Hello /x/, let's talk about vampires. Share whatever information

>>19156378
hmm Im AB- am I vamp material?

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>>19156398
I have seen this mentioned as the only blood group that can become vampires themselves but I personally doubt it. Let me repost this: I know people who are negative like to roleplay that it's somehow a "special" blood line but the only actual evidence is several studies that people who neg - blood have more health issues. It also doesn't mean that you have something extra, it means you lack something, the antigen.

And on top of that, though I'm open to be corrected on that topic, but drinking blood isn't actually like a blood injection in the hospital. So you also would need to be compatible to the "victims" blood plasma, no?

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>>19156378
giv vampire gf

>>19156422
It's unimportant. Blood type doesn't matter.

>>19156513
Wrong. I'm a vampire. Blood type is very important.

>>19156526
Absolutely not.

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>>19156378
I always liked vampires in fiction, but if I'm being realistic, I think if something like that existed it would more likely be a separate species than a contagious condition that effects humans. More Katakans from the Witcher series, less Lestat from vampire chronicles.

But hey you never know, would love to hear if anyone has different thoughts or personal experiences.

>>19156538
You know nothing, filthy ape.

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>>19156540
I like your approach of the topic. Though I have to say that if vampires are real and they look like Katakans, they would have a MUCH harder time to blend into this world and not be found and erased quickly. That's why I lean more towards the vampires look like humans and can just walk among us without us having a clue type of theories.

Unless the Katakans can shapeshift?

>>19156559
Shapeshifter here. You're correct in your post. We can walk among you as easy as pie.

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>>19156440

Not this faggotry again

>>19156526
no it's not buddy.

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>>19156628
Get used to it because it belongs on /x/ and is a great topic that some people are passionate about.

>>19156559
you can dismiss the katakan bullshit

>>19156649
I thought it was an interesting thought, at least the idea that vampires are a whole separate species and not a contagious condition. But it's not as likely, you're right about that.

>>19156654
intelligent post. but camps are not a "separate species". they arw huans who have been "turned".

>>19156654
sorry. bunch of typos. vamps are humans who have been turned.

>>19156665
Are you writing on your phone or are you having a stroke? You okay?

>>19156673
funny. on a phone.

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>>19156641
don't you have a dick to be sucking, gay boy

>>19156686
top kek

>>19156686
I'm currently to busy with your mom, ask me again later.

>>19156679
I was just looking out for you. But then again, if you think know more tell me what do you think about the many people who come to this place and say they are real vampires and do ask-me-anythings?

Thoughts on that? You think real vampires come here from time to time?

>>19156697
I know they do.

>>19156702
To do what though? Just kill time and shitpost with normal humans?

>>19156707
some come to educate the populace and dispell false myths and legends.

>>19156710
What's the point? Why would vampires want normal people to know the truth and make it easier to be found or killed?

>>19156717
the info won't make it easier to be found. I'm excusing myself from this thread my friend. it's getting dark here. and I must feed.

You are all cancer and should be culled.

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>>19156741
>it's 2017 and adult men (and women) are getting unironically mad over vampire threads on 4chan

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>>19156749
>it's 2017 and adult men and women are posting vampire threads....anywhere

Pure cancer.

>>19156762
That's the point of the board. You're complaining that people talk about paranormal topics on a paranormal board and you're getting butthurt over it. As far as paranormal beings go, vampires are one of the most likely beings to exist.

Also, thanks for the bumps.

>>19156786
meanwhile they act like tulpa or flat earth threads are good content.

>>19156849
Well whatever makes people happy...

>>19156378
Vampires skinwalkers chupacabra, all of them are Reptilians.
You can't become one unless it's a psychic vampire.

>>19156976
wrong mi amigo.

>>19156725
Come on. What is the true motivation of wanting to educate people about what vampires really are. Just being nice? And if you or they, whatever, are so nice to humans why can't you show us in reality?

>>19156786
Thats not the point. Youve been making this thread everyday. Why? What do you hope to achieve?

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>>19157029
I'm mentally ill. My brain has lost itself over the years in obsessive thoughts about vampires. There aren't any meds for this so keep your suggestions for yourself.

>>19157024
Vampires are born
Reptilians are parasites

*snikts teeth*

>>19157034
Hide thread and filter >>19157105 tripfagtrash

>>19156749
Maturity has little to do with age. Also, this is 4chan, and there are underage b& kiddies all over. That would be the case even if it wasn't summer.

>>19157034
Anti-depressants are what's normally prescribed for OCD, tranquilizers (anti-psychotics) are what's given for intrusive thoughts.

>>19157029
She's been quite clear in previous threads, but it doesn't really matter what OP wants. Vampires are a solid /x/ topic, if nobody else wanted to talk about them then her threads would be empty. This aggressive new janitor will either mellow, cross the line and get canned, or have a nervous breakdown and quit. It's only a matter of time.

>>19157275
^ This. Vampires are a solid topic.

>>19157319
this desu senpai

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I want to know this and it has never been answered. Do vampires feel threatened by the progress of science and what the future holds? What's going to happen to them when the average human will be immortal in the future? What's going to happen when there's cameras and scans everywhere?

