Vampire Thread

im looking for people in the socal area to go to clubs together and find vampires

anyone down for it?

>>19260141
I would fuck your pic.

>>19260149
vampire the masquerade is great and all, but calm down

>>19260152
Well I'm not him but where exactly else do you go looking for?

>>19260157
Twilight Convention

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im more interesting in learning esoteric knowledge from pocket dimensions

any help in learning how to find and enter one?

>>19260184
And what does this have to do with vampires exactly?

>>19260157
you can find vamps in every big city

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>>19260196
I hear that all the time but it's still way too vague. Like, imagine if you had to find a person in London. The only thing you know about the person is that they are special, but you don't know what they look like or where they are.

How would you begin? It's super vague.

>>19260209
need luck

>>19260224
are there items you can find in the world to increase your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats
l for luck

>>19260224
Well you talk like you already had some LUCK. So what did you find? Just came across vampires in your big city?

>>19260250
no i dont want to lie
but my girlfriend told me vampires live in the big cities and you need luck

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>>19260262
Okay... well. I never expected vampires to live in remote places. I mean they might, a few of them, but they are probably mostly drawn to cities. That much was obvious.

>>19260275
good luck im looking too

>>19260149

714 here. Are you a girl?

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>>19260485

I you're looking for a vampire, you should locate food sources. Were in a city is the easiest place to drink blood, or abduct people. idk what they eat.

Maybe they abducted a mentally ill person to feed off of. They would be able to control what they eat which would control the blood flavor. Keep the food source complacent with endless video games and porn. With this system the vampire could live in the middle of now were and only frequent a city to abduct someone.

Read this book.

https://archive.org/details/phantomworldorph01calm

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>>19260567
You don't get a lot of blood from a single person long-term because we regenerate blood very slowly. Red cells need about four to six weeks for complete regeneration. And it would make the person fall sick quickly if you drain them every week unless you take tiny amounts.

>>19260569
Could you be more specific. How is a book about spirits going to help...

>>19260515

Are you a man?

>>19260149
I'm actually going to be doing that soon. I hate to tell you this but by and large best bet to find vamps is gay bars.

>>19260209
I hate to tell you this but the best place to find them is gay bars. Basically the top nightclubs to get laid are also the top night clubs to find vampires. Also they hang around high schools when kids are in school and cleaner drug dens.

>>19260598
Just abduct 10 people.

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>>19260657
Kek. Have you any idea how messy and exhausting it would be to take care and provide for 10 adults that are living (or tied up) in your basement? All the food and water they need, possibly health care too. They are shitting, sweating, vomiting, maybe going insane and screaming around.

And it's your "food" after all so probably don't want them to be smelly, sitting in shit and going sick.

It seems much more convenient to either buy the blood from the corrupt hospitals or take a little drink from random, free people here and there.

>>19260657
abduct more people. Lobotomize them into a vegetative state. Give them a feeding tube. Rotate to avoid bed sores.

>>19260685
I remember reading that people in coma state are very delicate and the stress on the body would probably lead to death or worse blood regeneration than a healthy person has. Still need to clean them.

I don't think this would work well at all but I'm not a doctor so I actually have no clue...

>>19260698
Throw them away when they get sick

>>19260714
>realistic scenarios general

>>19260698
That is probably true due to lack of physical activity.

>>19260674
There are ways to keep retarded people complacent and happy. Giving them jobs like house work and gardening will keep the more active ones happy and tired. Others will walk around and watch tv all day. They keep themselves and their environment clean, with reminders at most. Giving blood will be easy once it is routine.

Retarded people will be easier to work with then the mentally ill, but they will be harder to get a hold of.

source: I work with MRDD (mental retardation and developmental disabilities)

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>>19260760
Is that really so? I mean you say you work with them so I guess you actually know this shit better than most but I was under the impression that "retarded" people can be quite challenging to deal with because of low intelligence, random, violent outbursts and childish behaviour. Just looking at this: http://www.aafp.org/afp/2006/0615/p2175.html looks already pretty difficult.

You would also still need a bunch of retarded people because of how slow we regenerate blood (assuming you need at least 1000ml a week?) and keep them all provided... sounds very annoying.

>>19260787
if you want retarded people you should start with yourself
Is your name dave, by chance

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>>19260795
I'm not retarded but you do seem a little upset. :^)

>>19260620
Yes. It's also your best bet to find vampire AIDS if you let any of the people there bite you.

>>19260803
>not retarded
>asks /x/ where to find vampires

>>19260811
>not using every community you can access (and /x/ is one of them)

It would be stupid not to, fag.

>>19260806
Vampires already carry diseases gay vampires are that much worse. But they're not looking to smash so much as to dine. I mean fake some interest take em home and drink em.

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>>19260698
>I remember reading that people in coma state are very delicate

Wtf where.
I think you want blood of young,active ppl. Preferably if they are donating blood so that their blood is fresh.
Actually I remember you saying that you want blood newborns you degenerate

>>19260815
this is nice
you should've just swallowed lel

>>19260787
Whats the name of this comics?

>>19260821
Don't all vampires carry leprosy due to their low body temperatures?

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Bruce is a vamp.

>>19260787
It depends on the retard. They have a wide variety of personalities. And it is very annoying to interact with them. They repeat their stories, ignore social cues and behave retardedly in general.

I have a coworker who is a women who was choked by a 6'3" retard. That retard was put on estrogen. I work with high functioning retards.

>>19260598
>>>
>Nightmare Tranny Goblin 07/07/17(Fri)20:23:25 No.1926

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/29412/29412-h/29412-h.htm

Use this link instead, it's easier. The part on vampires is book 2 chapters 7-16. It sounds like a lot but it's only about 20 pages. This book is great, one of the most reliable source on vampires I've seen

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>>19260828
Sorry, unlike the tradition of your family to swallow every fluid that comes near the lips that's not something I do.

>>19260826
>Wtf where.

I think I wanted to be put into a coma so I could lose weight and just be waken up after a few months (... I know, I know, no comment) but then when I researched it saw how complicated, dangerous the status of coma is to the human body.

>Actually I remember you saying that you want blood newborns you degenerate

Don't want to! Just in theory, I would think newborn babies would have the most pleasant blood. But I wouldn't go around harming people.

No degenerate here. :^)

>Whats the name of this comics?

Nosferatu "Skin Deep" from VtM

>>19260853
What will you do when you find a vampire?

>>19260865
We sit down, I shake their hand, I give them a fruit basket, I'll ask for a live demonstration to prove the supernatural status, I ask some questions, I say thanks, I stand up, I wave goodbye and I leave.

>>19260853
nope, you just look for fagpires online and have probably been tricked into sucking dick just because you thought it would work, it seems

>>19260152
Fucking lol, lethal burn damage

>>19260838
no its a bacterial disease.

>>19260849
They give retards estrogen? What for? To make them less aggressive?

>>19260852
Thank you for the link, anon. I appreciate it. Haven't seen it before.

>>19260899
"Tricked"

>>19260873
its never going to happen.

