Changing Height

The way Putin looks at Obama is so priceless

>>19234419
>unconventional ways
You could always chop your legs off or stretch them on a rack like in that story

>>19234419
Worrying about it helps.

>>19234486
Or use stilts. Or high heels.

>>19234419
Cut off other peoples legs and attach them to yours.

chant grow...grow...grow

>>19234453
Putin just doesn't like him lol

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>>19234678

>>19234574
correction: whisper

>>19234703
WHY IS HE SO CUTE REEEEEEEE

The way my family taught me was to jump up and down on New Year's Eve when the clock strikes 12. Jump for as long as you can, and you should grow taller. I ended up being 5 inches taller than the average for my race, and boh my parents are small.

>>19234419
/fit/ pls go.

Imagine a situation that would imply you're taller/shorter in your imagination, give it the tones of reality and imagine it over and over until it becomes a fact in your world.

>>19234419
genetics m8, sorry to tell you. There are some things you can do to MAYBE give you a better chance like eating healthy, getting enough sleep and some vitamins but most "growth forumulas" are snake oil
My dad is 6ft even, my mom is 5'4, Im a 5'10 manlet but have a full head of hair and my dad was balding at my age
Genetics is a lottery, you win some you loose some

>>19235800
Short people are just naturally cute

>>19234419
Black magic, voodoo spells can do it

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>>19236665
>5'10 manlet
come back to me when youre 5'7 you dick

>>19237961

5'8 is the average in my country lol

mediterranean masterrace

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>>19237961
being 5'7 sucks ass bro I feel you, I get no bitches because I'm short

>>19235808
flip?

>>19240253
You get no bitches because you are most likely an asshole.
Most chicks do not give a flying fuck if you're tall or not if you are charismatic.

So you're most likely an ass.
The fact that you're on /x/ corroborates the fact.