How do i contact Azathoth?

Oh if only I were a Deep One.

>>19235801
>Azathoth
Is this even a thing now?

>>19235801
Even if this were a thing, why the fuck would you want to?

>>19235908

I want tentacled sexytimes

>>19235811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFzdIaBnckg

why do you think azathoth would want to communicate with you?

>>19235801
>Contact Azathoth
>Azathoth sleeps and once awakens his dream, which is the existence we live in, ceases.
Let him rest you fool.

>>19235801
You don't people have tried and got eaten by it.

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>>19235928
You'd risk the destruction of all reality and yourself just to be tentacle fucked by a narcoleptic squid god?

>>19237413
Is that not normal?

>>19235801
Don't, summon Yog-Sothoth instead.

>>19237413
welcome to /x/, literally one door down from /d/, enjoy your stay.

>>19235985
why are lovecraft fans such weird nerds

and alot of them go on about how his writings affected their lives positively but its all depressing or evil even the dream stuff

>>19237413
source?

>>19237785
Some people are out of touch with reality associated with every hobby/ obsession. You'll find many here.

>>19237785
Autism comes in many form, Anon.

>>19235801
You can't. He's not real.

>>19235801
Through Azeroth.
Go buy a subscription and go away.
Shoo-shoo!

>>19236065
Azathoth is a lobotomized stupid god... that xplain all that spinner shit lately... the end is coming but not fast enough

>>19237789
For the picture?
It's megumin from konosuba.

>>19237785
I mean I enjoy Lovecraft a works, maybe it's just people with certain personality traits are attracted to certain things

>>19237785
Seems like some things rich in it's fantasy setting tend to attract those kinds of people. I guess they really like the setting.

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>>19235801
Learn the flute.

>>19237449
this

>>19237785
>>19235801
>How do i contact Azathoth?
Have you tried the dreamlands ? Some drugs may help too . . . but don't try soy sauce

>>19237785
Ok so first of all : Catharsis : when you look at the life of Lovecraft, you automatically feel better, then : cosmic horror ; reading lovecraft may introduce you to somethings that will expand your mind behind what you could have thought possible, as for Tolkien, Lovecraft have introduced Great concepts that has a great impact on our culture. Also his heroes are easy to identify with, they are presented as casual humans

>>19235801
Have you checked the Necronomicon? There might be something in there.

>>19235801
Azathoth is just a dumbass's supposition of a Creation in which the I AM doesn't actually hold any value in humanity at all and just exists instead.

Father, Yog-Sothoth as Holy Spirit, and Jesus the Son as Nyarlathotep, assuming wrongly that the soul of God Almighty is cruel and evil just because we face challenges in a difficult life during our time on earth.
He was a man ruled by fear.

Go lucid is meditation, call for an angel and ask it to take you before God. Work on rising upon the planes until you can pass the seraphs and see the Creator (who the Father is the purest reflection of) at the center. And find it beautiful in awe and wonder rather than shy away in shame.
We are all a part of God's dream, anons.
We're all threads in His grand tapestry of Creation. It's a matter of choice what your pattern will display.

Azathoth is a fake (made up) character from the cthulhu mythos homie.

does hp cuckcraft even real?? - a 10 year old

>>19235801
>i want to talk to a retard

Just flag down a short bus.

>>19241128
This. It's just a game of 'What if the Trinity of god was evil?'

>>19235985
this shit gets me every fucking time... I guess it's time to take them oaths of Dagon so at least my son can be a deep one

>>19237449
thirded

>>19235801
Memes and dubbs

>>19237413
Is there a purpose to live otherwise? Get it over with.

>>19241135
Thats the point. He doesn't take any of this seriously while other people do. Your shit seems just as silly and made up to him

>>19241057
>but don't try soy sauce

I SECOND THIS.

>>19237449
Or Shubnigawrath, she's willing to be smashed.

>>19243620
>soy sauce
Ignorance is bliss.

>>19235801

Have you tried his cell #? Honestly if he didn't give it to you he probably doesn't want to talk to you.