Realistically,what are the chances of Adolf Hitler being alive?

>>19172053
Zero.

>>19172064
this.
>born in 1889

any crazy old faggot can make this claim. someone probably told him he was "literally hitler" for being a racist old man and it fucked him up

>>19172053
None. Also that article mentions that he has Alzheimer's.

Adolf Hitler shot himself. So none.

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That would make him 126. The oldest recorded human was only 122. Then again...

>>19172064
>>19172073
>>19172083


These are dumb fucking answers. It's just incredibly, incredibly unlikely.


absolutes show your stupidity. There isn't reliable info on his body being found. Lots of his buddies got to Argentina safe and sound, confirmed. They had every reason to lie about him being dead so no one would look.

I don't believe he's alive. But come on guys. There is a world of difference between "highly, highly improbable" and "absolutely without a doubt 0% chance"

>>19172053
lmao I'm from Salta and had no idea about this. What the fuck? Poor old bastard is probably insane. What kind of Hitler would hide in the nigger part of Argentina? It would make more sense if he was hiding in the South.

>>19172118
No matter how bad you want him coming back, he isn't. Get real.

>>19172053
Pretty fuckin' low to be honest. 128 would make him the oldest man on Earth.

I do think there's a real possibility that he escaped Germany at the end of the war, though.

>>19172118
1.) That guy is clearly not in his 120s. he's visibly in his 70s or 80s.
2.) the oldest verifiable person was 122 which is still younger than Hitler would be
3.) the actual fucking article says the guy has Alzheimer's

That said I do think it is probable Hitler escaped to Latin America in secret.

>>19172141
I thought the nig part of Argentina would be, you know, the whole damn place

>>19172165
Okay, but what are the chances of experimental Nazi life extension tech?

>>19172053
0% unless he looks exactly like he did in classic wolfenstein

>>19172179
Which would have drastically reduced his life. The Nazis didn't fucking discover magic or sci Fi tech , you incompetent. Their tech is ancient 40's/30's crap, which has been absorbed into modern science because we hired all the Nazi scientists.

>we were nordic aliens and scheisse

>>19172627
That you know of.

>>19172053
Nose isn't right, ears are the wrong shape and size, so's his forehead.

Sure sure, plastic surgery is a thing yadda yadda.

He doesn't look 128 either, probably around 80.

>>19172901
Well maybe Hitler became one with the force when he died and that's the reason no one found his body.

>>19172173
Nah it's just the part close to Bolivia and Paraguay, the rest of the country is pretty white.

>>19172179
While Nazi technology was pretty advanced, their medical research was deeply hindered by ideology, politics and esoterics. They spent huge sums on research of herbal and homeopathic medication just to scrap it all later when it was clear, that it was no use in the war and, in case of homeopathy, didn't work at all. The medical research staff was full of people like Mengele who basicly just messed around because they could, but had no serious results ever. Bottom line: All Nazi medical research contributed to modern medicine is documenting how much of several things the human body can take before it expires, i.e. how much pressure, how much air you can inject into a vein and so on.

Then add Hitlers generally bad health and drug addiction fed by his personal quack doctor.

>>19172053
The Rothschild f/a/m gave him a way out. So I'd say 9/11 was the celebration of his death. He died of Y2K panic.

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Thoughts on alien pic posted in /pol/

>>19172118
you might actually be retarded, anon.
>It's highly highly unlikely that I can shoot lightning bolts from my dick
>no that's impossible
>NO JUST HIGHLY UNLIKELY ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE I WATCH TO MUCH ANIMU

>>19172053
he led a country that was filthy rich from looting its neighbors
im sure he was into some freaky shit then and even after he fled with a pile of nazi gold
that shit takes a toll on your body

he may have survived the war but i very highly doubt he lived to an extremely old age

100%.

>>19172973
the nose and ears are made from cartilage, which unlike bones never stop growing

>>19172053
if he hade accesses to incredible healthcare in a great and healthy lifestyle he would have hade the slimmest chance of reaching 128

highly doubt it tho

>>19173476
>if he hade accesses to incredible healthcare in a great and healthy lifestyle he would have hade the slimmest chance of reaching 128

Nobody has ever been documented to reach that age, so I'd say, no, even then he wouldn't. Well, and his healthcare consisted of morphine and cocaine, so....

