How to get visited

>>19249091
why do you want a paranormal roommate

>>19249115
My life is boring

You should start by buying an Ouija board.
In order to convince a spirit or otherworldly being to reside in your home, you must give it a portal to enter, and something to bind its-self to.

>Step 1. Open a dialogue
Ask if anyone is there (you've watched the movies) make some small talk.

>Step 2. Open your asshole
Once you are confident that the apparition likes you, and is willing to claim residence at your home, place your open and willing asshole over the glass viewing piece you use on the Ouija board.

Make sure you place the item you wish the spirit to 'haunt' deep into your anus. The asshole acts as a tunnel for the spirit to travel through, Without getting distracted or attached to another item. Once the spirit is bound to the item (i use large fishing weights as they fit into my tender asshole better) remove it. You will still need the Ouija board to speak to it.

>Step 3. Contact your landlord if applicable.
Your landlord will want to run a background check and potentially charge the new occupant a deposit fee.

Step 4. ???????

They would've already had an interest in you, but since they haven't, i dont know what to tell you. but since you want them to contact you, you're probably pants-on-head retarded

>>19249427

i agree in all, you know ur ghost thing nigga!