>>19260957
yeah you know like
"for the vampire magick to work you have to wear this brown paper bag until im done"

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>>19260968
Sure. Well... I'm aware of that don't worry, threads or not I'm still sane enough to acknowledge what's likely or not in this reality.

>>19260853
>think I wanted to be put into a coma so I could lose weight and just be waken up after a few months
No words for this...
But fasting is healthy!

>>19260873
Nothing else? No bite? I thought you want control

>>19260994
Yes, fasting is very healthy. Helps the immune system and stuff like that, read studies about it. My longest water fast was around 20 days and my blood results were all really good.

But it's still super exhausting and annoying to do compared to just laying in a pleasant coma, you know...

>Nothing else? No bite? I thought you want control

Well, have to be somewhat realistic though. I really doubt that the process of turning a human is something simple. I feel it would be a very important, controlled and somewhat intimate process.

So we can't expect to meet one, shake their hand and just get turned like that. So I try to start "smaller" and try to find out the truth first and then maybe after that I could aim to become one myself.

It's kinda like:

1. Finding out if vampires are real. (Unlikely)
2. Meeting a vampire yourself and confirming it. (Very unlikely)
3. Meeting the vampire and also being qualified/lucky/right enough to be turned. (Very, very unlikely)

It just gets harder the further you go down the list.

oh my god these threads are so fucking retarded

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>>19261049
You. Pic related.

>>19261053
i stopped posting actually but im guessing that was aimed at me
desu you must be sorta retarded considering you're paying to use an already free service with absolute minimal difference, just how does it feel to pay $1.67 a month to ask retarded shit about vampires

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>>19261065
Unlike you I'm not a selfish bitter cunt and I like to financially support services that I enjoy. No regrets.

>>19261072
lol butthurt
im not selfish, if I'm correct on who you are im moving in where you moved out from just because it helps the guy
anyways here's you're most realistic chance of anything remotely similar to what you want, I've looked and i really can't be arsed with this shit, just don't be a cunt and use it against me because you're still butthurt, mmk?
You're welcome

>>19261081
https://www.docdroid.net/iy3eul9/sekhem-apep-typhonian-vampyre-magick.pdf#page=20

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>>19261081
>being so buttblasted you reply with 5 paragraphs

I have no idea what you're even talking about.

>>19261026
20 days? Nice my longest was 11 days then I had to break it. I felt great,not exhausted at all and I was able to sleep better. I want to do another in 1-2 months

>>19260852

Thanks for link,its interesting

>>19261093
Life is really boring without food though. Makes me crazy having to spent the days with only water but I should do it again. I'll try starting one tomorrow.

11 days is already amazing. I'll just roleplay and act like it's a vampire fast. Maybe I can delude myself.

>>19261092
yeah sounds like me lol woops
honestly the fact i can pick you out from a whole internet full of people just because of how retarded the post was probly means you should tone it down a little, like at this point i'm not even trying to offend or anything, I mean i literally just commented on this because it was so stupid it reminded me of something you would have said like a couple years ago (i have this bad habit of asking strangers on the internet if they're you if what they post reminds me of ye) and you didn't even have to confirm it or anything but, well, here we go
but ech. You always said how draining I was to be around. Maybe you aren't looking in the right places lel

>>19261121
Are you schizophrenic or something? I have no idea what you're talking about. I post with a fucking name-tag. It's obvious who I am. And you're just a random shitposter, I don't know you personally.

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>>19261049
Then why do you keep coming here every day?

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>>19261103
I felt like I would kill for good kebab/burger but I was not hungry,it was all in my mind. Worst part was when I broke my fast and ate only fruit for first 2 days. Were you taking any vitamins during it? I was not,just plain water.
Let me know how your fast is going!

>>19261121
>(i have this bad habit of asking strangers on the internet if they're you if what they post reminds me of ye)

Are you obessed with Goblin here? Thats some schizo serial killer shit dude

>>19261165
I think this person thinks I'm some dude called "Dave" who they know in real life and they just found my posts randomly on the Internet and realized I'm that Dave? Literal schizo, no joke.

>>19260865
suck his dick

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>>19261172
>Dave
Hmm I thought that "tranny" part of your nick was ironic

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>>19261215
You can call me Dave the Vampire Scientist from now on.

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Psyfag reporting back in.

>>19261227
Psyfaggotry has nothing to do with supernatural vampires. There are better threads for that kind of roleplay like /occult/ or /schizophrenia/ general.

Bye.

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>>19261234
Wish I could feed off your summerfaggy tears.

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>>19260141
>How do you become a real vampire and what are they like?
They are called cannibals in real life. You must eat people to become one.

>>19261265
I had no idea that being a human-flesh eating hobo makes you immortal and grants you other inhumane abilities. Well, thanks for clarifying that

>>19261284
Cannibals exist.

>>19261259
Please go ahead and use your VAMPIRE PSY powers and drain the energy out of me. Or am immune because I'm not a gullible retard?

>inb4 the "U-Uh I can only do it irl" excuse

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>>19261310
Kek.

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You people can't honestly believe that. Right...?

>>19261332
Are you aware that you can keep an openmind and consider something could be real but not believe it as a fact? I know that many of you people are just dumb, so I'm trying to help you out here.

>>19261340
>keep an open mind!
Look up his posts.
> nigga plz

>>19261385
I believe that supernatural vampires might exist in our reality but I don't know it for a fact and I don't think it's very likely either. Do you understand that or not?

There's also a difference between having an openmind and being a gullible, underage retard who circlejerks with psy-vampires about astral waifus and energy scanning.

As usual, I wouldn't mind to be proven wrong. I have asked countless people over the years to demonstrate their abilities, curse me, use a spell, scan me or whatever. They tried.

Spoiler: Nothing ever fucking happened.

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>>19261402

>>19261428
I'll shorten it for your toddler attention span next time. :3

>>19261402
>astral waifus
Idk if it is due to lack of sleep but that really made me laugh

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>>19261446
Astral waifus? I wish I was kidding but it's very real to them.

A few months ago I joined several Discord servers in hopes to find out more about vampires, like I said I wanted to utilize every place I could. Unfortunately no person there could tell me anything new about vampires (and the majority didn't care either) but I witnessed a lot of... delusion.

There were whole communities of people who thought they could read energies, had demonic allies and a harem of astral wives and husbands. One day there was a huge fight because someone threatened to harm their "spirit wives" and half of the server started to go ballistic.

I tried to give them a chance too and put them to a test but it was just roleplaying trash, each and every single one of them.

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>>19261438
Just post something real for once. Did you get kicked out of your larp group for being such a fag?

>>19261467
That almost beats autists with MLP tulpas

>>19261473
You're mixing people up, buddy. I don't LARP. I'm just a mundane, fat human with a lot of time on their hands and zero supernatural abilities.

>>19261476
It was the same level of autism. They posted anime pictures about how their spirit waifus looked like and how they had threesomes with them... while being 100% convinced they were real.

