NOPE

>>19198093
Wtf anon that's kinda scary considering what it could have been

I've got my own (although I'm not sure this is entirely real)

>be me, like 6
>be looking out window of room, faces park behind house and there's a bit of a clearing. (I'll reply to this post with pics later)
>see this weird ass mound of sticks lookin ass shape out innawoods
>you better swear on whatever gods yo ass believes in that this thing had glowing red eyes.
>at this point I'm not that freaked out but then
>moon moves (forgot to mention this was a night so shit was kinda dark)
>reveals what this shape was
>mfw it was a clown
>mfw it looks at me
>mfw it smiles at me
Nopenopenopefucknope.exe
>slam curtains closed faster than usain bolt can sprint
> hide under bed for a solid hour

On a side note; ever since I saw this, I have never managed to get killed by anything I've done no matter how dumb. I've stepped into the road then had cars speed at me even after I'd checked, sliced my fingers with a knife by accident, got a massive friction burn on my leg from skidding on grass, almost broke a bollock fucking up a flip on a trampoline hell I even almost choked to death on chocolate powder and none of it has left anything more permanent than some bruises, a surgical scar and a burn mark. And yet I keep doing the shit that nearly gets me killed. What does /x/ think of the clown? Is it my guardian demon? Is it making me do stupid shit then protecting me?

>be me
>young lad
>10 years old
>Play games on computer
>having fun
>normal day
>end of day
>go to sleep to get ready for school tomorrow
>Once well asleep, get nightmare
>I’m in a dark forest, with decaying trees and animal corpses lying about
>i hear the quick and heavy stomping of massive legs in rapid succession
>Look behind me
>Massive fucking cobweb.
>Shatpants.jpeg
>hear something moving above me
>look up
>massive fucking spider holy shit.
>run as fast as possible
>can’t get away fast enough
> get mauled alive and vampired by giant tarantula
>feel every ounce of pain somehow.
>wake up.
>can’t move because sleep paralysis
>run to my mothers room
>sleep cuddled up right next to her for the rest of the night.

I was already an arachnophobe, so it never really helped.

>be me
>child
>like 6 years old
>got into some trouble with kids, even though I was bullied a ton.
>given a book to read that night.
>about venus flytraps
>at night.
>read book.
>really tired after reading.
>naptime.exe
>conscious.exe crashed.
>remember one page of the book when a girl was being bit by venus flytrap
>wasn’t harmed at all.
>get nightmare.
>Giant venus flytrap eating my in POV.
>get super scared.
>eventually wake up.
>SEE A MASSIVE FUCKING VENUS FLYTRAP ON MY BED AT MY FEET
>NOPE.txt
>try to punch it.
>fists phase through it.
>keep my eyes on it as I run out of my room to my mother’s room.
>tell her to wake up and come see this.
>come back to room, hiding behind my mom.
>nothing is there.
>i had a hallucination at six years old
>I’ve never gotten in trouble at school since.

that one fucked my up too. I have more.

>>19198962
Anon please go on. It's half two here but what the hell I'd rather hear about people on the internet and they fucked up dreams

Another one incoming, keep the thread bumping.

>>19198888
omg, me too!!!
i had a paper cut last week. i don't know how that didn't kill me.
before that i ran with scissors, stubbed my toe, and got stung by a bee. How could I possibly still be alive!!??

if you thought any of those things were potentially fatal you must be afraid of everything.

>be me
>about 10 or 11 years old
>arachnophobe as fuck
>playing on laptop
>stunt driver on minigames.com
>my brothers watching TV
>One of them ends up shouting “HEY ANON, WATCHOUT BEHIND YOU, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER”
>notfallingforit.grin
>”Nice try, lil bro”
>then he starts screaming
>”NO SERIOUSLY ANON ! TURN AROUND, IT’S RIGHT THERE”
>turn around
>”ok, where is it ?”
>look on ground
>Good…
>fucking…
>lord…
>This massive fucking spider, that crawled out from behind our fridge, was standing right in front of me on the floor.
>nothavingit.ERR
>I’m screaming for my mother at this point
>then, I do something crazy…
>I FUCKING JUMP OVER THAT BITCH OFF THE STOOL, LAND ON THE FLOOR AND BOOK IT TO THE COUCH WITH MY BROS.
> I felt like a superhero for a few seconds.
> Mom comes in.
>Sees spider
>Weregonnaneedabiggerflyswatter.exe
>SHE GETS THE BUTTERFLY NET
>to make a long thread short, she flushed the fucker down the toilet.


Arachnaphobia skill maxed out at lvl 100 that day.

P.S. that spider was AUSTRALIA Big. AND THAT SHIT WAS BEHIND OUR FRIDGE.

Even to this day, when I take a deuce within our house, I have images of that fucker coming up and climbing into my ass. FML.

I have a few more...

I think...

Probs not, but can we get a screencap for leddit, specifically the whole stillborn brother one please.

Is the thread still up ?

I'm peacing out of this thread. Later /x/

>>19199008
This shit is similar to a show ive watch a few episodes from called Ghost inside my child, weird shit. Kinda proves reincarnation.

>>19198093
Not really paranormal but still
>week or so ago
>friend and i walking down train tracks at about 10pm
>look ahead see what i thought to be a light blinking
>i was wrong
>took me a solid 10 seconds to realize it was a guy walking towards us , the blinking i saw was him walking in front of lights
>Finally confirmed when i see light glint off him
>say to friend "Hey is that a guy"
>where?
>he was about 45yds ahead of us
>we turn the fuck around and start walking away >we can see shit, we can just barely make out movements , he's always behind us for a solid mile or so
> never really sure when he stopped following us

so this isn't really nope but it's my first time sharing the experience outside the group of friends who experienced it with me. I'm posting this to see if there are anons who had a similar experience.
>be me
>backpacking with two friends in the Californian Sierra Nevada mountains.
>been backpacking in the area since I was 10
>laying around camp fire late at night, general bs. Laughing joking about shit.
>See bright florescent bulb in the sky
>Get quiet.It's moving slow
>Begin to speculate
>Decide it is military aircraft
>UFO is silent, round like a ball. florescent. Low, not high enough to be a commercial airplane. also doesn't look like one.
>Travels as far as the eye can see. watch it for about 15 mins, until it goes farther than the eye can see
>15 mins may be wrong. It took a while for it to escape out view. It was pretty slow compared to any aircraft I've seen. Especially out there considering you do not really see normal aircraft in that area.
has anyone seen anything like this? we haven't really talked about it after it happened because we're not the too spoopy for me types.

>>19198935
This looks like the start of some incest fanfic

no wonder this board is fucking dead you're all delusional underage mentally ill gullible fucks who live to believe in shit that's not real.

>>19201406
Maybe I just like reading about weird shit, boss

>>19199052
Well a car hitting you from nowhere will almost certainly kill.
Trampoline incident could easily have been my neck.
Choking on an entire lungful of chocolate powder whilst home alone at age 12 had higher chance of a bad ending than most other dumbass things in my life mainly due to my age
The burn and the finger injury had a minute chance of killing me and I knew it. The point I was making was that dangerous and dumb shit happens to me and I never come out with anything more serious than a few stitches. I don't do things like cliff diving I'm just a normal human going about their life. These events seem to gravitate to me.
I'm not afraid of everything, in fact I'm not really afraid of anything save for dolls and deep water. It just seems that the only really paranormal event in my life seems connected to the fact that no matter how many retarded situations I end up in I don't die from them or suffer any lasting damage. I'm not lucky at all anon, in fact I'm probably quite unlucky, I mean how do you think I ended up being crushed by an entire human pyramid? That doesn't seem like good luck to me.

>>19201406
We need more flat earth and mandela threads

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>>19204245
NO

NOPE THREADS ARE
THE LEGIT BRICK SHIT MATERIAL
THAT IGNITES NIGHTFUEL

i've got a good one...


