SCP GAME:

let's get rolling fuckboys

rollllll

>>19157754
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkoriginal

Ok

Roll
Roll
Roll and watch me shit myself immediately

First

god help me

>>19157754
Roll.

Lmao I have to survive against 060 The infernal occult skeleton, 860 the blue key, 030 the homonculus, and 908 the colocated rock

Cute

>>19157754
Rollin'

>>19157926
A sheet of music, an instrument that doesn't do anything bad, a spooky but benign school and a fig tree that makes bugs. I think I'll be OK

>>19157754
rollerino boys

rolll

Obama

Rolll

ya ill roll

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Rolleroni

Moving on

>>19157754
What awaits

This isn't actually that bad

Am I the only one that got stuck with some shitty SCP's? Seems like everyone else got lucky getting trapped with stupid shit like a magical spork or a moldy interesting magazine that never ends..

>>19157754
UNO

a phone that cant be moved, a coat that i can use to make and control arm from within, a pot that spawns evil little killer fetuses, and a plane with pilgrims on the inside.

>>19158287
A fucking nigger monster, sentient AI, invincible staircase demon and a supernatural viking sword.

I'm fucked.

>>19157754

r o l l

>>19157754
rolling stones

Rollll

Rell

Goblin

If you only have to survive for two days just sit still the average human can go 3 weeks without food and 3 days without water and I doubt they put you in a room with one of the four

>>19157754
roll

>>19158738
post for numbers below

>>19158738
I got lucky.
038 is my first SCP, so I can just duplicate anything I want with it, simple shit.

738 is my next SCP. I can just make a deal with the entity to get out of the facility, in addition to not being able to be tracked by the Foundation or Government, at whatever price it takes.

I'll be fine as long as 751 isn't that quick to get me.

aw, shit, again?

Wish me luck

>>19158795


luck.

>>19158795
there's no post below me so i'll have to make one

>>19158805
nvm

I'll bite. Sure hope nothing else does.

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>>19157754

rollin

>>19158946
>first scp: love me some flesh eating bacteria
> second scp: Pls dont turn off gravity
> third scp: just dont look at it
>fourth scp: a guy with a dagger

Good luck.

>>19157754
Rollin

>>19157754
Rollarino

Let's roll my guys

>>19157754
>2 digits scp
you motherfucker, LET IT ROLL

,mm,

>>19159160
First scp is bird quadcopter
Second is trees that get mad if you set them on fire
Third is just and object that you forget everything about
And fourth is Russian robot bro

>>19159172
>072 Ik, I just have to sleep in well-lighted room
>172, that's cool, I bet he's a nice guy
>060 well, fuck, I'm getting burned as hell
>177 that's ok, I might have something to entertain me if hiding from a fucking ghost biker wasn't enough

So, it depends on how big and fireproof is the facility. Also if 60 knows where food and water is.

kill me

Let's go!

A friendly researching golem.
A gay man who secretes airborne drugs.
A computer that grows.
And a friendly cyborg in constant agony.

reroll

rolling thunder

roooooooolin

Rock n roll

>>19157754
>>>/qst/

Oi vey.

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ʊ
horseshoe for good luck

posting for my fourth SCP

>SCP-040: Evolution's Child
8 year old girl with pink hair, is very fragile, highly intelligent, and can manipulate living matter, but is usually docile.

>SCP-440: Sand-Based Ecology
Literally a floating grain of sand.

>SCP-042: A Formerly Winged Horse
A horse that had wings then lost them somehow, and is now depressed and doesn't want to do anything whatsoever.

>SCP-464: The Foundry
A building with machines in it that can produce humans if activated.

I think I'll be ok, guys. I'm going to make it out

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begin

Rollo the viking

rorr

rollglgkgilroll

Rollerino xxx

>>19157754
roll

roru

Rill

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Rollerino

>>19157754
roll my head off the ground

Rxll

>>19162160
>spooky skeleton
>attack helicopter
>a feminist fountain
>a bracelet

Life is a goddamn meme

what could possibly go wrong

>>19162154
>SCP-54: Water Nymph
Girl made out of water that distrusts males, not aggressive, need to use a source of water to replenish itself because of evaporation.
>SCP-154: Offensive Bracelets
Bracelets that make a magic bow that uses your arm bones as arrows.
SCP-097: Old Fairgrounds
Fairgrounds with giant pumpkins that produce anomalous effects that can be harmless to extremely dangerous.
SCP-160: Predator Drone
A drone that hunts small animals, liquefies there
remains and drinks the liquid. Tries to avoid humans, but will attack in self defense.
I think I'll be fine if avoid interacting with 54 and 160, and avoid any pumpkins I see.

