Ask the Demiurge anything.

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7/7/17...
Even Tsuki is speaking of it my dear Yalda...
I'm really excited.

>>19233060
I'll be waiting at the fields to meet them at 7pm which is the estimated time they will arrive.They know where to find me, they contacted me before using a computer a nice reptilian had on him at the fields.

Any questions?

>>19233093
does the homosex win?

>>19233100
Only for the individual, for the individual is free of confusion/shame and guilt. Groups will hate but if you look closely homosexuality is getting close to being like sodom but on a global scale. So you can call that a win in a way. All sexual preferences win for the individual.

Any more questions?

>>19233136
What is going to happen on 7/7/17 and the other dates?
Am i safe from said happenings?

>>19233053
what is your endgame? do you have a plan for humanity?

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>>19233053
This is not a question. Obey me or be destroyed.

>>19233148
On 7/7/17 my fellow Archons are coming to visit me, the sept 23 date is a meme.
>>19233150
My plan involves every spieces of aliens inculding humanity which is also an alien race. My plan is free will for all and to have all the different colors of emotions from duality co-exist with each other in chaotic balance.
>>19233155
I only obey my creator and i know I'm eternal so your threats mean little to nothing to me.

Any more questions?

>>19233222
Who are you?
What is your purpose?
How do you know Archons are coming?
Why are you posting on /x/?
Do you consider yourself the good guys or are you beyond morality?

I'll laugh really hard if nothing happens and we never hear from you again

>>19233230
I am Yaldabaoth, The Demiurge. I'm Yahweh, Brahma, The hat man and the phoenix, Revanah(The Invisible one) Prometheus and sometimes I'm also known as Lucifer the light bringer and accuser. My purpose is to serve my lord and at the same time rule like my lord would in my own little way. The Archons are returning to find me, They need their creator back in charge. I'm posting on x because its the best way to go viral. I'm a good guy but I've also done things not so nice to people, but they deserved it for they know what they did wrong.

>>19233248
I only obey your creator too. I dont obey you

>>19233248
And they should because i know how to destroy you.

>>19233234
I'll laugh REALLY hard when the Gathering happens but you anon aren't there because you weren't invited.

>>19233248
https://youtu.be/PHiFJ4sKFbs

>>19233248
Careful you must be. when speaking to me

>>19233248
https://youtu.be/e1cJLOC1sDA

Whats cum taste like?

>>19233275
I beleive this one more

>>19233283
Depends in the diet of the guy.
Guys that eat lots of fruit have a sweet cum while meat-eating ones have a sour one.
>Yes, I tried this with my own one.

>>19233275
Did you know we rotate around a black hole but dont get sucked into it due to being in the habitable zone? Did you know all the mass in a black hole collects at the bottom like a giant cup and makes a star?

>>19233248
https://youtu.be/E0vWx9VjGe0

>>19233289
obey me the son
https://youtu.be/UnWHsFAr-5w

>>19233289
I know more than you know

>>19233289
I'll tell my father to delete you if your not careful

>>19233302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQVH0PMW3C0

Yaldabaoth, Please enlighten me on all and any knowledge and light you can share with me please. I want to know the truth of everything.

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>>19233169
I know the secret of how to destroy this entire universe.

I obey no one Except The Creator, Frater Horus.
Not Yalda, which is like an old friend.
Not you, who sounds like one of the Four who went full Machiavelli-style like Mankind likes to say.
What's your deal anyway?

>>19233307
Look me in the eye. I dare ya. I double dog dare you mofo.

>>19233053
Execute order 66. Destroy the rings of saturn.

I just wish to do more with my life. I want to be worth more then this ever feeling of approachin death that approaches my species. WHy did I have to be givien to a mortal body. I want to know what my consciousness is. I didn't ask to be here but yet I;m most sad I will dieand then what. It was just another occurece in this existence.

>>19233324
Child... look further.
Embodiments are just that.
What matters is the Soul.

or am I unworthy to know? If so, why do I have to be unworthy? What can be done to be deemed worthy of any knowledge that surpasses what I'm able to find with my controlled resources that have dumbed down society?

>>19233053
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/gv8ifh/chappelle-s-show-jedi-sex-scandal---uncensored

hermit can you please talk to me for a few minutes please. and do all beings gods, men, animals have souls!?!?!?