>Taking some class, don't remember what kind of class
>At night, rainy and lightning outside
>What i do remember is that i was feeling very fidgety and angry.
>The "class" was lit by one lamp hanging from the ceiling, and people were arguing, mainly girls.
>Finally get sick of it and go upstairs to some kind of dorm room and start packing my bags
>Reconsider and go to the "living room"
>Two Russian nuns are sitting on 2 separate sofas listening to snake charming like music
>Both look at me and say if i leave they will kill me
>NOPE.avi

(sounds like a fake story i know, but this is real)

>Head upstairs and pack my bag, crying at this point
>Get to the front door and as soon as i open it my mother is standing there smiling wide
>Tells me to put my stuff in the trunk
>For some reason shes driving my uncle's shitty 1969 plymouth, really beat up and rusty theres even a hole in the floor
>Open the trunk and try to put my bags in the trunk but my mom keeps gassing it a little so the car moves forward
>wtf mom? She keeps giving me this weird look with a sly grin
>Finally put my bags in the trunk and slam it closed
>She takes of laughing like a madman
>Crashes into a lightpole and 4 dudes looking exactly the same come out with baseball bats and start hitting the car
>At this point i realize i must be dreaming
>Car explodes and the dudes turn into zombies or some decayed shit
>Now desperately trying to figure out how to wake up while rooted to the spot
>Manifest a glock and down all 4 "zombies"
>Decide the best way to wake up is to take a deep breath
>mfw i woke up in bed
>mfw it completely felt like real life
>mfw i couldn't decide whether or not it was a dream

This is a normal problem of mine as well, i have had awful terribly vivid dreams since i was 12 or 13...

>>19204622
I have more btw, if anyone is interested

>>19204680
yeah. go.

Bump for more NOPE

>>19198093
Had a night terror week or so ago, woke up screaming which has never happened before.

>lying on back staring straight up
>from my side a dark figure begins to stretch over me

It wasnt human, it's head is long and it's neck was even longer, skeletal looking like vertebrae, just stretching out over me, head shape reminded me of a horses head, but from where it was the bottom of the 'horses head' was where it was staring from, and it was all covered by something like a black veil

And all it did was stare down at me, I couldnt see any face, it was just a dark void, but I knew it was staring down at me, I couldnt blink or move the entire time, until I woke up to the sound of screaming, which just so happened to be coming from me.

I've had night terrors before that woke me in similar scenarios, but this was the more abstract 'being' to wake me and the only time I woke up screaming, most of the time I just wake in a panic and scramble to turn on a light.

Okay so this happened to me a few years ago.
First time greentexting so sorry if it sounds weird


>be at girlfriends house
>we're lying in bed an making out
>phone starts vibrating but chose to ignore it because sexy time
>won't stop vibrating
>fuck this! Decide to look who's calling and what's so important
>as I got up it stops.
>get to phone to check who called
>nothing
>no missed calls, no messages, nothing
>weirded out but decided to shrug it off
>back in bed we heard the chairs in the living room making noises
>they got those shitty wooden stuff which cracks loudly when someone sits on it, which is clearly what we heard
>suddenly a loud noise
>girlfriend is freaked out because she is really afraid of ghosts
>I went to check out what happened
>photos and papers of her and her family fall down from the shelf
>wtf?!
>girlfriend didn't notice but I noticed that my sportbag which I left at the entrance is suddenly laying on the fucking table in the living room and the chair was moved from the table like someone sat there
>we went back to bed
>she was really scared so I told her it's probably nothing and didn't mention the bag which she apparently didn't notice
>as I tried to sleep I kept seeing flashes of a womans face which I have never seen before in my head
>she had brown wide open eyes and a really disturbing grin


This never happened again but it still kinda creeps me out when I think about it.

I'll greentext a bit, might as well see if anyone has an explanation.
>Be me, obviously
>Sleeping, dreaming about something fucking stupid like the grocery store or Bill Clinton
>Middle of dream starts to change
>Things get darker, no longer in a grocery store
>Thought I was awake
>See something standing over me, dark shape- skinwalker.avi?
>Go to punch it
>Fucking yell "GO THE FUCK AWAY"
>Literally wake up mid punch
>Roommate looks over
>dafuqx.jpeg

Talk to friends about the dream, apparently 3 friends had similar dreams where they woke up attacking something standing over them around the same night mine was.

Pretty short, I know

>be me
>highschool
>Campus
>sit in computer lab
>shitpost on 4chan
>people have talked about the house being haunted
>im all alone
>start feeling unease
>heart starts clapping after 10 minutes
>hair on my arm stands up
>proclaim jesus as my lord and saviour and get the fuck out
>go there next day
>going in the hallway up and down to get my shit
>well after everyone left
>feeling very unease
>on the way up the stair case i look down and se a face
>dont really care and keep going up
>get my shit
>proclaim jesus as my lord and saviour again and get the fuck out


its just a creepy house

aparently some of the food ladies claim the feel the same and have seen an old lady ghost with tradional clothing, as the house is over 100 years old

not really much i even made a thread on /x/ asking people for shit to do but noone took it serious

>>19198093

I have a question, not a story, I'm wondering if it's normal.

>have a nightmare
>everyone was turning into a zombie
>they collect the infected people into our school
>some soon to be zombie picks a part of my flesh and eats it
>dream continues but the rest doesn't matter
>wake up
>the part that had been picked by the "zombie" hurts

Can this happen in a dream? It was years ago so I don't remember how long the pain lasted but it was definitely for over an hour after I woke up, can't remember if it was longer though.

>read scary pasta all night
>look out my window and i think that someone is looking at me
>go to bed
>wake up midnight of the feeling that someone hit my head with a hammer
>the hammerhit didnt hurt very much
>just the chock of being touched
>run out of my room
>sit on guard with my doggo for the rest of the night
>get some priests the clear the house afterwards

>>19201906
U R A FGGT

>>19198093
This thread is a big fucking nope

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>be me, 10 yrs old
>no idea about the trueness of nature
>get to big park all happy
>run like wild into a forest area
>keep running deep in
>suddenly stop as a strange eerie feeling creeps up
>can't hear anything but the trees rusting
>the air is full of forest dust
>sun is covered
>the area feels alive like breathing
>be hypnotized, staying still
>feel like i could be swallowed whole
>look down, see broken down trees and the green floor in front of feet is moving, like quicksand
>terror fills in
>take a few steps slowly back as i watch the floor full of leaves move
>noped out of there so quick when i got my legs back


respect nature.

>>19198888
You are a total fucking pussy.

Considering how pathetic your "near death" experiences are, I think that "clown" that you saw was nothing more than you being a little bitch and getting a fright from a cat, or something retarded like that.

>>19199008
Underage and b&

>>19209058
>Moon moves

lol what, did the moon move in the sky??

>Saturday night
>reading in the living room
>suddenly realize how dark the house is
>feeling a little creeped out
>look out the window to my left
>it seems darker than the other windows are
>keep staring at the darkness
>it looks like a vague humanish shape
>kind of getting scared
>it must be a trick of the eye
>cock my head a little to one side
>second later
>the humanish shape cocks it's head to the other side
>jump up and scream
>grab my phone
>rush to the bedroom
>call the police
>live pretty far out of town
>they arrive pretty quickly
>search my house for me
>check around the backyard
>realize while they are at the side of the house neither of them are nearly as big as the shape
>they ask for a description
>a little afraid to be honest with them
>tell them how large it was
>"with my luck it was probably like bigfoot or something heh heh"
>they trade looks
>tell me that between the two of them they've been on a total of 4 bigfoot calls not counting this one
>NOPE
>yeah the first one I went on was out on BLAH BLAH BLAH road which is a ways away by road but is only like 15 miles as the crow flies
>they chat with me a bit more about the subject and their opinions on it
>then suggested I make sure not to leave my trash cans open and get a new outside pole light.

this happend to me about two or three years ago
>be 15
>out on a hunting trip in the rockie's
>wake up at about 5:00 am
>TIREDASFUUUUU.png
>Hike for about 3.5 miles and have to piss
>take piss
>look in the clearing in front of me and see two deer fucking
>BUTFUCKBLACKBEAR.exe
>starts tearing the fuck out of the deer
>SHATINPANTS.jpg
>Start fucking running as fast as i possibly can
>Then it sets in
>when i zipped my pants my dick got suck in the zipper
>The last time i went to the mountains

>>19198093
Irishfag here too, I've never been to the hellfire club but I've friends that went searching around there one night, here's the story they told me

>go in with flashlights to look around and spook each other out
>start talking shit and joking around eventually moving from whispering to talking
>hear knocking on the floor above them
>couple of them nope the fuck out and leave
>remaining three decide to check it out
>as soon as the first in the group stood on the step of the stairs a loud bang comes from above like someone jumped down or some shit
>everymanforhimself.gif
>they booked it and didn't slow down till they were down the hill and a comfortable distance away

they told me in retrospect it could've just been some homeless person or druggie or someone also looking around there but either way they didn't wanna stick around.

