Scariest conspiracy theory you know

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>>19218333
BUMP

>>19218333
golf rumors

>>19218356
Hey! He was asked for being spooped, not DDOS and assassinated, chill anon.

Lead in pipes is making us all go crazy but nobody is realising it

>>19218333
Soy being sentient is pretty weird. I know it's just a joke, but can you imagine?

>>19218333
chemtrails are turning the frogs gay

>>19218494
Om purpose like population control?

>>19218506
If you just knew what they actually do to us humans anon..

>>19218333
You can breathe in space, they just don't want you to escape

>>19218333
There are spooky skeletons inside of everyone

>>19218675
damn

>>19218518
Go on

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>>19218675
Shiiiiiieeeeeet

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>>19218675
Bruh

We're all demons masking our truest desires and sense of self to keep up a delusional belief that we are all actually God's gift.

>>19218494
where do you live with lead pipes?
ancient rome?

>>19218333
That threads that start off this way are COINTELPRO operations.

That Aliens actually visited Earth a long time ago but left and forgot about us after realizing all we do is kill each other and stimulate our own sexual organs

>>19218675
Literally go on mt. Everest and try to breathe even there and tell me what you think

This existance is hell. You've all died and are being punished for your sins.

>>19219647
https://www.wired.com/story/data-lead-poisoning-flint

>3,000 geographic areas in the US with lead poisoning rates twice that of Flint

>>19219628
>immediately googles pros and cons of being a demon

>>19218333
You are the only one who isn't aware of what's going on, and they'll keep it that way.

They're also going to kill you if you ever find out, because then you'll just be worthless anyway.

>>19218675
Never climbed a mountain did ya?

>>19218333
What is that picture about? It looks like a photo on the moon, but what is with those huge pillars?

>>19220938
That's just my weiner coming from earth to moon and back.

>>19218333
https://futurism.com/could-universe-conscious/
Panpsychism: not exactly a conspiracy but it spooped me for sure.

>>19218356
seen this phrase mentioned in 2 threads now, who can explain in a way that doesnt result in my death

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>>19220938
Ur funny

>>19219842
Just beacuse there is less air on mountains, it's still dosen't prove that space dosen't have air

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>>19218333
Morgellons

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>>19219854

>>19221172

this better be bait retard

>>19221006

here

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>>19221810
Have you been to space yourself, to confirm that you can't breathe there?

Dinosaurs are still alive

>>19218506
What if the frogs were gay to begin with.

What if frogs are turning the chemtrails gay

>>19219842
>brb, climbing Everest.

>>19222051
Where are they then?

>>19218333
Most of human history was fabricated by the elites and the only people that know (elderly) are being made forget by causing Alzheimers more frequent

And the scary thing about it is; it could be true and nobody would know

>>19222194
Best guess is either the Congo or the Aussie outback.

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>>19222245
fuck

Reality is pre-disposed to becoming separated through several different 'frequencies' which are, in common language, other versions of the same reality.

We harbor the same universe, time, and presence with creatures on a different frequency-but we may never know because the boundaries which separate our two worlds render us invisible to one another. It can even be said that certain beings in these other worlds may be able to manipulate our reality to an extent-which grants our reality the habit of conjuring ghosts and other such anomalies.

>>19222327
4th and 5th density beings are no joke.

>>19222268
I'd add Papua New Guinea to that list.

>>19222364
>And almost every time you see one on TV, he's promoting more welfare or more immigration.

But why? What's the goal/end game?

psy here

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>>19222345
I am going to interject here. Frequencies are not the same concept as word lines, or fates.

Frequencies are not an abstract concept. At all. How many times did you eat today? I ate two times. I intend on eating a third time. That is my frequency of eating. 3 eat / day.

That's it. That's really all we mean when we discuss frequencies.

Okay. World lines, selected predetermined fates out of many finite possibilities are a little more abstract. But the basic principle is if you change your frequency, you change which world line your consciousness follows. You can even eat the same total amount food, but if you change the frequency at which you eat, every thing related to food changes in accordance from that point onward.

A person can go from fat to skinny to fat again, never changing the actual amount of food they eat, but by redistributing the frequency at which they eat it. Because actually the frequency equation of their snacking habits affects the efficiency of their digestion, which changes how much food they in turn *want* to eat, so eventually changing the amount as a consequence of their consciousness.

This is why we are always talking about frequency this, and frequency that. It's the way to get around energy constraints.

Scientists calculate such and such pounds of fuel for their rocketz to reach orbit. But that's because rockets have no frequency control--it's just linear.