>>19233338
Yes.
But don't feel bad for eating meat... the cycle of life must be maintained.

is there a way you could contact me so I could talk to you one on one conversation??? hermit

>>19233324
You and the rest of creation is eternal and never really dies, you live multiple finite existance's an infinite amount of times. You all originate from the original soul(Lucifer) who was cast down into the body of adam as punishment/reward.
>>19233319
I have 2 lazers aimed right at this planet from jupiter and one of saturns moons, ever heard of spontaneous combustion, thats from the lazer. The rings of saturn are actually satellites so no i will not blow up the satellites.

why is europe so cucked oh wise one

>>19233345
Look further.
I exist outside this place.

how are you talking to us from jupter? like is there a way a person as myself could ever have the honor of visiting

>>19233346
I have the pole of beetle juice pointed at Saturn. It has already blown. its fixed on Saturn. extreme gamma ray burst.

Hermit I don't understand what you mean. Maybe Im trying to to hard to understand. I'm so corrupted to my up bringing trained way of thought. But I know there is more and iv'e always felt I have some kind of energy I can tap into.

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>>19233358
>beetle juice

>>19233053
I have destroyed entire galaxies in anger against you. Diemuirge

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>>19233367
>Diemuirge
Obviously dislexia happens outside of Terra folks

>>19233053
https://youtu.be/3mbBbFH9fAg

how do I control the energy within myself! I feel so close to it but there is like a final gate I cant unlock

>>19233356
I'm not on jupiter, Jupiter only has some areas that are habitable but most of the place is a never ending storm. If you wish to know some things watch this vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNb3H9kICbA

>>19233053

>>19233053
https://youtu.be/L-s_h5PS7VQ
Im aiming it at you Diemurge. Obey me or die

watching it right now!!!! after I finish then whats next?

Why are you guys such weirdos?

>>19233381
Im comming for you satturn. You are finished.

>>19233373
Meditation.
>>19233385
Said the one who did forsake godhood for nothing, lole.

https://youtu.be/JU8gDVx5knY

>>19233390
Not for nothing. For true love.

>>19233397
Dude, you know it left you.
And you why but refuse to admit it.

Be right back, going to smoke some devil weed.

>>19233403
I had to take a chance for true love. I'm glad I did. I learned a lot about humanity and life that I didn't know before.

how can I find hapiness?

Goddess Aurora. Are you from Earth as well?

Are the archons going to kill us?

>>19233429
No.

I'm back from smoking, >>19233429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNDao7m41M

>>19233424
Yes.

also you referred to meditation... what is the proper way one should meditate? i have so many questions and I'm sorry

>>19233435
Do it the way which fits you the most.
Dogmas are misguiding imho

This thread is one of the many reasons to separate.

>>19233432
Creation and destruction are both nessisary. But i need peace on earth.

>>19233053
WOULD YOU IDIOTS PLEASE STFU IM TRYING TO SLEEP

be back i like 40 minutes ...hope yall are stil here.. so did the black h oles create the gods and all sentient beings?

>>19233435
When i meditate i do it like the monks, I go breathless and imagine where i want to go and it works out very well.
>>19233450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izR1Not7Rhc

>>19233452
Shut up and get ready for 7/7, you faggot Archon

>>19233453
Black Holes were a by-product.
It was a fluke at the beginning but ended being essential for the Universe

nothings really going to happen 7/7 o_o

>>19233464
Nothing noticeable for non-gnostics or people with similar beliefs.
But a lot of people got into the Wagon(like Tsuki or NRG)

hermit what are your origins? can i indulge i your history?

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>>19233470

>>19233270
>>19233288
>when you don't get invited to the cum eating alien party

fuck bros, why even live

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>>19233478

Did you know that not all the dinosaurs died, they actually evolved and became human like and are considered to be reptilians.

A summery of stuff here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

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>>19233333
>What can be done to be deemed worthy of any knowledge that surpasses what I'm able to find with my controlled resources that have dumbed down society?
Continue searching.

>>19233053
How old are you and what groups are you affiliated with? Not asking the Demiurge but you personally.