How would they even join humans on space travels. On ship, perhaps. They couldn't feed from the people there with cameras and scans everywhere. They would also possibly fail the medical tests every person has to go through. So are they doomed to stay on earth?

>>19157338
What if the vampires are in charge and aren't afraid of the tech but rather using it to keep people in line (as livestock).

>>19157434
>What if the vampires are in charge

Yeah, right! That would work. I mean if vampires are really at the top of the hierarchy of humanity (obviously as string-pullers and not in the frontlight) they could possibly work around all of that. But somehow I doubt they are...

It was explained to me that vampires keep rich humans obedient with the promise of possible immortality though in a few centuries or maybe less, the rich people wont need vampires anymore for that. So vampires will become redundant to the powerful people.

>>19157338
Glamour,illusions and jedi mind tricks?

>>19157541
I don't think that works on cyborgs, scanners and robots.

>>19157091
for the last time, no one is born a vampire.

>>19156526
you aren't a vampire

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>>19156542
>filthy ape
hehe OK

>>19157682
I don't get that reply and picture.

>>19158479
kakarot!
he's a monkey motherfucker

>>19156707
We get bored too sometimes. Since paranormal shit is kind of our thing, we like to talk about it. 4chan is also hilarious when you have a dark sense of humor.

>>19158493
Maybe so but it's still kind of "fascinating" how many people claim to be vampires here and how active they are. Now I have no life and that explains why I'm always around, but there will also always be people who swear consistently they are vampires be around at the same time all the time.

And you'd think there are better places for paranormal discussion or information than 4chan if you live inside that world yourself.

>>19158496
Probably because it's night time where they are at so they always show up at the same time. There really isn't much better out there. I've known a few others before that were into the paranormal that I could talk to but that was a long time ago.

>>19158508
Are you an awakened vampire or someone who has been born into it?

>>19158511
What exactly do you mean? What do you consider awakened vs. born?

>>19158517
Well I personally only believe that turned, supernatural vampires are.... vampires. But most people here or outside of the Internet who claim to be vampires are awakened vampires or say they are vampires since birth.

>>19158536
Well, you're going to be disappointed then. Sorry it's not like in the movies. I guess you could say I was born but didn't awaken until later in life. Didn't even know what it was until a few years later.

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>>19158550
I'm not disappointed because I don't expect random anons here to be actual vampires. If you believe you're one that's okay, enjoy yourself.

>>19158565
Can't really say if I enjoy it or not. It's just the way things are.

>>19158569
What is the difference between you and an otherkin or someone who believes they are half-werewolf? Or born with demon blood?

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I see you

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>>19158689

Does anyone here have a decent grasp on latin and could tell me if this is legit or just "google-translated" latin?

O dea tenebris
mater immortalibus
puer tuus fac me sicut renascentur
mea lux vestra absorbere

liceat mihi locus ad tenebras
sicut ex utero immortales
filios tuos in ulnis
quibus invocaverit te frater

O lunae lumen
puer tuus fac me sicut renascentur
me duce tenebris sunt
i ita erit renatus

>>19158850
what is this?

>>19159061
Why don't you Google the first line and find out?

>>19159061
http://www.gods-and-monsters.com/spell-to-become-a-vampire.html
http://www.spellsofmagic.com/print_spell.htm?spell_id=15140

>>19159065
dont be a cunt

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>>19159152
How do you know they don't exist though? Does your heart say no?

>>19156378
The closest thing to an 'actual vampire' I've ever seen was this one kid with some rare form of Aplastic Anemia and Polymorphous Light Eruption.

Other than that though, I have no reason to believe vampires exist anymore. Any one who is claiming to be one is either mentally-ill, or just a role-player. Also notice how a good number of them claim to feed on eneregy rather than needing blood, it's bullshit.

>>19159641
Good post. True vampires feed on blood, not energy.

>>19159728
The post you're saying is good is literally saying they have no reason to believe vampires exist at all.

>>19158508
You mean because it's day. If it's night, they're out, during the day they can't go anywhere.

>>19159747
>have no reason to believe vampires exist ANYMORE
There is a difference anon.

>>19159754
Why would they not be able to go anywhere at day? I thought the whole "can't stand sunlight" was something added in fiction pretty late and never existed beforehand.

This is why vampires fail as monsters. You can't really be afraid of something when you like what that something is. Now I'm not a goth or sanguinarian or any of that shit, but if you look at a vampire, what you get is immortality (which people have strived for since they became aware of their own mortality), super-strength (which is just plain badass to anyone with testicles) and cool teeth. So pretty much any normie would want to be a vampire, shit rich people would probably pay millions to be turned into one. When you wanna be something, that something isn't frightening or repulsive to you

>>19159755
How exactly is that good or makes a difference. Both means they aren't around. Like dinosaurs.

>>19159762
Even so, they would be nocturnal by nature so that would be the time when they hunt. At day they would rest and chill on 4chan.

>>19159778
>something not existing at all vs not existing anymore
>How does that make a difference.
The difference is that we can study and learn more about vampires if they actually existed at one point and can follow and connect pattern with similar conditions, rather than just being a made up story you daft cunt.

