tulpamancy

ur a furry faggot keep reading ur gay books

>>19202374
>I am in the amry and have more intelligence than books do.
Like pottery

>>19202379
all you do is talk about your dmt

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>>19202374
Pity the "amry" didn't teach you to read and write.

Fucking idiot.

>>19202391
I have enough intelligence to make my own chan

>>19202374
You're silly for even considering the idea. Don't you know how dangerous the territory you're in is, son? Think of this as a no-go, anti AO.

Stay whole, son.

>>19202374
you'll end up being hurt
like heartbreak

>>19202374
>tulpamancy

You mean self-induced delusions. You want to literally drive yourself insane in order to "create" an imaginary friend.

These are our armed forces, ladies and gentlemen.

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>>19202374
What army is that? The Salvation Army? Fuck off boy!

>>19202450
I have more intelligence to shop at the Salvation Amry

>>19202432
At least I do not use reddit spacing.

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>>19202374

Can someone just post the screen cap of the tulpa making threads or send him a link already?

tulpa.info

If I ever make a tulpa again, it would be a 5 year old girl and I would be a father figure to her. I would never make one of a teenager. They will disobey you.

>>19202405
>>19202428
This. The creation of independent thoughtforms was the single greatest cosmological fuck-up in human history, outside the Fall of Man.

The fact that the "experts" in this field are some faggots on 4chan is the most potent evidence for a merciful God there is.

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>>19202508

*laughs*

Really? Fuck off!

>>19202526
Seriously, a teenage tulpa will stay out late and have sex with strange men, and come home wreaking of booze and cannabis.

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>>19202539
Lol. I see what you did there.

I think we can all agree OP is mentally ill and is NOT in the army.

OP, you need to get in the fucking sea!

>>19202582
Perhaps OP is a Rump Ranger.

Every guy I know who's in the army only joined because it's a glorified version of welfare.

I joined the Army because I was a fucking loser with no direction in life. I still am.

>>19202582
>>19202610
welfare is for the unintelligent and needy. I am in the amry because I am bigger than the handout grabbers. The amry provides me a brotherhood, which i would like to extend to tulpas.

If you're asking here there is a high probability you want it for the wrong reason.
If you just want something spoopy to do for fun, this isn't it.

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>>19202645
>welfare is for the unintelligent and needy
You still can't spell "army" and you're asking anons how to make an invisible 'fwiend'. Irony!

>>19202670
i have better opinions than you, keep assuming.

>>19202682

friggin autocorrect lol

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>>19202692
I'm really not trying to attack you.
I'm trying to help you avoid a mistake that has destroyed a lot of people for no good reason.
Tell you what, if you can tell me what the purpose of a tulpa is, I'll tell you how to make one.

>>19202701
can I have my tulpa do this for me?

>>19202711
I am lonley in the amry. I miss my family.

>>19202719
That right there, that's the mistake.
That only leads to needless suffering.

>>19202719
Get a tulpa Golden Retriever named Buddy.

>>19202711

purpose of a tulpa is to be my emotional outlet because i live in off site military apartments and the amry wont let me hvae a dog and I cant get a gf cuz my exwife still lives with me and takes half of my amry money and then I have hrad time making frends cuz of my ptsd so i need somthing to expend my emotions on

>>19202731
i do like doggos

>>19202732
I hope you're not in my country's armed forces. You sound like a fucking pussy.

>>19202746

What did u just say what's ur address let's meet up I'll kick ur ass then who's the pussy u fuckin faggot

>>19202751
lol, on the very slim off chance that you're not just shitposting to kill time, you're the last person that needs to be messing with tulpas.

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>>19202751
I'm living with your ex-wife.

>>19202755
u have bad opinions. Probably from reading your gay books.

>>19202760
Kek