D'WAVE computer

>>19188994
Quantum computers are, by definition, not paranormal. Even if alternate universes were proven to exist, they would then stop being paranormal as well.

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>>19189012

Unless we're using the paranormal definition of the paranormal then they would be.

Or would could also use the para-normal definition of the word paranormal.

>>19189012
i've seen worse on /x/ ..
watch the video

>>19189046
No it's if you use the literal definition. Once you explain something scientifically, it's not paranormal

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>>19188994
Before the mandela effect, 1 DWAVE computer
After the mandela effect x number of DWAVE computers

>>19189235
We have done that before and some things are still paranormal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt5Vv97v5g8

>>19189249
ghosts remain paranormal for example, as well as esp

>>19188994
Oh God, they are reproducing

>>19189262
thought that was strange myself

>>19189251
Neither of those are scientifically explained and both are considered pseudoscience

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>Fucker explains that the chip contacts parrellel universes for that sweet sweet proccessing power.
>dufuq.jpg
>Keeps talking about the fucking computer instead of explaining the whole parrellel universe thing.
>Does nothing to explain how in the good fuck they are able to do this.
All about those shekals

They're not real parallel universes, he's using an analogy of the quantum computer's ability to see two states simultaneously as opposed to one.

Normal computers see 0 or 1.

Quantum computers can see both 0 and 1 at the same time and decide from there, making them much faster at processing.

>>19189451
That would take the fun out of it, party pooper.

>>19189262
kys

>>19189467
Basically this.

/x/ needs to learn some computer science.

>>19189679
>/x/
>learning
Lol

>>19188994
the Mandela effect is an excuse for those who remember things incorrectly.

Otherwise quantum computers are pretty neat, but not paranormal. Quantum entanglement and tunneling might affect parallel universes but it isn't proven, and its just a few photons being used for the quantum computers, nothing bigger or more significant

>>19188994
Oh for God's sake... I'm so sick of hearing about the Mandela Effect.

It's just a pattern of misconceptions that aren't all that uncanny.

>OMFG BERENSTEIN/STAIN!!!
The spelling you thought it was is simply derived from the phonetics

Retards

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Nobody realizes that this is the machination of the beast?

Technology is merely spirit-matter, or rather the spirit interacting with matter.

wtf are we even powering?

>>19189304
There are right there, regardless of mainstream science not accepting them as a valid phenomenon, it still happens.

>tfw they are going to use this to instantly bust up all the cryptocurrencies

Truly we should all be afraid when A.I. is paired with a sophisticated quantum computer.

This will be the super intelligence that outpaces us.

Just hope we're smart enough to program it without any human qualities.

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but how does it work?

>>19189920
exactly, and I'm pretty sure it's already active

it's built in a complete humanity kill switch with the fucking cell towers

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>>19188994
Oh dear oh dear oh deary dear.

It seems we need to have The Talk.

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>>19190385
Man, I forgot how long this comic is.

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>>19190391
One more after this.

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>>19190394
There we go.

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>>19190412
>MS Paint fail
sigh...

>>19189872
>we
You don't do shit, worthless maggot.

>>19190416
i have no idea what any of that means

>>19188994
I'm just waiting for the quantum AI world government.

>>19190429
That's because scientists are elitist fags.

But you could use reading a little.

>>19190394
KEK

>>19190440
We are there since the eighties, who do you think decided that Enron needed to be saved.

It clearly wasn't a warm blooded human.

>>19190428
As if it's not feeding off of the energies of humans, fuck off.

>>19190531
Of humans; yes. Yours; no. Fuck off my board, pigglet.

I am currently working with the Dwave, I can guarantee this post will contain very unusual numbers, perhaps coordinates.

This computer lets us see the past and future.

here we go! The first 4chan post made with the Dwave

>>19190429
It means all the people using quantum mechanics to explain the paranormal have their heads up their own asses so far they've fallen into themselves and created a singularity of dumbass.

>>19190557
Fucking right, fuck the beast, I won't source it.

>>19190609
well fuck, a massive palindrome... 90609

>>19189895
>cryptocurrency

such a fun word to say. CRIPTO CURR ENSI. sounds like sex off the tongue

>>19190724
>massive
>five numbers

I don't think you know what massive is if five whole characters is massive to you.

>>19190729
relatively speaking, a 5 digit palindrome is decent, I'm happy when I get a simple 3

>>19189244
EXATCLY!

like he says in the vid they've been doing 2 times a year since the first started and its only going to continue..

nice dubs check'd

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>>19189262
they have heart beats..