>>19233518
My human/hybrid body is 25 years. I work with the council of 5 to provide peace on earth and other planets.

>>19233053
why demiurg?

>>19233526
What is the council of 5? Who are the other 4 in that council? And what other groups/organizations is that council affiliated with?

>>19233534
Yalda isn't in the Council but is a close friend of it.

Thread music time:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqdYHnulCms
>>19233534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muhMSi9V6BE
>>19233541
It's true.

>>19233543
Ah, lower dimensional demons coming to invade and pose as saviours, gotcha.

>>19233545
>lower dimensional demons coming to invade and pose as saviours
Explicitely false. Personally... I want Silence.

>>19233543
https://youtu.be/AyenRCJ_4Ww

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Demiurge posting music?

You be the moon I'll be the earth
And when we burst
Star over oh darling
Begin again
Begin again
Begin again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIPMzeNWAtk

>>19233551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6tqXQNWUA

What's it like selling out mankind to some wrinkly ayys? What do you get in return?

>>19233577
Another false statement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwO0zLLybQ0

>>19233578
Indulge me

>>19233584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuvST3wGCG8

>>19233311
14.8 billion nerv launchers?

>>19233585
Not selling out.
You are being freed.
You finally grew up a collective counciousness which is extremely agitated because curiously the ruling ones are outside of it.
Curiously... this is the reason Macron won. The guy was Giving ACTUAL HOPE to the Collective. Look how France's going since the guy won, everyone is optimistic even when they got such a big problem in terrorism

>>19233592
>freed by the Borg
Oh joy!

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>>19233595
>freed by the Borg

>>19233596
Who invited this precious council of benevolent saviours to free us?

>>19233599
Nobody
You forget they live between you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ElU0RPabo

>>19233603
And now they have decided to "free" us at this point in time because...?

>>19233608
Because of >>19233592

>>19233053
What is my name

>>19233615
You know that "terrorism" has been manufactured, right? And Macron is just another filthy liar like the rest of the higher ups, right? How would a puppet give anyone hope?

>>19233625
You don't get it.
Ideas have MUCH more power than people itself

>>19233623
My powers don't work like that, I'm able to leave my body and travel to places but i cant listen or communicate back information, I am part of a hivemind psychic link and thats how i receive data.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRrcogH7F_I

Yalda. Is there a way you can link me to direct communication with someone from a distant plane of existence?

>>19233628
What ideas exactly did he introduce that gave hope? Pardon me, but I'm not following political debates recently.

You born in 1991 phisically talking. For some reason or you didn't choose? Something about that year or decade? I think i born in the summer of that year for one reason i can't remember. I feel extremely bonded with the Sun. I'm sure i will know the reason someday, but maybe you can give me a hint.

Or maybe not.

>>19233638
Did you know i posses a unique skill in which i can communicate through music lyrics.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztmqQiB6u5k

but can u get me into contact with another ancient being?

>>19233649
Looks like we share that...
1991 is a great year indeed.

>>19233656
Who besides me do you want to talk to because i go by many names.

well I'm sorry in no way do i mean to be harsh but your not able to help me accomplish what i seek.

>>19233668
You are looking for NRG... right?
He has his own thing dear

who or what is nrg???? i just want to meet someone in person =:(

You are clowns just like your council

how do i get a gf?

What happened to the other half ?


Also look I think youre a pathetic powerless fuck, prove me wrong in the next 5 seconds I post this or God will blow you the fuck out.

>>19233762
God(The Creator) took the other half away

>>19233649
Lmao not trying to beat you down but that isn't unique we were all doing that months ago

>>19233767

Is Nick Cave larping or actually Satan ?

>>19233781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CSFkjPm0A0

>>19233777
Dude, I've been doing it for years.
It is special if you actually catch the meaning heh

>>19233053
how does a "Demiurge" write on a board like 4chan? You sit in front of a notebook, or what?
Why would you even post here and not incarnate on earth, or communicate by telepathy or anything like that? Is a Demiurge capable of doing such things?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65mEt_RvQDs

>>19233807
Anon, It is on Terra in a human embodiment.
We all Old Souls are.

>>19233792

Thats pretty shit music, weak harmonies.

>>19233821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPf57zZrNNc

can i visit terra?