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>>19157754
lesseee

>>19162226
2 euclid's a safe and a useless keter. IM GOOD!

>>19157754
roll..

>>19157754
Rolling this b****

Insert coin.

>>19157754
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I took a look at myself and realise there's nuttin left

>>19157754
Having a shit. Could make for good reading

Rolling for the magic bookends

>>19157754
Rollerino

Boom shacka-lacka?

>>19157754
game

>>19157754
rol

>>19157754
ROOLLLL

um

>>19157754
Roll

Roll $

>>19157754
rooll

ROLLLERROO

WROLL

Waiting for guy who gets god tier SCP 999 roll

SCP-999 pls

>>19163976
>ANIME EDGELORD
>killer harddrive
>shitty pen
>anime
>

please gib nice spooks

http://www.scp-wiki.net/

Roll1

>>19164044
Roll1 44 is 404

>>19164052
52 2
Roll1

>>19164054
Fugg thy have zeroes first lol

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Roll

Judge me.

Bring it

Lel 102: a pair of stand-alone condominium-style beach houses

>spoopd

>>19164106
Immortal so insta pass

Rollicking

>>19157754
Here's my roll

I hope my death is quick

>>19157754
Ill be fine

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>>19157754

cfbgdzxs5s5s

RolloCrayollo

here we go bois

>>19164873
Looks like I only have to worry about an Arab Faggot Scp 073

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-073
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-873
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-062
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-662

>>19157754
jhjhjh

>>19157754
rollan

>>19157754
Rolly polly

LEEEEROYYYY JEEENNKINS

>>19157754
I stay in the first room and don't leave. After the 48 hours are up I yell fuck science

>>19164960
>First SCP: 060
Trees that, if burned, produce a spooky burning skeleton.
Not going to be starting any fires. When (if) I find them, I'll just quietly turn around and walk away, never getting any closer.

>Second SCP: 960
Shard of a vase that, if touched, gives a lot of artistical inspiration. Not going to be touching it.

>Third SCP: 014
A man that believes to be made of concrete, and is absolutely immortal and immobile. Good to have someone to chat with.

>Fourth SCP: 971
Fast food menu that uses meat from endangered animals on summoned food. Pretty harmless stuff, requires a phone to use it though.

I guess they went really easy on me. If there's a phone, I'll subsist on fast food alone. Hell, I'll probably just lie down in the front entrance and do nothing for 48 hours, to be honest.

Come on boy

Rolling for death

protect my anus

>>19165273

FUCK ME I GOT CAIN, SHADOW LAMPS, AND THE HUMAN PHOENIX, but at least I get skeleton key

Rollin. Will reply with results.

Lets go

>>19165301
>01 - different subjects depending on personnel accessing record
really depends on which one, several options ranging from harmless to certain death

>301 - area that teleports you and potentially alters/kills you
fine as long as i don't walk into the area

>73 - guy who passively kills plant life and reflects all damage done to him
seems fine as long as i don't attack him, some good conversation too

>313 - supercharged bathroom hand dryer
harmless unless set up on wall, which it shouldn't be except during active testing

>>19165313
got a plasma hand dryer, depressing cigarettes, a ceramic pot with hostile mole rats, and THE FUCKING SUN THAT LIQUEFIES A PERSON

>>19165347
Either I escape through an extra-dimensional portal with my invisible waifu or I get torn apart by superaids infected ancient Greek monkey demons. Not bad chances.

ROOL

>>19157754
rollan

>>19165716
- Blood borne pathogen - don't get a papercut
- a fucking train, okay?
- knowledge of a random subject, literally only helpful.
- a tree

Welp, looks like I got easy mode.

>>19165459

SCP 012: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-012
SCP 059: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-059
SCP 459: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-459
SCP 628: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-628


Looks like I am fucked. I have a piece of parchment that drives you insane and causes self-harm. Then I have a radioactive mineral with radiation particles we haven't encountered which then results in a fungal infection that takes you over. The third thing is a tree that is like a giant pipe organ that can make nice music but can also cause sound wave damage. The final thing is a thermostat that controls weather. At least the thermostat can maybe drench the music and avoid activating the three. If I am lucky enough for the radioactive stuff as far as survival, I will end up carrying the fungi as a host and infecting the world once freed. So, hmmm, death by sound, radioactive mineral/fungus, or insanity music.

