/x/, i was using my phone casually earlier today and well now

>>19244518
Your phone has a virus
You took that risk the minute you decided you were too good to pay to watch your cartoons

>>19244518

I have bad news. You've been visited by the Spectre of Colonic Invasion. He's going to visit you every evening for a fortnight. Prepare Uranus.

He will return with Beelzebub on Sept 23. Prepare to be spitroasted.

>>19244518
Factory reset your phone.

Your IP is being used as a host, and molimoli seems like a spamware domain. They might sell creepy pictures.

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I AM HOME

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>>19244587
oh shit nigger

>>19244518
Looks kinda like Robin Williams

>>19244587
Oh fuck!! OP don't die on us!!

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>>19244560
I'm spooped as fuck desu
If that's you OP then you're an one ugly ass cunt

>>19244587
o shit he home

Can we keep this bumped, I'm genuinely curious and spooped!

I'M FUCKING SCARED TO EVEN CLICK THAT PIC WHAT THE FUCK

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>reverse image search
No results found

I was looking at Aqua Teen Hunger Force pictures about an hour and a half ago. We think alike huh Op

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Fuck this i'm leaving

>>19244728
Is something actually going to happen in here that's interesting for once!!

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>>19244518
>I like to make faces, the thread
I'm curious what you'll come up with, OP. Good luck spoopin the kiddos.

>>19244736
when the thread just starts

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>>19244587
>A
>FUCKING
>CARPMAN

Bump due to interest

Maybe the god of advertisement wanted to show you his "great work"

OP u dead?

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It's not a good day without a shitty RP with OP samefagging with "2spooky4me" responses

>>19244518
This is a sign of demonic possession. Many are reporting it as a virus or malware, but the face is only showing up to disturbed individuals who have a history of mental illness or other derangement. Be careful the next time you masturbate, the fave may show up again floating in the air, I have heard many such reports of this already. Apparently it feeds on perverse sexual thoughts.

>>19245861
Could you be any more of a fucking weiner?

GOD DAMN IT. IF YOU'RE GONNA LARP FUCKING COME PREPARED. DON'T GET ME INTERESTED THEN LET IT DIE CAUSE YOU'RE TO SLEEPY NIGHT NIGHT TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON YOUR COMMITMENT. fucking cock suckers.

>>19244587
This is fucking spooky

>>19244587
sup nigga

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

the heck

>>19244587
what in the everloving fuck.

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>>19244587
>>19244587

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Spooky, but it might be a virus. Be careful

>>19244518
The first time in a long ass while I visit /x/ and this shit happens. It's a fucking weird ass virus but do update if some more shit happens

>>19244700
Do not write i am and desu in the same sentence desu is am already, or ot can be "to be"
I am lucy=. Lucy desu and also the pronunciation is des the u dont make sound on "su"

I am here
I always have been.

>>19246058
I know better, but I've been baited so hard

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lurking...

>>19244587
Is your name Patrick?... Please someone screen shot this post I made and the thread.

First time visiting /x/ and this is what i find im gonna go now bye everyone!

Yeah nah, it's that app where you upload a picture of your face and it animates it for you and shit

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>>19244518
>>19244587
Shit nigga

>>19244518
was it a iPhone? If so: Just a "normal" pic one of the kids in the factory working of Apple had made out of desperaty. A "SOS Sign" to get him/them out there....

lol...couldn't hold that joke sry

>>19246957
why?

>>19247068
His name might be Patrick. (Not a SpongeBob joke)

>>19244764
Kek

thats just some colored contacts and makeup.but you probably should factory reset your phone just to get rid of whatever shit you just put on.

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Please include me in screencap, thread simulator, and top 5 creepy 4chan posts. Thank you very much.

>>19244587
>I AM HOME
Not as threatening as "I AM GOD" desu

Wot

Also is this thread dead?

>>19247261
Me too please, even tho I didn't do anything

>>19247261
No.

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>>19244518
>>19244587

looks like a god damn fetus

>>19244587
Well, congratulations. You got a bunch of (you)s.
Now what's the next step in your master plan?

>>19244518
>>19244587
lolllllllllllllllllllllllll, wth is this shit?

These threads are a mess.

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>>19244518
>>19244587


is OP dead?

>>19247288
crashing this thread

>>19247293
fug off

holy shit this place sucks so bad

youtube does a better job at spooking me than you fuckers here

>>19244518
>>19244587
He looks so familiar, like, I don't know man.

>>19246998
link?

>>19244587
hey thats a GMOD face. at least its not a real dude.

