ALIUMS

try to get one pregnant so I can get
citizenship on their planet.

>>19163564
Aliens are here and they live among us already retard

>>19163564
I read that book. It was decent. Not like amazing, but better than I was expecting at the very least. Total disclosure self insert masturbation but still fairly enjoyable.

And shit idk man, if they're not invading there's not much to do. If I could I'd love to talk to one. Probably I'd make sure I have supplies for if shit goes sideways or people start to riot

But if they try to abduct me they gon get shot nigga. I aint about no anal probes.

>>19163564
Because of religious closed minded people there would be riots and stuff its horrible but people will always find a reason for violence. shit maybe aliens are the same and they would be the ones rioting and invading and stuff. It sucks but I just want to see aliens arrive in my lifetime mainly because of curiosity.

>>19163564
Bring a compass and a pencil and show them we know sacred geometry. We just might survive.

>>19163586
An anchor baby! Good idea anon

>>19163564
Think I just found a reason why aliens will do a 180 when they get close to our planet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvsI9DPoOfE

>>19163564
They're already here.
Posting on /X/.

>>19164413
Can't blame them. I'd do a fucking 180 too

>>19163564
Well, I've got this fantasy of helping out with first contact. I expect humanity will understand aliens faster than aliens comprehend us, and that for years we'll be held back proving we know stupid shit, and so there's a lot to be done there. There's even more to be done if I'm wrong and have to work diplomacy the other way! S'yeah. Important work.

But in all likelihood, no alien is ever going to notice me to tap me for that duty, so I'll probably just talk about it to people online and maybe add new folders to my porn archive. S'cool.

>>19164716
I mean, I just read OP a little more closely... first day, first week? Complain about people taking it too seriously and go around telling them to fucking chill and get back to work.

>>19163775
They prefer Extra Terrestrial. This was their home first. Now it's our home. Maybe say Thank You asswipe human