Funny enough, they also thought they could "scan" people and their energies. And when something happened on the server they started to scan every member to find out who did it. It was me who did (it was about a leak) and they never found out because energy scans obviously didn't fucking work.

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>>19261467
tl;dr got called a fag online again.

>>19261467
hiro should just gas them and remove x

>>19260826
>>19260853

I come back and the tripfags are still at it. you wont find vamps like that.

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>>19261534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_3YfVdGCDE

Oh yeah? I don't see YOU investigating vampire graveyards at night for the sake of high-quality vampire science. Respect our work, kid.

>>19261534
Excuse me? Im about to do a very complex ritual. One day.

>>19261534
Tranny just outed itself as a fat neet. These threads are done.

>>19261572
How new are you

>>19261548
your voice is enough to realize that you are insane

>>19261572
That really was never a secret. I do work though. ;^)

>These threads are done.

The vampire threads are undead and will live with our without me.

>>19261572
Very, very complex. When you have the money for the silver...

>>19261578
Been here years longer than you, summerfag.

>>19261580
Nobody will turn you. we don't accept fat pigs.

>>19261548
>Not just hopping over the gate.
What a square. What are the laws regarding graveyards/private property over in Germany anyways?

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>>19261579
>your voice is enough to realize that you are insane

How exactly am I insane? I feel like you can still reason well with me. I have definitely seen worse people on this board. Also a general interest in at least some paranormal topics should be a given if you come to /x/...

>>19261589
Oh really, Mr. Vampire? That's toooo bad!

>>19261590
>>Not just hopping over the gate.

Did you see how tall the gate is? I fear it could have collapsed if I climbed on it. Also, I took my parents E-Bike and those are expensive, you see it for a second on the left. Don't want it to get stolen by a random ghoul. Unless I throw the bike first over the gate...

>What are the laws regarding graveyards/private property over in Germany anyways?

I'm not sure. But I feel that german laws are more uptight than most countries so it's probably like 50 years prison.

>>19261585
I dont think thats true

>>19261603
It is.

Let's be simple, fuck vampires, I just want to find a way to live forever.

You keep making threads. Stop making threads. Get mental help. I make vampire threads too, but not like you man. This is actually really obsessive. It's gonna tear your life apart. You ever heard the song "Stan" by Eminem? You're Stan, except instead of a faggoty white rapper obsession, you have a vampire one. Seriously, I'm actually deeply worried about you

>>19261628
your honesty is probably the most real thing here.

>>19261628
This

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>>19261580
>Very, very complex. When you have the money for the silver...

Indeed. Stop bitching about my poorfag status,if you want it faster feel free to send me the cross and I will provide blood. Or do it yourself,start pulling your weight

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>>19261628
No.

I don't want to live forever. You can seek immortality through other means then, but I care to find out more about vampires. Feel free to make a thread about your interest.

>>19261641
Yes, that is my obsession. But it's a feeling that is deeply etched in my mind and that's just how it is. I'm not schizophrenic or harming other people so there is no harm in it.

It can't be changed anyway. I tried.

>>19261653
When do I bitch about your poorfag status? I can start if you want to. Don't think I have yet.

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>>19261548

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>>19261662
Start
Pulling

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>>19261675
I'm going to pull out a shotgun and blow your head off. That's gonna be a good pull for you?

Kids being so rude these days. I'm an old hag and already did more than you, such as exciting 20 second investigation videos and researching astral waifu Discords for the sake of vampire truth.

>>19261548
you JUST won your autism prize. thank you for trying.

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>>19261685
Please youngling Im older than you so behave ok? Respect your elders and all that

Also I must politely decline the shotgun offer. Maybe latter tho!

Investigating astral waifus sounds like a fun and not work

>>19261701
Real talk now, I actually think autists tend to not care for paranormal topics. And that there's a link between atheism and autism.

I don't think autists care about vampires, maybe more about trains. Hmm.

>>19261709
no, you seem like a sperg. like real bad.

>>19261711
You have to understand you're an irrelevant person and your opinion is irrelevant to me as well. :^)

>>19261706
How much do you have to pay in your country to get a legit silver cross to do the ritual properly?

>>19261284
Well, cannibals are pretty inhumane in general.

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>>19261717
They are degenerate and mentally ill, but not paranormal...

>>19261659
>tried
How?
>>19261716
No idea. I will probably to also buy a necklace for it

>>19261716
you're fat so nobody cares what you think. you can't even take care of yourself.

>>19261740
Uh-uh. Someone's jelly that I don't give a fuck.

>>19261736
Well you said you want me to send you one. You would give me your address? Not scared?

>>19261548
>>19261716
you have amazing boobs.

>>19261749
so i eat a handful every other day. you are fat as shit. this is a vamp thread. where the fuck do you think you are?

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>>19261740
Being fat just means you are not lazy to eat

>>19261548
>graveyard at night
they close those at night cause stupid shits like you try do stupid shit in graveyards at night

>>19261762
please type that in better English.

If you know anything about vampires how to become one, what they're like et cetera contact me.

>[email protected]

>>19261762
Kek.

How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake!

AHAHAHA! I always tell that joke... people don't find it so funny.

>>19261761
How about you start eating my dick, you jelly bitch? ;^)

What's your vampire contribution again? This dumbass threads would be somewhere at the bottom of the catalog 99% of times if it wasn't for the passionate anime-posting tripfags.

>>19261764
I didn't know that. Because the graveyard I usually go to is opened at night too, all the time.

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>>19261749
Scared of what? Swatting me? Cops would laught it off

>>19261762
But I thought it was English. Im not native speaker obviously. Very sad now

>>19261769
Damn I cant think up any fat joke

>>19260141
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://vkjehannum.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/liber-333.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwj2ne3_pfnUAhWmFZoKHd7jBz0QFgghMAI&usg=AFQjCNH4Z3LmToQuXOSAUzgkOOhqbxJOww

>>19261912
What am I looking at

>>19260674
I'll let you in on a little secret. Vampires don't need to abduct anyone. They just need to find a dozen or so kinky relationships. Find a person with an unreasonable amount of side hoes and there is a good chance you'll find a vamp.

As for becoming a vampire you're in for some tough luck. Vampirism is genetic mostly and can't be passed like an STD. Though if you find a wish granting faerie or a talented witch then you can be a vampire.

They don't exist.
Vampires are fiction.

They are also a bait topic for the immensely narcissistic who desire to be the most special snowflake of them all.

You can't find any legitimate information about them because they aren't legitimate. Anyone claiming to have any kind of energetic, psychic or physical vampiric ability is simply garbage attempting to fool both themselves, and you.

If you're interested in secret societies, groups, religions and arcane knowledge this is a dead end. You will only find normal people, typically young adults, engaging in an enormous circle-jerk pretending to know or be something of significance to bolster their own egos.

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>>19262104
Can't meme away the truth.

>>19262110
But i can sure try.

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>>19260141
Hello

I need all the info on real retards. How do you become a real retard and what are they like?

Pic related.