Surprising that nobody commented on the fact the source of the article is the World News Daily Report, a site that is meant for satire.

>>19173500
You'd be surprised how well the body can be "preserved in junk." It will look like hell, but many addicts, back when there was a legal supply of consistently pure dope and cocaine, lived incredibly long for the amount of poison consumed.

>>19173500

>Nobody has ever been documented to reach that age

which is why i said "slimmest chance"

>his healthcare consisted of morphine and cocaine

which is why i said "i highly doubt it"

but thanks for clearing all that up for me

>>19173459
As far as I know, it's not impossible that a person could live to 128. And they never identified Hitler's body.
I don't think it's him, but it's not nearly as impossible as you claim.

>>19172053
what if Hitler lied about his age so he could join in WW1?

He apparently lied about his nationality so he could join the German army (instead of the Austrian army) so why not his age as well?

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>>19173346
Pic related

>>19172083
Do you always believe everything they feed you or is this an isolated case?

>>19172053
It's more likely this man is Hitler's sleeper cell long lost brother who has just been recommissioned to distract us from the real truth being: sentient soy

>>19173459
Why do people like you exist. You aren't creative or intelligent or at all insightful. The meme ridden sarcasm is just annoying.

>>19173825
>let me roleplay in peace
Realistically the chances are 0 that he's alive.

>>19172141
>i'm from Salta
Don't lie, people don't have internet in Salta.

Also reminder that a shit ton of Germans went to Misiones, which is also the nigger part of the country, and there's whole villages of blonde blue-eyed analphabet poorfags.

>>19172053
He had too many health problems to live old.

>>19172115
I mean he IS the ubermensch

>>19173455
>Thoughts on flareon.jpg?

equally as relevant

>>19173883
he was a failure desu

FBI documents him fleeing to argentina

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>>19172115

>>19173647
Because he has birth records.

back to >>>/pol/

>>19172115
not /x/ related, I know, but I love how this Nazi that has fucking insane powers after being rebuilt a cyborg after blowing up into chunks and had the ability to cause actual harm to the closest thing a man can be to a god dies in fucking Stalingrad and it's just like a slight mention at the end of part 2

>>19173825
rper is mad

The only way this dude survived is if aliens uploaded him to their cyberwumpus for historical preservation.

isnt it weird how hilter has blue eyes now. mandected

>>19175264
yes, in school we were always told "Hitler wanted everyone to have blue eyes, but he had brown eyes lololol what a dummy"

>>19172072
>forgot my own name again
>oh, some kids, maybe they know who i am
>wait, is that a black guy with a white woman? better yell at them
>"FUCK OFF, HITLER!"
>oh, guess i'm hitler
>thanks, kids

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>>19173825
>muh LARP circlejerk

He's dead that's a guarantee

>>19175264
>>19175293
Hitler had blue eyes. He mentioned this several times in Mein Kampf.

>hitler survived all this time
>I sent him a message on facebook "ur a fag"

he has addie's smile, i'll give him that

>>19175293
Almost like a lot of wartime propagand designed to not only make Hitler look evil, but silly, incompetent, and mentally unstable wormed it's way into a lot of people's heads and never left. To this day, some people still believe carrots help you to see in the dark. Same thing.

Imagine you are Hitler, you hand yourself in after 74 years, and nobody believes you

He is on the moon or leading space programs. Also his brain might be inside of a gorilla and has suits of animals like iron but lions, sharks, and walrus so he can have a huge coooock

one day I saw a documentary about Hitler and the painkillers and other drugs that his doctor gave him. Lots of methamphetamine and mixes that his doctor didn't even know what he was doing. So I don't think he could have lived that long

>>19176570
He never had blue eyes.

>>19175204
Jap's have such a boner for Nazi's. I'm glad the Jews haven't fucked with their culture

>>19178541
kek. the jews don't need to do anything. their culture is already fucked

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Lol look, everyone knows Hitler survived the bunker and escaped to southern Africa, but he sure as he'll didn't live to be 128, fuck off.