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>>19159777
> You can't really be afraid of something when you like what that something is.

Anon... are you really that unimaginative. There's so many things about vampires that make them great monsters even if you take the "ideal" vampire version. Then it's more subtle, but stilll great.

Do you only accept IN YOUR FACE retard-horror? Like transforming into a smelly pimple-ridden wererat? What about the curse of immortality and watching everyone you love die and decay around you? What about slowly losing your own humanity and turning more alien with each passing decade? You're dead inside and outisde. Maybe you start killing people and you can't stop yourself anymore until you're reduced to an inhumane, blood drinking fiend who can't even recall his parents faces anymore because it was so long ago.

>>19159786
Iff you assume there are vampires, the fact that no vampire skeletons have been found would indicate their remains are indistinguishable from human ones, so that helps nothing.

>>19159794
Oh here we fucking go, the over-used retarded "My awesome immortality/super-powers are such a CURSE" shit that makes me want to slap every whiny superhero, vampire, immortal and alien with god-like powers(fuck you Clark!).

Yes, there's a price to pay, but the advantages far outweigh the cost. And if your fucking immortality people would kill for really does become unbearable, buy a fucking guillotine and end it.

>>19159796
Now you are just making assumptions on how exactly we can find evidence of vampires. Perhaps a skeletal structure would be the same, but maybe a body has certain elements of an unknown disease strand that would indicate vampirism. Or we just haven't yet found a vampire skeleton. What point are you even trying to make now?

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>>19159802
>turning into an alien, murderous fiend who lost can't feel anything more besides his lust for blood is SO COOL because you are immortal and strong

Eh, did your parents drop you as a kid or something? It's literally a deal with the devil kind of scenario if we approach it as horror. Fags like you think it's so cool "ermergerd! super powers! i be immortal and look cool!" and then it ends in absolute shit and suicide.

>>19159823
And fags like you think that in this day and age of hospital blood bags and friendly butcher shops getting blood without hurting anyone is some kind of accomplishment.

I can literally walk into a butcher shop, give a guy a thousand dollars to keep his mouth shut and hand me a bucket of cow's blood. He would assume I'm some weirdo satanist, but what does he care as long as he gets money?

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>>19159838

>>19159803
I'm not the anon you last replied to (though I agree with him or her) but how is making assumptions not the thing to do in a thread like this? It's not like anyone here KNOWS.

I just personally feel it's less relevant because if they don't exist anymore you can't find one. But if you look for vampires for other reasons or from a more "scientific" point of view it doesn't matter.

>>19159838
My god, you're a slow one.

We were talking about vampires as POSSIBLE monsters and horror. So in that kind of scenario, why would you make them civilized, normal people who just go to butcher shop? You would add that loss of humanity and also that they might crave the hunt of actual prey. At first they would be okay with butcher blood, but it would degrade into more and so on...

You were not talking about what's realistic or how it is, you specifically talked about vampires as monsters.

>>19159842
Yeah, you're saying the need to drink blood is like an addiction or unstoppable hunger, which you're basing on absolutely nothing.(blood as addiction is so original and hasn't been explored a thousand times in fiction!)

In fact, if vampires had some kind of uncontrollable blood lust they would be careless and attack people where they would be seen by now

>>19159856
Losing yourself to the beast and becoming less human and more murderous over time doesn't mean you have to run around like a low IQ psychopath on the streets and kill everyone. That's not how it works and it wouldn't make for a good story or character. It's just taking it into an autistic extreme.

Serial killers don't do that either.

>>19159847
>So in that kind of scenario, why would you make them civilized, normal people who just go to butcher shop?

RThat's true, you can have vampires like the ones in the Strain or some shit, but since any monster has multiple different versions, the "standard" one is usually the one discussed unless it's said otherwise.

vampires have always been gentlemen monsters, not raving psychotics

>>19159847
My mistake. And it's true that assumptions are all we have, but even if I believe they don't exist anymore, doesn't mean I don't think we can still find evidence of their prior existence. That's just what I think though.

>>19159866
>vampires have always been gentlemen monsters
>Bases all info of vampires from Dracula
fuck off.

>>19159866
I'm pretty sure but correct me if I'm wrong that even the "glamorous" vampires in fiction (if we don't count the vampires created for the children and young teenage audience) are pretty pathetic beings if you peel their layers down. At least so told me my friend, who has played Vampire: the Masquerade and read the Anne Rice books.

>>19159864
Serial killers are mentally damaged. They don't kill for personal gain but out of compulsion.

If a vampire wanted to survive, which all things do, then it would be beneficial to it to not kill in order to stay hidden. If it did kill that would be a fault of the person as he was as human, not of the condition of vampirism because killing today is counter-productive to its survival

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>>19159874
>My mistake.

No, it's not really. It's almost impossible to tell who is who in these threads unless they have a trip or a SUPER distinctive writing style. Happens to me too, all the time.

>>19159879
Serial killers have all kinds of different motives and so could vampires, I believe. Mind you we are still talking about horror vampires in fiction. They could also simply be so rich or powerful (mind control, enhanced speed) that they can make every murder look like an accident. And maybe the just need to feed once a month or every few weeks.

Many ways to approach this.