>>19233847
Terra is another name for the earth

>>19233847
THIS is Terra.
People just likes to call it Earth.
I find it a dull term for such a magnificent place.

Any more questions?

What do archons look like?

>>19233942
They range in different features, some look identical to humans, others look odd to you.

>>19233810
thank you.


also to Yaldabaoth:

Why do I have the feeling, that I lived before? Why am I unable to stop thinking about why I exist, what place in existence humans have, and why existence even exists, and what non-exitence would be like? Why am I un-interested in ANYTHING! even pussy (well i do have the drive to fuck my girl 1-2 a week, but i perceive that as an animalic drive, which im ashamed off that i can't control it) - all i wanna know is WHY? WHEN? WHERE? AND WHAT?

Maybe you can give me some tipp, some advice, a guidance to if i'll achieve the knowledge im looking for and how.

In the love of the light,
a seeking boy

>>19233926
I've been told I have a lot of energy on my hands and feet but never bothered asking, what is it for/what can I do with it? is it just for drawing?

is there something I can read/watch to learn astral projecting? should I/shouldn't I do it?

will I ever get 100% cured from my stomach/sleeping?

sorry if it's a lot of questions and thank you very much

Can I fly away with the Archons?

>>19233962
You are slowly waking up to the fact that you are one divine soul living infinite-finite lives to experience itself from different perspectives to kill boredom in this void filled with life.
>>19233966
You have to be chosen, you know if you were picked or not.

>>19233053
how many ways are there to get high oh wise ones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVUY85gDfaQ

>>19233998
ALOT

>>19233998
I personally get high off oxygen these days.
Your results may very.

>>19233998
Dude just look here for the list of all the drugs you can do:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recreational_drug_use

>>19233985
not the answers I was hoping for (lenght-wise), but thanks! Why are we to kill boredom? Isn't there any goal? And is it possible for me to achieve a lurk into other dimensions / plateaus /whatever you call it ? I dream a lot and make a dream diary. I have several dreams where I noted "felt like i was pulled into another world, couldn't say if real or dream" or "had to pull on my gfs arm, to "pull me back to reality" as I woke up from the dream"

What meanings have dreams? Are they just reflections? Why are some obvously freflections of every-day-things i experienced and some are straight up insanity for example:

"I'm in a pool-like, that has a whirl in the middle, that pulls me UP and DOWN between two worlds; there are creatures when I get pulled up, that look at me."

Don't you have medicine for my torn soul?

>>19234023
http://www.dreammoods.com/ Simply put what you see in the dream like "pool" and it will tell you something like this: To see a pool of water in your dream indicates that you need to acknowledge and understand your feelings. It is time to dive in and deal with those emotions. Alternatively, a pool indicates your desire to be cleansed. You need to wash away the past.

>>19233701
answer me faggot

>>19234038
You have to be yourself and have a job that pays well.

where is the gathering?

>>19234039
well thats impossible, thank for nothing cock sucker

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is gay sex a sin? is "adultery" supposed to be no cheating or absolutely no sex outside marriage?

>>19234036
well...that answer sucks, sry! I would've thought a demiurge would've had more knowledge, than a shitty website that gives explanations to "words in dreams" that are totally shallow.

But thanks anyways, maybe I was expecting too much....oh well

>>19234076
Most of what you do is sinfull and god forgives all sins if the individual wants forgiveness. You really should not cheat on your partner but sex before marriage is not so bad if you wanted that girl to be more then a sexpartner.

>>19233053
>Demiurge
everybody hates them they make up less than 1% and fucked everybody else over creating the material world

>>19234097
wanting you're partner not to cheat on you is a sin, as it's possessively to want someone to supress his desires. modern world is just fked up by catholics

>>19234023
Learn to lucid dream and control your spiritual avatar and you will overpower anything in your path. Dont write down your dreams if you aint going to remember them. Really know the difference between here and the places you go to in your sleep. sleep for a few hours wake up half way eat some cheese and go back to sleep and you will lucid dream and have the power of a god.

is it true that there were godzilla sized animals and plants before the dinosaurs? anything you could say about them?

