretty obvious photoshops
>equations and drawings were memorized

Everything seems fake.

>inb4 spook

No, just a critical examiner of evidence. I want to believe.

>>19272769
>>trusting secureteam10 for anything
Did you even watch the video? The guy on that channel doesn't even need to debunk anything, because this fucking idiot does it for him.

Just check the part where he throws a pen, and you can literally see him throwing it, and then he sits there like "Huh I don't know what that was"

Or the part where a USB falls from the ceiling, lands to his left, and then he picks up a completely different USB from his right hand side.

>>19272063
Fetishes aren't exactly rational. People do stupid shit for addictions all the time.

>>19263847
People will be less likely to believe them. Divine visitations also seem to target peasants and nobodies.

>>19272856
Honestly I don't know what Denver is like but just how he said it. The way he described it was like he lived in a house literally between a house owned by bloods and a house owned by crips and they would have random street brawls now and then and would stab him as well whenever he got caught in the crossfire. It was like he just made it up on the spot during the filming.

The whole thing start to finish was cringe as fuck and anyone who bought this bullshit is a fucking moron.

I believe in aliens. I just don't believe this fucking tool.

>>19267349
Mentally ill.

>>19267445
The affair was hilarious. What a douchebag. At least she had tig ol biddies.

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>>19271943
Those phone calls are like a bad exposition scene in a film.

>Hey were just calling up to explain every single detail about us so you can record it as evidence

>>19271374
What Betty Hill thing? I know about the story, but did Stan put his greasy pedo fingers on it or something?

-Just watched secured team10 video on him being "fake"

-I think SecureTeam10 is a shill so I believe the opposite of what he says

>guy is easily shown throwing a pen during his interview and then pretending like something flew at him

>Same thing happens with the Thumb drive

Makes me believe he's a fraud, but then I hear about this Child pornography charge. This is a classic Government technique to silence anyone and to make them ostracized by society.

I am conflicted.

>>19272694
Drug deal or gay meet-up gone bad. Maybe buying/selling pedo media.

>>19273054
my guess is, Stan got in the spotlight, basicly becoming gav. in the ufo scene and than started to be a faggot as every normal person becomes as soon he becomes fameous. So, to stay relevant he needed new happenings and as fucked normal he was all he came up with where just normal usb-drops-on-his-head happening. Thats all he could came up with.

Isnt this always the same with people? They get famouse (or in what way ever relevant) and than they notice, to stay in that spotlight they have to deliver more. Until they reach a point of absolutly crazyness.

yeah, maybe there is something to that case but it developed into a joke. No need to call secrueteam a shill when he himself calls it a fake. At least tyler never became a massive faggot as thirdphaseofthemoon or all the other (((ufo hunters))).

And thats the other point here, remaining your own objectivity in ufology is something that not many people seems to get well done.

>>19273103
Another explanation is some government funded group was fucking with him. The starseed shit sounds like what was going on in the 60s. Schools, communes (think River Phoenix type shit, Hollywood, basically modern day "magic"). There was a lot of this kooky alien bullshit going on, with acid and lsd, shit like that. Basically mkultra level nonsense, exploration and manipulation of the mind. You can see the results in today's media. A lot of level headed but fringe scholar type people wrote about this stuff. Look up Robert Anton Wilson. Was exposed to this type of shit but he kept objective through it all and refused to follow the rabbit hole beyond curiosity. They probably fucked with a lot of random faggots like Stan to collect data. Of course Stan faked most of it too. He's probably pathological and can't help himself.

>>19263847
>>19272895

They live in isolated zones inside unprotected homes.

>>19273103

I must say, Tyler had Dr. Greer on his youtube channel for a one-hour-interview and the very next video is about him redpilling everyone on Dr. Greer and showing proof that the man is an hack...

I don't know, I don't like to have a solid opinion on the topic, but Tyler seems a decent man, on point with everything he says, true or not!

>>19273172
>the very next video is about him redpilling everyone on Dr. Greer and showing proof that the man is an hack...
that the point of objectivity

>>19264034

This

Romanek was charged with pedo porn pics on his computer. Sad thing is he has stated several times he thought hus computer was being hacked into.