Or maybe they don't kill, but they have the constant urge to. And they lose all their feelings in their undead bodies, no hot and cold, no love, nothing. Just walking, intelligent zombies who go to the butcher shop and can never look at the sun again.

>>19159895
Okay, so that's a personal/psychological hell of the vampire if that's the approach you want to go with, but it's still not as scary to a human outside looking in. It's more the vampire that is suffering, not the humans around it.

I just think being alone in the woods with a fucking werewolf on the full moon or with an evil ghost in a haunted house is much scarier from a human perspective

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>>19159905
>but it's still not as scary to a human outside looking in.

Yes, but that's kind of the appeal of it, no? Like a deal with the devil. It looks so nice and fancy from the outside! You think you will be immortal, strong and everything will be just amazing... and you end up a few centuries later somewhere with the blood of innocent on your hands and waiting for the sun to set to kill yourself.

Very cliché, but you get what I mean.

>fucking werewolf on the full moon or with an evil ghost in a haunted house is much scarier from a human perspective

Oh yeah. I think they are pretty even though, all good in their own way. Seeing a werewolf charging at you and tearing you apart would be absolutely horrific, but at the other hand. It would be probably a swift, violent death.

But what about a sadistic, bored vampire who drags you into their basement to slowly bleed you out or experiment on you? That's worse in its own way and way more slow. At the end of the day it comes down to taste and whatever you prefer is valid. I just don't like it when people underestimate the potential of horror a vampire can have as a monster.

>>19159914
But it's still a few centuries later. You still got to see amazing things you would miss out on if you had a shorter lifespan, or meet new people you would never get to meet because they wouldn't be born until you were already dead of old age. Maybe you'd get the chance to walk on Mars, why not?

I'm not saying there isn't a price for this, but honestly even if it was horrible many people would still go for it.

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>>19159924
People are dumb as shit though. What people go for or not will never be an indicator of something being healthy or good.

Also good luck getting on Mars as a vampire and passing every medical test and scan AND feeding for years on the spaceship of what blood?

>>19159937
I mentioned the Strain, I don't know if you've seen the show or read the books but those vampires are physically disfigured, their dicks literally fall off so they're asexual, they burn in the sun and so on.

And still one of the richest humans in the world does everything he possibly can to become one because at the end of the day, the instinct to survive is so strong in humans and life is so important.

Once you get a chance to really stop and think about the implications of the possibilities of living forever the offer is too tempting.

>>19159950
> the instinct to survive is so strong in humans and life is so important.

"Somebody dies by taking their own life every 40 seconds. Close to 800,000 people die due to suicide every year and there are many more who attempt suicide."

It certainly isn't strong enough to prevent many people from killing themselves in the most fucked up ways every day. It's one of the leading causes of death worldwide.

>>19159959
That's so sad.
There's so much beauty and novelty in this world to experience.
On a related note, does anyone have the 'world is your oyster' pasta?

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>>19159950
Whats your opinion on Ajin?

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>>19159966
>There's so much beauty and novelty in this world to experience.

>>19159970
Search your feelings.
You know it to be true.

>>19159959
yeah but that's a chemical imbalance in the brain, a fuck-up of nature like cancer. In general, mist people would do anything to remain alive.
>>19159967
Haven't heard of it(don't much like japanese stuff), is it really good?

>>19159986
Sure.

>>19159998
It doesn't really matter why it happens, does it? Just that it happens since birth of humanity and will most likely always be a thing until the last human is dead.

Suicide rates are even on the rise in certain countries and areas. Just proof that for many people the desire to live isn't that strong in everyone and a lot of them can't or don't want to be healed.

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>>19159998
It's like most manga's. Has an extremely good premise but never quite takes the story to the potential it could be. The villain is absolutely based though.

It's take on immortality isn't pretty either.

>>19160013
How does the anime compare to the manga? Worth watching the anime?

>>19160011
Of course it matters why.
Terminal illness is one thing, that I can understand, but young healthy people?
I can't prove it, but I suspect they don't really want to die. Maybe they're just suffering, lost in the dark with no light to be found and they do it out of desperation because they can't see the image of a better tomorrow.
someone should tell them that the possibility of a better tomorrow ALWAYS exists, no matter how faint.

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>>19160018
If you can stand the CG then it's decent enough. Doesn't really stray from the source material at all and the action scenes are pretty good too.

>>19160020
Most people don't really WANT to die, they just don't want to live and they pick the lesser horror which in this case is death. Typical example is the person jumping out of the burning building. They don't want to jump, but they rather not burn.

I just mentioned it to show that the will to live can easily be suppressed as millions (counting the attempts) of people prove every year. It's not all that peachy. Though if your life and soul are that well, then I'm glad. Keep on going like that.

>>19160028
Looks good enough to me. I will give it a try.

>>19160030
>it's not all that peachy
You can say that again.
If I could talk to one of those suffering people, I'd tell them that they're not alone. I'd tell them that there's someone who knows their pain, and who will believe in them.
What's that old saying? It's always darkest before the dawn.

>>19160048
did you get lost here? or are you drunk and filled with temporary hyperemotional empathy?

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>>19160048
Whatever you say.

