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There are trespassers in my house, turning sticky notes upside down (there are sticky notes placed throughout the house) and leaving flowers around the house. I found a rose on my pillow, this flower in a closet and purple flowers in the kitchen sink.
Obviously this can't be something supernatural, so I expect the previous owners to still have keys and fucking around or something
idk what the fuck is going on
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>>19173047
You sure it isn't paranormal? What makes you say it isn't?
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Creepy shit, bruh. I suggest you go invest in some hidden camera technology and get to the bottom of things. Last I checked hidden cams are really cheap and plentiful these days.
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80% sure that it's elves OP
replace all gifts with cloves of garlic and you should be fine
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>>19173057
by being prejudiced towards superstition
>>19173071
That seems to be the best option. Also thought about placing traps but that might make everything worse
I also found some red flakey piss in the toilet and a sleeping mat in a closet
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>>19173085
Can someone sue for getting hurt while trespassing? Just sayin imagine if you actually did put out traps.
Anyway, I don't really think it's spooks. It's more likely it's just creeps.
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>>19173085
Yeah, the use of flowers seem to suggest affection, one sided or otherwise. They could be crazy for you which could be dangerous. Might want to invest in a weapon that you can keep on you just in case this plays out like a horror film.
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get a carbon monoxide sensor you fool
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>>19173075
threw them all out, it's too late
>>19173122
nobody knows my address so eh
>>19173123
already have those
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>>19173221
Seriously check the batteries then. Sounds like you're having episodes you can't remember.
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Seriously OP, this sounds like you have a serious mental disorder. You should seek medical attention or sooner or later you'll hurt yourself or someone else. Nothing of what you say makes any sense.
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>>19173047
I have one living in my closet too :3
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>>19173243
The batteries seem to be Ok, the test function works fine
>>19173267
it's too late friend
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>>19173307
Ew, what happend to your thumb. And that flypaper is fucking disgusting, too.
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You fuckers sure do have some nasty ass houses. How do you live in such filth and squallor?
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This has gotten my intrest
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inb4 OP gets murdered by a stalker
Please post the hidden camera footage here if you don't die
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