OPs video looks like it was screen recorded from another phone, and used as some sort of payload, for something, i dunno.
Streamsite meme maybe? Thats probably your best case scenario

>>19244587
lol looks like fred durst

>>19244518
>>19244587
imagine putting on make up and doing these faces just to post on /x/. lmao.

>>19244518
>i'm afraid of turning my phone back on but heres the screencap of what happened

hot

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There is nothing entertaining about this so this is now a DD thread
Post your best sir skellington memes
Sage in all fields

>>19247457
No.

So is anything going to happen or nah?

God dammit you guys suck.

OP just boot into safe mode if you are on an Android and download the Malwarebytes app.

Problem solved.

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>>19247462
Yes

>>19247564

kys

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>>19244587
HE'S HERE

>>19244518
Is this thread a successor to the one with the "I AM GOD" from a few years back?

>>19247997
its not nearly as good

>>19248004
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, too

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that face is unsettling as all hell

>>19248004
it'd be good if OP would fucking COMMIT

>>19247564
Nice Darkest Dungeon memes my nigga

op just needs to chill at the tiki

>>19248213
did this become a meme just today?

>>19248253
>>19243297

>>19248266
I know about this. I'm on that thread. I'm just curious if I have been a witness the birthing of a new meme

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>>19244587

Oh hell naa 4spoopy8me

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>>19244587
what the fuck

>>19244587

This looks like one of those retarded face overs/face swaps filters snapchat uses.

>>19244587
OP's nosebleed looks like a raw chicken

I took a needy four Vicodin OP

OP I took a shot of this thread cool

>>19244587
Nigga looks like a half life npc

>>19244587

lloydkaufman.texture

>>19244518
>>19244587
Now that's a fucking virus. You said you plugged your phone in your PC? R.i.p.
Also that is CG not a real human

>>19244518
Oh my, OP emphasised that he took only ONE picture of the face and there is the second one in the thread immediately, and someone asked for a thread to be screencapped for no reason whatsoever. What a coincidence.

Go fuck yourself, roleplaying attention-seeking mess of a whore.

Hi /x/ simulator #95468957409

>>19249523
Just chillin

>>19246080
I was thinking the same thing

>>19249523
thats actually a very funny image

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>>19244551
>He will return with Beelzebub on Sept 23. Prepare to be spitroasted.
I don't know why, but that got me laughing hard. OP you're fucked

V.I.R.U.S.

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Chilling at the tiki man

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>>19244518
stop role playing u faggot.
ur ugly as fuck btw
>>19244587

>>19246957
why don't YOU do it u lazy fuck?

>>19244518
IF THIS IS TRUE GO INTO YOUR BROWSER HISTORY AND POST THE LINK

>my palms are sweating
Are your knees weak? Arms are heavy?
Vomit on your sweater already?
Mom's Spaghetti?

>>19249952
kek

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Nice shitpost, OP

>>19249944
SECONDED

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>>19249944
Thirdeded
I want to believe

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>>19244587

the fuck

>>19249944
fourdeded

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>>19244587
I AM CHILLING AT THE TIKI

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>>19247457
contributing

>>19249944
fifthedededed

>>19247261
No. I will purposely exclude your comment when I make the thread simulater

>>19247354
Then go back there, you fucking faggot

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>>19246080
Wait what the fuck is that image? I have it saved on my computer but I really dont remember where from...

>>19250637
It's from the best thing to happen to /x/. The I am good thread

Op you alive

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>>19250784

he ded nigga

>>19250327
Tiki chilling day was yesterday

>EXIT MY PRESENCE

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>>19249944
Sixtheded DO IT FAGGOT

I can see the polygons sage

>>19249923
I already did, you cock sucking wanker. If he's Patrick, I can't post it in the future. Faggot.

>>19244518
So we've reached a point where people are afraid of phones. Great. What do you think can happen? You get a text? Satan himself reaches through?

It's a PHONE. If you insist on this gay larping shit at least be scary. A piece of plastic not even connected to an outlet isn't scary. No matter how loud or weird a video gets or whatever. You can simply turn it off and put it down.

Stop watching The Ring and thinking it's a documentary.

>>19249944
Eightheded

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>>19249437
>Go fuck yourself, roleplaying attention-seeking mess of a whore.

Larping is the only thing this board is good for. Telling op to stop rp'ing is like telling me to stop beating my dicks off on a porno site

op baka

>>19250281
God damnit I just bought this game on ebay and started playing it, why you gotta spoil it for me.

>>19244731
Why is aqua teen 4chans favorite show?

chillin' at the tiki cause i am home

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>>19244587
Looks like darksouls/Bloodborne created character.

