X-Day is Coming

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>>19245828
Oh bob can you just shut up and kiss me.

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Will you linger on a doomed planet, to die with the PINK BOYS, or do you have the genetic fortitude to become a true OVERMAN?

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Everything is ready in my side.
Do as you wish.
Goodnight and good luck

>>19245837
Let's ask your mother to find out.

>>19245837
WE WUZ OVERMANS N SHEEEIT

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Prices are going up, time is running out. Will you escape on the Pleasure Saucers or be left behind to an endless nightmare hell?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj127gtcqdk

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I TAKE DRUGS

Someone's mad they aren't getting laid tonight..

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Toasting in an epic bread

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Only hours left. Put a price tag on your future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHx2nLFMAzE

The rapture is going to be flying saucer abduction isn't it?

>>19246035
X Day is going to be a thing of awesome beauty. July 5th, 1998 will be glorious. I, for one, welcome our slackful alien overlords.

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>>19246126
I hope they let us be as lazy as we want to be. Getting real tired of put in effort this, put in effort that. I get it, your spirit decays if you don't work enough. Where is my vacation though?

>>19246156
Vacations are for pinks who can't properly slack off.

Some say I don't practice what I preach, but I'm not the kinda man I'm preaching to.

Why don't you lay what out what you know instead of the short sporadic stuff

>>19245828
im confused and new as to what this is. what is this?

B U M P

>>19246218
it's bad rp from some dude

>>19246215
Short sporadic stuff is what I know.
> salvation guaranteed or triple your money back!
>>19246230
Heresy! And by heresy, tell me more about this RP.
> eagerly awaiting the Pleasure Saucers of the Xists

>>19245828
Are you trying to ramble my jammies, again?

J. R. "Bob" Dobb is not here to sell the Earth. He is here to keep Earth from being sold.

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>>19245828
>The World ends tomorrow...
>...you might still be saved!
Doesn't tell us how to be saved. Thanks for nothing BOB.

I guess I'll just ride it out with my slack like I do everything else.

https://youtu.be/u1T6l70XlqU

ok
what?
i mean if im a useless bum
i get abducted?
and watch the earth get rekt?

>>19245916
>>19245939
>>19245946
Three rare Bobs? Slack preserve us.

>>19245916

Like a saucer as in, like a flat earth top plate?

I'm so confused!

Hail Eris

>>19245828
I forgot to pay my dues this year, can I still get a seat?

Hahaha drugs are fun!
Just take some and see what happens!

>>19246532
Chillin at the tiki

>>19245828
>The World ends tomorrow and YOU MAY DIE!
We couldn't get that lucky.