How to make my house haunted?

It wouldn't be smart but believing it is haunted will create the haunting

>>19158768
But I don't believe in those things so I wanted proof

>>19158749
>kms yourself
>haunt your own house

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>>19158863
>random exorcist comes and kicks you outta your own house.
>Dat feel bro.

>>19158863
beat me to it

>>19158749
Kill a pig in the basement/foundation. Found one in mine a couple weeks back. Spooky shits been going on ever since.

>>19158786
Then play with a ouji board and have an open mind. If you want haunted your will can create it

Create some form of event to give birth to the haunting. an ouija board will bring forth a spirit or at least energy, if you believe in it and perform it correctly.
If you're looking for hellish spirits or deep hauntings try creating big amounts of sorrow or negative emotions and begin a summoning rite for whatever entity you chose, I'd say one of the Goetia, assuming you don't mind condemning your connection to that being and that property

>>19158863

>"kill myself yourself"

The fuck?

A Ouija board ought to do it. Break all the rules, insult the spirits, go nuts.
I don't recommend it, but hey, it's up to you.

>>19158749
>get a ouija table
>play it
>leave it there until you see things moving

>>19158749
Just open the doors the usual way. Fill a pillowcase with kittens, drown the kittens, place pillowcase in attic forever.

>>19159833
do ghosts get angry when you cum on them or do they get more powerfull

>>19158749
Evoke a goetic demon but halfway through the ritual step out of the circle

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>>19158863
>kms yourself