>>19260141
vampire threads are the new sucubus threads.

sage

>>19262152
Underrated post

>>19262152
You tell us. You are already one.

i think about hanigng myself a lot

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>>19261950
If you read my posts you would know that I don't think abducting people is likely anyway. What you are saying about "side hoes" makes more sense than having a basement full of people.

> a wish granting faerie or a talented witch

Somehow I doubt that this is how it works but sure...

>>19262086
>Vampires are fiction.

Almost no one here denies that vampires being not real is the most likely scenario. But that doesn't mean it's impossible for them to exist at all.

>energetic, psychic or physical vampiric ability is simply garbage attempting to fool both themselves, and you.

Oh yes. The psychic and energetic vampires are dragonkin-tumblr-level of delusion and not paranormal but that shit doesn't fool people in this thread... besides one or two retards.

I don't believe anything without evidence anyway. Haven't come across any yet.

>>19261548

Next time climb the gate
Fat ass

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>>19262614
I don't think that's a good idea and I'm not sure if the gate would collapse under my weight and I would die.

>>19262086
t. tips fedora

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>>19262661
It probably would not collapse but you still could fuck up and die. Also it would be trepassing right? What would you tell police? "I was looking for vampires?" I think it would be easier to say that you wanted to do meth there, at least you would not end up in mental asylum.

>>19262713
I would tell the police that I was looking for vampires but they would probably think I was trying to be "funny" and "random"... most people assume that when I disclose my interest.

But they are so wrong!

> at least you would not end up in mental asylum.

I expect you to continue the threads when they force me into the asylum.

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>>19262728
>I expect you to continue the threads when they force me into the asylum.

I expect you to break out when they finally force you into the mental asylum

>>19262737
Of course, but I don't know how long it would take!

I was thinking that even telling psychiatrists about vampires would make no difference they probably hear even crazier delusions on a daily basis. Still think that the extreme disbelief and mockery of vampires in our society protects any possible vampire... no matter what you encounter or find, they wont believe you anyway.

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>>19262762
Yeah they probably have way more weird shit there. Local rp fags who are vampires-angel-witch-skinwalker hybrids and are also hunters would get different treatment.

Even if you provided like 100% proof of vampires shitload of people would thought that its fake or jewish conspiracy

You didnt answer why I should be scared if you knew my adress and now I´m curious.

>>19262811
Are you really comfortable with a potentially insane stalker knowing where exactly you live? I mean you don't really know me neither do I know you.

I wouldn't give you my address.

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>>19262849
The day I get murdered by a girl is the day I will fucking kill myself out of shame

>I wouldn't give you my address.
Thats smart

>>19262861
What does gender have to do with it? Murder isn't always about brute strength. A little dwarf girl could ram a poisoned knife into your stomach or shoot you in the head.

>>19262874
I doubt that. I´m cautious,dont let people get close and I watch their hands

>>19262885
If I knew where you live and I wanted to kill you and was willing to do anything, I could kill you. I'm certain of that.

And not because I'm "skilled" or "hardcore" - no, I just believe that humans are pretty fragile and if a person is 100% committed to killing someone else they have a good chance. If you're willing to buy weapons, break into someones house and don't give a shit about getting caught... it's really hard to stop you.

Maybe I'm wrong but it feels true to me. Someone could also just camp 24/7 next to your house and when you don't expect and get out to work they shoot you in the back.

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>>19262908
I dont want to doubt your assassination skills but I cant help it

>If I knew where you live and I wanted to kill you and was willing to do anything, I could kill you. I'm certain of that.

Sure,with a gun. But you are too autismo to get it,right? Where would you even get it? Even I dont know

>no, I just believe that humans are pretty fragile and if a person is 100% committed to killing someone else they have a good chance. If you're willing to buy weapons, break into someones house and don't give a shit about getting caught... it's really hard to stop you.

Yeah humans are pretty fragile and girls even a bit more than males. I dont think breaking into someones house is that easy desu

>Someone could also just camp 24/7 next to your house and when you don't expect and get out to work they shoot you in the back.

Yeah that would work.

>>19262946
You're not a vampire. Any random, committed nigga can kill you... that is the truth.

>>19263045
I´m not saying they cant,I´m just saying that its unlikely

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>>19263063
You seem triggered by my lack of faith in your murder skills :^)

Anyway few weeks ago I told one "online friend" to fuck off because he wanted to know my exact adress and was pretty persistent about it. In this case I actually believed that he could murder me.

>>19263081
Online friend? Did you meet him in your homosexual-hook up community and he got too attached? Or was he someone you met during your paranormal investigations?

Also, did the guy ever say WHY exactly he needs your address?

(I'm not saying he was a vampire but he was a vampire...)

>>19263097
Well if you meet some rando online i wouldn't give him my address. Vampire or not.

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>>19263097
>Online friend? Did you meet him in your homosexual-hook up community and he got too attached? Or was he someone you met during your paranormal investigations?

>degenerate thoughts again
We were playing WoW together back in 2009

>Also, did the guy ever say WHY exactly he needs your address?
No he was like "hey I moved to your city and work as pizza delivery,give me your adress" and he was pretty persistent about it. Like if he told me "hey dude wanna go for a beer?" I would go but this was creepy

>(I'm not saying he was a vampire but he was a vampire...)
Maybe he just wanted to give me a free pizza but still fuck that guy

>>19263125
Yes, smart. Meet in a public place and don't accept any weird... drinks. As a general rule of safety.

>>19263145
Kek. I hope you cut him out of your life properly but better watch your back regardless. I'd accept some free pizza though...

>>19263157
No I still have him on my friend list and he knows my name but we didnt talk since then. Im more worried about him breaking into my appartment because that would be extremely easy.

I had to change my account info(adress) on website of pizzeria where he works and obviously I cant order anything from them anymore. Which sucks,I liked their pizza. RIP

This is the reason why this board is garbage.

>>19260141
IM KILLING THIS THREAD AND GETTING MY ROUTER HACKED

VAMPIRISM IS FORBIDDEN BY THE CIA

GOOD DAY

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>>19263203
I feel bad for you but this situation makes me laugh.

Worry not about the pizza, my child... because soon we will be vampires and have no need for that anymore.

(/roleplay off)

>>19263216
Mad fags like you certainly are the reason, yes.

>>19263241
I wouldn't be super-shocked if the CIA knew about vampires.

>>19263255
>Worry not about the pizza, my child...

I dont. Its shitties fast food ever desu. Lately I have been getting high on kebab. I need to cut that shit down. You gonna start fast tommorow?

>I wouldn't be super-shocked if the CIA knew about vampires.

That reminds me something. Vatican got some kind of secret archives,right? If vampires exist there is a good chance that there will be something about them there. How hard it can be to break into their archives?

Screw it going for kebab.

>>19263255
CIA doesn't but the FBI does.

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>>19263290
I actually ate a Kebab today. Not proud. And yes, I'll try starting my fast either tomorrow or one day more...

>How hard it can be to break into their archives?

Really fucking hard. I don't see a chance for that realistically speaking. Unless you can dress up as an underage boy and seduce your way in?

>>19263315
What makes you say that?