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>>19244587
It really do be like that sometimes

>>19244587
new phone who dis

>>19244518
>>19246080
the tech savvy demon returns

fake and gay lole

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i'm fucking in this thread like peanut butter in my rectum

>>19244587
Is pretty obviously fake, you can see the straight lines on borders of the face that only happen in cg
However
>>19244518
I cant see any tell tale signs of cg on the OP, pretty spoopy stuff

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>>19245861
No... no you can't do this to me anon YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.

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WHAT IN FUCK

>>19244587
Holy shit guys he's here

>>19253544
That made my soda come out my nose and Idfk why

someone should remake the virus

>>19244587
i be like
i be like AAAAAAAA

nigger turn your phone on and post results

Just chillin at the tiki

>>19244587
Phone ghost bro be like REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO UP

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this thread went from alright to absolute shit as soon as >>19244587 arrived

>>19244551
That's my dad's birthday

>>19244518
Fuck you, OP.

Fuck you.

>Be me.
>Be 12.
>Sleeping over on couch in grandma's apartment.
>Face facing back of couch.
>Get the feeling something is watching me.
>Really overpowering. The specific idea that it had a horrible face,
>Laugh at myself.
>"Bitch, you are too old for this shit."
>Turn around to face the living room.
>EXACT SAME FUCKING FACE BEARING DOWN ON ME.
>Pass the fuck out from fright.

Grandma found me cowering under the blankets the next morning. I had to make her convince me that she was even Grandma before I turned around.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

>>19256863
oh woaw.

did op die?

>>19244518
>did a reverse image search
No fucking results aaaaaaaaaaaaa

This post gave me nightmares

>buy halloween mask
>take blurry picture
>post on /x/
>???
>3 million replies

RIP OP

And it turned out that OP was SKELETON all this time, spooky

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>>19246062

>>19256863
Suuuuuure

>>19247293
That's because people are being faggots crying "faaaaaaake" instead of having a little fun. Who are they trying to impress on a paranormal imageboard?

Honestly, how in the fuck does a phone get a virus? Didn't know that was a thing, what they usually do?

>>19257330
Not sure about viruses, but you can get malware on a smartphone.

>>19257330
Only android phones

>>19257339
What's the worst that can happen when your phone gets this? All your info and photos are stolen? I assume these come from porn sites right

>>19249437
>Go fuck yourself, roleplaying attention-seeking mess of a whore.
Nigga are you new to this board?

>>19244518
>>19244587
Dear Lord please make this the decent successor of tech savvy demons even if it was a samefagging RP i enjoyed it while it lasted

>>19256863
Imagine being this guy

>>19246080
Please God make this another happening thread

>>19257348
Android, Windows Phone and and the late BBOS Phones

>>19257352
yeah, wither stolen info and data or just to mess with you

>>19255484
I bet that happens a lot for you.

>>19256863
Wow you sound pretty fucking gay no lie

>>19249944
nintheded

>>19245621
Do you have manga sauce desu?

>>19245861
The head will suck your dick lol

>>19250637
Atlas made a video bout that on youtube. Go watch it.

>>19257546
shut up faggot

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>this thread

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>>19249944
tenthded

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>>19251790
>Telling op to stop rp'ing is like telling me to stop beating my dicks off on a porno site
How much do you make doing this?

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>>19249944
Eleventheded

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>>19244587

Why does it look like he took a picture of a screen but like he tried to make it look like he took a screen shot.

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>>19244518
g0ogley eYes

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I've been watching South Park on streaming sites during night, now I will be scared, thanks nigga

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Posting here cuz legendary thread Fucking add me to the sim cunt

>>19247319
with no survivors

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>>19249944
twelwethed

>>19244518
>>19244587
cmon guys we gotta find out wtf this is

The risks we take to watch free cartoons

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>>19244587
what tongue thing homie

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>>19249944
thirteenthed

Hmmph...

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>>19249944
fourteentheded

Fuckoff facebookfags

>>19258012
Calm down Doctor, now is not the time to fear

>>19257552
Looks like Medaka Box.

>>19248276
Fruit people, anon. Just shut up while you're ahead

That's some sort of virus man, get it checked out before you turn it on. There's a lot.kf fucked up viruses out there, that can end you man. There's ones that will falsely download CP (not even kidding, google it), viruses that track you i.e. where you are, hack your microphone etc.... Don't use it anon.

>>19249523
Exit my presence if you can't chill.

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nice larp bro

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>>19244587
Relax nigga I put that shit on full screen by accident

Fuck, you got my interest
keep going
Also, hi screencap