>>19160058
Sorry, that was a bit off topic.
Back to vampires.
Is there any good vampire fiction? Like at all?

Where's that vampire guy who's constantly lying openly and still manages to be the most plausible roleplayer on the site?

>>19156741
summers coming already?

>>19160064
Oh yeah, tons. What medium?

>>19156849
one of the two seem more likely to be real though

>>19160070
Film. Maybe I'm just a tard but I can't seem to find any good vampire films. It's all the same cut and dried bullshit.
What would you recommend?

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>>19160065
If someone is constantly lying they aren't very plausible. But I caught several roleplayers in their lies. For example this one guy who kept saying he's 99 years old (but sadly forgot that he already told us he is 99 years old over a year ago... so he would need to be over 100 now) ...

And if you mean the guy who posts cities to apply to and mentions Anna Komnene, that one just has severe autism and samefags his own stories and lies nonstop.

>>19160078
Nosferatu, Afflicted, Near Dark, Shadow of the Vampire, Let the Right One In, Let Me In, Byzantium, The Hamiltons/The Thompsons, Cronos,What We Do In the Shadows,Thirst, Fright Night, Dracula:Prince of Darkness, so on, this is off the top of my head

>>19160097
Thanks anon, I'll give 'em a lookyloo.

>>19160086
>And if you mean the guy who posts cities to apply to and mentions Anna Komnene, that one just has severe autism and samefags his own stories and lies nonstop.

I like that guy. Something about the way he talks.

>>19160123
Do you like being deceived as well? Or to maybe to deceive yourself.

>>19160102
Afflicted is probably my favorite vamp movie, it's not "deep" but it's insanely fun. There's a scene where you see him take on a SWAT squad from the first person view, it's amazing

>>19160142
No, he's just fun. He reminds me of the Mayor from Buffy, he's hyper-jovial and almost casually psychopathic and likes to call people "boy", it's funny.

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>>19160149
I don't find it really funny because fags like him make it hard to actually find out what's real and what's not. Mentally ill people and roleplayers are the biggest pain in the ass.

>>19160156
Maybe that's kind of the point, intentional obfuscation-GASP! The conspiracy reveals itself

>>19160171
You're probably him tooting your own horn. He was also interested in Buffy. Just stop shitting up these threads with your LARP.

>>19160175
Nah, that guy hasn't been around in ages. Maybe he self-immolated, eh?

But seriously, have you seen any of those city-threads recently? I'd like to read them if archived

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>>19160184
He (you) was around recently, see my picture when he (you) got triggered that I called him out. And that's just when I paid attention and noticed the faggotry. Who knows when else he posted in the last weeks or months.

>>19160195
Yeah I was in that thread. That was months ago, I thought maybe I missed something more recent. That was the one where he went on a tangent about Community, right?

>>19160203
No, in that thread he (you) just posted some of his "vampiric wisdom" and backstory, which changes in every thread because he's too dumb to keep it consistent... Though I have seen him obsess over random actresses and dumb tvshows before.

Favorite vamp teeth?

1) No fangs (Preacher, Near Dark)
2) Full set of shark teeth (30 Days of Night, Supernatural)
3) Sharp Incisors(Nosferatu)
4)Upper canines (Standard)
5)Upper and lower canines

I kinda dig the no fangs version honestly
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>>19160195
crawl for me
crawling in my skin

>>19160195
post more of these plz

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>>19160274
I'd slap the shit out of him.

>>19160255
I prefer the upper canines. Ideally that they would grow when needed or slide down from your upper-gum, kinda way.

>>19160292
More of what? Of me triggering that person? Random vampire conversations? This picture only makes sense in context. I don't know what exactly you want.

>>19160307
caps of threads with vampires

>>19156378
>Hello /x/, let's talk about vampires.
lets not. how about you go back to /tv/ and talk about twilight there

bad enough this place is overrun with niggers looking to summon a succubus

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>>19160310
Please just look for yourself. Go to 4plebs, put in vampires, search for threads. It's so many and I don't know your taste, but I'm sure you will find some entertaining ones.

>>19160311
Vampires threads will always be a thing on /x/. Hide thread. Good riddance.

>>19160156
That's paradoxical. You're on /x/ because you want to learn what's real about vampires, but whenever someone claims to know, you say it's roleplaying. What are you hoping for, that someone will post physical proof they're a vampire? why would they do that?

>>19160329
No, no. I am very openminded and will listen to pretty much everyone and their claims, I've talked too plenty people outside of 4chan as well. If it's not too outrageous, I will gladly listen and talk about it.

However the person I was talking about in the post you replied to is a notorious liar and has changed his story many times. He also makes threads pretending to be another person, to confirm that what he says is real. I've read his posts starting from around 2012 or so in the archives up to this year and I talked to him personally too.

>>19160340
But either way, you can't ever be sure someone's not fucking with you, maybe they're just very intelligent or good at arguments, however plausible they are you can't ever know for sure they're not making it up

>>19160358
Of course. People fucking LOVE to lie online and some are just genuinely insane. I guess roleplayers get some kick out of the control and attention they receive from leading people on.

I'm always curious but I don't believe shit unless I have *very* good reason to.