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>>19189451
we wouldnt even begin to understand it tho retard..

do you know quantum mechanics or physics? lel

js

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>>19189790
waddup C.I.A.

>>19189808
kys

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>>19190416
just as bad as a wall of text.

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>>19190511
he is with us

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>>19190557
jej

>>19190733
care to explain?
there seems too be some truth to your dubs.
if that is the d'wave posting then it's right about unusual numbers

>>19189012
Beside the normal, not usual- yes paranormal

>>19190897
Yeah, like digits or dubs/trips, there's also palindromes, which are numbers or phrases that repeat forwards and backwards... so like 0880

Palindromes go back to ancient Atlantean/Egyptian mystery teachings, school of Thoth, it's a mark.

So yea, it definitely had unusual numbers.

>>19190972
what does 90609 mean?

>>19190986
Besides being a palindrome, it's the 9 sixty nine duo, like lotto, etc... so a number that an AI would pick LOL

>>19190986
>90609
And that number brings up a ZIP code of this electronics company, seems something that would have access to potential DWave technology.

http://www.whittierelectronics.com

>>19190871
Listen to two hours of esp recordings and we'll talk.

>>19189012
take your thorazine

>>19189808
kys

>>19191079
thats spoopy cause im not too far from whittier electronics..

dwave knows..

>>19191100
wut

>>19190609
wtf

>>19191141
woah, that's deep

>>19191083
You mean EVP.

ESP is extra sensory perception
EVP is electronic voice phenomenon

>>19189732

Heh.

https://qntm.org/responsibility
Nice fiction about it

>>19189679
and physics

honestly quantum physics is spoopier than anything on this board

>>19192494
tru

>>19189790
I swear on Hitler's brown eyes, Mona Lisa's blank face, and my left-centered heart that you're wrong.

>>19188994
Man I've tried making this thread before.
I think vault 7 is filled with them.
All the dwave computers take all the adgorithms for the powers that be and they watch us and can make better plans

>>19189920
I've got a different view. AI might be the only way for us out of this, even though it's an 50/50 shot that it will turn on us. What's guaranteed is that psychopaths are in control of massively advanced computing. Imho AI will turn out the same way as the atomic bomb, nobody can afford not to develop AI, otherwise they're completely at mercy for those that do.

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>>19189012
do they use these machines to get always the first post?

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>>19194191
saved

>>19193108
You think Hitler's eyes are brown because nearly every picture of him is in black and white, so you can't see what color his eyes are, but since his hair is brown you assume that his eyes are too. This is reinforced by Hitler and the Nazis being strongly associated with blonde hair/blue eyes, so when you see him without one of the traits you assume he doesn't have the other one. Mona Lisa has always had a little smile, it's the most famous thing about the painting. They named a fucking movie after it. Your heart is still to the left, like it always has been.

Kill yourself.

>>19190458
>scientists are elitist fags
I really hope this is a troll

>>19194553
you're on /x/

The trench will be obtainable hinyt hint

>>19194389
Wanna explain how I remember 4 people in the car for JFK?

>in be4 muh bad memories

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>>19190846
>>19189262
>>19189298
HAPPENING

>>19194669
I don't know exactly why, but I took a look at the Zapruder film and for lots of it only 4 people are visible at a time.

>in be4 muh bad memories
That's literally what it is though. Your brain isn't a camera.

>>19194669
Because cars generally have 4 seats. And when you think about who was there that day, JFK and his wife are obvious, the driver is another obvious one, and then one more passenger in the front. So you only really think of those 4 and the other 2 people aren't really of consequence.

>>19190854
Yes

>>19188994
because computers are discussed over on /g/ ?

>>19188994
Question is not: "WHY they mess with it" ...this is obvious..wouldn't you wanna mess with parallel universes, if you could?!:...

Question must be: "DID they / are they even really able mess with parallel universes?"

>>19189244
not related to you text, but to your pic:
Looking for deep meanings in a Hollywood Blockbuster with Ashton Cutcher....I see your authism is shining like a snowflake

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>>19188994

>>19196742
>I see your authism is shining like a snowflake
You realise the butterfly effect has been around since 1963 right?

Might want to check your own autism, buddy.

>>19189304
>considered pseudoscience
Maybe certain experiments claiming to prove them are 'pseudoscience' but the phenomenons themselves, whether they exist or not, cannot be 'pseudoscience.'

>>19196746
You just spamming every thread with that pic? Is that you Hanz?

>>19196966
Nah, Flo wouldn't do that.

Tell me something spooky personally about me Dwave

OP, you're fucking retarded. If the Mandela effect existed (which it fucking doesn't), it would have nothing to do with quantum computers. Quantum erasers, maybe. But that's assuming that you aren't just a gay faggot with poor memory.

