ALIEN MUMMY!?

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Bringing back an oldie

>>19188529
Proofs?

>>19188537
https://youtu.be/X7ZwGk8PMY8

>>19188529
CIA shrill

>>19188529
The only proof you actually have it's that the people researching it's all involved in the alien community.

>>19188598
Its something, better than it turning up as a hoax and no one researching it. If some officials are researching it then obviously it means that IT COULD be something. But like the majority of the shrills here they dismiss it, unless it is up and inside your asshole.

>>19188562
How is that proof that it's a hoax?

>>19188681
I may of worded it terribly. But I am saying if it was a complete hoax there wouldnt be anyone wasting their time looking into it. Russian, American and one last researcher (dont remember where he was from) went to Peru to check it out.

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>>19188747

>>19188751

Slothman found in Peru

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>>19188747
sloth

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>>19188747
>>19188751
>>19188762
>>19188782
3 digits

>>19188529

Here is a 360 view on this recent uncovering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZPDhPeQnRY

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>>19188792
south american mega fauna era extinct species previously used as sacrifices in ritual burials for nobility.

>>19188800
>>19188792
Must you ruin every ayymummy thread? Fuck off sloth shill, it's clearly not a sloth if you even looked at the X-rays as was explained to you already. Why post this shit again? Kill your self

>>19188518

It's obviously a hoax. It's absolutely retarded you people could believe aliens would look humanoid like Greys, or this turd. It's a fucking plaster mold around a faked skeletal system. It's extremely easy for a good special effects grad to make something like this.

>>19188518
There is a blog in Spanish that explains how the involved in this shit are regarded as scammers.

>>19188598
>both of the lead researchers have been involved in other alien body hoaxes, just like this
If it isn't a plaster fake
>Peru has already a historical precedent for modifying children's bodies and mummifying the deformed, just like this
There are two much more plausible theories here than this being an actual extraterrestrial. If any researchers are interested in it they are either """ufologists""" or anthropologists wanting to learn more about the culture of early peruvian natives.
The fact you want it to be an alien is what raises the alien theory as the most "probable". There are no facts so far that disprove it being a human or just a hoax yet. There's an infinitesimally slim chance that it's legit so I'll treat the theory of alien as possible, not probable, and more than likely false.

>>19188821
Dates to 200-400 AD...

>>19188821
inteligent bipedal humanoid is the most efficient tool using model known in all of life.

Remember the Mermaid documentry on Discovery? Some of the same people working on it, this is called Entertainment, like when they had the National Inquier, they are allowed to lie for entertainment purposes, it's fake. It's not a real body.

>>19188817
X-rays don't prove anything, if everyone involved with promoting this story is lying (which they are, because Aliens would not fucking look like humanoid, you fucking idiots), and if you had an even semi-competant special effects artist.

>>19188855
Said the liars looking to make a fake alien story. They're scammers you fucking idiot.

You people are jumping to say that an ayyy lmao is the reasonable option, when it certainly fucking isn't. You people are desperate.

>>19188866
Says a small minded human with only earth as a reference of sentient life. Planets with different atmospheres, pressures, gravity, access to light and environmental factors would result in wildly different lifeforms. The concept of an alien having an even remotely humanoid appearance is small minded, amateur shit.

>>19188844
>The owner of these mummies is a guy who calls himself Paul, and he responds to the pseudonym Krawix999. As he confessed in one of his videos, he wans't the one who discovered these remains. Two of his friends (sometines just one guy) found them as they walked through a desert area in southern Peru in January 2016. The area of the discovery remains a secret.

>The first who approached to Paul was the self-proclaimed archaeologist, Thierry Jamin. According with other archeologist, he lacks scientific rigor and the only thing that pursues in his investigations is to find valuables for his enrichment. In fact, in 2013 he was denied an authorization to excavate in Machu Pichu, since in the opinion of the experts, Jamin lacked the necessary knowledge for a proper conservation of the archaeological site.

>Another who joined the party was Brien Foerster, a writer of fantastic stories that links archaeological remains in Latin America, and skulls elongated with the existence of extraterrestrial beings. Foerster organize trips to Peru to visit some "sacred/misterius" places for only 5000 dollars.

http://www.lamentiraestaahifuera.com/2017/01/11/restos-alienigenas-momificados-aparecen-en-peru/

>>19188866
The human body is only efficient on Earth, with the exactly specific conditions available on earth. Humans evolved this way because of their hunter/gatherer past where we could run for long distances without wasting as much energy as say, a cheetah.

>>19188916
Are you retarded? Tool use is required for intelligence. What way in nature other than a hand like pendage would be able to use, build, and manipulate, using tools? Try to design one..

>>19188887
The only conditions we KNOW lead to life are earth-like conditions. Of course we expect intelligent life to be similar to the intelligent life which emerged from these conditions.

>>19188817
why do you even bother saying this?
if you really believe it shouldn't you be packing your little faggot toys to go see your new god, an ALLLLIEN BODY that nobody wears masks or gloves when handling, that requires no government presence like any legit human mummy would. suuuuuuuure, you don't even believe it yourself your just trying to get others to talk you into it, and im spoiling your pretend time delusion.

>>19189003
No, you just seem like the typical shill reposting the same exact debunked images of sloths shitting up the thread. Fuck off nigger

>>19189003
CTR sloth derailing tactic

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>>19188817
stupid gullible delusional faggot that must attach his ego and identity to every single clickbait that catches your foggy narrow sense of awareness.
I am disgusted by your anger over your own lack of cognition. you are totally emotionally involved IMMEDIATELY and it is YOU who ruin every thread on /x/ with your succubus summoning vampire slender faggotry.

you cannot discern shit from chocolate and you get mad when others point out your eating turds.

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>>19188877
this anon is at least of average intelligence and saw right through this spic tourist youtube dollar bullshit made to bait the weak minded fat men.

could it be an alien human hybrid

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>>19189047
I dislike anons that are tricked so easily, and then emotionally defend garbage with little or no information to support their tears.

>>19189063
More likely simply an alien visitor.

>>19189068
Why are you responding to your self? Stop being a shill.

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>>19189069
quick give me money or no aliens will tell you how special you are and make you rich!
you faggots fall for (((it))) every single time.

>>19189077
Ignore the shill. Your derailment only furthers my belief that this may be the real thing.

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>>19189075
I was continuing a thought. Hey please don't call the internet police on me over it, I see how upset you are but maybe we can just exchange our online insurance? who is your provider and which browser did you insure against hurt feelings?

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>>19189094
yeah, when people disagree with you in Avengers threads you believe in them too. Your an idiot, that's what you do. You don't know better.

>>19188562
>jaime
dropped

>>19189099
fuccc

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>>19188850
I don't want it to be an alien, but a lost andean race, but that's just me.

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Peruanon here, we have been hearing about these "mummies" for a while, there are some videos about them, you can use google subs to translate them to english

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHiiYJLq4PQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFWG9-IL-z4

>>19189981
The first video has a very interesting hand at the end.

Just like the Atacama humanoid they aren't really sure what this things are.

They just look to weird to take tthem seriously.

>>19190011
>>19190011
So does trump, yet we have half of the murcians vote for him