I've heard someone else swear they saw a little girl in an old dress walking nearby the club once. wanna go there myself someday but might shit bricks.

>>19205588
nice one

>be me
>girlfriend tells me about how she's experienced random spookiness throughout her life
>she's seen a shadowy figure walk up her stairs
>seen same figure in mirrors in her house
>even her friends have seen it, one saw it staring at him from inside the house while he was out back smoking
>worst was when one night when she was alone in her house
>feeling creeped out on her own so she brings her dog into her room with her
>3am, scratching on her door getting louder
>really freaked her out

>after hearing all this I'm like "shit I gotta see this!"
>don't wanna be spooped though and ai want my gf to feel braver
>name the ghost Mr.Spoopypants
>whenever I'm alone in her house like when I go downstairs to get a drink I talk shit to piss it off, show it who's in charge
>months and no Mr.Spoopypants
>disappointed.jpg
>gf hasn't had any experiences since I've started talking shit either
>remember ghost puncher "bet he's scared of me!"
>fast forward to December
>in gf's room
>just exchanged Christmas presents
>just talking being cute
>gf goes quiet eyes wide open
>points across the room to the bag of gifts she gave me
>no breeze, not touching it
>bag opens slowly then closes
>notmypressiesbitch
>back hand air above the bag and stand up saying "bitch what?"
>I am ghost slapper
>nothing has ever happened in her room before
>nothing has happened since
>still act tough when I'm alone in her house
>waiting till Mr. Spoopypants wants round 2
>I'll be ready

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>>19209425
MY SIDES

>>19199293
>walking on train tracks
>someone else is doing the exact same thing as me
>NOPE
You are literally retarded m8.

>>19198962
It's called a hypnopompic hallucination, anon. Sometimes occurs when waking up from the REM sleep phase.

This happebed to a friend of mine:
Was in his old house on Ardencaple Crescent in Helensburgh, west coast of Scotland.
Several times when he was alone in the house he would have flashes of a Baby's face, screaming and crying.
happened a couple of times, with increasing intensity.
This happened to his mum as well, they moved because of it.
Location is significant because it's a run-down part of the town, not a bad area, just quite a few Junkies etc.
They moved to a better area a few streets away and the Baby flashbacks stopped.
I don't really know much more about this as it was like 17 years ago...

>>19200547
Well, back when I was a kid, my dad woke me up one night to look at something.

Our house was a little ways from a ridgeline, on the outskirts of town. We went on the porch, and dad pointed at a circular red light just slowly moving along parallel to the ridge. We watched it for maybe ten minutes, then it gradually just disappeared behind the woods on top of the ridge, a ways off.

Never made heads or tails of it. Didn't make any noise so it wasn't a plane or heli, nobody would fly a hot air balloon in the middle of the night. Was also about 20 years ago and here in Finland, so it wasn't a super secret military drone either.

>>19206851
Depends on where the pain was, you could've been picking at yourself while asleep. Happens.

>>19211270
Don't listen to this guy it was a ghost for sure

>>19198888
>ever since i saw this, I have never managed to get killed

did you get killed repeatedly *before* you saw the giant animated clown head made of sticks in the woods? i'm not sure these two things are connected.

guardian angels are an interesting phenomenon DESU. kind of like people who believe they're inherently lucky or cursed. i often wonder how much the belief causes the effect or vice-versa.

I'm still weirded out by this sometimes

>about 3-4 years ago
>Chilling in my room, watching a movie or some shit
>Dad comes home around 10pm after being gone all day
>He comes in my room
>Say hi, ask him where he's been all day
>He doesn't answer the question, but tells me to get my shoes on and follow him outside
>I do so, without thinking much of it. Dad's a strange guy and I was used to him being weird
>We lived out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, so it was pitch black outside
>He tells me to follow him as we walk down the road
>Notice he has a shovel in his hand, but still don't really think much of it
>We walk for quite a while until we get to a dead end road
>He motions for me to follow him into this huge ditch
>I'm starting to feel a little uneasy but again, I was used to this kind of stuff
>Walk through the ditch a little ways
>There's a horrible smell that suddenly hits me
>A little further up dad stops
>As I catch up, I notice something on the ground by him
>There's a dead deer, pretty badly decayed and writhing with maggots
>Hands me a flashlight and tells me to shine it on the deer
>I hold the light as he suddenly starts using the shovel to chop off the deer's head
>I hear gross crunching sounds as he cuts through its vertabrae
>After a good ten minutes, he manages to finally sever the head from the body
>He pulls out a plastic bag, picks up the head, and puts it inside
>I ask him why he wanted the deer head
>He doesn't answer, just tells me to turn off the flashlight
>We walk all the way home in silence
>He never talks about it again

A couple weeks later, I found the bag with the horribly decomposed head hanging from one of the trees in our backyard. I didn't ask him why.

My dad had always been into occult shit. That wasn't the weirdest thing he's done but it's pretty up there.

I would say the things he's done are explainable, but he's never done drugs and as far as I know isn't mentally ill.

To this day he's still never talked about it.

>>19212099
>That wasn't the weirdest thing he's done

Any more stories ?

>>19198093
>be 17
>be bored as fuck
>decide to go to industrial park and do donuts and drive like an asshole
>this industrial park has a lot of empty spots and is pretty much an over grown swamp with roads that lead to no where
>doing doughnuts in an empty cul de sac
>stop facing the road and decide to fuck around on my phone
>look up and see someone walk out of the swamp in full motorcycle gear
>spin all 4 tires on the way out
pretty sure I was going to get car jacked. If your bike was stuck why would you approach someone with your helmet on? I've been back since and nothing like that has happened again.

>>19198935
i had a similar dream. long story short i was in my house and a bunch of tiny spiders started to web me up, it ended up with me waking up because i wasn't breathing.

at least i stopped having such a fear for spiders after that.

>>19199133
Wot?

>>19201906
>a minute chance of killing you
You're a fucking retard

>>19204680
No >>19204965

>>19198962

This also happened to me. It's pretty normal at that age, I think.

I used to mix up dreams and reality, so I sleepwalked and talked.

I remember a couple of things

>Always woke up sitting up
>I once played tennis with imaginary classmates
>Was in class in my bedroom with imaginary classmates
>My toys legit talked to me
>I tried to spawn food from my dreams to real life
>Appeared to work with a bowl of cereal once

>>19206843
>Proclaim Jesus as my Lord and Saviour

You know this doesn't do anything right? You'd get the same result just telling them to fuck off and leave you alone. Remember, you're the one in a body.