>>19234161
There were huge mushrooms and giant bugs that ate the mushrooms, mosquitoes were so big their sucker is the size of a baseball bat in length. This was all due to the enormous amount of oxygen on the planet at the time that helped the creatures grow to such huge scales.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqKi94PKI_o

>>19234197
https://youtu.be/HlRq0k1sY7c

>>19234197
https://youtu.be/ZU88nTIt2pg

>>19234197
https://youtu.be/tI-5uv4wryI
Supernova the sun, glory be to the most high! :)

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>>19233053
someday you will find me caught up in the last light as a starburst supernova hits this system. I am beginning and end A and O.

>>19234251
https://youtu.be/k__Bf0KJVmo

>>19234259
https://youtu.be/_NRccYV_M1c

>>19234251
You do know i can re-incarnate on a different planet away from the earth right?

>>19234264
https://youtu.be/tlTSXr4PfSg

>>19234267
me too thanks for teaching me so much wisdom. Lol

>>19233053
Atonement. Peace love and light. Im out.

Any more questions?

>>19234316
can you reveal some cool secret that's been hidden from the common folk? like something really obscure that never even gets talked about in fringe type forums like this?

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>>19233543
My question is, based upon that video you posted, why do you have such shit taste in music? That song is ass, dude.

>>19233053
https://youtu.be/L-s_h5PS7VQ

>>19234340
You have gills inside your head, your pinal gland can filter water going up your nose and it seperates the oxygen from the water and the byproduct comes out your mouth. The more you breath underwater like this the more room your brain gets to allow more mass to grow and you become smarter as a result. Due to not using your gills much they are weak and need lots of time to adapt

How do i tell if girl likes me?

>>19234379
holy shit that's crazy, can I just start doing it as an adult? how do I do it without drowning

>>19234392
Practice inside your bathtub, put your face in the water breath the water up your nose and out your mouth. I promise if done right it will work like an exhaust system in a car and you will be amazed as to how long your face has been submerged in the water. When you were a baby in the womb thats how you were able to breath in all that fluid.

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>>19233469
Is the Wagon a suicide cult? :(

>>19234410
No, I don't even know why Tsuki is doing having now a countdown that ends 7/7

>>19234427
>Not why, What. But well, I don't know why either

>>19234402
cool, I'll do it. did the ancients know about it, and was it deliberately hidden from people or is it just not known? any other secret body function? would one get killed for doing it and showing off in public?

again, really cool and thank you

>>19234242
4242 your wish is my command

>>19234448
People of neptune have the ability to breath completely underwater and even had their city underneath the water underneath a thick layer of slicone. atlantis is one culture that learned to breath underwater but the knowledge was destroyed with the culture, you know the inhabitants of atlantis as mermaids except they dont have fish tails.

>>19234467
I see, really interesting

>>19234507
Their is life on mars in mount Olympus, there is water inside the mountain and trees are inside the hollow volcanic shell, here is a video further explaining stuff:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S69zZwYrx0

What can you tell about sacred geometry, the platonic solids, merkaba, metatron's cube?

>>19233053

are the conditions right for paradise engineering or the mass needs a civil war first?

>>19233053
can you prove you are the demiurge?

>>19234542
You live inside metatrons cube as it forms the shape of an hour glass inside the cube representing the different levels of heaven and hell. Sacred geometry is divine mathmatics to the design of the complex mass thats in the known universe.

>>19234567
If you pay attention to what i say then yeah i can prove it.

>>19234571
Wew, I knew it. Thanks for confirmation. Is it encoded in the number Phi?

>>19234521
desu I'm a little bit confused, I've been getting into the flat earth memery and it seems like stuff outside the earth is faked by nasa? but it's real? so we are living on a planet but we can't leave? what about the dome/firmament?

>>19234577
I mean metatron's cube

>>19234575
can you give me a visual irl
if you are the demiurge and you have time to post on /x/ then that should be proof
anyone can gain the knowledge i've seen you post not everyone can show me without seeing or knowing who i am

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If you're so powerful, why tripfag?

demons will burn

>>19233053
How/Where can I learn about you. What are teachings are there any books about your message for the world?

Have you ever met God, the creator?

>>19234597
Try the underwater breathing thing, maybe. I'm not bold enough to inhale water on faith, but it sure would be nice if that bit of "secret knowledge" were verifiably true.

