Do human beings have the most interesting anus in the galaxy?

>>19199928
Remainder that anal probes are anal because they access the vertebral column from there.

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>>19199928

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>>19199928
Its actually just a government agency that was hired to perpetuate the alien hysteria. They drive around drugging and kidnapping people only to sexually molest their posterior. Probably CIA just having some fun. Imagine their laughter when they see hundreds of people confessing they were anally raped to the public. Probably one of the funniest things they've done.

>>19200195
I guess the punchline is that the CIA isn't just an incompetent fifth column, they're an emotionally immature fifth column.

>>19200261
Pretty much but they're quite effective too. I mean look at Jones town and all the governments they've toppled.

>>19200195
It looks fun. How can I apply?

>>19200382
They got enough neck beards trolling the internet for them as is

>>19200455
Ah shits. But I shaved my beard, still have a chance?

>>19200659
Sure Buddy go ahead
https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportunities

"I swear guys I had Alien dildos up my ass"
No wonder why redneck town's drunk is rejected now

>>19199928
not as long as shit comes out of them
I'm sick and tired of this septic nonsense and the smell and the hassle interrupting my day. This wouldn't happen to truly superior aliens. They keep checking to see if we've evolved out of making a mess. Until then, we're the laughing stock of the Local Cluster

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>>19200729
Maybe when scientists stop worrying about all this global warming nonsense and start stripping our brains out of our weak flabby bodies and placing them in climate controlled, nutrient/oxygen supplied gel then we can finally start moving forward.

>>19199928

No, it's scientifically proven that horses have the best anuses.

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>>19200729
Look at how shitty our lunar module looks. Like it was slapped together and held by duct tape. They don't wanna contact us because they'd rather watch us like a comedy series

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>>19201137
How will I be able to enjoy the fruits of anal sex in that monstrosity

I heard they are trying to get dna or something without cutting humans or mutilating them like the cows. So to aliens its probably non invasive surgery

>>19201222
looks cold

shuld we demand as a pacifist nation full disclosure of space technology_

>>19201339
They could like... swab saliva?

Is there something about anus DNA that's different from regular DNA?

>>19203358
They probably worry about you coming to and biting. Your safety and theirs, they don't need you breaking your teeth on their instruments or you taking their finger off.

>>19201222
so you're telling me that, that tent over there, was able to propel itself off of the moon's surface deep into the void of space, calculate precise coordinates, link up its mother ship, and bring our spacemen back home safely?

the moon landing was so obviously staged

>>19199943
Or its just alien teenagers on shrooms who think its funny.

Truth?

They are demons, and it is a method of spiritual torture used to capture tainted orgone flowing off the ophidian kundalini. The Bible is VERY specific about anal penetration for a reason, why do you think the luciferians have pushed the booty meme?

>>19205911
What booty meme?

>>19199928
Even the poop of the president of USA is guarded because you can tell if people are sick what they eat and alot more from poop. Poop is funny

Reminder that anal probe reports didn't start until after rectal exams became common in the US. It's just an old meme

http://www.jasoncolavito.com/aliens-and-anal-probes.html

>>19200195
That's about right.

>>19200382
directly to forehead

>>19200729
Your shame is holding you back from attaining true enlightenment. Pooing is a spiritual experience, bro.

>>19199928

yes its round, moist and soft, one of the best things out there

>>19199928
Schizophrenics are often just degenerates and have violent sexual fantasies mixed with focus on themselves so yeah..

>>19210837
the fuck?

>>19199928

I think they desire our prostates like how farmers use pigs to hunt truffles in the wilderness.

>>19199928
>See this wonderful OP and pic
>31 posts(!)
Never change.

>>19199944
whoever gave this bigfoot a hairless face is not only a coward, but a pussy

>>19210862
That's a Robert Crump drawing, so you are right.

>>19210867
more like robert chump

Prostate orgasms are the highest form of pleasure, the ayyy lmaos just want to make us feel good

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Greys are vectors for the Abyss. They are the way by which evil speak to us.

>>19199943
also the prostate

>>19200291
Well having absolutely moral qualms make them quite effective

i mean secret services are always morally dubious but the CIA takes the cake

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>>19211254
Those niggers are on another level. Honestly at this point I think they're a rogue organization that the government is to afraid to admit.

>>19211266
>at this point I think they're a rogue organization

They were a rogue organization back when Dulles was the director. I'd hate to see what the fuck they are today.

>>19211232
i knew it, theylive on the sea of binah