What the fuck is on this apple?

3/10 photoshop. See me after class

It's not? Tell me to show something on the pic and I'll post it

>>19234292
fruit bruises dumbass

>>19234292
>Father is almost never around
LOL

I know they are... But in a weird shape... And I just don't feel like they can be like this normally?

Apple curses. Probably put there by Mexicans! The prophecy is true... you are the ONE.

Hahahahahah... Darn those mexicans XD

>>19234332
>in a weird shape
>don't feel like they can be like this normally
how stupid are you, that you can't take 1 look at this apple and make a guess about the structure of the container it was in??

>>19234332
It's a Map to the fabled golden city of El Durado!

Well... I can't??? Care to enlighten me?

>>19234292
Looks like damage from some kind of fruit borer to me

>>19234364
Oh... Well thanks ^-^

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>>19234362
except with circular holes instead of squares; the apple was likely in a bottom corner of the crate, being pressed against the edges by the weight of the apples on top of it

>>19234377
I think it makes more sense for an insect to do this... Since if it was a crate of sort, it would have straight edges and not irregular patterns and dents.

>>19234385
the patterns aren't irregular, and you don't understand variable distribution of force

boy that's a devil fruit

>>19234292
Those apples give you super powers.
You eat it and see what power you gain.

Note: not superpowers like in your comics, if not inteligence, strength etc.

>>19234292
Hold on tight to this magical fruit, as it is a map to bypass trumps wall

>>19234292
Cut it in half. Probably a worm.

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That apple is augmented.

It's a worm clearly

Skinwalker apple. Leave it on your windowsill to get fucked in the ass by a succubus

Looks like you just bruised it how you wanted to. It's neat though. This could be a new type of art you'd just have to photo them when finished

why the fuck was this thread about apple bruises posted in /x/

power runes. that apple will give great powers to the person who eats it.

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>>19234292
What the fuck does living with your mother and not having your father around much have anything to do with your jacked up apple? That's the real mystery ITT.

>>19234292
This is a tattoo written in mandarin. It's supposed to say "bad fruit" but actually says "facial nerd".

>>19234857
This is true. It's important to make that left at Albuquerque.

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>>19236295
later that day his mother took him and sister to get water weighed. But his sister pretending to pull her hair back. She was wearing shorts so she loved being weighed. OP was pissed he saved time skipping a shower but wasted time at doctor

Intruiging symbols...the energy they emit is dark

>you and your mom
/ss/?

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>>19234292
Apples are one of the oldest cultivated foods in all recorded history. People have been cultivating apples for 20,000 years: long before wheat and grains. Unfortunately getting all the traits you want often comes with the loss of other traits. Apples that are big, juicy, crunchy, sweet, and store well sometimes come at the expense of disease resistance.

Modern cultivated apples are RIDICULOUSLY prone to diseases and need massive amounts of pesticides, fungicides, and fertilizers to stay healthy. When you grow them at home without all the chemicals, this is often what you get. You can get more "wild" apples that are healthier but they are usually small and very tart (crab apples).

t. amateur apple breeder
(your pic looks likes sooty blotch, a harmless fungus.)

>>19237048
Solid answer.

>>19237048

Is the apple in your photo edible?

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>>19237048
Nothing wrong with GMO's either. I've been noticing more and more when I grocery shop at Walmart (inb4 fag), I've been noticing more food being made naturally. No nitrites, made with only real sugar, no corn fructose syrup, preservatives, all natural, yada bing zoom, etc.

This may be true but they are at the same rate being pumped with more superior GMOs when a truly natural and organic diet would probably end up killing me quicker than GMOs that know their shit when it comes to humans more than God.

>>19237143

Fuck off.

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>>19234292
this board is complete garbage

>>19234350
Now you must eat a Mexicans ass to reverse the hex face the hex

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>>19237125
Yea it's just cosmetic. If you washed it the mold would come off. Even if you ate the mold it wouldn't hurt you. Apple farmers are obsessed with "perfect" apples because any bruise/blemish is unsellable. That's why there are only 20 types of apples in stores when there are 5,000+ apple breeds. Only the store varieties are "perfect".

This is not true for all plant diseases. In fact a lot of the Spoopy and magic stories from old Europe (and early America) were caused by Ergot Poisoning. Ergot is basically unrefined LSD, that grows on damp grain.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergotism

Pic is Opal Apple, which tastes like Starburst Candy, and will probably be the top selling apple in 5 years.

http://www.opalapples.com/

>>19234292
holy fucking shit anon
get out as soon as you can
JK, it's just a fucking bruise or something you stupid cunt

>>19237299
It could be worse. You can be in a Divination or Vampire thread. You were great in Red Dawn (1984) btw.