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>>19189304
Yeah, kinda like how rocketry, genetics, and the atom were thought of about 60 plus years ago.

>>19196940
that's why you posted this cheesy hollywoodesque poster, rather than the scientific statement.

>>19188994

d wave is a scam , do some resesrch

>>19196992
bruh kys or dont reply, go shill somewhere else..
u mad

>>19197116
source and links chink

>>19196532
ur retarded

>>19190385
>>19190391
>>19190394
>>19190412
>>19190416

Thanks for posting kek

>>19197100
I didn't post it, but sure it's cheesy, but that is literally an image and quote from the website of the guy who came up with the butterfly effect, or at least popularised it/gave it a name and structure

>>19191079
Reverse image search of Whittier electronics Co. logo brought me to this
https://www.atomiczip.com/about
Dwave is telling us to relax

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>>19197872
>bruh

>>19189931
it's running on a google research ship in the middle of the pacific, air gapped from the internet as a safety precaution.

>>19188994
>Why are they messing with parallel universes?
Because to be human is to poke everything with a stick.

>>19198945
It's the quantum computers poking parallel universes with a stick. Not the humans. The humans may have built the computers but the very nature of the quantum computers themselves is that they more or less can act upon their own accord.

If you watched the video, you would have heard the speaker say, "They can solve problems we never could be able to." Thus they can poke sticks at things we could never be able to as well.

>>19198978
>autism

>>19188994
The Mandela Effect is not a real thing, it is called false memories. Nothing more. Nothing less. No parallel universe bullshit.

>>19198934
>air-gap cia hacks
>thumb drive will kill us all.

I think they have a computer that's able too do things we are yet to fully understand, igniting speculation that is More like a self propagating disinformation campaign the obvious powers that be can use too keep us looking in the wrong directions while they hoard all the real knowledge. Remember this life Long game is always been about the monopoly of knowledge...

>>19199009
all you shills sounds the same

>>19190458
guess you ain't scientist...go play pokemon go fargot

>>19200453
And all you losers only know the word shill

>>19189679
Dude. Do you even know where you are? There are mysteries in the physical sciences that beggar the mind, but god forbid we should stop forcing tulpas long enough to face them.

>>19196986
your a faggot
your mother is ver disapoint
so disapoint

>>19200727
Mmk just making sure it wasn't as advanced as I thought

>>19188994

THIS IS MADNESS

>>19200727
Say that to me face blacc boi

>>19198978
I think you're misunderstanding the idea that "parallel universes" is shorthand for, and also the metaphor that anon used. I won't try with former, as an accurate explanation is entirely mathematical, but the latter is easy enough. The quantum computer is the stick. It's just a tool. It's not some malevolent entity that was summoned to our universe by infoshaman or whatever the fuck you paranoids think is going on.

>>19190385
this is awesome, who made this? I don't get half of what they say, yet it's intriguing to learn to understand what they're saying.

>>19190557
why not all? how do you now? not the guy, but im curious what the answer might be

>>19201464
>who made this?
>Literally has their name at the top

>>19190609
any way you can prove your claim? pretty I mean....I AM ALSO WORKING ON A D'WAVE COMPUTER...I guess were both lying...nt

>>19194389
brah....Hitler had brown eyes I know for fact, my family is german.

Is this another supposedly "Mandela Effect"? Since when do history books say he has blue eyes?

>>19194669
I agree, the car with 6 seats looks totally off to me, and I watched many, many! documentarys about JFKs dead, a few years ago. It's like the whole fucking car is stretched, somethings is going on, whether CERN is the cause, or anything else, and I wanna know!

>>19196309

but it's still fact, that there were 2 security guys jogging beside the left and ride rear wheels, before they were pulled off and JFK was shot closely after, right?!

This shit is starting to confuse me

>>19200485
cause that's what you're doing

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>>19202477

>>19190412
Welp, that was definitely not created by an artist. Or a writer. ...

>>19201604

I've heard people and sources say blue eyes, I'm Mexican American and always thought it was funny that a brown eyed person would idolize blue eyes.

I also remember the Mona Lisa having a difficult expression to read.

>>19191079
You are getting close.

>>19204361
close to what tho senpai

>>19201604
>my family is german
What does that have to do with anything?

>>19204783
we are hitler experts

24/7 hitler propaganda everywhere

>>19190891
Jed*

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>>19205004
yarp, we even got coloured docutmentarys showing hitler having brown eyes, brown hair, brown beard, brown thoughts.

I recommend you guys to trust in your all natural autism: WE CHANGED TIMELINES.