A vehicle with frequency modulation can reduce the amount of energy *needed* to reach orbit in the first place. So dance, instead of walk. Sing, instead of talk. Put a little frequency in your linear life.

It feels good, too.

>>19222443
I don't want to turn this into a political shitstorm but basically it's white genocide and all that shit. Destroying traditional families/values, western culture, etc. All that shit. Sorry if I rustled any jimmies with this post.

>>19218333
Chinese footjob forests.

>>19218506
Leave the frenchies alone they gotta deal with enough shit as it is

>>19222425
The end game is literally 1984 with (((them))) in charge, its becoming more and more transparent.

>>19222327
Stop pseudo science

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>>19222501
>>19222498

>>19222498
Can someone tell me what happened in 1984, I've googled but couldn't find anything significant

>>19222577
kek, hope you're being ironic

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>>19222577

>>19222577
99% sure they are talking about the book 1984 by Orwell.

>>19222268
I've not seen one and I've been through a huge swathe of the Outback. I mean, maybe they're there, but you would expect the lower level of oxygen in the air combined with small amounts (and small mass) of vegetation (and prey animals) in the Outback would severely limit the opportunities for dinos.

>>19222051
Yeah they're called birds now

>>19222020

No, no i havent..
One of the main reasons is because THERE IS NO FUCKING AIR TO BREATHE.
An airplane cant even make it there because there is literally NO AIR to to support him as soon as he tries to leave the troposphere.

>>19222635
Again, how can you be sure that they are not lying to us about this?

>>19222577
It's a book you'll read probably in your senior year of high school, but that's probably a long way away for you.

>>19222665
I am a private pilot. I have been to 16000 feet in an unpressurized airplane. Yes, there's not much air up there.

>>19222665
How can you be sure that they are lying about this? You keep asking him for evidence, but have provided not a single piece of your own, just "nah they're lying about that man"

>>19222624
They could be pygmy dinosaurs.

Plus, millions of years passed. Maybe they adapted?

>>19222723
When can I get off this ride?

>>19222723
I don't get this really, they have the money to almost anything, they can buy any hot bitch they want etc, so why choose to have sex with children and sacrifice them, what is the notice for that?

>>19222760
Motive for that?

>>19222760
If you fuck any hot bitch you want, you do, but after a while it becomes the norm and you get bored, so you start going deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole so you start fucking bitches in weirder and weirder ways, then you get bored of that and move on and the process repeats until you're buying kids to fuck and sacrifice in bulk. Sort of a more extreme version of getting into weirder and weirder porn over time.

The rich live lives beyond our comprehension, so it's hard to imagine the point where being able to fuck pretty much anyone on the planet is boring and you have to resort to kids, but familiarity breeds contempt or whatever.

>>19222760
1. Power, both practical and metaphysical/esoteric
2. A twisted sort of solidarity, a culture of breaking barriers
3. When you're a manipulative psychopath who have everything in your power, your desires grow

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>>19222799
Well if i had that money, i still would never do such things.. i mean you don't have to always be a sadistic psychopath just of you have money right?

>>19222833
If*

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>>19222833
Not to have money, no, though it often helps to be a psychopath. However, to have that level of power, the might of the world's elites, you need to be let into the ranks of those who have already established themselves in such a position. Money isn't everything. Influence and knowledge is.

>>19222720
I mean, Abos exterminated every single example of Australian megafauna within a few thousand years but Dinos somehow survived?

>>19222833
You don't /have/ to be a psychopath to get money, but it sure helps, and massive amounts of money and power have a tendency to corrupt people, if you have enough money to get whatever you want and get away with anything, it's easy for the darker side of your soul to manifest itself over time if you lack discipline. Of course it can be prevented, and not everyone rich and powerful is twisted and corrupt, but there's definitely a pattern.

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>>19222345
Ok, the spoopometer is hitting 10000 right now.

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>>19218333
"Idiocracy" isn't just a movie, it's where we are actually headed. It won't even take that long, either. As the World dumbs down at an accelerated rate, tech geniuses scramble for ways off the planet (Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, etc.). They eventually succeed and after years of evolution, they travel back through Time to primitive Earth (our time), to see if it can be saved. That's why aliens look so strange. Because they are the evolution of the seed of tech giants that made it off this planet.

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>>19222465
Ty angelbro. Pray for me.

>>19222833
They call it the root of all evil for a reason, anon. It's like a tulpa. A massive awful bloodthirsty tulpa that EVERYONE buys into, and that EVERYONE worships. it has become our God, and it is a hungry, brutal, bloodthirsty god that demands sacrifice. Choose a higher path. Asceticism is the only freedom.

>>19222894
This is not a conspiracy theory though, this is just a fact.

