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New to paranormal stuff

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I'm new to this stuff, explain the basics to me
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>>19241437
Dont get into Satanism, dont make
a waifu tulpa and look up.
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Do what you want in life. The devils gonna ass rape me because i sold my soul at a young age. Mistakes can be made but some can't be fixed.
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>>19241703
>the devil
your ass is safe boyo
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>>19241703
It was never yours to sell.

You didn't create the soul that exists within you that you should have the right to sell it, though it is you. The devil you dealt with can't enforce that exchange. Devils themselves are created beings. Their ultimate fate and judgment rests with the Creator as it is with ourselves.

It's mental oppression to keep you hating yourself, to make you feel you're irredeemable from this action that you did. As a child before awareness of right and wrong you're utterly blameless in the eyes of God. The nonsense you did then isn't held to your account.

Unless Jesus Christ was once again in this physical world performing miracles and you denied Him or accused Him of doing these things in the power of Satan rather than the power of God (as some of the Pharisees did), you can't currently perform an unpardonable sin.

You can still repent to God and be forgiven of your sins by coming to faith in Jesus Christ. As long as you're on this side of life, you're not beyond redemption.
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>>19242994
shut your stupid fucking mouth
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>>19241437
Don't make a tulpa.
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>>19242994
>utterly blameless in the eyes of God
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
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>>19244659
Why not?
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>>19241688
fpbp
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>>19241437
there are no basics,there's different rules for every different area of the paranormal. Its why people tend to specialize.
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>>19241437
>How do I get into Paranormal?
First, you make up a spooky story, and then find a slightly retarded but eye catching image to go with it. Next you type up your story but make sure it has plenty of grammar and spelling errors, plus shows huge lapses in logic. Then you post it on /x/ and vigorously defend it by samefagging, or make stupid sounding posts pretending to attack your original post, in order to create controversy. If in doubt, just check the /x/ catalog for numerous examples.
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>>19241437
Elaborate you lazy scum
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>>19241688
can you explain why?
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>>19241437
Which, paranormal, stuff?
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>>19245770
Personality fragmentation sometimes fails to suck in the short-term, but it always sucks eventually.
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>>19242994
>You can only sell things that you have personally created yourself
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>>19241437
>I'm new to this stuff, explain the basics to me
use # for tripcode, ## for secure tripcode; enjoy your LARP
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>>19246100
I mean if you want to play semantics like that, okay. You're right. Good luck obtaining the rights of your immaterial soul from the Creator of the universe whom you can offer absolutely nothing, so that you can turn around and sell it to His enemy that doesn't give two shits about you.

I'm sure that'll go over well.
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>>19241437
Lurk moar, nigger
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>>19247017
Offer absolutely nothing? How about offering your services? That's pretty basic, no?
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>>19241437

basics of /x/ ~!

1. aliens are totally real and they are running the world. some of them are grey dudes with big black eyes and some of them are lizardmen in disguise.

2. the government only exists in order to systematize child sex rings.

3. ghosts, shadow people, shapeshifters, and about sixty-bazillion other weird cryptids are also real. they murder people all the time and are totally super dangerous, but somehow OP always escapes and has time to make a greentext creepypasta to post on /x/.

4. magic is totally real but mostly exists for lonely virgins to create tulpas and succubi to bang in their imaginations or to "astral project" (i.e. fantasize) themselves to explore the real shape of the world.

5. the real shape of the world is flat. the moon is hollow or maybe a hologram. NASA is lying to you, and the proof is that they say they're not lying and that's just what a liar would say.

6. finding out the truth about any of these things will result in you getting mysterious migraines and feeling nauseous. if you attempt to tell other people you will be "gangstalked" which has less to do with being stalked by gangs and more to do with believing the people in the TV are screaming at you and forcing you to imagine gay horse porn.

if you dare to disagree with any of these ideas or request evidence, this proves you are a "shill" earning a government paycheck. don't try to think about how this implies 5% of the country is paying taxes and the other 95% of the American population must work for the government.
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>>19241437
Basically this is about discussing magic, beasts, demons, objects, odd occura nces, etc...
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>>19247532
7. Ignore those who can't get dubs / trips
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>>19247532
(cont)

also don't forget that /x/ is more than just blatantly "paranormal". anything we think is creepy / spooky is okay here according to the Rules As Written.

discuss creepy unexplained missing persons cases, number stations, serial killers, etc. the board still suffers from trolls, roleplayers, and /pol/, but you can have a good time if you're willing to sift through the dogshit looking for diamonds.

now that i think about it, how is all this paranormal stuff supposed to interact, anyway? if aliens and ghosts and magic and bigfoot are all real and the government is spraying us with chemicals that only Jesus can save us from, does bigfoot know magic? do aliens have ghosts? do skinwalkers ever impersonate senators only to get BTFO by another senator being impersonated by a reptilian? can tulpas get sick if they get sprayed by chemtrails? if bigfoot learns the truth about the ice wall surrounding the flat earth, will he get gangstalked?

there's a good webcomic to be made with all this, somehow.
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>>19247403
The Creator doesn't need anything from you. There is nothing you can realistically offer Him that He can't get for Himself. The beings that were created before humanity existed don't need anything from you.
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>>19241437
Not exactly paranormal but this is what got me into this. Law of One/Ra material.
Llresearch.org
Lawofone.info
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>>19247622
>do aliens have ghosts?
This, this is why I come to /x/.
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>>19248000
Got trips, too bad 0 has no value.
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