>>19263255
Are you a vampire yourself or just very knowledgeable?

>>19263325
I have my sources. Which for obvious reasons I cannot reveal.

>>19263290
The Vatican also knows about vampires. They have an organization of hunters under them called the Order of Leopold.

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>>19263361
I'm not very knowledgeable because I don't know what the truth is, but I have more common sense about what vampires could be than the average person on this board or so I feel...

>Are you a vampire yourself

Let me quote an earlier post:
I'm just a mundane, fat human with a lot of time on their hands and zero supernatural abilities.

>>19263371
Well then obviously I can't take you serious. You could easily share some information and nothing would happen to you.

You would be one voice of millions on the Internet. Who would take it serious? That alone protects you.

>>19263325
Fyi kebab is worst kind of meat-murder

Maybe you could ask one of your Swiss friends(I assume some of your watchers are swiss) to join the Swiss guard and let us in. Or you can become nun..

Where can I steal the comics you keep posting?

>>19263380
I can share some info sure just not where it comes from.The FBI knows me and is watching me (probably) I'm one of their allies and they mine but that can change should I say the wrong thing.

You don't because they aren't real you LARPing Faggot

>>19263383
>Fyi kebab is worst kind of meat-murder

I'm sure it is. I'm just a weak-willed hypocrite after all.

Yes, there are some swiss people. Most of my viewers are german- and USfags though. I'll try and ask... for that epic plan of yours.

>Where can I steal the comics you keep posting?

I couldn't upload it so I've sent it to you via mail. It's a PDF.


>>19263394
>The FBI knows me and is watching me

Yes... I'm sure.

Could you be so kind and tell us what vampires are then? What myths are true? Where do they live? How do they turn?

>>19263394
So what about an anonymous post on another forum? Maybe one with very little traffic and low profile.

>>19263407
Vampires are undead humans,monsters. Beheading works,sunlight hurts but will not kill them,they drink blood. Where they live I do not know where they hunt however is around highscools,nightclubs and cleaner drug dens.

>>19263407
And they turn when you are partially drained and you drink their vitae,which is what vampire blood is but vampire blood has alchemical properties.

>>19263420
Highschools? So what are you suggestion if you want to meet a vampire. Dress up as a schoolgirl/boy and sit around a school?

Also, do they age?

And... what's your claim to know these things? Have you only heard it from someone or do you say you've seen?

>>19263434
Sure that or the cops. They do not age.Ive dealt with vampires before and my uncle has studied them for over 20 years.

I work as a vehicle inspector and one came in the other day. He was black, had cat eyes, his k9's were super sharp and his car was a sweet corvette. The license plate read "blkula". I'm not trolling either. He was really fucking nice and gave me a 20 dollar tip at a job where you aren't normally tipped. #notallvampires

>>19263434
And I forgot to mention vampires really are capable of compulsion and shapeshifting.but that depends on their age.

>>19263462
>>19263453
Wait a moment, are you the faggot who posted the picture of his equipment?

>>19263468
Who?

>>19263472
Are you that 20 year old kid who posted a picture of his "equipment" and claims he is fighting witches, angels and demons with his blade in his free time?

>>19263478
Naw that's me. Sharpening my arsenal now. Ama

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>>19263407
Thanks.

Uploaded pic related if anyone is interested. Its 25 short stories about vampires

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/9637907-vampires


https://ulozto.cz/!kQgOHArlq50c/vampires-therecentundead-1414538788-pdf

>>19263494
Every single hunterfag who has posted in this thread was a delusional kid lying their ass off and posting crappy pictures of knives.

It's quite boring.

>>19263507
Have you read through the short stories yourself yet?

>>19261548
stupid. now we know where you live.

>>19263511
Nope. Wanted to for a months now but I always end up posting on 4chan or fb instead.

Some stories might be good. At least plot of some of them sounds interesting

http://www.prime-books.com/shop/e-books/vampires-the-recent-undead-edited-by-paula-guran-e-book/

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>>19263527
Come over and bring vampire friends.

>>19263528
Cool, well I'll see for myself!

>>19263620
How old are you tranny? Your posts seem quite underage and...basically insane.

>>19263478
Oh right read that he didn't say anything about the blade really. Those are all different tools for different monsters. Shitty gear for a hunter but a nice starter pack. Most hunters are around 40.

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>>19263680
I'm 25 years old.

What exactly appears underage about my posts? No roleplayer had me fooled yet and I don't buy any of this shit without evidence or some "indepth" investigation.

If I was underage I would circlejerk with the psyfags about astral waifus, spirit powers and katanas.

>>19263693
Do your own Damn investigation. You have more than all the info you need. Get to work fag.

>>19263702
>You have more than all the info you need. It's easy! XD
>100 people tell me 100 different truths with conflicting information and I have no idea which of them is real

Bitch please.

>>19263713
Read lore Nigga. If Someone goes on actually the scholars of the past who studied this their whole lives were all wrong they're full of Shit simple

>>19263693
Well for starters, you tell posters you had your way with their mother last night, etc. It's more the insanity part that worries people. How many people have to call you deranged before you seek actual help? And no way you're 25. This is really bad.

>>19263727
And then what? Do you not realize that there are 1000 different versions and truths out there? Give me an ACTUAL example. Let's hear it.

>>19263730
>Well for starters, you tell posters you had your way with their mother last night,

It's called a joke, kid.

>How many people have to call you deranged before you seek actual help?

Well I guess being "insane" (whatever that means) makes life a little less boring.

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>>19263620
Let me know if you like some!

Are you gonna fast because fullmoon starts at 6:00? In one of my fb groups they just now mentioned that its best time for fast but I idk why. I might go for it too.

>>19263702
>>19263727
What lore. There is shitload of lore

>>19260141
Let's leave her alone. I think she doesn't understand everyone on here is a LARPER and if there was a real a Vampire I'm hardly sure it would it approach you so incautiously. You're exposing yourself to online predators and creeps of the degenerate nature, stop posting on this website. It's for your own good, you look like a target and it's exposing you to the wrong kind of friends that you don't want to make and shouldn't have even thought about making in the first place.Find a more discreet way to search for a brother or sister

>>19261136
He's stalking you dumbass. Like prey

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>>19263767
Thank you for being concerned but I grew up on the Internet and know enough to stay safe. Even being a person of the "public" (in terms of Youtube or Twitch, is what I mean) and being exposed to thousands of weird people for years my identity or safety was never threatened... because I'm not retarded.

You should be more concerned about gullible teenage girls and boys who are looking for their psyfag senpai who wants to unlock their underage Root Chakras with his dick.

I'm really not afraid or care about any faggots attempts to manipulate or "stalk" me, it's not gonna happen.

>>19263762
Oh shit! That's actually pretty cool. I'll take that as a reason then and start my fast at 6:00. I just checked and yeah it's the same here... well we share the timezone I think?

>>19263787
No, he was schizo who thought I'm a guy called Dave and that he knows me IRL.

>>19263767
This. Pleeaaaze.