>>19157754
rolling for the lolling

>>19165782
bump so i can get this over with

>>19165782
>>19165803
So im stuck with a cannibal that think's he's the king of france or some shit, a self help book, a snail, and some fucking umbrellas. Good laughs all around

Rolling for fun :)

>>19157754
I will survive!

>>19165843
>>19165828
A record that has a person with encyclopedic knowledge of the music industry
A building that can impart random knowledge, occasionally deadly. Just gotta make sure I don't enter it much or at all.
A traumatized fish person who likes children, cool.
Plant cows, most dangerous one here.

>>19165930
SCP-030 - The Homunculus
Description: SCP-030 appears as a hairless, genderless, grey-toned human 71 centimeters (28 inches) in height and weighing 12.70 kilograms (two British stone in antiquated measure).

SCP-930 - Seagull Island
SCP-930-1 shows hostility towards humans after they disembark, to the extent of inflicting non-lethal wounds. It appears that SCP-930-1 will not intentionally kill humans. Extensive attacks usually result in intruders fleeing from the island. Only then will SCP-930-1 cease its activities and return to a passive state.

SCP-926 - Guqin
Description: SCP-926 is a guqin, or seven-stringed Chinese zither, dated to the 2nd or 3rd century BCE. SCP-926 appears to function as a command or control instrument for the terracotta figures.

And whatever is the next post. But looks good so far

>>19165951
SCP-951 - My Friend LUCAS
Description: SCP-951 is a glitch found in the Sega Genesis/Sega Mega Drive game "

Easy win

If I die, your mothers will die in their sleep tonight!

Let's roll em boys.

> Porcelain comedy mask that only does shit if you get too close to it (kept in a safe glass box anw so that thing won't be coming out any time soon)
> Still the Porcelain Comedy Mask
> A stickman made out of wires that becomes alive when struck with any type of electricity (then goes on to make more copies of itself, completely safe tho)
> And a howitzer cannon

Fuck me, this was weak.

>>19157754
sasuga

here we go

>>19157754
rawlin

>>19157754
Aw man I knew I was fucked

>>19157754
Perhaps

>>19157754
roll

>>19166476
right off the bat im fucked lol

63
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-063
I'd have the cleanest teeth ever
463
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-463
I wouldn't touch it with a firm grip
50
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-050
It would just follow it's owner home if I don't own it it's not my problem.
479
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-479
Hallucinations of blood dripping from walls and the ceiling nothing to worry about unless you're hemophobic.

>>19166532
Do me >>19166450

>>19157754
lets see

rolling before sleeping

>>19157754

>>19157754
Rell

>>19157754
Rollliinn

>>19157754
lets a see

Rooolll

Rollololol

>>19157754
im so fucked

>all keter

Am rolling uPhill

I will be safe

Keep rollin rollin

magic conchshell will i survive

Survived first time
Lets try again

>>19157754
Roll

>>19157754
Rellin

Rolly polly macarolly

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>>19167993
Wtf none of these except for SCP-092 have even a chance at posing a threat

Rollerino

>>19157754
Rollllerino

>>19168333
bumping because of my impatience... and the other ones are boring

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>>19157754
Mother fucker I got this, bring the pain I'll fisticuff anything within four feet of me.

>>19157754
Rolly Polly

Rolllllll

>>19157754

ROLL BABY

>>19168647

>A rusty pipe thing im not allowed to breathe around
>A television that shows rape/executions or some daytime show
>a loli that can manipulate biological matter
>magical sand that defies gravity

all of these are euclid and above see you guys in 2 weeks what do i get?

ERRRERolll

Ded

>>19157754
Rooooollly mamoli

Ariadne

coddling my nestled bluburries

>>19157754
Let's find out how fucced i am

1. 45 - Atmospheric Converter
4D polyhedron that turns Argon into Sodium Chloride and Dinitrogen into water?... so warehouse slowly filling with water, cool
2. 245 - Anomalous video game
Something to do, I guess
3. 44 - A goddamn howitzer
good
4. 268 - L.S.'s hat
Renders the user unidentifiable/unnoticeable.

So I get to wear a cool hat, and have a howitzer and a video game to play with till I drown or escape. I think I could manage

ROLLLLLLlll

>>19169435
so i got
>35 - a fucking mask that if i put it on i die, and if i'm 2 meters close to it i'll feel an urge to put it on (KETER)

>435 - a rock that orbits around another tiny rock, and if the tiny rock is not being lit for 8.3 microseconds the big rock goes bersek (KETER)

>436 - A fucking spoon, if i grab it im ded (for some reason is SAFE)

>468 - an abacus whose beads moves autonomously.