>>19222848
Hiding?

>>19219473
Fuck off with your BULLSHIT

>>19222577
Faarking hell lad

>>19223320
LOL @ Brian Wilson Christmas Dinner....poor Brian

We've all died.
This is purgatory.
You are here to learn something in order to make your spirit pure so that you can enter a higher realm.
This is why so little makes sense.
It's a test and a trial.

Once reach the house of god and the tree of life humanity resets.

Our creators don't want us there.

>>19222760
To be part of the elite you are forced to these satanic pedophile rituals so you're stuck with them.

>>19223572
Every realm is "purgatory". The Buddhists are right. Not a conspiracy though.

Society is an open range farm. You can go almost anywhere you want but you're a free range chicken providing for degenerate elites and your entire world picture is controlled by a select few.

>>19223844
This ain't even a conspiracy, famalam

All conspiracy theories are red herrings to lead people away from what the elites are actually doing. There's no chance that someone could actually get out with real information so most of the things we see like chemtrails are just to keep up occupied.

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>>19222443
>(((OP)))

I'm sure if any of your friends ended up being Jewish, you'd simply say "but they're one of the GOOD ones!"

>>19223935
>implying they can get friends

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>>19219473

>inb4 fuck off tumblr

>>19223892
bravo eddie, you magnificent retard

>>19222950
>hiding.

>>19223892
He knows

>>19223320
belray surge is real

the world is a vampire.

the moon mirrors the sunlight
that why it shines
also humans evolved from primates
and the earth is million of years old

>>19218494
So then explain how this theory holds weight to anyone that lives outside of a city famalam? We have more retards out here than in what you have in the city. Holds about the same weight as fluoride.

>>19224376
Sent to drain

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>>19222425
New world order. One religion (Luciferian),one currency one language. It's all in the bible.
The more deep you go into the rabbit hole, it all leads to one path. I'll help you out.
What do the elites believe? Why are they Jewish? Do you know what the Jews believe? Do you know why they have the star of David on Isreal.flag? Do you know anything about the free masons Rothschild's illumanti?
Once you start answering these questions, you,ll find one of the biggest components for having things the way they are(making us think the world is a globe) is the death of Christianity.
Why do they want this? They are scared of it, the second coming of Christ.
Took me a long time to accept Jesus in my.life, but everything makes sense after that.
I'll post an image and I can assure you I am know at least 99% of this is true not counting the last level as I am still researching some

>>19218356
I actually typed this shit into google and did a little digging from archived 4chan threads and had a real sharp head pain in the left side. Now it's icy cold. Spooped and hurt so bad I don't want to dig anymore. All I came up when it started was something about the 2003 PGA and mind reading. If I die lol.

>>19224420

This. This is why /pol/ even exists and thinks "white genocide" is happening. In reality the end goal is a homogeneous global population void of nationalism, culture or unique religion. The mass migration into Europe, the death of the middle class and the incoming flow of immigration from supposed climate change is just the start.

Once the west is conquered, the east will be next.

>>19223320
>search despair code on google
>immediately a google privacy reminder that i have not seen for ages pops up

Oh fuck, I'm getting v& by the illuminati aren't I ?

Pluto is actually is another universe, it became a dwarf planet to get forgotten about.

>>19218675
You win.

>>19222425

So that we lose our values and heritage, and everyone becomes one big brown uni-race.

With one race everyone is easier to control, because everyone would be the same in biological terms, with sickness and genetics.

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There's a castle on the Moon.

>>19224613
What the hell? Can I get some more info on this?

>>19224663

https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/luna/esp_luna_26.htm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvHEg-iI5OE

>>19224420
could you answer those questions anon? i wanna know.

The earth is not flat.

I know that's what the general consensus is, but it's not actually flat.

The earth is actually a globe, but we are shut in, like a snow globe.

The space stuff and stars, night sky are fabricated to ensure the human race don't go mad.

We are all some what clustaphobic without realising. If his fact came to light that we were basically trapped inside a snow globe, it would send a high percentage of the human population crazy and society would break down.

I'm sorry if you have read this and have now gone mad. Enjoy

>>19224753
wtf im mad now

>>19224496
/pol/tard here. It's not because we are more concerned with white genocide that we don't care about other people nor imagine that we are the only target.

Well... I don't.

We wuz kangs.

>>19224753
If I was insane before hand?

>>19222364
idiot

>>19218333
MK Ultra

The scariest thing about it, is that it's real.

Honestly theres two.
Number one is the impending doom of a meteor crashing to earth and all the elites are keeping it hush hush so they can get away scott free.