See? Now that no one is LARPing, the thread is slow and boring as fuck.

Come on vampires, start posting weird shit

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>>19160525
Fuck you. Rather a very slow thread with some bits of information here and there, than a shitfest of LARP and autism.

>>19160547
Agreed

>>19160525
*snikts dick*

GET IT? NOT REAL? NOT REAL? NOT REAL? WHAT IS THEN? LOOK OUTSIDE! EYES WIDE OPEN! THEN OUTSIDE YOU HEAR - WHAT DO YOU HEAR? TOCK, TOCK! THAT'S ALL! I'M TIRED! It's not enough and it never was enough. I get it. But even though - - - - I don't want.

>>19159747
huh?

>>19160581
Stop huh'ing me in every thread. Literally.

I human can become vampire if the vampire cums all over them. I am a vampire.

>>19160586
Is that how you became a vampire yourself? Your dad came all over you? Darling I'm sorry to tell you but that's not really how it works... your daddy lied.

So my father not vampire?

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>>19160598
No, he's just a sex offender.

Real vampires might not even have a libido or produce sexual fluids.

Vampires are actually American in origin, it's a weird disease from specially bred "giant"(not REALLY giant) vampire bats that were fed herbs by Aztec priests. The Spanish destroyed most of them and brought some back to sell to European nobility because of the benefits the disease carries. It's why you don't really see folk reports of vampires in Europe prior to the Late Middle Ages and in Eastern Europe prior to the 17th Century, once the disease started spreading into Europe it took awhile to get to the Balkans and even further East.
There are ancient stories of things like Lamashtu and Lamia and so on, but those are stories abour demons, people only equate them with vampires based on superficial similarities to the "folk" vampire, the Revenant. The whole Revenant thing is because the transformation process plunges you into a death-like coma.

I only know all this because an antique shop's been in my family for generations and I found a a journal transcription of some British guy of a letter from a conquistador to "her most august personage Dona Juana, by the Grace of God ruler of Castille, of Jerusalem, of the Two Sicillies, of Leon, or Aragon, of Navarre, of Granada, of Toledo, of Galicia, of Valencia, of Mallorca, of Jaen, of the Caribbees, of Algeciras, of Gibraltar, of the Canary Isles, of the Indies, of the lands of earth and sea. (Holy Shit that's a Mouthful)

Of course, maybe it's just an old fanfic. I sold it for a shitload of money though so now i get to be a rich NEET

>>19160617
give money

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>ask oracle if there's a point in these threads and if it makes sense to participate
>oracle says yes AND no

Okay then. Seems legit.

>>19156422
Vampire larpers could get whatever they want out of drinking blood by just eating a rare steak or a blood sausage. The only nutrotional differences are that steak and sausage are vastly less likely to make a human vomit, plus they also have nutritionally useful protein and fat.

>>19160639
>>19160639
The life force is stronger in fresh blood than dead meat that has been laying around for days.

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>>19156575
Don't fool yourself. You skip everywhere like sissy girls.

>>19160629
get a job, you lazy bum.

i get to say that now

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>>19156686
Why, you want him to lend it to you?

>>19160635
Ask in div general before it gets deleted again

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>>19156741
>Autism speaks.

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>>19156762
You only pretend to hate us. Look how you hang out here all the time. You're fapping like a bitch right now, orgasming over all this vampirey goodness.

You filthy prick tease.

>>19160671
They aren't any good.

Well, I feel like celebrating today and there's a crazy vampire thread, yay. Just finished my first novel. It's a supernatural version of Charlie's Angels where Carmilla, the Bride of Frankenstein and the She-Wolf of London sexily save the Universe from the Mummy Queen, Marie Laveau and the Wicked Witch.

Now I just gotta find out "fucking copyright, how does it work?"

Because this is a masterpiece that must be published.

>>19160706
It sounds awful. But some people like shit, literally eating shit... you feel me. So godspeed.

>>19160717
>it sounds like shit

God I hope so. I'm gonna be a millionaire

>>19160706
>>19160726
Dude that sounds hilarious and awesome.
I'd totally read that.

>>19160748
>low standards general

>>19156378
no, there's no such thing as vampires. there are demons and some magic users who practice vampirism though

Do vampires do a poo?

>>19160762
Who told you that? God himself? Vampires are more likely than freakin demons. A demon is more reality-breaking and irrational than a vampire.

>>19160748
Thanks
>>19160751
Dude if you don't wanna read a lesbian sex scene between Carmilla and the Bride written with the expertise of a heterosexual man, I have nothing to say to you.

>>19160769
Haha! Sex you know! Chicks with boobs! Lesbian sex! Damn, bro. Cool no? Really cool. I fuck a lot of bitches irl too! Had a threesome last nite, mate. VAGINAS! Hehehe! Huh you're not a virgin aren't you? Loser lmao. Anyway gotta go to the CLUB and get laid.

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>>19160768
god isn't real? roleplay somewhere else kid

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>>19160779
>demons are real
>god isn't real though

>>19160777
You seem okay.

>>19160783
It would be possible, technically. Ya don't need a creator or all powerful god for demons and even angels to exist. They could be things living in a different realm.