>implying a meth addict would survive that long

>>19178584
>survived the bunker

No way. Bunker could only handle a few shells, electricity was run by diesel and it kept getting flooded. Not to mention after his apparent death, his bodyguards fled and got caught. There was no way of surviving or escaping.

>>19172118
he'd be literally the oldest person ever you schmuck

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>>19178397
This is a color photograph of him. I don't know where this bullshit about him not having blue eyes came from. I went to a german school and our history teacher also insisted on that meme. It's complete bullshit. There's also reports of people writing about his blue eyes.

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>>19178680
How many normies now post on the daily? Many money. Me say many many many.

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>>19178683
Nope. Light brown or hazel, but never blue.

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>>19178661
agreed, then again this is /x/ So I figured I'd contriboot with some sarcastic story
>also check em'

>>19178661
You believe everything people tell you, or you read on the internet. Don't you? War is politics. Leaders don't hunt each other down.

>>19178696
I believe in facts, and you believe in conspiracies and rumors. Who is the insane one here?

You have a lot of pictures of Hitler? Kek. How useful you must be.

>>19178691
they look clearly blue in that pic, are you colorblind?

>>19178698
Good question. I don't think your qualified to answer that. I don't believe it. It's just there for interpretation. I just don't believe everything without actually knowing. Intelligence.

>>19178711
Being aggressive, doesn't indicate any kind of advanced thought. Name calling, whatever. I remember my first internet fight.

>>19178704
I have blue eyes. Those aren't blue.
>>19178711
You sound like a fool to me. You might as well say, "well I haven't seen the planet so I don't know if it's actually real."

>>19178720
You sound like an asshole. I guess we're at an impasse.

>>19178720
>I have blue eyes. Those aren't blue.
Those are blue and your fucking gay as hell.

>>19178722
I'd rather be than then... well, an idiot.

>>19178720
Trying to be tough, on an anonymous site, calling people dumb. Kek. Projection, is obvious. You clearly don't really have much. Your already angry, that you've been figured out short bus. Get bent.

>>19178725
You really want Hitler to have blue eyes, don't you?

>>19172053

plottwist: he is actually hitler and he is about to start WW3

>>19178733
I'm not trying to be tough. I'm telling it like it is. If you're offended by it, then get some balls.

>>19178734
you're obviously trolling, should've noticed earlier
7/10

>>19173904
Then maybe you're the ubermensch, too desu

>>19178720
The image is darkly lit, but the eyes are clearly blue.

>>19172053
Technically his conciousness is in another body

>>19172053
He had parkinsons and stomach cancer last we heard of him. It's unlikely that the oldest person to have ever lived was also Der Fuhrer.

>>19179378
whos body

>>19179388
Elvis'

>>19178725
What is his fucking gay as hell?

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who gives a shit. the Rothschilds are still trying to take over the world with proxy wars (mini holocausts for brown people!) and shady business deals. fuck the past.

>>19179378
Yes he did reincarnate, but as a cat.

>>19175324
TFW its true!

>>19175324
>>19180392
What the fuck? Does dementia even work that way? The memories of his facts of Hitler are stored in different parts of his brains. Also wouldn't he have moments where he lapses and realizes he's not Hitler?

More like a scam than illness
Unless he really did somehow manage to stay alive

>>19173500
>Nobody has ever been documented to reach that age

What are you doing on /x/, you clueless little sheeple?

>>19172141
you need to track down der Führer, do it for /x/ anon, danke.

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>>19172053
Imagine how frustrating it must be to actually be Adolf Hitler and nobody believes you.

It's probably how the Brazilian Jesus feels, he is even making Youtube pop song covers in order to try to get attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gogjQiuI9_w

We have Hitler's DNA, why dont we just test this guy?

Anyway, what are the chances of Hitler being alive? Practically zero.

As for him escaping Germany, I'd say it's possible (definitely wouldn't surprise me), and I'd think Argentina would be near the top of the list.

But nobody has ever been recorded living even close to 128, and with his stress, poor health, and bad habits, he had a better chance actually winning the war than living that long after it.

>>19172053
He might have some Antichrist ability that prolongues his life

>>19175204
Stalingrad was fucking B R U T A L

>>19173534
The chances are so close to none that it's not a stretch to say they are none. Happy? Don't take everything so much on the first degree anon.

