ITT: Things that spooped us that turned out to be relatively harmless
>be me
>first night in new house
>living alone
>decide to have a shower before bed
>leave the bathroom door open while i scrub my sins away
>get out of shower and see the words "help me" written in the bathroom mirror
>legs are now wet again
>window says "i'm watching you!"
>don't even bother drying myself, put on dirty clothes and head downstairs with my hands cocked and ready to chop
>hall window is steamed up because i left the door open
>"i love you" & smiley face on window
>awwthanksgoat
>realise that the writing isn't even fresh
>amateur hour
>probably just something the couple/family/whatever that lived in the house before leaving messages for each other
>furiously wipe every glass surface in the house
>>19193642
Next tenant in this house is so gonna get pranked now
>>19193642
>Be me
>At old house
>Its getting dark fast
>House is in the middle of fucking nowhere
>Dont feel like going back home in the dark since i have to go thought the woods to do so
>I still have two days to get the keys of this old house to the actual owner
>There's nothing but an old mattress inside
>Seems ok
>Get my bike inside the house
>Close the door behind
>No light
>No big deal ill just sleep anyways
>Take two steps towards the kitchen
>Hear some laughing, then silence
>Freeze in place
>I had experienced spoopy stuff all my life, it was no big deal, but this laughter, i could swear there was someone there, it was just too vivid, too perfect of a sound
>I know there is no one, neighbors are too far, the house is too far from everything and i already had spend some of the day there already.
>I open the door as calmly as i can
>Get out, close the door, get my bike
>Go back home thought the woods while the sun is setting, make it out almost in pitch dark
>Never return.
>2013
>Living alone at the time
>Can't sleep well, too stressed from work
>Laying in bed, listening to the fan
>Suddenly, something slams violently against the side of my house
>Shakes the damn wall
>Jump up, grab my 45, run downstairs
>Open the door
>My fucking mailbox is smashed up on the steps
>Some drunk idiot drove through my yard and crashed into a tree in the neighbors yard
>Had to buy a new mailbox
>That sucked
>Put 12" spikes under the mulch all along the front yard after that until the HOA bitched at me for it
>>19193642
I'm a skeptic but I think I saw a ufo last night i'm not sure. It was a smal kinda flashing color changing light like a plane would have, but it just sorta popped up, did a loopty loop and then whizzed off. I thought it was a shooting star at first till I saw the loop. Couldn't have been anything in the wind because it was a very still night. probs harmless though
>>19195342
>probs harmless though
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