Number two is a personal conspiracy which pretty much involves my mind conspiring against me and everytbing i am expierencing is a dream right before I die.

>>19218356
I want to know more but at the same time I don't. But if knowing about it kills you how come you guys know about it and aren't dead?

>>19218333
There is no elite or secret group controlling the world, there are several groups of elites, but being human, they only care about their own advancement and they "work together" only to further themselves.

These circles are a complete shitstorm as they pretend to work together and plot agaist each other behind closed doors.

The world is full of bureaucracy and chaos that it's completely impossible to control it no matter how much power you have because humans are essentially assholes that only care about themselves and their loved ones(sometimes)

>>19224941

Humanity is much smarter and powerful than you even imagine but we will never get anywhere near singularity as a species of earth rather than of x country simply because we think ourselves as powerful individually.

The one and only way that we would united is if faced by a threat so astonishing that we are forced to fall to our knees and admit that as individuals we are weak, and only together as humans can we be truly powerful in the universal scale.

>>19224911
Not all of us are under their sphere of influence, desu.

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>>19218356
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>>19224480
Golf rumors in a nutshell

>>19220985
Isn't that what the concept of God is?

>>19223935
My Jew friend is a pos but he's good for getting me money and whores. No I don't trust him

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This, doesnt seem the most true but it definitely sent a shiver down my spine reading it.

>>19222720
They did and we call them "birds" now.

I love stories of Kasai Rex and the like though. I want them to be real.

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>>19225100
also anyone got a larger version of this, i lost mine and cant find it through image search

>>19222245
Alzheimers is a result of fat old people not smoking enough weed, and eating too much sugar throughout their life and letting their brains decay. no ones fault but their own

>>19223320
What's the Senna conviction? I know the conspiracy about the sniper and shit. Also 2006 volleyball incident? Is that just a meme?

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>>19224733
What do you want to to know?
Golf rumors could either be that golf courses are used as a front for rich men to discuss business and perform satanic rituals and since they have a lot of space, they make children run around before the forest while chasing them down either killing /raping them.
That was the logical choice, or it could refer to a glass camera with someone named golf, I didn't take too much time to look into it.
RuneScape in NYC: one guy almost got charged or maybe he did with 25 years in prison for trying to rob someone at gun point with a BB gun for around 4 billion gp. 15 years, such a long time makes you wonder if RuneScape is used as a money laundering front

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>>19222665
Go up in a balloon and tell us how long before you can't breathe

>>19222799
Why all the satanic juju? If its all fake and you really don't gain any sort of metaphysical power after this life, no wishes granted, or power/money from nothing, its just a dark song and dance.

>>19225185
That screenshot gave me cancer

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>>19225185
Here's the other "golf rumors", I don't know what is more likely, probably the actual golf courses one.

>>19222934
SHIEEEET BRO
I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT UNTIL NOW
MONEY IS A TULPA, OR AT LEAST, IT HAS SOME BAD FRECUENCIES

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evil is the root of all money

>>19218333
Memes are a psyop.

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>>19225470
For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. (1 Timothy 6:10)
Child Sacrifices to Moloch are talked about in the bible, now look at the mystery religion of babylon and thier connection to FreeMasons and illumanti, and now look at the pedogate, Holly Wood pedo rings, pizza gate. All of this is connected.
The Bible may be the literal word of God. The new testament also warns us of the people pretending to be Jews as the synagogue of Satan.
To make sense of the world, research Paganism and it's start, and the Bible, things make sense.
Accept Jesus Christ into your life, it was the hardest red pill to swallow for me, took 10 years of being an atheist to repent my foolish ways. God Bless anons.

>>19225499
Some cool patch, the yellow one. Where do I buy it?

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>>19218356
Can somebody explain to me what's that shit?

>>19225529
telling of secrets on the golf course

>>19225535
Sauce?

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>>19225525
Fuck off kike, I should whip you out of temples like Jesus did.
Most people think Christianity is Catholic, but that is false. The jews run the vatican

>>19225499
>>19225503
Facebook search srgt majors truthers info you'll find a post about these patches and their meanings. Crazy stuff.

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>>19225499
>>19225503

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>>19225655
ALiens are just demons. I don't know the extent of it, but it makes sense according to the Bible.

>>19225624
I have never seen a biggest Protestant conspirat in my whole life lmfao. Y'all Americans are indeed frightened about everything.

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>>19225693
I'm not frightened desu. I'm Canadian, you're on a the paranormal section of a mezito basket weaving forum talking to me about being a cospirat. You probably are a edgy atheist, asking how to read palms.
Do the research yourself, people will always be here to help you along the way.
Every conspiracy theory leads back to one thing if you dig deep enough.