If the mask is not going to kill me the rock will do, i think i'm safe with the spoon but who knows...

A ton of rats and a snake, thats actually kinda ironic

rolling for scp 500

dicks

>>19157754
Late first timer.

right cunts

>>19157754
rolling

>>19157754
kill me, rolling

>>19169808
Trumpet golem waifu.

Ah ha, I hit it.

rollerino

Alright i will roll

>>19157754
ROLL!!!
i guess...

>>19169970
Sooo.... -095 Unusual comic book
-070 rusty metal wings on a native american

... Okay it is "safe" but im just gonna try to stay away from that

-0970 carazy rooms with doors that dont follow normal physics
-0895 coffin that is okay irl, but definitely not okay (see: gruesome death) if viewed on a camera feed

Ill be okay but im going to try my best to stay away from the ridiculous hallway of doors. I'll just sit tight.

fukkmeeeeeeeeee

rollo

>>19157754
rollin

>>19157754
rollin again

>>19157754
kys

rollin for fun

>>19157754
Rolling. I'll probably use the SCP's as inspiration for drawing too.

Fuck it, I already know this can't end well anyway

>>19170683
Thanks for the reasonably docile SCP. I was waiting on someone to post something. Nothing decent on my end though, even though 070 seems to come across as neat.

>>19170695
You're welcome. All of mine seem rather mundane except for the last one. Parasitic dick eels, fuck

Ra ra rollsputin

rollando

>>19157754
okilidokily

Lets make this happen

>>19157754
rollllll

Rolling Roll

Roll and plis be some harmless naked little girl

>>19157754
Roll

>>19157754

Nigger, are you serious? I would just hide for 2 days. You can survive for 2 days without food as long as you drink your own piss.

>>19173638
You do realize that drinking your own piss is going to kill you faster from dehydration than lack of food, right?

>>19157754
>Timaeus

r0ll

>>19173638
A person should be able to live for three days without water, two would be rough but it should be possible.

Roll out

Rollend

>>19157754
I want to play

>>19157754
roll niggas

merp

>>19157754
Roll

>>19157754
Gear up bois

rawlin

>>19174219
>Greek pot that spawns angry, short-lived midgets
K, just close & lock the door the pot is in and kick the little shits that come close
>An engine/computer that causes relevant materials to break
lel
>An overgrown Komodo Dragon
Depends on whether the conditions are "right" for it to wake up If they are, might be fucked if I don't have anything bigger than a handgun.
>229; An electrical wire parasite
Probably not too concerning for the first half of the first day. Will have to find a way to neutralize it before it engulfs everything.

depression roll

Rolling for fun and for the glory

>>19174417
>Shadow person
You're fucked
>Plague tree
double fucked
>The Stairwell
Double-and-a-half fucked
Best of luck

>>19157754
Roll

>>19157754
rolling

>>19157754
ROLLING

okey dokey roll

>>19174613
1. Blue lady cigarettes i'm okay don't smoke
2. A fucking bread recipe
3. Water Nymph
4. Heart of Darkness Hostile just don't have to fuck with it
I'm pretty safe desu just have to avoid the large fucker

>>19174526
>018
Assuming it's not in motion I need only leave it that way. If it is, try to drown/isolate it.
>554
No one else here to observe I should be safe.
>526
So long as Solveig stays by the rock and I keep my distance no issue.
>26
No real chance of lethal harm, though I may want to try and not sleep.

554 should be fine as long as I keep distance from the trash bag. On chance I see it only warriors from 526 may trigger it.
Overall if I stay out of the range of them they probably won't come after me, so nervous camping trip.

Sounds fun! Rolling

>>19174796
Damn I got all safe SCPs...

>>19157754
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/

Rollerinio

>>19157754
Rollerino

Rollerino bambino

>>19157754
Rolliin

>>19176357
If I enter 57 I'll die.
357 is ok if I don't eat it.
64 just a self replicating brick.
When I enter 664, I will disappear with a 67% chance of reappearing, with reappearance occuring between 43 seconds and 142 days later. Maybe longer. I will have no recollection of my time disappeared, or maybe just won't talk about it, or maybe I won't really be me anymore...

>>19157754
rawl

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>>19157754
Wait till I get out of here you cunts