>>19215153
Telling them to fuck off might even be better

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>>19198093
>Spooky in a wood Wicklow

>>19215161
>>19215153
>Not getting naked and masturbating

>>19212099
>i would say the things he's done are explainable
>severing a deer's head and hanging it on a tree
Mate, no

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>be me
>be 10
>be hanging out in immediate post war croatia
>be hanging out with friends in fields being kids
>see old cottage that just sits there empty
>see some young guy walkng by towards said cot
>hes in a uniform with a gun
>shitmyself.jpg
>he walks to the fence near the front porch turns around cracks a smile and walks in
>knew for a fact he was not a croat soldier on account of him "dressing weird" as my mind interpreted it at the time
>went back to the house a bit later with my friends and it was completly empty
>forget bout it
>years later
>crack a textbook
>see the same uniform
>its pic related
not really creepy just weird thing

>>19215407
Well, seeing a ww2 soldier is a bit creepy

>>19215411
yeah but not really just the whole vibe of him (asides from when we obviously got scared when we saw his gun it being post 1990s croatia) but no his whole "feeling" so to speak was very peaceful especially when he smiled

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>>19198093
>be me, 16ish
>just chilling outside on a summer day, rest if the family indoors
>start hearing real faint singing, actually kinda beautiful, tribal hymn sounding and sounds very distant, sounds like native American stuff
>singing starts getting louder and closer, starts sounding not so nice
>approaches me within seconds, and as the sound was practically next to me, I heard an additional sound
>super fucking dry death rattle sounding gasp coming from my right side, comes in 3 parts one each second, first part sounds like a dry rasp by me, second sounds like a moan, third sounds like he was sucking the air right next to my ear, incredibly loud
>fuckthatshit.jpg
>ran like a lightning bolt into the house
>later discovers native American tribe lived on land ages ago

>>19214408
There's one more that I can remember fully. Most of the stuff he's done is just kind of a weird blur of a memory that feels more like a dream. Most of my childhood is like that though.

>Be about 7 or 8
>Dad's going through a rough patch again
>He calls me downstairs one night, since his room is in the basement
>I go down, it's pitch black so I turn the light on
>He yells at me to turn the light off and come in his room
>I do so, opening the door to faintly see him laying on his back on the bed, staring up at the ceiling
>I ask him what he's doing but he just tells me to come lay down next to him
>I'm starting to feel a little weird but dismiss it
>I lay down and he tells me to look at this one spot on the ceiling
>He asks me if I see it
>I say no, it just looks dark
>He tells me to let my eyes adjust, and then asks again
>I can kind of faintly see a shadow
"It looks like a person, doesn't it? Like Nosferatu. I see it move sometimes."
>He's starting to scare me and I ask to leave
>He tells me to stay a little longer so I can see it better
>Being young, my mind is racing and I think I really CAN see this shadow person
>I try debunking it, since the door was slightly open. I ask if its just a strange shadow from outside the room or one of his many action figures casting it
>He says it can't be any of those things
>Being 7 or 8, I believe him and start to get really freaked out
>I don't say anything, but after a while he finally lets me leave
>Couldn't sleep the rest of the night

He's done a lot of things like that, including convincing me he was a werewolf and a vampire. Scared the shit out of me as a kid.

He never even told me he was joking if he was, just let me believe all that shit. It gets to you after a while.

>>19215386
Well the only explanation I can think of would be if he was on drugs, which he always told me were bad and would kill me -- so I doubt he was on them.
He's not mentally ill either as far as I know, just kind of strange.

I guess I don't have an explanation. I wish I did.

>>19216245
That's rough man. Sounds like what my sister went through when she was kidnapped by my Mom's crazy ex. He would try to convince her of all kinds of creepy shit like that. You sound like a good anon for the way you handled talking about it.

On a slightly lighter note. For some reason, on my Mom's side of the family, it has always been a thing to ocassionally scare the living piss out of the kids for shits and giggles. I'm a third generation polish immigrant and for a couple of reasons got the impression it's a cultural thing. Have any other Poles or Polish Americans noticed that, or was it just my obnoxious family?

I don't have any good stories but a few examples are:
>waiting until me or my sister had to take out the garbage on a dark night and jumping from behind something.
>sneaking up behind me while I was alone at a desk and growling at the edge of the door just out of sight (never had a dog)
>pounding on one of our doors and screaming while sticking a knife under it.
>scratching on my second story bedroom window with a hand shaped stick.

This was a thing with my whole extended family. My cousins aunts and uncles all got the same treatment. You'd think I would resent them for it but I look back on it all fondly. They were always quick to reveal themselves and stopped if we started to freak out a little too much. Also, they eventually toned it down after realizing they went too far a couple times:
>my sister beat the shit out of my mom with a heavy metal rabit food tin before she realized it was my Mom jumping out from behind the cages.
>More humiliating was when I, the little brother, kept screaming, and throwing stuff in a blind panic.

Ok, maybe I do resent them now that i think about it. Though I am great at staying calm and collected in a crisis situations now, maybe that was the point if it was cultural.

tl;dr do Cenetral or Eastern Europeans like to scare their kids for fun?

>>19212099
Hunters who want to keep the skulls of their kills as trophies do that to let nature get rid of the soft parts.

I'd bet your dad found out about that technique and decided to do it. Once the maggots and rot get rid of all the flesh, he gets a clean skull for his rituals or for edge points and he didn't even have to do the hunting part.

BTW yes, if he's "strange" all the time, that typically would qualify as mental illness.

>>19215407
Wow you saw a war re-enactor, that's some spooky shit.

>>19216579
Funny enough, all this stoped when too many strange things began to happen in our house. No one liked to talk about it to me at the time because I was much younger, but everyone later confessed that they were convinced supernatural things were going on, most of which were kept from me.

Unfortunately after my last post it's hard to believe I wasn't still being pranked, but that wasn't the case. Most of the unexplainable things I personally witnessed were oddly mundane and not at all scary.

The pranks happened before my young parents first moved into my living grandma's house and stopped pretty shortly after.

My Grandma was elderly and had been living with my great aunt who had passed away in the house, and even though everyone eventually saw her again, I'm not convinced she was necessarily haunting the place.

Here's one incident from those days that was especially scary at the time (other than the years of alien related night terrors, which were just dreams of course)

>Eating upstairs at the dinner table, whole family is present.
>Eating in front of the TV is so much better and everyone knows it.
>Why do you do this to us Mom?
>Why do you do this to yourself?
>Suddenly, conversationly haltingly loud blaring drone echoes through my grandma's basement apartment.
>Now the droaning is sudenly upstairs and, wow that's one of the loudest sound's I've ever heard what's hap-
>dead silence
>no one is remembering what awkward conversation we were in the middle of at least.
>Grandma suddenly speaks up
>"guess we have cows now."
>WTF grandma? you're not senile.
>I'm taken out of the moment by how nonchalantly my grandma said that, and why she said something so wierd.
>family looks around the table at each other, no one at me though.
1/2

>>19216856
>Eating and forced conversation resumes.
>Uh guys, something obviously just exploded, guys, uh guys, shouldn't someone be running down there or calling someone?
>"so tell us about your day anon"
>FUCK, Mom just goes right back to her nightly interrogation.
>Flash forward 15 years.
>Road trip with Friends.
>This city boy is at a farm with holy shit real cows and they're letting me feed them by hand and everything!
>Then it happens.
>The fucker moos.
>I had never heard a cow moo irl before, they are loud as fuck.
>They don't sound like on the TV.
>Then after laughing it up something makes my blood run cold and my balls shrink up into me.
>It was the same sound, I had heard it before.
2/2

>>19216737
I eventually figured he just wanted to keep the skull. He had a bunch of other ones. The fact that he never brought it up again and made me go with him in the middle of the night was the weird part.

He's never seen a therapist so I guess it's possible he has some undiagnosed shit. I always chalked it up to him just being an edgy manchild who never grew up.

>>19204245
>>>/hm/
Go be with the other fags.

>>19215381
Can confirm that this works.