>>19225711
>Mestizo wicker weaving website
I read that thread about Rosicrucianism too!

>>19225664
>Blible
>Making sense
Pick one

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>>19218356
>>19218356

delete this

>>19225664
/Spoiler/ demons were called aliens back in those days = same thing /spoiler/

>>19225529
To the best of my memory; Something happened at PGA tournament 2009. An interviewer or some shit stumbled on some occult shit in the basement of some event; satanic, sacrifices type shit. The girl reported it, and she was wiped off the face of the earth. A car accident, I believe. The entire thing was basically erased, and soon after the whole scandal with Tiger Woods happened to redirect any suspicious media.

Prepare for the Golf Gods to come putt you to death

>>19224753
im pretty steammmy

>>19219798333
Its sorta funny to think that next to great alien civilizations we must be fucking retarded

Well Theres this one about us humans going through the next Evolutionnary filter. Most of us think we'll just die off there. This filter makes it that in this universe no lesser organism can try to disturb the universe. We, if we dont change our ways, lie here, as thermite, destroying our own planet.

>>19222577
I was born.

>>19222894
>tech geniuses scramble for ways off the planet (Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, etc.)
These billionaires made all their money off of middle to lower class people.
And you think the first thing they want to do is run away from that market?
That money won't last forever.

>>19219679
THIS

and it's not limited to /x/.
When a thread on /out/ asks how many preppers there are, tptb are there.
When a thread on /k/ asks how many guns are in your house, tptb are there.
When /x/ asks which conspiracies you actually believe in, the powers that be are behind that too.

>>19218333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo5W7EWPwY0

>>19225624
lurk more

>>19222760
New recruits are pressured into pedophilia so the elites have something to blackmail them with essentially keeping everyone relevant on a short leash.

>>19223892
damn i love eddie

>>19222723
>the most powerful (((men)))

>>19223320
what is lemurian depth testing

your brain has been told to make this thread and everyone who posts in here has also been ordered to do so by mind control over short wave frequencies used by the government, even me saying this is probably caused by something outside of my own consciousness, but we're supposed to believe that we're free so nobody tries to break out

>>19218333
We have spectrally resolved the intraband transient absorption of photogenerated excitons to quantify the exciton population dynamics in colloidal PbSe quantum dots (QDs). These measurements demonstrate that the spectral distribution, as well as the amplitude, of the transient spectrum depends on the number of excitons excited in a QD. To accurately quantify the average number of excitons per QD, the transient spectrum must be spectrally integrated. With spectral integration, we observe efficient multiple exciton generation in colloidal PbSe QDs.
PMID: 19226125 DOI: 10.1021/nl900103f

>>19221006
Its a meme, rumors about professional golf players are the most ground breaking conspiracies

>>19224753
The earth is flat

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>>19227001
It's obvious why.

>>19224753
Trapped in Earth
Trapped in Spacetime
Trapped in Universe
Trapped in Existance

No difference

>>19218518
Yup. And that they ain't "aliens"...

>>19222327
Why else would would there be a bazillion different descriptions of "UFOs" "aliens", etc? They ain't aliens.

>>19222480
Where? I want to go..

>>19218675
Have actually considered this one on my own.

>>19222577
Read 1984 by George Orwell, it's a really good read.

>>19222712
He's not saying there isnt any air nor is he saying they have to be lying, he's stating the obvious that somehow, its more logical to believe there is no air than it is that there is.

There are no aliens
Also no God, divine beings, or demons
Our elites are fucking retarded and overrated, only reason they are "elite" is because the masses are even more retarded
We are alone in a pointless, cold and dead Universe, pitifully trying to make meets end on a huge ball that is headed towards nothingness at high speeds.

>>19218333
Nicotine actually is completely harmless for you and is not addictive at all. All the information showing it as addictive is just propaganda for big tobacco to brain wash the masses into a giant placebo effect making them think they are addicted, selling more cigarettes, and making it harder for people to quit. They also put anti depressants and other chemicals in tobacco that actually does cause addiction, but the blame the addiction on nicotine.

Big tobacco slowly kills the user by brain washing people into false addiction. Big pharma comes along and offers them nicotine quit products that don't work because the real addiction comes from anti-depressants added to cigarettes by big tobacco for extremely inflated prices. The ones that don't quit continue making cigarette companies money until they eventually die and make big pharma and the government rich off medical bills.

>>19223320
>Cleveland Browns agreement
Agree to what, never have a winning season ever again?

the fact that there's a portal to hell underneath the denver airport

>>19226896
how do we break out though?

