Stardust ranch

>>19196440
Is this guy a product of inbreeding?
Did his mother bang her own brother?

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>>19196440
>do you think he really has sword duels with ayylmaos?

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>>19196471
They even gave him a rock of friendship, and he still stabbed the poor sods

>>19196440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AD199khsD8
Just incase people don't know what this is

>>19196494
I was referring to the person who asked this question (You)

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>>19196440

Are you suggesting this blob sword fights anything??

>Teleports behind you

"Heh...nothin' personal, greys..."

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>>19196715
Some people on this board legitimately think that the earth is flat; I was hoping to see some crazy theories

>>19196725

I hope so, because I'm sure you'll get some believers. As for me, this is clearly retarded.

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>>19196738
/x/ is the retarded board, senpai

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>>19196743

>How 2 summon succubus

>Trade my soul 4 sex

>Can I use a sigil to get rid of neckbeards?

>Tell me my future, random internet poster

>I'm scared of bad horror movies

>I'm scared of anything remotely different, give me all ur spoops

>I want to read really bad fan fiction horror stories but I don't really wanna read so make it green text

>Satan is coming to Flatworld in a simulated reality

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>>19196764
>The greys are molesting my landwhale wife and keep leaving passive-aggressive pebbles on my lawn

>>19196764
Nice way to sum up /x/

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>>19196764
Do you think that if we flooded the board with thought provoking threads (like, legitimately spoopy things that aren't just 'Muh ghosts' or 'Mandela effect because I forgot how a thing looked') , the overall quality of /x/ would recover?

>>19196787

I'm inclined to believe it wouldn't, but I am hopeful that one day we will tip the scales.
Maybe I will invest more time.

The problem is that the people who could do this, have too many other things to focus on than the ranting and raving /x/philes' ignorant highdeas

>>19196764
>>19196770

>I am an omnipotent being that created literally existence itself and I am answering questions at 3:30am PST on 4chan.org/x/

>I am an alien, I have nothing better to do than answer /x/philes' questions

>Can you research demons for me and do all the legwork so I can reap the rewards?

>This is the real alien picture of a real alien and totally not at all a fake and gay edit

>>19196818
>My penis is haunted, AMA
This is now a /x/ title parodying thread

>>19196829

>>19196829

>I took a grainy photo on a Nokia flip phone yesterday and my pareidolia is flaring up. What is this blur?

>What if the good guy was the bad guy all along?

>Is the fictional Hollywood film "The Matrix" a documentary?

>Redpill me on blue balls

>What's camping with schizophrenia like? Innawoods greentexts please

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>>19196843
>last night I took LSD anally, and now I'm pregnant; anyone had this happen before?
>Tried using a Ouija board for the first time yesterday, and just got telemarketing from the ghost of Billy Mays. How to avoid this?

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>>19196860

>Is this waterfall the real fountain of youth? (No, I will not be more specific)

>>19196868
>I made a tulpa and it killed itself, would it be unethical to imagine another one?

>Fucking magnets, how do they work? Is it because the earth is flat?

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>>19196891
>mfw I was going to make fun of the vampire threads, but it literally would just be a legit thread title "Are vampires real and how do I become one"

>>19196901
>Vampire here; is menstrual blood nutritious?

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>>19196908
you win

>>19196843
>I'm to lazy to find them myself with the magical google internet box, so everyone post the 100% legit real true story greentexts you've saved over the years.

>It's totally about to happen, turn on the news. I won't say what, and probably won't say when or how i know, but shh.

>>19196930
>A bad thing will happen on December 32nd this year

>>19196513
I heard about this guy before.

Pretty creepy in the interview video when you see the "greys" behind him.

Why doesn't he move out? Surely he could sell the ranch?

>>19196955
Probably likes the attention senpai; plus he deliberately bought the place to set up a horse/dog rescue centre, so it'd be hard to move all of his animals and stuff

>>19196955
>Surely he could sell the ranch?

Surely he could pretend it's another Skinwalker Ranch and try to make money off retards