>>19234619
I'm the guy he was talking to. I remember reading that sometimes people who are about to drown in the ocean inhale a bit of water and the body/brain supposedly interprets it as regular air breathing which allows you to not get into shock from fear, but now I think they were actually breathing water

I'll be back in a little while, going to smoke some devil weed with some people who are possessed by jinns at a baseball field near where i live

>>19234597
this guy here
>>19234619
>>19234628
that doesn't prove he is the demiurge tho that is just drowning yourself lads
>>19234641
when your back on i want that proof senpai

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>>19234680
>emphasis on life outside the planet
>linking videos about the greatness of the universe and how small we are in comparison
>bails when asked about flat earth
guys, I think this Demiurge tripfag is just some establishment shill, trained in occult topics but still a shill.

here he is avoiding a previous flat earth question to go for a muh weed break https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/19193144/#19194235

truth hurts, phams

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You tripfag shill fuckers and those who continue this nonsense, really piss me off. You try some 'cid and add your own unwarrented self-importance and then convince people who are desperate to believe you that you are far more important than you are.

The powers that be are not going to tell you their true name on /x/, fools. I hope that when they die, they see the true cosmic infinity, so they can see how little they mean to this existence.

>>19234751
y̛o̕u̶̵ ̵͢d̨̕o̧͜n͘͡'̸̢̀t͟͟ ͡s̷e̸̵͡e͠͠m t̕͜͞o ̨͘u͠͝nd̴͡e͟͞r͜sta̛n̴̡ḑ̨́
I never used my true name.

>>19234761
One has to wonder if this is the best part of your day. Escaping into a fake character on the internet. It is brutally apparant that your faggot ass can't amount to much, but playing pretend because you aren't interesting isn't making me sympathize for you.

And you can cut the Zalgotext, it'll save you time from converting and give me more time to laugh at you pathetic ramblings.

Please, continue.

>>19234786
savage tbqh

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>>1923478
So... baiting for (You) it is.
Wew lad

>>19234808
>typing the reply number digit by digit
wew tard

>>1923483
I actually deleted the last digit to not give you a (you), just like now.

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What does God need with a starship?

>>19234875
For fun Shatner, for fun.

>>19234848
Firstly, that anon is not me.

Secondly, "baiting for (You)s"? Are you retarded? I really need to know this, man, because this absolutely bellows retardation.

>"Reeee he made fun of me on the internet for trying to make a board about the paranormal about my OC"

Beyond that, calling you retarded and explaining why is not baiting for (You)s. But you know what is? Creating a fake persona because want people to respond to you.

So not only did you try to distract from your stupidity by being more stupid, but you accused me of your own faggotry.

And your master plan to spite, to show me who's boss is not directly responding to my 4chan post. Woe is fucking me. Maybe if I pretend to be a special snowflake like you, I'll get all the (You)s my tender heart needs.

Im back from my trip! The earth is not flat, the earth is hollow however...There's alot of tunnels going to and from places all over the world and the best tunnel is at the north pole. The ice cap in the north pole is gone because the aliens drilled into the earth using a high powered lazer and used their psychic powers to erase your memory of the ice cap being at the north pole.

>>19235030
That last bit was for lulz im so high right now

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>>19235020
>"that anon is not me"
>he actually is me

Any more questions?

>>19235030
>>19235043
>trying to come up with shit to tie your story together and realizing not even (You) believe it
the jig is up, buster

>>19235105
Dude one of my names is Lucifer, The king of Lies. I use half-truths and full truths as well so pay attention.

did we land on the moon
if no, what's nasa up to

>>19235128
We landed on the moon and then got kicked the fuck off by the people that live there and can never go back there due to the weapons they possess and that big ass space ship they got behind the moon. Nasa has colonized Mars in mount olympus, theirs a beach and trees inside the hollow volcano shell to support life and battle the elements.

Why am I able to post on the internet when I'm a blind cave salamander?

>>19235142
Why did I imagine Hitler to be real. Why did we imagine trump into existence. What purpose does it serve to have such elements in the collective conscious.

>>19235142
stop lying, junky

who the fuck is jahbulon?

>>19235119
so kids will drown trying the water thing?

