What are the proper channels to becoming an ancient astronaut

>>19208352
WTF IS THIS DISGUSTING THING REEEEEEEEEEEEE DELET THIS

>>19208394
macaroni meatloaf? looks delicious imho

>>19208352
kys

>>19208487
I think I see bacon on the top left of the right one, I'm in

>>19208352
Literally all you need to do is say that you're an ancient astronaut theorist and you are one. Credibility isn't necessary.

Basically anything by Zacharia Sitchin.

The Gods of Eden by William Bramley. Great book

Also, there some new guy named Robert Sephyr. Major pretentious douche, know nothing about the quality of his writing other than he constantly plugs himself with credibility on every Facebook post he makes. Writes about ancient astronauts and vril energy.

I like how these piece of shit mods delete these creepy "kids" youtube video threads and not macaroni meatloaf

Just make up random shit. There, now you're an ancient astronaut theorist.

>>19208720
Would that qualify me to appear in ancient aliens?

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>>19208352
A strong pimp hand