Selling of soul

Step 1:
Suicide

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>>19228805
You'll go cooky/nuts/crazy. Legit. Just be ready for a lot of mental strain.

>>19228806
If my mortal body is dead how can I achieve personal gain?

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>>19228806
Get the money first. Jeez... Dont be so brash. Someone sounds jelly.

>>19228809
I have a strong mental state ^^
Ill probs be fine

>>19228805
I have 3 chicken mcnuggets left. I´m up for trade.

Your soul isn't worth anything unless you're a very pure person (which you aren't because the moment you are willing to throw away your soul for personal gain it means you're corrupt and not worth the effort) or important in some other way. There's billions of people and billions of souls so in that way yours is worthless.

>>19228826
That makes sense

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>>19228813
Good. Stay strong. Its not what you think.

>>19228826
>There's billions of people and billions of souls so in that way yours is worthless.
There are trillions of dollars, yet even a single dollar can buy you something.

>>19228813
Ill sell you my soul
My first childs soul and my third childs

>>19228832
Well, I wont know till I try it :P

EBay actually allows this. Almost bought one or two in the past.

>>19228834
Souls aren't currency, you can't get a job and work for souls. Not anybody could just acquire a soul, so if they're something of rarity why would "soul collectors or consumers" want a shitty average soul. Of course they'll want the most valuable.

>>19228805
You will have the opportunity in twenty days time. Godspeed

>>19228805
Worship Yahweh and you will get what you desire, worship is a form of selling your soul for personal gain, ask any real god they will tell you that the worshipers are the poor and gods give to the poor but the poor still have to trade something so let it will be fair gain for both parties.

>>19228839
Its not worth it

>>19228835
bloody hell