How does an average person find out CERNs secrets? im not an engineer im rich and willing to pay anything
>>19208630
Particle physicists are extremely easy to get drunk.
Use that money to host an Eyes Wide Shut party.
Invite all those scientists and lots of attractive whores.
Bring illicit drugs.
Oh, before this, set up a recording device that way you can google all the big words thy use when they inevitably spill their beans, do to speak.
Go to a local college library and read their publications.
>>19208630
You don't. CERN's secrets find you
>>19208636
>Particle physicists are extremely easy to get drunk.
am physicist. can confirm.
plus we like bitches.