*ayys through your window* Wat do, /x/?

>>19242656
Fake and gay

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>>19242656
Looks like Wojak

>>19242656
Say hi

>>19242656
Wait until he gets bored of me and eventually leaves just like any other person

>>19242656
buy fucking curtains

I remember seeing this on the history channel a few years ago, nice try anon.

>>19244025
This.
>>19242656
Watch them until they leave. I'm not sure how freaked out I'd be, but really, this is not a contact method I'd try. Whatever their species, I don't want to talk to creeps through my window. Home should be a private space!

What's Reticulan for "You kids, get off my lawn!"?

>>19242656
Look it in the eyes, lift your shirt and start rubbing your nipples, not breaking eye contact. It'll leave soon enough.

Lmao

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>>19242656