>>19224376
It eats your kids. So hide the bodies under the bridge.

When you die, you get Judged.

If you don't make the cut...

They throw your soul into a Plasma Furnace.

It doesn't actually burn anything, but is rips and shreds the sub-atomic particles that make-up your soul into fragment so tiny that you will never exist again...EVER.

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>>19220985
Left is neurons in the brain, right is zoomed out pic of the universe

>>19222723
This. It's the only thing that truly disturbs and sickens me. Tens of thousands of missing kids, and history/evidence shows they're being locked away, sold, fucked, and sold again/killed.

I can think of nothing more evil.

I pray two things every day: that either God would somehow comfort the children in such hell and set them free, somehow... or that it is a conspiracy and that child sex markets are rare if they exist at all.

I hope for the latter, but I know it's not true.

>>19227074
So trapped/free is a conditon of the moment. Material self moment.
The gatekeepers work is to avoid us to connect the dots between science, religion, mk-ultra, golf rumors, aliens, etc... so we control the reality of our body moment on reality.
I'm stoned.

>>19228266
you just fucked me up. Gatekeepers prevent people from finding the truth. Gatekids have this knowledge from birth, and give it to their ignorant parents.

Pizzagate is converting these kids into expert chuck'e'cheeze gamblers, because they're the only ones smart enough to beat the games.

Five nights at Freddy's feels.

>>19224496
>the end goal is a homogeneous global population void of nationalism, culture or unique religion.

I think that's a good thing, to be honest.

SOMEONE GIVE ME A RUNDOWN OF GOLF RUMORS

>>19224941
yeah, dude - but there's an owl in the very center of the pentagon.

double slit experiment

>>19228609
This. A world without sexism, racism, nationality prejudice, religious prejudice... A world where minorities aren't discriminated against and majorities don't have to listen to minorities bitching about being discriminated against.

For a non-prejudiced heterosexual white male, this sounds like heaven. I dislike prejudice and feel bad for those that suffer for personal characteristics they were born with and can't control, but I am also completely sick of listening to bitchy liberals crying about feminism, how racism against whites doesn't exist, heteronormativity, etc. This would be good for both sides of the coin, and those of us that fall in the middle and are annoyed as fuck with both of said coin sides.

>>19228609
>>19229229

Wonderful idea. Take all the great things certain cultures have accomplished and mix them in with the shit coming out of the rest of the world until everything everywhere smells like shit.

>>19228392
"They" are desperate 'cause we are close.
All this power is ours by nature, and they know it.
They can only delay us. Not stop.

>>19222501
/pol/ please, redpill elsewhere, youre being too obvious

>>19225503
you can buy it on ICP's website, considering that's one of their album covers

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>>19227135
>anti depressants
bullshit, I smoke and I still am depressed and want to fucking kill myself

>>19219854
The only reasonable explanation for the existence of 4 chan

wat if herobirne was actually notch

cthulhu actually exists and is about to wake up

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Not necessarily a spoopy theory but I have this sort of just for shits and giggles theory. Earth is round but it's also much bigger than we think. All of the discovered land mass we inhabit right now is just a small archipelago in the middle of a huge ocean. Right now shadow governments are fighting each other for dominance of this archipelago and fooling people into believing earth is our current tiny round ball. Once a one world order is established it will begin setting out to explore new lands across the ocean.

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>>19225812

>>19218356
Fuck you

>>19222760
I don't know anything about the child sacrificing deal, but the elite keeps pedophiles not at the top but near the top so that they always have something to control them with. It might be really cool to have all that money and power, but if word gets out that you fuck kids (one of the few things that can get almost everybody legitimately outraged nowadays), then it would all be over for you. That's why some well-known politicians and media moguls seem to be pedophiles, but never the tippy-top of all this bullshit.

>>19229180
This.

>>19219877
shiiiiet

>>19222470
No ones jimmies were rustled

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>>19218333
Humans are immortal, water is poison and there are people who know about this , people who feed us water to controll our population. You wonder "where these motherfuckers got the water from?" mars wasn't allways dry...

>>19218506
Wgy do you think theres a spike in trannys

>>19231125
Ok so why aren't other lifeforms on earth immortal then?

>>19231179
Only hoomans are immortal, the history from times before they forced water into our throats was deleted. STAY W O K E

>>19231050
Fuck off shill

>>19231050
Fuck you

>>19220938
Illustrative rendering.

>>19221006
Golf Dreams, by John Updike.

>>19221172
Yes, it does.

>>19222364
You mean Jews?

