I'm tired of aliens threatening to probe me or rape me anally. I'm not taking that shit for some extraterrestrial motherfucker.
If we ever discover alien life, I'm fucking whatever hole it has. If we ever make radio contact, I'm sending it it a photoshop of me assraping them. I AM NOT A VICTIM. I'm the one making threats from now on.
>>19199655
good luck.
>>19199655
Amen to that brudda
I get abducted about once a month. The second they let their guard down, im sticking my dick in one of their mouths. They'll probably kill me, but it's worth it.
>>19199655
tsss I thought I was gunna get anall probbed one night but it was just Lamar who had too much of Ma's jungle juice. He said got ta bed Chippa I thought you was ya mudder tssss
>>19199655
Fawwwk yah. Tell those aliens to probe my huge fawkin pecka or somethin. Tsss
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>>19200006
newfags don't know Chip was actually visited by liquor smelling aliens at night
>>19199655
but will you fuck if it´s gay?