>be 10 ish
>at a friends house
>his house was old, probably like 200/250 years
>he always tells me it's haunted by a young boy that died there, he gave it a name but i can't remember it now
>i tell him it's bullshit
>start shouting stuff, calling the ghost a faggot, saying it doesn't exist etc whilst I'm on his trampoline
>suddenly feel my foot be grabbed, then pulled and i can't stop it
>I get pulled off the trampoline but thankfully land on my feet

a few weeks later:
>get a phone that can record video
>running around his house playing around with it
>stop recording
>the preview frame was completely black aside from a white figure that was shaped like someone's head, shoulders and chest

this was a good 11 years ago so I don't have the video, I nope'd and deleted it there and then. Looking back on it I'm sure theres a reasonable, non paranormal explanation but I don't really know what that would be

>>19217606
I was being sarcastic and bumping the thread while it was the last one at the botttom of the catalog my boy

>be 20
>watch movie about a ghost town
>start googling shit because hammered and want to visit haunted house
>go to sas van gent (haunted mansion about 2 hours from where we live, google it!)
>arrive at 1 a clock at night
>big open field, in the middle is the mansion
>german soldiers were tortured there, legens go's they haunt the place
>walking in the field, alle windows are gone
>arrive at mansion, all phone bateries die
>walk around house, no windows to be seen
>enter house, EVERYTHING is covered in small writing even places you cant get to
>dead animals everywhere
>freak out, get out of house, the house now has windows and we see a entity in one of them
>run faster to our car than usaine bolt
>look at house, windows are gone again

>>19219454
>phones now work again
>freak out, yelling at eachother, saying the window thing is our minds playing tricks
>muscle up, go back to house to verrify that windows are really gone
>windows are ACTUALLY gone again
>take another tour around the house, stand in the entrance, a fucking bat fly's up right infront of me
>walk backwards away from house, this time only one window and entity staring at me again
>other friends in car so no witnes this
>take rock throw it at window goes straight true but doesnt shatter window
>again, usain bolt my ass to the car
>will never know if it was mind playing with me or not

>>19209171
kek were you high?

>>19217957
pareidolia

I didnt believe in ghosts until I rented a haunted house last year
>new years eve
>all roomates were out at a party
>my gf and I just got back to the house
>bout to go to sleep
> "anon, I need to take my birth control go downstairs and get me a glass of water"
> "Why can't you?"
>"I've just got a really bad feeling I'm scared, you're the man, etc."
> "ok, fine"
>go downstairs
>door to creepy basement with dirt floor is open. it was usually deadbolted shut
>close it
>go back upstairs
> As I'm telling my gf about the door being open, the door to my room slams itself shut

>>19198935
Did you watch LOTR that day?

>>19198093
>be 6
>at school end of the year party (it lasts until midnight)
>it's in the local park so it's pretty big
>there's also a tombstone hidden in some bushes next to the road, it's for some doctor who died in like the 1800s
>older kids freaked me out with White Lady stories
>their version was that she haunted the side of the roads because she got killed in a car accident
>get bored and go near the road
>look at my left
>there's a bottle floating mid air
>I freak out in my mind but I can't move
>bottle gets thrown at a car passing by
>NOPE.avi
>run as fast as I can crying
>actually push my best friend really hard on the ground because I was freaked out
>curl into a ball for 2 hours shaking
I don't know if this was real because I was tired and freaked out by the stories but I'm 100% sure that bottle floating was real. Also my only real paranormal experience

>>19205588
But who was phone?

>>19200547
Swamp gas.

>>19200547
I've had an experience with UFOs before.
>walking with mom outside
>mom was always /x/-tier
>10~ at night
>pour salt on tree and whisper usual blessings
>just before walking back I look up
>see an outline of a ship
Almost like it was cloaked
>NOPE as it gets closer towards us

>>19208873
faeries

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>Years ago go on a canoe trip with Scout group
>leaders hire a local guide to get us through rapids and tougher spots
>3 days in stop on the shore of the river
>fairly clean spot but littered with broken branches and moved rocks
>throughout the evening we hear crashing in the woods
>everyone suddenly feel uncomfortable
>guide tells us to build a fire, that should calm us down
>once the fir gets going we hear piercing howls from the woods
>FREAK THE FUCK OUT
>guide grabs his flashlight and gun and tells us to stay put
>he goes into the woods
>hear more crashing
>after about 5 minutes we hear more howls
>guide comes running out
>tells us to pack our shit and get into the canoes
>as we clean up he stands at the edge of the forest with his gun raised
>get into the canoes and find a place further down river


I will never forget the fear I saw in that mans eyes

>>19212099
Your dad's just your average poacher m8

>>19217642
Story?

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>>19201406
Now that's truly scary

I got one
>Just graduated HS, me and the lads plan a camping trip to some super secluded bay
>On the way down to this rough ass rock road we pass a old hawaiian temple
>Never beem to this spot, figure were going to be far from it. Not uncommon to see old hawaiian walls and shit
>Friend who brought us to this spot has us camping right the fuck in front of it, like 300 feet ot so away
>Under the creepiest fucking tree
>We start a camp fire, me and one friend sitting with our backs to the temple
>Keep getting hit in the head by tiny pine cone things from the tree
>Friend sitting next to me notices me rub my hand over the back of my head a few times
>Leans over and asks my quietly if things are getting thrown at me too
>Yeah dude just stuff falling from the
>He said thrown
>Thrown
>I've been rubbing the back of my head not the top
I combined my self it was bullshit for my own sanity

I need help. I thought I was healthy and "normal" until recently

>Me, a kid
>probably around the ages of 5-12
>get these very odd drum sounds in my head, mostly during night
>not tinnitus; it was stronger and it increased in volume despite being in my head
>I would get teary eyed every time

I only remember it happening once during the day. I had told my mother to walk really slowly because every step made the sounds increase in volume tenfold

I thought this was just an odd phase of my youth but just yesterday it's happened again and it is beginning to drive me to some sort of medical attention/drugs

Has anyone had this? I'm sorry for being so vague. I need someone with similar experiences ASAP.

>>19198888
Why is anyone afraid of these fucking clowns? I would have walked outside, it's just some edgelord faggot trying to be spooky. Im pretty sure he'd run away if he saw me walk out with an AR-15 aimed right at his fucking head. Not scary, just fucking dumb. I would have just beat the shit out of the clown for being a faggot.

>>19198888
>ever since I saw this, I have never managed to get killed by anything?
Gee, really anon? I thought for sure you had to have been killed by SOMETHING.

>>19209560
I'm having flashbacks to the free text about the guy who beats up the ghost shrine in his house.

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Kinda weird one here, spookier one to come after
>me and an old friend, both 21
>high as hell goofing off
>friend decides to show me an old tree house he found years ago
>get to the treehouse and its dope
>not spooky, it's in a very accessible area, 5 minutes' walk behind a grocery store
>honestly cool as fuck. 4 levels with long constructed walk ways, ladders, etc
>third level was the highest safe level, so we smoked there.
>finished smoking, went to climb down the exit rope on the first level
>friend climbs down fine, I somehow manage to miss the rope (not a clumsy person) and eat shit on the roots below
>cracked rib, jammed/sprained finger
>apparently in shock at first, because the pain was very slight at the start but just didn't stop increasing
>didn't notice at first, but as the pain increased, so did the number of crows constantly calling out
>eventually the sound is drowning out literally all other sounds (not far from a main road)
>me and my friend look at each other and open our mouths to comment on it
>as soon as we made eye contact, every crow immediately went silent
>2spooky4me.co.uk
>never went back

I've got another regarding crows if there's interest

>>19223673
Gonna post it regardless of interest
>be me, 21 again
>talking to girlfriend on the phone. She's in her room
>stops talking mid sentence. I ask if she's still there and she whispers to hold on
>hangs up and texts me that she's hearing footsteps in the hall and bedrooms next to hers
>I cared a lot about the girl and was a protective boyfriend, so I grab a box cutter and a hunting knife and fucking floor it to her place
>turned a 45 minute drive into 25 minutes
>get to the driveway and there's 5 crows sitting in a circle
>spoop city USA
>only thing keeping me from noping the fuck out was the safety of the girl.
>do a laser quick walk through of the house with both knives out
>stomping around and shout whatever my freaked out mind could come up with
>SQUARE UP BITCH
>SHOW YOURSELF PUSSY
>house empty
>anticlimactic

I have more. Probably none that good. Not even that nopey actually

Just happened a few days ago at work.