Like the jinn in Islam minus Allah or even shit like 40k where demons are manifestations of sentient thoughts/emotions. You don't need any god for shit like that to exist in theory.

>>19160777
Your reading comprehension seems even below what would be required to read a deliberately trashy novel like this bro. See, when I said "expertise of a heterosexual man", that was me saying I have no fucking clue about lesbians. It's called humour. You don't have to find it funny, but you can at least understand the intention of what was written.

See you at da club, brah

>>19160798
If something such as supernatural beings in other dimensions doing magic and shit exist, it's also very likely for a god or gods to exist. And pretty much all demonic myths are connected to god-figures.

>>19160809
No, that isn't true. And I say this as someone who believes in a god. There being demons (or beings that we can call as such) or other magical creatures says nothing about a god. That's like saying that since we find fish in water, that makes it more likely that the Dead Sea has fish in it because it has a lot of water.

One thing being true (demons) only tells us that demons are real. That says zero about there being a god. The existence of one thing does not say much about other things or what they are like at all.

For all we know demons and angels can be beings from another dimension or realm and people who encountered them merely assumed the strongest of these were gods or used gods as a way to explain how they existed. There are many ways that demons and whatnot could exist that has zero need for any god. Even if tomorrow we found out for a fact that a particular culture's demons really existed, that would say absolutely nothing as to the authenticity of that god/gods being real. Just like fish living in water does not mean that the Dead Sea has to have fish because it has water.

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Any American Vamppire fans?

Will Snyder ever awake from his fucking coma and start the Third Cycle? Has he forgotten about this series?

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>>19160849
If you don't understand that the existence of ANY PARANORMAL beings that science isn't able to explain or even detect increases the likelihood of other paranormal (such as GODS) beings to exist as well... you have to be literally retarded.

>That's like saying that since we find fish in water, that makes it more likely that the Dead Sea has fish in it because it has a lot of water.

No, that's like finding a fish in a lake that you thought couldn't contain life at all and then assuming that there are even more, different fish in the lake and that the lake wasn't 100% empty and without life as other people always told you.

>>19160858
Because your argument is one big logical fallacy. Take the OP topic: vampires. Suppose we find out that vampires, a paranormal being, exist. We know it does for a fact. Does that say anything at all about leprechauns, ghosts, magic, or gods? No. These are all different things, each one of which requires their own proof. We can't find a vampire and assume now that all these myths are true just because we found out that vampires are real. Vampires being found to be true provides zero evidence towards these other beings existing or not.

If I said that I found a giant bear 10x bigger than any known bear, would you believe me? After all, bears exist. And large bears like grizzlies exist. So that must mean it is likely that my giant bear exists as well. But that isn't true, is it? You would doubt me. And that is because while bears may exist, that would not mean that my giant bear is likely or also exists. I would need proof that such a bear exists rather than pointing to things that already exist and saying you should believe in it just because beings of a similar nature to it happen to be real.

>>19160882
>If I said that I found a giant bear 10x bigger than any known bear, would you believe me? After all, bears exist. And large bears like grizzlies exist. So that must mean it is likely that my giant bear exists as well

It would absolutely be more likely that you found a giant bear than if no bears existed at all.

And if vampires were real, other "paranormal" beings walking around would be more likely too. Because it meant: 1) It is possible for supernatural beings to exist in this world. 2) They are able to walk among us without anyone really being aware, so the same could apply to gremlins, fairies or whatever.

>>19160882
depends what the vampire is like. If it, for example, gets burned by a cross I would certainly think the Christian God might be more likely

>>19160893
It would not make my story more likely. Bears existing does not mean that my giant bear is more likely at all. Because normal bears exist, that does not mean that it is likely that larger ones exist. For all we know only smaller ones exist, or that a grizzly is the largest, maybe I was on acid and the bear wasn't real. Things need proof. Evidence. If I say I found a giant bear, or a vampire, I cannot extrapolate that to anything other than the existence of a giant bear or vampire.

Does it mean I'd be curious? Of course, but a vampire would not be evidence for anything other than vampires. For all we know there could be no gods or spirits and vampires are just some weird human mutation. There could be a lot of different ways that one supernatural being could exist without every random idea someone had and told a story about suddenly being likely because one being was found. Do you know how the scientitic method works at all?

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>>19160917
Okay whatever bro. Keep your opinion. It's totally not more likely at all for other paranormal beings to exist if demons were confirmed to be real. You're right.

>>19160777
virgin detected

>>19160924
Better than being a filthy degenerate.

>>19160921
It isn't. That thinking is a logical fallacy. X is real so that means Y must be too!

That isn't how it works. Religious people do it a lot. X claim in [holy book] is true, so that means all of the rest of it must be just as true! And that just isn't how things work.

>>19160937
>X is real so that means Y must be too!

No one said that. It was just said to be more LIKELY.

World A: No supernatural beings whatsoever. Everything that exists has been pretty much covered by science and there are no secret other creatures walking among us.

World B: Other beings with magical powers called "Demons" have been found and exist among us.

And you are telling me that there isn't a higher likelihood for other paranormal beings to exist in World B than in World A, when World A is totally void and empty of any and World B has been proven to be somewhat magical.