>>19273386
His tendencies are apparent throughout the movie.

>>19273030
He claimed after an abduction experience, he was wearing a nightie instead of his "I got abducted and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt" T-Shirt. He goes on to claim that after he got into contact with the daughter of Betty Hill, that she found that T-Shirt in a box of Betty Hill's things.

http://www.fxsupply.com/features/romanek.html
This is an interesting breakdown of why it's fake.

Beyond that as spooky a story teller as he clearly is, alot of the reactions to me seem... welll... I mean how would you react if you saw an alien pop up in your window? Personally I'd shout the FUCK is that grab a steak knife jump through the window and murder the shit out of it if it looked like a grey. Fucking Creepy as inhumane bastard.

My point is his reactions are too tame or unemotional most of the times i see it in the documentary. I don't know what to think in general about Alien Abductions in general or whatever else, beyond the drake equation and probability essentially guarantees that we are not alone, however i have doubts as to the intelligence of extraterrestrial life or their ability to reach our tiny marble.

I think the story is definitely a hoax. It's a discredit to more legitimate instances and strange crashes.

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>>19272787
okay Mr. Autism

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>>19263438
something about this just puts me on edge...

You think an abduction was going to happen but the Ayy's found the guy masturbating violently and thought it'd best not to come visit this guy again.

Or what if Ayy's were in the house waiting to abduct someone but they knew the guy was masturbating and were awkwardly waiting in other rooms till he finished.

Fake, and gay.

>try to watch this spooky documentary
>Stan shows videos of every type of ufo and how they were following him
[spoiler]as if there was different brands of ufo vehicles, kinda like popular cars[/spoiler]
>then spooky ayylmaos are invading his house
I'm pretty sure this is where Filthy Frank got some content
>then alien uses google translator to call him
>then some alien kids are doing some intergalactical prank interrupting his phone calls to say their names
[spoiler]but the signal is too bad and would you believe that when the kid said "the signal is too bad" the signal cuts off?
spoooooky[/spoiler]
>then this alien kid says she is gonna see him
>she meets him
>she gives him a flower
>he says thanks, takes a selfie and doesn't do anything else because receiving a fucking flower from a random kid isn't weird after everything that has happening [spoiler]right?[/spoiler]
This is so bad.

>>19267378
>I got shit to do in the morning and you better not wake up anyone else
>I saw the front door was open and i started getting pissed because my goddamn electric bill had been so high the past month

it's strange the thoughts that pop into your head when abductions take place, almost like they are trying to muddle your thoughts. during my last encounter i remember thinking "fuck i'm gonna be so tired at work tommorow" never mind that i was being seduced by a yellow fucking triangle head bitch who won't stop trying to get me to willingly implant my seed.

it seems to be quite easy to hit the workers, i've lashed out at the lil brownies a few times and they felt like putty but i seem to go very placid around the tall ones.

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>>19272556
if you had bothered to research other abduction experiences then you would know that it is quite common for abductees to be told they are "special" or "the one". Look up whitley streiber's experiences, he was constantly told this and would always laugh it off even get angry at his handler (pic related) because he knew it was some kind of sick joke they were playing at.

obviously tho stan romanek is complete bullshit but i'm just surprised you are so angry about him being "starseed" when it's a very common abductee experience to be made to feel special, jealous you aren't getting abducted perhaps?

>>19274503
That's just some very obvious bad photoshop.

The major flaw is the lightning.
Everything is lit from the left, apart from the face, which is lit from the right.

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>>19274508

TFW ur chronic masturbation is the only thing keeping the ayys from abducting you.

I do see greys in my lucid dreams/astral projection though. Not sure what to think about it but the ones I met didn't seem very nice. Found out yesterday my autistic sister is having dreams about them too. Fucking spooky.

I want to fuck an alien please help. I want his slimy skinny penis in me

Does anyone else spread their own asshole so when they get abducted it doesn't hurt as bad?

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Are pure Aryan girls ayyliens?

>>19263438
> spoopy music!
> spoopy ayyaa's!
> very intrigue
> so much wow
Aliens are a kike distraction

>>19263438
Total fucking bullshit