>work in a small retail store in a shopping center
>the front of our store faces the back of a streetfront convenience store
>small car accident in parking lot
>one of the drivers requests our security footage
>video timestamp is wrong because shitty old tech
>have to search for the accident
>look through ~1.5 hours of footage
>about 20 minutes before accident see a human silhouette approach convenience store's dumpster
>opens it and crawls in and closes it
>after finding the accident we watch for someone to get out of the dumpster
>no one ever does
>about 5 hours after the first one, another person climbs in
>3 hours later another one
>having watched all of the footage since, we're sure no one ever came out
>go look in the dumpster and there's no evidence of habitation

I guess it's not nope but it's pretty fucking weird.

>>19198093
Probably saw a mirror, then.

>>19198888
God watches out for morons.

>>19223795
Move the dumpster or look under or around it, could be a secret passage

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>skinwalker/whateverthefuckitwas experience
>about 3 or 4 years ago I was out in the woods in upper Wisconsin with two of my buddies
>we originally went up to scout for deer hunting but ended up just fucking around and exploring
>it's worth mentioning that at the time I was 15 so the only gun I had along was a little .22 lever action
>I am a seasoned hunter and was a hunter when this occurred so I knew the wildlife of the area
>we were on our third day there when weird shit started happening
>tents trampled, food destroyed and smashed but not eaten and just generally weird shit
>didn't think someone was pranking us cause we were in a low population area
>we were sitting around the fire when one of my buds went to take a piss
>acrid smell of shit and what almost smelled like blood wafts in
>start joking with other friend that other anon must be taking a shit
>about a minute later he walks out of the shadows stiffly
>and plants himself down awkwardly and just stares at us
>um anon you left the lantern by the stream
>he stiffly nods and turns around but instead of walking towards the stream he walks into the woods
>looking back I now realize that's where he came from
>he comes back from the direction of the stream with the lantern and I thanked him for going back
>lanterns are expensive
>he asks what I mean by "going back"
>I explain what happened and he thinks we're shitting him
>eventually we all go to bed and I brush it off as a tired hallucination
>next night
>all of us are sitting around the fire
>same shitty smell from before comes back
>jeez anon lay off the beans
>any way after a while we were cooking hot dogs and a rock comes hurtling in and smashes into the ground and rolls
>I figure someone must be messing with us by now so I get up and scream "who the fuck are you"
>"who the fuck are you" repeated exactly as I said it
> I start shitting bricks and shoulder my .22
> one friend pulls out .22 revolver and the other draws his knife

Cont.

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>>19224129
>I finally have the sense to pick up my flashlight and scan the treeline
>I rest my flashlight on a black figure with horns or antlers of some sort, I was too scared at the time to examine
>this was no animal I had ever seen
>it was pretty far away so I could only see a basic dark form and horns
>and the eyes
>it was at least 6' tall and had a humanoid shape
>friend dumps bullets from the revolver into it and the thing lets out a guttural shriek and start coming at us
>my .22 held about 15-20 bullets
>I dumped all of them into its chest and it kept coming
>I know for a fact I hit it every time in the chest
> I know .22 is a pussy round but 20 of them to the chest is still gonna fuck shit up
>we haul ass away from it while shooting back, although I didn't have time or coordination enough to load more than 2-3 at a time
>some how get back to older anons explorer and hightail it outta there without seeing if it was still following us
>still the scariest shit to ever happen to me

>Be 8 years old and going camping with my dad near Skeetrock. At least I think it was Skeetrock, it was one of the knobs that's for sure.
>Dad liked to drink and grill, sad it helped him with the flames on his knuckles.
>Decided the best way to bring a grill on a goddamn camping trip was to just strap it with some bungie cords to the back of the truck.
>Didn't even bring a tent, just the sleeping bags.
>Get done grilling, had some burgers, propped up inside the bed of the truck and got some shut eye, because apparently I was dumb enough to believe that nothing could get five feet off the ground and into the bed with us.
>Wake up in the middle of the night and hear some scratchin' comin' from the grill. Look over and there's some weird lookin' monkey cat thing with horns like a goat.
>Kinda' just stare at each other while it licks the bar-b-q sauce off the spatula.
>Then it ran off with dads cooler
>Next morning dad wakes up and thinks I took the beer, doesn't believe me about it.
>We head on home, he still had a case of booze in the truck. Driving down the road, that fucking cat monkey fucker stumbles out of some bushes, swear he was drunk.
>Dad doesn't even see him, runs him over and keeps driving.
>"Must've hit a buck."
>Fuck camping.

>>19224020
It sits out in the open with nothing around it but parking lot and gets emptied once a week. There's nothing under it but asphalt. Also, it only has two openings, a sliding metal door that can be seen from the front of the store and the top, which is two hinged hard plastic flaps that can't be opened without it being very obviously visible.

>>19224129
>>19224147

Hmmm... I want to believe this but I don't.

>>19198093
>11 years old, living on Kauai in a tent on the beach with my family.
>friend has a fight with her mom, so she leaves the beach and her mom asks me to go get her
>walk down the little stretch of road, the beach on one side, horse fencing on the other side covered in plants/flowers
>its getting dark af, and it starts to rain
>keep walking and see my friend stopped under a street lamp right before a bridge
>talk her into coming back to camp
>fence is on the left side of me, beach and friend on the right
>I found myself drawn to a part in the fence that didn't have plants growing on it, and one of the horizontal wood slats looked broken
>look inside the fence curiously
>two massive glowing red eyes surrounded by complete and utter darkness. Like, pitch black shadow with red eyes
>mind goes blank and I found myself right next to my friend who kept walking
>tell her what happened, she doesn't believe me
>i go back to the same place I saw it, checking the entire fence for a hole
>didn't see shit

The second time I saw it:
>bout 15 years old, laying in bed in the dark
>just really figuring out masturbation is amazing and I'm insanely horny all the time
>go to town on myself, eyes just staring up at the big shelf above the head of my bed
>two red eyes peek over the edge of the shelf and kind of run down the length of it looking down at me
>almost have a heart attack
>I was used to seeing creepy shit (I have many more stories) so I just closed my eyes and finished
>open my eyes and it's gone

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>>19224507
The beach was called Anini Beach, and in the left of the picture you can see the polo fields/horse corrals. It looks a bit different than it did 18 years ago, though.

Another one, same bedroom as the last story:
>16 years old, sharing a room with my sibling
>custom built bed, stands three feet from the floor with plenty of space underneath.
>foot of bed faces a 2x2' closet that faces to the right
>no door on closet, so I hung a small stuffed animal just because
>falling asleep, when I feel hands or fingers running up my leg.
>kick the shit out of whatever it was, because we had a couple pet rats that had gotten loose
>it stops for a minute, but keeps going, touching my leg
>I look down at the foot of my bed
>and I see a huge head with giant eyes like a bug staring at me from the inside of the closet,like it's peeking out around the corner of the closet wall with an arm wrapped around the outside.
>I could barely see, but the window next to the closet had a little bit of light shining in (Alaska midnight sun)
>thinking it was just the stuffed animal I'd hung up in my sleepy brain, it didn't register immediately that the stuffed animal wasn't shaped like that... And didn't have arms.
>close my eyes tight, and wake up my sibling sleeping next to me, tell them to turn on the light because there was something in the closet.
>"I'm trying to sleep!"
>jump over sibling and flick the light on, but don't look at the closet, giving whatever the fuck it was a chance to hide,and I didn't want to see whatever it was in the light
>wait about 15 seconds, look over
>stuffed animal is swinging in the closet doorway
I didn't sleep in that room for two months.