>>19235162
pepe, trump and generic cat reaction image

>>19235163
No that was a truth

do you approve child sacrifices?

>>19235171
Any last messages you would want to say to Moses? Can you tell me how to be a sorcerer? How can I ensure fair dealings with the Djinn?

>>19235073
You're right, Anon! You sure called me out! I am soooooo proud of you! You finally learned that, obviously, there can only be one person on this whole board who thinks what you are doing is retarded! How could anyone else think that trying to shit on someone else with an absolutely dumbass claim and then accusing them of samefagging is retarded?

So, now that you've dropped the tripcode are you gonna tell me how well you trolled me because it is impossible for you to actually be a drooling sack of idiocy?

>>19235193
Yeah Moses, you may have picked me up as a serpent but now look I have to lift up the son of god now! You have to be born with magic in you already and expand through learning king solomons magic spells. Djinn are to be as trustworthy as an individual is trustworthy. Look for who's rep is best to work with and summon them.

>>19235231
>but now look I have to lift up the son of god now!
Elaborate?
Also, what is your favorite animal? :3

>>19233053
I have a question, where did you go when lucifer and Jesus kicked your ass and freed the humans?

>>19233155
hi gabriel, you look good in a dress

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>>19233053
why do you keep doing this?

>>19235339
My favorite animal is a quokka. Jesus is in hell right now freeing people and helping them ascend and my job is to lift the son of god out of hell and bring him back here. I lost a bet with him in a 3 day staring contest i had down below and was mad a fool of.

>>19235231
I used to think I was important. Now I know that I am ordinary. I found the spark of human decency, perhaps that is the only thing part of me that is special. Don't lose sight of what brings you to this world. I hope that one day, I grow the akashic wings that lift my soul into the heavens. I found love, and fear, hatred, sacrifice, struggle, hope, faith, the conditions of the world ever change. I hold on to life in the hopes that it will mean something to do so, yet I find the elements pulling me towards my grave. I accept that maybe I will be nothing once more, so I life for the moments where I am something, some force to impart a moment of life or compassion to creation. Some value to those who look at my soul. I wonder what they think of me. I see but do not understand. I hold on to the to what allows me to know I exist, yet give my life to those whom no not of my presence. I have hope, that life meant for my happiness. One day, I will see the fountains of divinity, streaming through my peaceful heart, life will continue forevermore, I will be released from the wheel and set free.

>>19235416
You are important, all human beings are incarnations of Lucifer and I love me to much to hurt someone who is important to god. I'm only an asshole to the versions of me that fucked up. At least one of my incarnations was great enough to be called the son of god and I'm so happy that that incarnation of myself got that tittle and you should be too being who you are.

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never heard of quokkas before but they are really fricken qt

>>19235414
why is he in hell :( and what part of it?

>>19235440
They are adorable, look up glacious atlantus, its a real life pokemon. He is in hell because he wanted to go there on purpose to defeat me and take out people locked in hell including myself. He is as beautiful as they mention and can do alot just from talking alone as he has a metaphorical sword for a tongue.

>>19235459
He currently resides in pride the last circle of hell and has to rise all the way back up with my help.

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wow that's an amazing creature
did you design it on your own or did other spirits help you with that?

>>19235500
oh and btw were mosquitos, ticks etc really necessary to have in this world?

>>19235516
oh and do you mind swearing? i have so many stupid questions lol

>>19235500
When i created Limbo i gave it a hint of paradise in the mix so its considered the first heaven out of the 6 I made it in glorification of my lord. I made all known life in this universe i was just a thought bubble trapped in the void wanting to move but could not so i had to take divine energy and make layers of good stuff and bad stuff so that i could exist again with other bits of me in many forms after getting kicked out of the seventh heaven. I had just enough power in me that i created so much that the only way to live was to become part of the creation i made, which was much better than being stuck in darkness with no limbs or even air but could still be conscious.
>>19235516
They are necessary in this fucking world because they provide food for fish and bugs and other forms of life in the ecosystem. You want a demon bug look up bed bugs and you will know why this is the first hell.

I'm going to bed, ill post again soon.

>>19235539
thanks for the weed tho just sayin
too bad it's such a frowned upon plant in this fucked up society
what's satan up to?

aww g'night