>>19180359
You're retarded

https://sputniknews.com/latam/201706201054798602-argentina-hitler-nazi-treasure/

More info possibly?

>>19172053
Zero. Hitler is dead. However I do think it's entirely possible and not at all outlandish that he escaped the bunker and died in a remote compound in the middle of Patagonia.

>>19181699
And you're a nigger

>>19172053

gotta ask him if he was raped anally by jews
if yes hes most likely Hitler

>>19181721

This.

It's not difficult to stage your death, it's common for people in power such as Hitler to have doppelgangers.

He probably signed a deal to surrender, part of the deal to live in Argentina with the rest of the nazis who fled when the war came to an end.

>>19172546
kek

>>19173825
the sarcasm is employed precisely to trick easily irritable smug idiots and bad trolls into replying while also proving a point. if said idiot/troll is truly upset by being patronised, he will simply retaliate against the act itself while calling out how the other end is just embarrassing themselves, instead of addressing the argumentative pull because he is unable to think critically.

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I miss him so much.

>>19182083
Also the fact that there is literally zero concrete proof he died in the bunker.
>German airplanes were escaping Berlin days after the last time Hitler can 100% be confirmed to be in the city
>Only a literal handful of his most loyal supporters actually saw the bodies
>only a couple dozen of his most loyal supporters saw the "burial" which consisted of a couple bodies under tarps being hustled out of the bunker and immediately doused with gasoline and burned
>several days later the Red Army found a couple charred and badly damaged skeletons confirmed by those who were in the bunker to be Hitler and Braun
>70 years later DNA testing reveals that neither of the bodies is Hitler and it's unknown if either is Braun
>there were extensive Nazi support networks in Argentina at the time that absolutely could have smuggled him into the wilderness and kept him hidden
And all of this is well documented, it's not just conspiracy theories.

>>19182083
>>19182185
>survived the bunker and escaped

How? That's absurd. Give me a scenario that makes sense, that's logical. How would he escape?

>>19181721
>>19182083
>>19182185
>The forensic proof took somewhat longer, at least in its presentation to the world outside the Soviet Union. Fortunately for this endeavor, Hitler had terrible teeth and a mouth full of oddball dental work. He had missing teeth, strange bridgework, crowns, and teeth that had grown into the jawbone.

>Following one assassination attempt in 1944 he had five head X-rays taken which survive and provided a baseline for comparison. Perhaps the most exhaustive explanation of this forensic identification was the 1973 article The odontological identification of Adolf Hitler: Definitive documentation by X-rays, interrogations and autopsy findings published in Acta Odontologica Scandinavica. Its abstract concludes:

>The accumulated evidence now provides definite odontologic proof that Hitler did in fact die, and that the Russians did indeed recover and autopsy the right body.


you neets need to read a book and stop browsing /pol/ so much, it's dumbing you down

>>19182352
I almost find it odd that some of the top brass didn't escape.

Plenty of other Nazis did and successfully lived lives elsewhere for decades.

And what exactly WERE U-977 and U-530 doing in those last days of the war?

>>19172053
Salta is filled with bolivians and other indios. Also there are dissappeared girls every week, probably due to human traffic

That alone dismisses the case

He's said to be somewhere in Patagonia

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>>19173764
Ayyy chihuaha!

>>19182201
He leaves the bunker, gets on a plane, and flies away, like many Nazis did even as the battle was ongoing.

>>19182542
>Gets on a plane

There were none of the sort near the bunker.

>Like many nazis dead

They escaped through the tunnels and got caught.

>>19182352
>citing a 1973 report
DNA testing conducted in 2009 proved that none of the remains in Russian possession are Hitler's. Learn to Google, dumbass.

>>19182576
I'm sure you have the link, right?

>>19182552
Robert Ritter von Greim, the commander of the Luftwaffe, flew out of Berlin after coming from the Bunker on April 28.
>>19182583
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2009/sep/27/adolf-hitler-suicide-skull-fragment

https://www.google.com/amp/abcnews.go.com/amp/WN/hitler-skull-russian-secret-service-custody/story%3Fid%3D9288287

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-two/6237028/Adolf-Hitler-suicide-story-questioned-after-tests-reveal-skull-is-a-womans.html

>>19182612
>Robert Ritter von Greim

>When Germany surrendered, Greim was taken prisoner by the American forces; he committed suicide in prison on 24 May 1945

Nice escape there.