>>19198093
>be me 18
>suddenly wake up in a jolt from sleep
>can't fucking breathe
>can't fucking move
>try to yell for parents but nothing comes out
>laying there like a potato
>start hearing whispers
>can't fucking understand them, but know they're calling my name
>all my nope
>internal screaming fuck off
>suddenly everything turns angry
>hear loud ass demon screech
>close my eye and pray to the God I don't believe it to be left alone
>suddenly it's just gone.
>in one second everything has stopped. I can breathe, I can move, I can talk
>tell dad about it
>starts telling me about all the shit that he's experienced
>knocking on the door and nobody is there
>footsteps in the hallway when the house was empty
>his dead mother calling his name
>shit like that

Additional story

A while back I was talking to my mother. She lives with a couple of friends. Asks me if I remember telling her I saw a WWII soldier standing at the foot of the bed staring at her. Says I said I saw it, he looked at me and did the "shhh" thing. Hell no I don't remember that shit. Thought I was probably fucking with her. She says one of her friends moved out. The reason? They were sharing a bed and she saw the fucking soldier at the foot of the bed one morning, exactly as I apparently described
>mfw

>>19216579
>tl;dr do Cenetral or Eastern Europeans like to scare their kids for fun?

Totally, you wouldn't believe how much my grandfather enjoyed that when I was younger

Sadly my family wasn't as creative so I don't have anything to tell

Sorry for typing a life story but Nativefag here, family has had some spoopy shit like dreams and some other weird shit happen like
>my mom hearing someone walk around the house when everyone is asleep (I usually stay in my room at these times) and feels like something's watching her and saying her name
>sister hears walking too.
>had magic used over someone she loved (probably my step dad) the effect was to give her a miscarriage but at a price of a family member
>has 2 miscarriages
she got pregnant again in 2009, my said it's a miracle that she gave birth to my youngest sister.
>weird dreams happen
>like my sister having a dream of the entire family dead
>mom having weird dreams too, one I remember her telling me is about when she drinking with relatives at a bar, I was with her dd
>me and dd went for a walk and never came back
>she was drinking with her aunt, something interrupts them and starts talking about personal stuff.
>aunt has a dream of driving on a back road and a spirit of some sort following her and some people she was with
>they floor it and they manage to lose it for a while, after some time they go back home and run in to check on her kids
>they're gone for a couple of seconds
>after reappearing one kid says there's something in the laundry room
>they go check it out, something red was glowing in there
>uncle goes in and looks at it
>turns around, his eyes are rolled back and look like as he's possessed the goes back to looking at it again.
>turns back one more time, he's normal
>they go to check on the kids, one is gone
>they run the laundry room, missing kid is there as a doll, says that the spirit is coming for her family, her oldest grill is first.
>she wakes up and tells my mom

>>19223440
I have meniere's disease, which, being an inner ear issue, causes slight balance issues, bouts outs of vertigo and nausea, lowered hearing and all sorts of sounds in my sick ear. Generally it's that tinnitus beep or a low hum, but during certain stressful times it has been a sound loud enough in my head to disturb sleeping.

Never been a drum-like sound tho, but I've read fellow menieres folk describe all kinds of weird noises and sounds.

During a vertigo episode it usually gets loud as balls too.

The "disease" is different for everyone and the symptoms vary a lot, but generally everyone has lowered hearing, tinnitus and at least occasional bouts of vertigo.

Ever felt a tad of hearing loss in either ear, any kind of tinnitus, or a feeling of fullness or.. plugginess? For some people it starts with that and the vertigo episodes may come decades later.

>>19199057
Lol when i was a kid i woke up. I slept in the top bunk of a bunkbed. There was this spider so big the fuckers legs curled around the base the celing fan i was right under. I hoped out of bed and told mum there was a really big dpider on the fan. She freaked the fuck out and had to get dad. He ended up bashing the cunt and mum flushed it down the toilet. Biggest spider iv ever fucking seen.

>>19206813
You guys did 1st lvl exorcism. Well done. Now you know how to fight unwanted energy beings. The punc/attack needs to be more of this mental style...
>kamehameha
Yeah... I know it sounds ridiculous but it werks just fine.

>>19198888
>>19199000
>>19205588
This thread has something insane going on! Magick numbers!
>horyshet.jpg

>>19211258
Ylävitonen

> Live in the middle of nowhere in northern Europe
> Decide to drive into a town on my motorbike to shop some stuff I need
> Of course it starts raining
> Been driving for a while and I'm on a super skinny dead forest road because better rain protection and less wind
> There are no houses on this road until you get really close to town which was at least 15 km away if not more
> Haven't met a single car so far besides the ones I met before turning on to this road a couple of minutes ago
> It's a little dark outside and the rain doesn't help
> Coming out of a very tight and kinda hilly corner were it's hard to see, very far away on the straight road I see a person standing on the side of the road, most likely a hitchhiker
> Think to myself I might aswell stop and let them get on if they aren't a creep since it's in the middle of nowhere and it's raining
> Check my mirrors for a while to make sure there isn't any traffic coming out of the blind corner behind me so I'm not in their way, also check my fuel gauge whilst I'm at it
> MFW I look up again and there's no sign of anyone, not even footsteps in the mud where the thing stood

What the fuck was this? This happened almost 2 weeks ago and I'm still weirded out by it.

>>19223440
Something is calling you. Do your best to intake or reject.
>intake
A shaman
>reject
A psychologist

>>19224481
Eh, believe me or don't, I couldn't care less, just trying to share my experience

>>19201906
I took a walk in Detroit today and walked pass a gas station. That could have easily been my life, gone in an instant.

The point we're trying to make is that this shit happens to everyone. It isn't seeking you out. Its a consolation prize for being alive another day. If you jumped out a plane and landed on a stray biplane after your parachute didn't deploy, then you might have some type of guardian angel to brag about

>be 11 years old
>wake up in middle of night
>bed faces into hallway and up to the first flight of stairs
>as i wake a long shadow thing is staring at me
>can only force myself to move toe under my bed
>go back to sleep

that's about the height of my spoops, had a really boring life compared to other anons

It's not really possible to greentext this story because I was way too young to really explain the context.

But I have this very old memory, I think it's probably my oldest memory ever in fact. I was probably 1 year old or maybe 2 ? but I remember that I was in my cot, during the night, I woke up and a black figure was hunched above me, trying to touch me. It wasn't my father or my mother. It's difficult to say if it was my imagination, a dream or something else but since even adults tend to see shadow figures like this during the night... Anything is possible.

>>19198093

I've been to the Hellfire club, it's just a dump filled with socks, panties, used needles and beer bottles.

>>19224180
This story is hilarious for some reason.

>>19225742
Just like the rest of Dublin.

t. Irishfag not from Dublin but who lived there

>>19219454
I Googled it, it's a fucking town in the Netherlands not a mansion you fucking cuck.

>>19224604
Sleep paralysis is pretty normal anon, not paranormal.

>>19215428
Native American shit always freaks me right the hell out

>>19221355
Please tell me you have more innawoods stories

>>19198888
you're a retard son.

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>>19224180
I think your dad did see it and knew what it was but didn't want to freak you out. Had a kek though. Good story.

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I remember someone taking a shit right outside a house I was staying at in the middle of the night. Spooked the shit outta me.

>Be me, 14 years old, at vacation in mexico with my younger brother, 12 years old.
>Family we visited own a decent amount of land and their property is near the end of a large stretch of road.
>Two families share the land and there are a total of about 4 houses with bedrooms and a shared kitchen house.
>One of the families own a building by the road that is a store.They recently built another house next to it and are planning to run a bakery.
>Stayed at this recently built house. Front side of the house is basically like a store front, glass windows.
>They spent hours covering the windows with newspaper and cardboard so as to have privacy when we sleep.
>To the left of the house I was staying at is field of corn. Since house is recently built, my family did not finished putting in furniture.
>Decided to just sleep on the floor on top of comfy blankets they gave us.
>4 of my cousins(two who were also on vacation from the states) stayed with us at the house so we wouldn't be scared.
>So there were 6 of us in total.
>No streetlights near this house except for the house lights on the front side
>Walking down the street at night is basically like walking in total darkness
>First night there, I wake up to the sounds of someone grunting. WTF? Look around, all my cousins are in the room sleeping.
>Room is basically the first floor with the storefront.
>Turn my head towards where the sound is coming
>See a silhouette of a person crouching, his shadow is shown through the newspaper due to front house light.
>Hear him grunting and pushing. Close my eyes and cover myself under my blankets cause im scared
>Grunting stops and I hear the sounds of flushing toilet.
>WTF.jpeg

There's no bathroom with running plumbing in the house when I stayed at. The working bathrooms is near the family houses.The house I stayed at is like 2 mins away from them.