>>19263761
Maybe your mentally instable state makes life less boring but you never leave your house and all you do is post a vampire thread every day and live on it. How is that not boring? Holy shit. I get you're fat and embarrassed of the way you look but why don't you do something about it and stop shitting up this website?

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Alright alright guys I think she got it. Let's let up on her she's a newb. I suggest we just let the posts die. They fare from view from some time out after a while. She lacks knowledge it's all good. I can see she's making you mad her jokes aren't dicks don't take it so rough and tuff

>>19261486
You smell of gold Auriem or Auriel angels

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>>19263827
I just enjoy seeing you getting so butthurt too much. It pleases me. Your tears, you know? You keep complaining like a baby...so powerless and ineffective. I just wont stop.

>>19263761
Consensus is they hang at bars these days start there

>>19263799
>Oh shit! That's actually pretty cool. I'll take that as a reason then and start my fast at 6:00. I just checked and yeah it's the same here... well we share the timezone I think?

I thought you know where I´m from.
Fuck I should have go for the last kebab before fast

>>19263834
Please tell me more about your angel rp

>>19263834
*laughs in schizophrenia*

>>19263762
Traditional lore

>>19263849
I do but I don't know have the exact list of countries who have the same timezone in my head, famito.

>>19263848
Do you have no idea how incredbily vague and autistic that statement is? You just want me to go to random bars and sit there - then what? Wear a shield with: LOOKING FOR VAMPIRES! on my forehead?

>>19263848
She won't go to a bar dude. She's too ashamed of the way she looks and can't interact in a social setting. I'm with everybody else about leaving her alone.

>>19263863
You REALLY have to do it then, though. Hide the thread, ignore me, don't reply. You know? Be strong, I know you can do it.

Adieu! :3

>>19263863
Thrn she'll never find a vamp vampires are very social creatures and she c ant be that bad looking.

>>19263857
And no regard they'll try to take you home but instead of getting fucked you'll get killed

>>19263875
I'd rather get killed than fucked anyway. Sounds good to me.

You have to stop thinking in your normie terms though. I would never go home with any person I didn't know for a long time anyway.

"Pshhh, I'm vampire... come home with me."

>>19263871
Trust me ma man. She's hideous.

>>19263888
can i see her?

>>19263886
Vampires ARE normies that's the fucking point.

>>19260184

I can help, but that knowledge is the type of stuff people come after you for. Be careful.

>>19263886
why do you show your tits off if you hate sex so much

>>19263857
I live like an hour from Bavarian border. Best region,funny hats

>>19263863
>>19263888
Why are you so obessed by her and by her looks? Were you trying to court m'lady and she told you that she is not interested or what?

>>19263871
hey how do i get a vampire to turn me into one do i have to suck his dick

>>19263896
Oh you wouldn't want to. It would look like Chris Farley got fucked by a dick big enough for an elephant to feel it.

>>19263886
They're not gonna say they're a vampire tard. You can be three things and Ive determined you're retarded. Give up you're never gonna find a vampire. These threads won't find you anything. You want someone else to do all the work for you. Fuck off. Your best bet is to stop making these threads and giving up. A vampire isn't coming to your door.

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>>19263896
He isn't wrong: http://labb.in/s/ZY6w

:^)

>>19263900
And you know that because you are the vampire expert with 20 years of IRL vampire experience?

But I guess you are right. I'm sure most vampires are normies and a lot of them are still fairly stupid. I'll remember your advice.

>>19263907
It's just how it works to create more exposure as it's a job. I never dress like that in private though I don't think it's wrong if women do dress like that at all times. Just my personal choice.

>>19263911
No and a vampire won't fix you being ugly and fat. The vamp might just kill you and even if agree to run you there's a 25 percent chance you just die.

>>19263913
You're so triggered you don't even realize that I'm obviously joking.

>unironically thinks I expect vampires to walk up to people and say "Pshh, I'm a vampire."

Are you dumb or just pretending?

>>19263918
Nah fuck that I think you're kinda cute actually.and yeah people study this.

>>19263926
You seem pretty retarded you might expect that.

>>19263680
He's a tranny he tries too hard to be cute.
Trannies are insane by nature man.

Also you won't find vampires idiot, that's not how it works it's like asking "heyo guys how can I find a unicornz!!11!"
There are different kinds of vampires like Nosferatu and energy vampires, energy vampires are the most Normy tier and you'll find a lot.
The Dracula blood sucker kind of vampire is dead. You're like 6 centuries late, a curse has been lifted from humanity.

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>>19263932
Just because I do things you don't like doesn't mean I'm retarded and well... the fact that you aren't able to understand that I was obviously joking is telling me that we should stop this conversation. Thanks.

It's a vampire thread, guys. That's all it is. It's one thread out of 100's in the catalog. Niggas here acting like it's a big deal and needs to stop.

>>19263947
I'm pretty sure vamps are still around,I know the Grigori and Amazons are extinct but vampires?I'm pretty sure you're still around but the rest sounds pretty accurate.And its a tranny? Oh...

>>19263918
youre pretty but u need to seek mental help vampires arent real

>>19263950
I don't give a fuck what you do but I do care about you trying to get people to conduct a whole police tier investigation on your behalf with no reward.

>>19263950
Op are you actually a tranny or are you a born female?

>>19263971
Probably has XXL chromosomes and an extra 21st.

>>19263979
lol but I'm legit curious.

>>19263965
> vampires arent real

That's up to debate. Why do you think that for a fact?

>>19263967
Who the fuck is investigating for me you triggered faggot? Who is doing anything for me here? Get your head out of your ass and learn to read.

>inb4 you think a few replies in a thread is "work"

>>19263971
I'm born female but I can give you a little tip how to spot transwomen. You can't always judge from the face because plenty of transgirls are as attractive or even more attractive than born females.

But what is almost always a good indicator is the voice. Almost no transwoman has a really female, natural sounding voice? They often has a pretty whispery or gay-ish sound to it.

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>>19263960
Sorry anon the second part of my post was meant for op.
There are vampires, but not of the Dracula kind of super vampire.
The reason for this is that vampirism is a curse, not a mutation nor infection.
The "Dracula" (oldest vampire) is the one that curses people, this people also curses other people but it all depends on the original vampire.
Basically when you kill Dracula it all goes to shit cause there's nothing to maintain the curse.
But as I sayd you may find a lot of energy vampires, that is humans that drain energy, also you may find a lot of posers and edgy teenagers.
I'm really sorry, but we are out of that kind of vampire, only way you may get some is the improbable chance of something like Dracula suddenly emerging from God knows where and starts infecting people.

>>19263850
Use the links these people give you as the first post and consequential posts after every day and eventually we'll get a sticky or even a board if we're lucky. If we're lucky. Stop being so stupid. Do you even have the links from past threads?no then start posting them and saving them? Are you not the leader here?

>>19263989
>You can't always judge from the face because plenty of transgirls are as attractive or even more attractive than born females.
You what now?
Now that's some mythology right there, trans women as attractive or more attractive than women.
Now that's a creature I never seen in any bestiary, except if you are talking about «ugly women» then it would make sense.

