Ive been abduced by some kind of dwarf aliens and i have marks

>>19229674
I remember you made this thread a while ago. You got abducted again?

>>19229674
Uh... ok?

This your first thread?
You give us no information, no pics, no tits.
Wtf sis

>>19229674

That was me, you're welcome for the tiny lil dwarf bastard

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>>19229674
Nedle marks

IM A GIRL BY THE WAY!!!

>>19229686
heroin addict

>>19229686
looks like keratosis, go bathe you gross pillock

I've heard it's all about reproduction, you should probably post a pic of your tits so we can inspect them thoroughly. Don't worry you've come to the right place

>>19229686
Try taking nootropics like noopept and phenylpiracetam. They may alter the effects of whatever they use to subdue you and give you a chance. Also, practice zen meditations for the same reason.

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>>19229674
They burn my fingers everytime im abduced and it hurts soo bad

i want to fuck your pussy so bad

timestamp everything

fucking namefags

>>19229798
>>19229674
This 2 are me, im in phone now. Sry

>>19229819
Maybe you could relate one of your experiences to us?

It's hard to know how to help when we don't know exactly what we're dealing with.

>>19229679
This isn't /b/, this is a blue board. We don't ask for or post tits here.

>>19229845
>This isn't /b/, this is a blue board. We don't ask for or post tits here.

>not asking for titties
>on 4chan

HOW NEW ARE YOU?!?! KEK

>>19229835
Yes. I usually feel sleeping paralysis so i wanna get up but i cant open the eyes. Then i hear like a drill noise next to my head, i sleep again and few times i wake up in a dark room with very soft lights and small being around me. Another is bigger and tries me to sleep again.
They talk mentally.

>>19229861
Not new, but clearly you are. Not all of 4chan is all shitposting. Nice try, newfriend.

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>>19229674
Y-you too.
>>19229865
Well, I can't explain the fingers or the marks, but that does sound common for hypnagogia. Have you been to a doctor about this?

>>19229726
This

>>19229865
I feel you. Can you move your eyes at all? I find that if I look from left to right and back again quickly then the paralysis starts to wear off.

Also where/how are you sleeping? I find certain rooms and/or positions affect how often it occurs.

>>19229798
jesus christ, looks like my exgirlfriends exema before i told her lotion exists
lotion exists you fucking morona, buy some

Gross!

>>19229887
>I find that if I look from left to right and back again quickly then the paralysis starts to wear off.
If I'm not mistaken, it works for just about anything. The point is that you make enough effort to move something, even if it's just a toe or a finger. That'll jumpstart the rest of your system.
>>19229890
Eczema, that's what I was thinking of! Yeah, it looks like she has a skin condition that she may need to get treated.

>>19229679
she has been posting this same fucking thread for like 3 years now.

>>19229905
The focus on the eyes is because you can (usually) already move the eyes. Everything else is already paralysed and so trying to move them doesn't work nearly as well.

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>>19229905
Its not a skin condition, that pic was from a past abduction, now that i dont be abduced my skin is perfect.
>>19229878
I went to doctor and he treated me like a crazy bitch.

>>19229798

You don't rinse your hands after doing the dishes, do you?

>>19229865
Ok how are u able to remember these events?

How long have they happened?

Do u have better proof?

>>19229907
"she"

>>19229911
Please stop saying "abduced". That is not a fuckin word. No wonder no ome believes u.

>>19229922
proof of XX genitalia or GTFO

>>19229919
Simple memory, i think they delete chapters of my mind when they abduce me but some appear anyways.
I think since my childhood i dunno
I accidentally made a photo of their ufo but its blurry

>>19229932
Nigga you high.

>>19229932
It'd be cool to see it anyway.

>>19229935
>namefags in another persons bread
nigga you 2010

>>19229911
have you tried asking god for help?

>>19229952
Its worthless

>>19229961
have you?

maybe try try some protection charms

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>>19229845
thats where youre wrong, friendo

>>19229911
>>19229798
>>19229686
>>19229674

how to get qt3.14 /x/tier gf that will go ufo watching with me

all of the girls ive dated have like zero personality or depth, its like fucking cookie cutters

>>19229932
abduct, abduce isnt a fucking word

>>19229987
Sorry im from spain, not native english speaker.
>>19229984
I can bet that i have 1000x more personality than u.

>>19229999
Congrats on your newfound narcissism and complete misunderstanding of the post

>>19229999
bonitos quadruples muchacha.
Meteles unas pinches maldiciones de muerte por el culo y trae un Athame contigo.
no has de necesitar mas, aun si fuera verdad.
nadie se escapa de la muerte. nadie

>>19229999
ah y el anon que insultas dice que tienes charisma y quisiera una novia como tu, pero que todas las demas no van a buscar ovnis con el y valen verga.

>>19229984
Oh i missread u sorry. Thanks.

Cuanto tiempo te duran los dedos quemados?
Que otras marcas te han dejado?

>>19230036
Maldiciones? Athame?
Are you a wizard?

>>19229798
>>19229911
crazy thing about eczema: it comes and goes
also
>i went to the doctor with symptoms that look exactly like eczema and told him it was from an alien abduction
yes. yes he treated you like a crazy bitch. guess why.

So are you gonna show us that blurry ufo pic you got or nah?

>>19230078
You gotta hold on, she's still photoshopping something because she didn't think this larp through before posting.

op u have a mental disorder and are doing this to yourself in your sleep and blaming aliens. get help

>>19229674
I'm a representative of the group you have been encountering. I'm sorry for their actions, they went rouge a while back. But, they have recently been apprehended and adjudicated. You will not be troubled by them again.

>>19229984
Maybe that's the only girls you can get..

Did the ayy's touch your vagina? Does your vagina look like your fingers?

>>19230159
you are undermining the term goddess one post at a time

fucking hell 24 captchas

Oh look, the tripfags are at it again

>>19230142
Vapid ditzes that only care about sex, celebrities, and identity politics? I fucking hope not

>>19230232
>only care about sex

yet you sleep with them?


you could up your standarts
btw not ejaculating makes girls want you more because you've got more energy

>>19230193
why did they come back

>>19230269
i live in rural midwest, theres not a whole lot of women to pick from

and im not just going to not fuck them, they are used to getting fucked and chucked anyways, might as well give them another serving before they finally decide to hop off the cock carousel

>>19229674
have you tried making physical barriers around where you sleep? Locks on door, covering your bed with some sort of shutter?
In 'Communion'/'Fourth Kind' it shows how they can override electronic security with EMP, same reason no one ever gets good video recording because camera systems malfunction when spacecraft arrive.
In 'Close Encounters' it shows them manipulating physical metal objects, locks, screws coming out of the grates ect.

>>19230694
Two of those are fiction and I'm not all that certain about the other.

>>19229674
How do you feel about these abductions?

Are you okay with the idea, or do they make you uncomfortable?

>>19229686
looks like you poked yourself twice with a fork u dumb bish