>>19223320
Someone tell me about Child Porn Soundtracks

>>19231574
So famous movie soundtracks are used for CP videos and are designed FOR those videos by Hollywood elite. Then they repackage them for blockbusters so that the pedos who see them are reminded of their sexual exploits and it's like a sick inside joke.

>>19231594
Guess I'd have to break the law to rresearch this.
I don't suppose there's any evidence or proof that's legal to research?

J.K. Rowling didn't write Harry Potter, she was used for marketing porpoises... the story is a compendium of several testimonies of the real story... released to the mainstream (us) to get to the idea that wizards are real

>>19222364
>>19222443
>>19222498
>>19222501
>>19222782
lol

>>19226581
except trump is one of them

>>19225168
>2006 volleyball incident
A volleyball game in South Dakota/Nebraska - depending on who you ask - was shot up, with at least 14 dead, but there was no news coverage and no records of it. Public memory has been completely wiped.

>>19226887
the ability to prove the existence of, and find the location of Lemuria through deep-sea exploration. Deep sea missions made ostensibly in the name of scientific experiments are actually global governments contacting the Lemurians.

>>19224941
this is as close to sensible content as I've ever seen on /x/

you should probably leave.

>>19231764
Uh oh! Someone's being an edgy teenager!

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>>19222470
u sound like a nazi.

Journalism was always fake news.

>>19229229
Found the (((fellow white male))).

>>19218503
Well it could be. Plants are technically sentient and it does come from soybeans, hence the name.
I mean yeast is alive but we still use it to bake bread.

>>19218675
old enter shikari was so tight

>>19218356
I looked this up and didn't find anything but my computer crashed like 5 minutes later, am I an FBI target now?

>>19219798
bruh

>>19224420
>Star of David on Israeli flag

Hmm... what... if... it was because... they are an ethnically and culturally Jewish nation... hmm really makes you think

>>19229244
I'd like to give you the reminder that every culture throughout this beautiful world has contributed both good and bad things... inb4 muh white culture

>>19219854
This is definitely one that gets to me. I feel like I was my grandfather reincarnated. I've gone through almost all the same things as him and my family disowned me for that. Dropped out of college and am falling deeper into alcoholism. If this isn't hell, I don't know what is.

>>19232411
>I'd like to give you the reminder that every culture throughout this beautiful world has contributed both good and bad things... inb4 muh white culture
Ignore him. He's stuck in his bubble.

>>19222364
Yep. Hell, less than 1%.

It gets deeper, (((they))) have been kicked out of every single nation since Babylon, there are only 3 countries in the entire world that don't have banks owned by (((them))). N Korea, Cuba and Syria, there used to be more, like Libya, Iraq and Afghanistan... Pretty convenient huh? Every single leftist movement has been started by (((them))), every single one, in history, communism, feminism, you name it.

And all of it is true, yet nobody talks about it.

>>19222465
You understand and don't understand frequency.

>>19222723
This. The kind of thing that keeps you awake at night. And if celebs or people in the spotlight try to tell the public, they die or end up having a 'mental breakdown'

>>19218356
well shit, fuck that don't bring up shit that will actually get us killed.
also the despair code is some serious shit.

>>19231819
and this is a special brand of horrifying that makes sense.

>>19228139
Right is what some faggot thinks the universe might look like, not the for sure real thing, lurk more faggot

>>19221305
Explain?

>>19232705
The teory says that the planes that spray chemitrails also spread nanobots/biolocical agents in the form of filaments that look like spider's weebs.
If you breathe them this shit will enter in your body and catch a disease called Morgellons.

>>19232743
What does it do to you?

>>19218675
Man, Enter Shikari was good

>>19229229
enjoy your soulless global strip mall slum and permanent extinction of democracy

>>19232411
>larping as a relativist
good joke f a m

>>19219854
Hell is comfy and smells nice.

>>19224378
Wow, and I thought there's a limit to bullshit

>>19227135
So what causes lung cancer?

>>19232860
The actual act of burning.
Burn woodchips and inhale though a gravity bong = "carcinogens" (albeit more than nico you've got the same effect)

>>19232766
I don't remember it well, many years has passed since I was a conspiracytard.
I think colorfull plastic threads get off your skin and you get mind controlled by the illuminati.

>>19232871
*Have

>>19224420
>making us think the world is a globe
What's this have to do with anything else?
It just make your whole theory seem dumber.

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>>19225167
pic related is u

>>19222723
this is actually true and when some lower tier pedo rings get busted here and there, it vanishes from news overnight.
Just imagine what these ultra elite jews and mega rich do and get away with. its horrifying.
Hell, there was a fucking college football coach that was fucking little boys in the showers for years and even when one of the boys told his story, it would get ignored. and this guy is just a goddamn coach! He was allowed to get away with it for so long because he was so well respected. Imagine what the most powerful ruling class people do. There is real evidence of children being tortured, raped and eaten, their blood being harvested yet nobody is able to touch them.
Also, pizzagate is real. Fuck this gay earth.