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>>19264010
Almost every past thread had a collection of links we put together already. Just to have it different, for once, I didn't put it in.

And no, I'm not the leader. No one is.

>>19263989
My speakers are busted so can't hear your voice. Tell you what,want proof of vamps?

>>19263993
Its cool anon its just I do heavy study of monsters. Oh you mean like Cain tier active vampires?also anon Dracula is damn old I will give it but the oldest vampire is Cain.

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>>19264019
Thing is, some transwomen have good genetics and also put EXTREME effort in looking good. They work out, eat clean, get surgeries, always keep themselves well-groomed.. so yes, they do have the potential to look as good or even better than the average woman.

That's my opinion at least. Pic related, was born male. But like I said, I'm not trans myself.

>>19264022
>Tell you what,want proof of vamps?

I do, please.

>>19264032
OK,email me at [email protected],right now,give me a link to a facebook or something.

>>19264036
You're the 20 year old kid who says he kills demons and witches with his sword? Because that was his mail.

I don't have Facebook. What proof could you actually provide because everything I've seen from you just screamed mental illness roleplay.

>>19264043
its my 4chan mail sure. Make one,its where I keep the majority of my documents.

>>19264043
And I don't kill witches with swords.

>>19264021
It's better if you keep the links. I want the sticky in here slave. Make it happen. Science!

>>19263989
So you want to have a cock? Your threads are just so rambling and inane and insane. I'm starting to realize you're the vampire ghoul bitch. You were really bad back when you first started and you were told truths but now you are REALLY CRAZY. I'm very worried for you. Tell your parents your thoughts. Please.

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so much edge here lately.

Have a supposed vampire from my country

>>19264036
Okay, sent you a mail.

>>19264076
>Slave

Piss off, retard.

>>19264079
Actually yes, I do wish I had a dick so I could shove it down your throat. I suspect that would make your whining stop and keep you busy at least for awhile.

>>19264095
Darkling!

I suggest. We take over this thread for the better. From now on, we're going to be the one making Vampire Science threads! And everyone who wants to post, better have some real shit to say or we'll sage you out. We keep everyone kind of in the dark. No more free rides for knowledge if they sound like this dumbass then obviously you just don't reply and they get less attention. Next we start using the past links and saving links along with namefags and screenshots of said name fags gay ass posts. Finally. We stick to the fact that vampires are fiction and only a fool would believe that anything posted in a vampire sticky thread is fact. Let's appropriate scientific behaviour for the betterment of the /x/philes and no longer assist fools of a lesser intelligence

>>19264096
>Actually yes, I do wish I had a dick so I could shove it down your throat.
It is you! I fucking knew it! Honey you are clearly going on a big time downward spiral. Fucking get help! This is so so bad.

>>19260141
FUCK OFF EDGY TRANNY FAGGOT VAMPIRES DONT EXIST

>>19264029
Crap I forgot about Cain and abel.
Well, its been quite a time since I read anything about vampires, still the thing is that it is pretty unlikely to find a vampire in the 21 century.
But yknow what I'll give it to you, there may actually be some, but they must be really well hidden and few, the world has changed, killing humans it's not so easy.
>>19264032
Front view is pretty female but i want to see that side view jaw.
No one can hide the jaw.
Also the think that actually drove me.away from trans women is both that they age like men and that their suicide rate is pretty high.
I don't think a man should become a woman. It is both a signal of low self esteem and miss interpretation of the nature feeling of attraction the male has to the female, all the trans I've meet have some really big problems on their lives directly related to beign trans.

>>19264125
>>19264108
Noice. She won't accept how much people hate her.

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>>19264116
Are you aware how many times you told me that you will never talk to me again but you keep doing it regardless? For years almost?

Pretty sure that it insane. Maybe you need a doctor yourself...

>>19264135
Kill yourself

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>>19264128
They don't age like men because they undergo hormone therapy. You're right with the high suicide rates though.

Honestly when it comes down do it, people should just do what makes them happy as long as they don't hurt other people while doing so. If a guy wants to be a girl and it makes him happy? So be it.

If I want to make vampire threads until the end of time? So be it.

Here she is from the side profile, by the way.

>>19264141
I would consider your suggestion if you weren't so irrelevant. :3
.

>>19264152
>le ebin :3 face
Typical tranny thinks hes cute kill yourself

>>19263918
Your tits are massive but why do you like someone punched your eyes?

these threads have gotten really fucking bad.

>>19264174
You need to switch your program up, you're getting quite boring pal. The edgy kill yourself meme is too predictable and repetitive. :3

>>19264178
It's like life. Ups and downs.

>>19264152
>If a guy wants to be a girl and it makes him happy? So be it.

suck when he tricks another male into sex without telling him that he is tranny.
Not like that happened to me

>>19264125
Poster counter didnt change faggot. Nice try you dumb schizo

>>19264133
I dont think she cares. I bet as someone who has been streaming for years she heard all kind of "abuses" and she does not give a fuck. You are deluded if you think you are hurting anyone. Nothing you said was not said before by some different fag
Beside it is like 2 people samefagging here anyway

>>19264135
No I'm good. You've really packed on the pounds hon. You will eventually be permanently banned. Enjoy it while it lasts. You are the best! And I remember getting you to go out to a fucking train station or something thinking I was going to meet you! You bought bread or something. I love it.

>>19264191
I never went to a train station, you dumb fuck. I know you're full of shit and a roleplaying retard.

But I know for a fact that I could still beat you the fuck up. Just make sure I never meet you IRL or you end up in a hospital.

:^)

>>19264189
>suck when he tricks another male into sex without telling him that he is tranny.

Yes, if that happened it would suck. But I think this is a veeery unlikely scenario so you don't need to worry...

>I dont think she cares. I bet as someone who has been streaming for years she heard all kind of "abuses" and she does not give a fuck. You are deluded if you think you are hurting anyone. Nothing you said was not said before by some different fag

You're exactly right. If anything, it pats my ego that they get so triggered over my presence.

>>19264181
no, you are just a really lame poster. why did you have to namefag?

>>19264203
To make faggots like you upset. And clearly it works, hence why you're so flustered about it.

>inb4 "I d-don't care"

... exactly. And that's why you keep replying to me.

>>19264152
Well he passes as female then. Is it worth so much efforts to look like the average Brazilian woman? Only god knows.

Things are not as simple as "it makes you happy, do it"
There's a lot of things to consider, will you be happy in the long run? Will it affect your life? Is it worth it beign happy now and dreadful later?
Also people usually do get pretty annoying when they fuck up their lives, they get sad and start annoying everyone because of.their bad life choices.

Everyone should be happy but they don't know how to be happy because they don't understand the basic thing of beign human: it's all about chemicals in your brain.
I would be happy enclosed on my room playing games for days but after a week depression will start to crawl on me, because it is a normal reaction the brain has, when you spend too much time basically wasting your life you lose purpose and your brain starts to malfunction.
When you change sex, you screw up your brain pretty badly, it's like going forward and suddenly, without stopping, doing a 180° and walking to the other direction, everything changes and it may be exciting at first, but will it be exciting for 4 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Will it be exciting for your whole excistence?

