I've got six people I need revenge against. What are some

being less of a faggot

Forgive them.

guess it's 7 now rofl

>>19160549
Nail your dick to their front door.
Refer to yourself in the third person using your full name (first, middle, and last).
Be richer and better looking than they are.
Blogpost on /x/ while underage. You should go into great detail about what they did to you and what you want to do to them, so we can screencap it and laugh at you later.

>Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
- Confucius

>>19160549
Calling them a cunt would hurt their feelings

>>19161203
Not if they're Aussies. Or 4channers.
I remember when it used to be upsetting to be called a faggot, back in the days of dial-up internet.
He could call them cucks, but /pol/ has already started wearing that word out as well, so it might not have a lot of impact. Maybe he could dye his hair blue and call them cis scum, but that only works on white people.

>>19160549
accuse them all of rape

live well.
or doo doo in there mailbox

guns...

cursed guns

>>19160549
try watching danny phantom until you think up something good

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>>19160549
Seduce them. Make them fall for you. Make them melt in your arms. Make them question every choice they have ever made.
Then break their hearts.

its going to get frighteningly gay.

>>19160549
Lighter fluid in their drink can kill them.
Even a small ax can remove fingers.

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>>19160549
By necking yourself you damn normie
even got blamed for something I didn't do by a bunch of people but I didn't even think of getting revenge towards the people who started it, not even once

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Gloves, ski mask, gun/knife, shoes 2 sizes too big and a bunch of socks to keep them on.

>>19160549
1. Break into their house
2. Open their refrigerator and take the jelly
3. Take the peanut butter and scoop it into a bowl
4. Empty the jelly into a separate bowl
5. Clean out empty jars so there is no residue because that would be gross
6. Put peanut butter in the jelly jar and jelly in the peanut butter jar
7. Set up spy cam in kitchen
8. Laugh as you witness them make a jelly and peanut butter sandwich instead of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
9. Hail Satan

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>>19161264
>Maybe he could dye his hair blue and call them cis scum, but that only works on white people.

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>>19162700
You monster

>>19160549
Punch them in the mouth.

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>>19162700
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet Revenge.

>>19160549
Stab your dick with screwdriver while thinking them. Crush your nuts while thinking about them.

>>19160549
Summon demons to kill them, duh.

>>19160549
Have sex with their mothers.

Take them off of your prayer list...... then skull fuck them

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Summon Jesus to teach them compassion and how to love, so their souls may be redeemed.

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>>19160549
no contact ever again

>>19160549
Sort your life out to where you have more resources to enact revenge than an online ouiji board.

>>19160549
Talk to /k/.

You can perform a destruction ritual. It's safe and won't get you into trouble

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>>19162700
Now THIS is what underrated is

Newfags, GAZE

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>>19160549

>>19161332
>>19162648
I'm glad we have some good old fashioned murder people here. I'll be like you, one day.

Anyway OP, you actually could do it through magic. The way I see it, all magic is ritual, even meditation and sigils. It is all ritual in that you are doing one thing to do another.

There are no restrictions on what that might be. Common things might involve a photograph of them or their name. But you'll know it's done when you feel the rage in your mind-penis subside as if you had actually done something to them physically.

And perhaps a little bit of that sinking feeling you get when you know you've done something malevolent. Myself, at this point whenever I remember a grudge, I just wish bad things on them. Mean wishes are the easiest.

I also find that my mind, or reality, has a sort of governor mechanism, preventing me from doing terrible things in anger. If it's something I'm going to regret doing later it gets nerfed down to something I won't regret. However, if it's somebody you really hate, nothing can stop it.

Everybody has the capability to work as one of God's judges. And in this, creativity is valued.

>>19161294
Good one

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>>19160549
Revenge is not good for the soul. Forgiveness is.

>>19160549
Summon an incubus to rape them. Non /x/ answer, shoot them.

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>>19166510
Also, non shitpost answer in case you are serious. Concentrated hate is the key.
>t. 6 x 6' under as of now.

>>19166524
you just confessed to shooting six people you dumb hooker

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>>19166556
Yeah, with black magic. I don't think that's illegal anymore.
>inb4 ban assault grimories.

>>>/k/

>>19160549
if such an amazing thing as paranormal things actually exist, why the fuck would you waste your time on this, rather than doing fun things with it.

>>19168754

Maybe the people he's mad at took those fun things away.

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you can borrow my ultra rare servitor

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>>19166510
>Summon an incubus to rape them.

It would be easier and more efficient for OP to just rape them himself.

>>19160549
Karma no need for revenge

>>19160549
Contract AIDS from a hooker with no teeth and then rape each of them.

Then shave their heads so they have the Skrillex haircut and call them AIDS Skrillex.

>>19168980
This. Karma is quite the dude.

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>>19162700
Diabolical

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>>19168980
karma is only justice without the satisfaction. there is no justice

>>19160549

Forgiveness

Put a matress in their pool, takes a crane to get it out.

>>19161319
this one

>>19170451
Practical!

>>19168980
Or you can be an agent of said karma and fill those niggas with lead.

>>19168918
Yeah but that wouldn't be as /x/ of a solution.

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>>19160549
Take a picture of all six of them together and publish it as something.

>>19162700
best post i have seen on /x/ all day!

>>19160549
Be pasive agressive towards them

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>>19160549

Forgive and forget

carrying a grudge only holds you back, also how the fuck do you need revenge on 6 different people? Looks like you're the common denominator, you sure you're not the problem?

Just remember if you resort to magic, whatever harm you intend will eventually come back on you tenfold.

Also, learn to take care of your own problems you cringy little shit.

>>19161203
This.

Calling them names is best. If you hurt them physically, they'll heal in time. But you can't unhurt a feeling.

What they did to you? Explain.

>>19173547

Edgy

>>19162700
fuck

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>>19160549

Become a god. Realize that they are like ants trying to insult the sun.

The more time you waste on people, the more you give them power.

But, IF YOU INSIST.

(For informational purposes only, dilweeds):

>Stalk
>Learn habits
>Learn who and what they love
>Conduct a plan based around taking away something or someone they love (this doesn't necessarily need to be physical, but can be emotional or psychological) ... Blackmail
>Take some time to sit with this ... Do you really want to do this?
>Make a decision and act

OR

>Stop being a little bitch and get over it

>>19160549
Strategically .

>>19161287
Their* no one will ever respect what you have to say if you can't get this shit straight

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>>19173746
WOKE

>>19160549
If you're American, then do it the good old fashioned way of shooting them and hiding the corpses. There's guides for that. If you're not, then you still obtain a gun, illegally in this case, and shooting them.

Unless you want the magic route, in which case consult with Andras or something. But I'll agree with >>19160553 instead.