>>19198888
>got a massive friction burn on my leg from skidding on grass
Well thank fuck you didn't catch fire and die

>>19209560
>>remember ghost puncher "bet he's scared of me!"
nice meme

>be me
>be a snot-nosed 5yo shitwipe
>go to our cottage house for the weekend
>run around in the nearby forest doing stupid shit
>suddenly hear the most fucking terrifying humanlike shriek
>see something dart around in the bushes
>shit.rar unpacked to C://Pants
>nope the fuck outta there and run back to the house.

Now, i know it was just a fox being an asshole, but back then it was pretty spoopy.

>>19226508
it is a town in the netherlands but the mansion is called the same you fucking idiot!

https://www.google.be/search?q=sas+van+gent+haunted+house&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi55obwlejUAhXLKlAKHbTyCMIQ_AUIBigB&biw=1366&bih=613

>>19198888
>sliced my fingers with a knife by accident

And you're somehow still alive? Wow!

Cool stories, but be honest, how many of you are schizophrenic?

>>19223698
Way to sell it. But yes. Do tell.

>>19206851
It's happened to me. I dreamed I was shot in the chest and when I woke up it hurt idk why.

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Lulz at all you arachniphags.

I catch big ass tarantulas all the time. They're laid back like the Dude.

>>19231953
put a fucking shirt on

>>19200547
Sounds like a satellite

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not exactly spooks or spirits, but unsettling dream shit
>be me
>4 or 5
>having really bad nightmares
>can tell mom is stressed
>have repeat dreams now
>the dream consists of me begging mom not to get into a coffin
>she's so calm
>she can't hear me
>we're at a Macy's (her old job)
>she gets into the coffin and I can't open it
>the ground below it turns into a giant pillar
>wake up
Fastforward 15 years later
>me and mom talking about life
>finally reveals to me she tried to kill herself with me in the car in a Macy's parking lot
>gun jammed
>she just cried and held me
This scared the shit out of me

>>19224129
>>19224147
Sounds like a Goat-Man more than a skinwalker. SW's literally steal skin, goat men only mimic and fuck with you for entertainment

>>19198093
>2 years ago have shitty job
>talk to coworkers one is super religious
>talk about satan and souls
>say "If satan or god were real then id sell my soul to either one for 100,000$ dollars right now!" nothing happens
>months later girlfriend cheats on me, break up
>lose job after i get injured at work(broke arm)
>run out of money
>almost become homeless
>ask my mom for help
>she has family inheritance and lives in apartment, says i can move in with her once she buys a house
>never see girlfriend, cats or car again
>live in house in city with no friends and no money super depressed
>house cost 120,000
>think to myself, it feels like im living in my own private hell
>remember deal with supernatural entities, at least my soul was worth more than my estimate

>>19215196
not that spooky, just some cool art from some random person

>>19198935
You should have fucked her.

>down the street from me is a boarded up house
>old lady just died in there
>she was an invalid and mentally unstable with no family
>bank took ownership of it, secured the doors, boarded up windows, and now it just sits there
>every now and then some fuckers break into it
>not on my watch, faggots
>whenever i sit in my front yard reading, i keep an eye on it
>have called the cops like 5 times because fuckers try to squat in it and do drugs or some shit
>one day, see two cholo-looking faggots force open the front door
>not today you fucking mongs
>start to call the cops
>suddenly, the two fuckers haul ass out of the house as fast as possible
>the fug
>call cops anyway, tell them direction of travel and that there may be someone else in the house
>they walk through, find no one

not sure what spooked Jose and Pepe but they beat feet out of there faster than queer to BoyTown

>>19220731
Jesus, your parents let you out til midnight at 6?? Sum shitty parents.

Driving to work one night with gf
Dark and stormy/cloudy/no moon, you get it
Reach stretch of highway next to lake
Usually able to see across lake to well-lit neighborhood
Can't see shit, just the few lights on near side of lake
Keep looking trying to see clouds
Nothing but pitch blackness, darkest thing I've ever seen
GF is basically blind so I don't ask if she can see it
Trying to watch road, eyes are drawn to the void

Not paranormal, just creepy ass weather. Gf is a night cleaner and I hang out in parking lots in the middle of the night, seen lots of weird shit.

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I have a story, but I have no idea how to retell it. It involves my boyfriend and I. Pic related it's a paved road we drove down that had beautiful scenery and I thought the clouds looked nice.
Long story short:
>we went primitive camping, we're in the middle of nowhere
>we here music that we can't seem to make out the lyrics
>11pm hits and we realize the lyrics become clear
>it's whitney houston's i will always love you
>this song has been playing nonstop
>over. and over. and over again since 6pm
>i fall asleep around midnight
>get waken up 10mins later
>my bf is loading up his rifle
>"i heard a car pull up"
>"are you sure?"
>"it's a distinct sound. car tires on a dirt road. someone pulled up and it's late, there's no reason for them to be here unless it's bad intentions"
>we nope the fuck out of there
>he comes out of tent and tries to load a round into the chamber (i think that's what it's called sorry idk guns like him)
>the bullet is jammed
>this is some horror movie shit. we're dead
>he finally loads it
>i'm shinning a flashlight into the trees. nothing
>he packs up our tent
>i roll up the tart
>we shove everything into the car and drive outta there


I have no idea where the music was coming from or why it was playing and I have no idea where that car noise came from or if it was real, what was it doing there? The camping spot we were on had only one way in and one way out. I was afraid we'd see a bear, but now I'm more afraid of the unknown.

>>19236070
>I hang out in parking lots in the middle of the night
Do you do this because you're waiting to pick up your gf or is it just a hobby of yours?

I've got two fairly recent ones
>have two cats
>sometimes leave door open at night so they can come in if they want
>often sleep next to me in bed
>one night both of them are with me, one curled up at my stomach the other at my knees
>feel pressure at my feet, something pressing the matress down
>feels exactly like a cat walking there
>can still feel the two fuzzballs at my stomach and knees
>pressure is now at my back
>extend arm and turn on lights
>nothing there
this happened four times already and I feel like I might be hallucinating or something

>dreaming
>in living room at night, lights are on
>old classmate from middleschool who I never interacted with is there for whatever reason and wearing a black coat
>tv is on, some cooking show
>on top of the tv shelf is a picture frame
>get closer to look at it
>before I can even make out what it is a shiver runs down my spine
>picture is of the old classmate in my living room but his face is being covered by what looks like a blurry blue arm too close to the camera
>behind him is some fat kid in a slightly darker shade of blue with white glowing eyes
>shit looks like bad photoshop
>suddenly feel like something is approaching from the hallway
>run into kitchen without turning lights on
>hide in tiny space between fridge and wall
>only thing illuminating the room is the light from the living room and a bit of moonlight from the window slightly above me
>feel something at my feet
>there's a small child sized humanoid creature with no distinguishable facial features to speak of
>ear shattering loud beeping noise that lasted a good 10 seconds, vision gets blurry and my entire body hurts
>thing is gone
>take out phone and text my family my last words
>wake up
>I actually heard the beeping noise, I swear it wasn't a dream
>whole body hurts and can barely move
>feel watched but don't dare to turn my head
>pull covers up so they cover my nose
>try to sleep again
I don't know what the fuck that was but it spooks me to this day.

>>19236108
lol I wait for her in my car. I realized that was worded poorly, but I'm tired af

>>19200547
could be ball lightning

>>19224147
Whereabout in wisconsin?

>>19223360
if there was squirrels, they throw things at people. they dont like it when i'm close to their trees when i hunt

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>>19201406
>browse paranormal board
>get assblasted about ghost stories