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>>19227985
>

>>19231819
TIL dungeons are real

>>19232885
there is no good and no bad

>>19232597
This story is obvs fake, but just the fact that it could all be real

>>19222624

Megalania is still in the outback.

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>>19219865
>US
>uses lead piping

how im not suprised

liking your fluoridated water?

>>19231819
Thanks a lot.

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It's exactly like the They Live movie, but the aliens are really transgendered people. See how the poster has the word 'trans' on it. Also 'CD', which can stand for Cross Dresser.

>>19222364
/thread.

And completely fucking true. Look it up...see for yourself

>>19222465
You just blew my fucking mind.

>>19222364
I think it would be scarier if we wouldn't be controlled. All these things created only from chaos and chance seems spoopy.

>>19222797
This

>>19218675
Someone else listens to Shikari here?

>>19222723

If you were around the time Pizzagate started taking off, you would have noticed how they started this "fake news" propaganda. Like immediately after /pol/ started connecting the dots some guy allegedly attacked comet pizza and the media started this fake news narrative.

This is when I truly believed it was all real.

>>19222501
that is complete dogshit and every sociologist would disagree. fucking retard.

>>19224714
Its the Sailor Moon palace

>>19235452
then you're stupid too

>>19232885
>Also, pizzagate is real.
its actually not dipshit, but ya know keep pretending youre woke

>>19235556
Explain why you think i'm stupid..

>>19235573
cause pizzagate isnt fucking a real thing except in the minds of the stupid and deranged

>>19235556
>>19235572
>>19235581

Wow you're really trying to bury this thing huh? I can't understand how anyone would respond with this kind of hostility towards it unless he's trying to persuade other people to think it's not real.

>>19235573
>inb4 uh huh i saw it on YouTube

>>19222480
I'm sorry what?

>>19235598
why would i be hostile towards stupidity? because its dangerous and theres enough stupid in the world these days

>>19228139
Or maybe things just tend to organize towards that shape. You don't think to yourself, "whoa dude, the planets are like... all spheres." Same shit with the golden ratio; it's probably just the most efficient organization.

>>19235608
You still haven't given me an explanation why you think it's stupid. All you've said is "cause pizzagate isnt fucking a real thing". Explain why you think it isn't real.

>>19222723
Call me crazy but sometimes late at night I hear men laughing hysterically loud and children crying like their out of breath except the sounds are extremely muted and seem to come from the floor. I live in a house that sits on a foundation and just to make sure I'm certain the sounds are coming from the ground, I put my ear to the floor of my bedroom and the sounds are definitely coming from underground, like a party with lots of laughing and chit chatting and children sobbing or crying in agony. Has anyone else ever experienced this or is it just me?

>>19235624
it not being real is the reason, do you have some mental handicap that kept you from understanding that point?

as for the why i dont think its real... cause theres no evidence that it ever was anything other than a paranoid meme being shared between alt-right retards, self reinforcing their own naivete and stupidity.

if you're asking me to explain the prevalence of such stupid ideas, that is truly inexplicable

>>19235663
I admit that some of the "evidence" was crap and obviously wishful thinking but some of these things look very real. Things like the strange emails with secret codes, the very strange pictures on Alefantis' instagram and the fact that for no reason the media started an intense campaign to discredit pizzagate, starting the "fake news" narrative. I've never seen the media attack a conspiracy theory this quick and intense before.

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What's with all these stormfags in this thread?

>>19222327
The plot to the invisibles lol

>>19231938
>Plants are technically sentient
no they fucking aren't

>>19219473
kek conspiracy theories can only be scary if they are somewhat believable

>>19220985
>if we give new age spiritualism a sciency sounding name, we can discuss it as though it were a respectable "theory"
literal retardation

>>19222577
>I've googled but couldn't find anything significant
you must be very bad a googling

>>19222797
are there many billionaires into 100+ year old elderly porn?

>>19222894
>tech geniuses
>Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg
if anything they are business geniuses

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>ITT

>>19224517
nope, the privacy one comes up all the time in Europe. There is a reminder that says something like 'one or more results has been removed for child protection' though

>>19235608
>>19235663
Are u a fucking moron?
Elites have diddled kids since the dawn of time
nothing is new here

Youre the moron

>>19231819
Goood lord that is the best conspiracy ive ever read that is fucking scary