>>19264201
Nah. Pretty sure I'd be safe. I love you! And you did venture out thinking I'd meet you!

>>19264215
I didn't go. And you wouldn't be safe because all you are is a coward and creep who harasses people behind the safety of his monitor.

>>19264209
I see your points but as far as I remember there's several studies that show improvement (long term) in mental health for transpeople if they transition. They still struggle a lot but over all it's better than doing nothing and repressing the issue.

if i made a different thread for us to discuss vampires, would anyone be interested? cancer whore can rot in this one.

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>>19264201
>Yes, if that happened it would suck. But I think this is a veeery unlikely scenario so you don't need to worry...

before I started wageslaving at my current job I was working as a bartender. One night I witnessed one tranny make out with drunk guy and later they went home together. I did nothing to save him because he was retard and I disliked him

>You're exactly right. If anything, it pats my ego that they get so triggered over my presence.

I´m always right :^)

>>19264225
You're not allowed to. You can only have one active vampire thread in the catalog, the rest will get deleted.

So yeah... guess what, I'll make the next thread too when this one disappears.

>>19264225
Yes pleeeeaaaase.

>>19264230
>I´m always right.

Not always. I'm still more wise and more right than you but as far as the people here go you are in the top % of IQ.

Then again that might not be so hard considering what kind of people post on /x/... :^)

>I did nothing to save him because he was retard and I disliked him

Kek. WHAT IF that was his fetish though?

Maybe she (male) was also a vampire. You never know.

>>19264233
dubs don't lie. baking fresh tranny free bread.

>>19264242
it's up.

>>19264220
No, it is not.
While overall happiness of the person goes up, the suicide rate of post op trans goes up even further2.
I don't hate homosexuals nor trans nor nothing like that, my problem is people are fucking their whole lives because of a kink and are becoming more reclusive and ignorant, some people even take the chance and start manipulating large groups of people using their sexuality as a hook, specially since you can't go back from being trans and you will defend your existence and ideals.
It's all a wrong and demented thing and I do not wish anyone to get on it because that only contributes to society degrading.
Homosexuals are not a problem even if becoming homosexual implies a lot of problems for the person.
The problem is how society gets fragmented more and more and how people manipulate homosexuality into something evil.

2Source: https://archive.is/Y0Dxg

What was this thread about again?

>>19264220
Sweetheart, I remember you posting you went out waiting. I don't care to take the time to look up old threads like you do....but you went out to meet me! It's the shit. No one likes you. We took a vote.

>>19264258
Trolling, a triggered Nazi talking about trans, some little mention of vampires and a lot of fans throwing shit at each other

>>19264264
You're so dumb it's actually scary. I have never once believed you're a vampire or that you're in the same city. Either way, stop talking me you boring cuck.

>>19264254
Well yes but that's post-op and how many transwomen get that surgery anyway? That's the dick-off surgery I think. I'm not a transexpert and I have not been in that situation but in my opinion they should be able to do it if they want to.

We can agree to disagree.

>>19264254
The article you posted says nothing about pre-op suicide rate being higher than post-op suicide rate.

It just says that post-op trans people are at higher risk for suicide and psychiatric inpatient care when compared to the normal population.

Kill yourself illiterate degenerate

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>>19264295
These threads are so violent.

>>19264273
People should not do what they think is going to make them happy, laws and social pressure is there exactly to prevent society from going to shit.
A good society is an united society, the homogeneous, the better, that's why economy, race and gender is a problem, it drives people away from each other.
Society opened a valve and let social pressure go down during the years, so much that we are getting into dangerous levels, society will not be able to maintain itself for the next 20 years if things continue like this.

>>19264295
This is either bait or you are retarded.

>>19264306
I believe that trans- and homosexual people should be free to live out their lives as they please as long as they don't actively harm other people.

I should be able to talk about vampires every day even if people consider it degenerate.

Where do you draw the line with this? People should have their freedom. I personally dislike the degenerate society of casual sex and sluts for my OWN life but if people around wanna do it... so be it.

Like I said, we agree to disagree.

>>19264315
It's ok, very few people agree with such an extremist point of view anyways, I wish you luck, you seem like a good person.

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>>19264324
Thank you, same to you! I'll need all the luck that can be summoned to find a real vampire in this chaotic as fuck world.

>>19264334
its good to have a dream and dont let anyone tell you otherwise

>>19264306
You my friend are the retarded one

you cannot look past my insults and return a coherent argument

off yourself you schizophrenic roleplayer

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>>19264315
>I believe that trans- and homosexual people should be free to live out their lives as they please as long as they don't actively harm other people.
Agree
What I dislike is current wave of tumblr faggots who are trans/gay/bisexual/pansexual/demisexual/genderfluid/idontevenknowwhatsexual just because its "cool" and they love to hate on straight people.
Degenerates

>>19264360
Are you trans yourself? You react pretty emotional over the topic.

>>19264370
There seems to be a trend to transition now. I'm watching the current speedrunning event for charity and 90% of the women there are... trans. High percent of them are lesbians too.

It's like straight guys who feel they failed as men and couldn't get a girlfriend become the dream girl themselves and start dating eachother?

But either way, go for it if that's what you want in live.

Hot damn this thread became a mess. Haven't found any thing substantial, but I have nabbed a few real-life stories. I ain't going to phone post them so you'll see them in a few hours.

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>>19264394
>But either way, go for it if that's what you want in live.

I dont want to be trans.

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>>19264410
Don't post them in this thread please. Wait for a new one. This one is beyond salvation.

>>19264410
Looking forwards to it.
RP fags made their own thread and its literally 3 guys RPing with each other and somehow they think it was NTG here who made the thread shit.
I dont even know man

>>19264371
No I am not trans but I am definitely biased because I've had alot of trans friends.

>>19264334
Ah I may be of help then, vampires are creatures of the dark so you should look in places where the sun doesn't shine a lot like England, Norway, Rumanía and well, Transilvania.
Specially Rumanía tho.

>>19264360
Your post must be bait or you are retarded.
Re-read my post. It says post op are more likely to suicide, you called me on a claim I did not do, but if you want to get triggered let me help you.
1. https://archive.is/G8AmS
2. https://archive.is/uJoYU
3. https://archive.is/uJoYU
4. https://archive.is/uJoYU
5. https://archive.is/a41eK
Transgenders are sick and we are acknowledging them as normal I stead of helping them in a human way and with some treatment.

>>19264421
They are delusional if they think they can keep up with our passion and autism.

>>19264433
Fair enough.

>>19264434
I can't just go to Romania and hope to find a random vampire in a dark corner though...

>>19264466
If you are actively looking for them, you may find them.
It's ok to go around asking people about rumors of vampires and things, also there's one castle in Romania Wich was the one that inspired the author of Dracula to write the novel.
Just go op, get out of the house and search for vampires, if you don't do it you'll never find them!