>>19182627
>moving the goalposts

>>19182636
Are you daft? How does that prove Hitler could have escaped? If anything, it makes it even more impossible because all the people that tried to escape all got caught.

>>19178729
>I'd rather be than then... well, an idiot
it's "that than" you fucking idiot.

>>19182641
>No one escaped Berlin
>this guy did
>But he never tried to leave Germany and was captured a month later! Hah!

>all the people that tried to escape all got caught
Do the names Eichmann and Mengele ring a bell? Hitler clearly could have escaped the city, are you saying it's impossible he could have just flown to the coast and been picked up by a u-boat?

>>19182668
>Hitler clearly could have escaped the city, are you saying it's impossible he could have just flown to the coast and been picked up by a u-boat?

The Kriegsmarine ordered all german submarines after his apparent death. Not possible.

>>19182702
*ordered all german subs to surrender

>>19182702
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_submarine_U-977

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_submarine_U-530

>>19182729
Yes. I know of that submarine and its' surrender to the Argentinian navy, and the two month disappearance while the submarine was submerged before that.

So? Are you implying Otto picked up Hitler and Eva in those two months and dropped them off Argentina? Highly unlikely, as Otto's reasons of being submerged in those two months is reasonable.

>>19182747
I'm saying it's possible. It's obviously going to be highly unlikely that Hitler even escaped considering there's no proof he survived. But the fact that there's no proof he died means it's at least possible.

And I also don't think we'll ever really know for sure.

>>19172053
>1%

>>19172053
I'm no mathematician, but I imagine its well under 1%, considering how long most people live.

>>19182201
special interests in america steal him away and send him to the moon

>>19172151
how? everything outside of Deutsch got sunk or shot.

>>19172053
huh, Richard Spencer does actually look like hitler in that depiction n of old uncle adolf

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>>19172053
Unless all those jew ash protein shakes did him a miracle, I'd say it's impossible that he's still among us. He didn't die in that bunker though.

>>19178720
I have blue eyes, my family has blue eyes, my girlfriend has blue eyes.

In many pictures eyes look dark, because of lighting.

Just because our eyes are so blue, they seem dark (in photos) doesn't mean they are brown.
Don't be stupid.

the CIA reports about adi being in argentina MIGHT be right, no one really knows unless they find proof in argentina.
Those forensic finds with fucked up teeth and stuff can be faked and here again no one knows the truth until some old ass russian doc speaks out about faking it (if those guys weren't killed to prevent that) and has some proof...

I think it's possible he survived and escaped but since all his elite guys killed their children and themself in the bunker I think it's quite more likely he did the same and died there.

>>19182177
I like to think that Hitler lives on in all of us, dubs

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>>19185982
>triggered over eye colors

kek I feel sorry for your gf

>>19172053
50/50

Either he is or he isn't.

>>19186179
I want to hit you with a math textbook, but I only own PDFs

The worst part about WWII is that the Jews took over America and now own all the Central Banks on the planet.
Jews are only 1% of the population. But look at how many actors and directors are Jews. Nearly all of them. Half of the money in the US belong to Jews. 50% of ALL US Billionaires are Jews. Jews are pure evil, mankind needs to learn and see the truth.

>>19173420
don't forget the meth

>>19172053
1 in 6 million

>>19172144
That's not what he was saying and you know it.

>>19172165
>>19173459
>>19178667
Do you guys have any ability to comprehend what you read? The anon even said that he doesn't think Hitler is still alive. It's just a technical correction that because we don't KNOW he is dead, there is a chance he's still alive. Like he said, it's astronomically low and I wouldn't believe it for a second, but there is still A chance.

>>19178683
>>19178691
Mandela Effect

>>19172053
http://gizmodo.uol.com.br/colecao-artefatos-nazistas-argentina/
Coincidence?

>>19186256
so you're saying theres a chance

>>19186133
am i the only one who caught these legendary dubs?