This is my last reply to you. You're too autistic, keep your opinion. Agree to disagree and goodbye.

>>19160942
I would ask how you define "likely" but this is your last reply. It is just as "likely" that world B has demons and nothing else. I don't think you get how probability works or science. Until you actually find anything else to support the idea that because demons exist, other shit is likely too, the likelihood does not go up.

You can call it autistic if you want, but you wanting to live in some fantasy world where some weird shit also means other shit is very likely does not make it so. I'm sorry but there comes a time in your life where you have to grow up. And a vampire existing or a ghost existing would not automatically increase the likelihood of other beings existing.

>>19160955
Different guy here. That's only true if they're unrelated. If you prove cheese, that does suggest the probability of yogurt.

>>19160585
You get "huhed" because your shit makes no fucking sense. In every fucking thread.

>>19161111
Then why do you keep talking to me? Find a new hobby. I'm one of the most sane people in this thread.

>>19160980
Most of these things aren't related, though. Different cultures and beings, different powers or attributes, etc.

But you have a point. If someone found a few paranormal beings and they had some connection then you could say that one or another may be more likely.

>>19161118
>Different cultures and beings, different powers or attributes, etc.
Maybe, maybe not. It's all speculative at this point.
What if everything is unique? If dragons, say, have no consistency between how many limbs and whether or not they have wings because they're all one-offs.

>>19156614
SLEEP TIGHT SWEET VAMPIRE

>>19161113
what's life like for you? when you put your feet on the floor in the morning what's your first thought? you dim witted cunt.

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>>19160635
Divination threads confirmed that I will achieve immortality

>>19161342
>when you put your feet on the floor in the morning what's your first thought?
i wonder why my dick smells like shit, and if your mom lied about wiping her fucking ass you fuck

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>>19161342
>another day of wageslaving

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>>19156559

>>19158639
I can actually do the things that I claim to be able to do, don't claim any off the wall fantasy bullshit and most importantly, I don't go around talking or posting about it for attention. The only reason I'll talk about it on /x/ is because I'm just an anon here.

>>19161767
so what can you do

>>19161767
>>19161777
>777
u just got called out by the trips of garlic

>>19160763
They don't eat solid food, that's a good ass question

>>19161767
Do you shit? Yes or no

>>19161777
Just have great reflexes. Stronger, faster and more durable than I should be but not to an insane level like in fictional media. Natural ability for magic and such. Spooks usually leave me alone or fuck off when I tell them to. Can hide my presence from living things but not recording devices. That actually just happened. W
>went to the liquor store after work about half an hour ago.
>walk in, electric bell sounds as I walk through the sensor.
>walk up to the counter. One employee to the left of me playing with his phone, another on the right staring off into space.
>decide to see hiw long it takes to notice me.
>5 mins goes by.
>haven't been just standing there. I've been moving, looking at stuff near the ocounter, coughed a couple times.
>guy on right had started organizing things around the counter and looked right past me a few times. His gaze just slid off me.
>bored now, just want to go home.
>speak up and tell him what I want.
>he jumps back, then finally sees me.

>>19161838
Do you drink penis milk?

>>19161838
>have known the guy for years so he's very apologetic, I just laugh.
>he's so spooked that he forgot to charge me extra to use my card.
>>19161812
Sometimes. I do eat but rarely and very little at a time. Just don't usually feel hungry. Sucks because half the food I buy tends to go bad before I finish it all.

>>19161804
I love garlic.

>>19161812
Vampires and girls dont poop

>>19161807
If they're not an unbounded extradimensional space inside, then if they consume they must excrete. Blood is mostly water, so they would pee (hopefully; the alternatives are less pleasant). How much would depend on how much blood they must consume. I would think they'd have to poop on occasion also, and wouldn't it be solid bilirubin?

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>>19161838
>great reflexes

So how fast are we talking?

>>19161585
Maybe you will. Maybe everyone is immortal from their individual point of view.

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>>19162218
they better not mean that "your soul is immortal" or some shit like that

>>19162249
Divination general is just crap. It's full of people who are just really dumb and bored. Well, you could argue I'm dumb and bored too, guess just not THAT level of dumb. It's mind tricks on the weak through Forer Effect and basic psychology.

"Humans suffer from the Forer Effect, a cognitive bias where individuals will see high accuracy in personality descriptions supposedly tailored specifically for them, but which are in fact so vague and general they apply to virtually anyone."

I'm not even arguing that divination exists or psychic, sure it's possible. But after years of getting reads in this thread (mostly as experiments and see how they unfold in the future) I can just say it's not accurate. And how would it even be accurate through anonymous posting and pretty much no connection between the people.

>they better not mean that "your soul is immortal" or some shit like that

Well have you ever died yet? You're immortal, don't worry. And so is everyone else.

>>19162264
yet at the same time you believe in fate,right
how can there be fate if future is not predestined?

>>19162275
I want to believe in fate to feel less insignificant but I am not confident in that belief if I'm honest. It comes down to hope.

Also, my idea of fate is like a video game with a few main plots and lots of side quests. You eventually have to do all the main plots ( = fate) and meet some of the important characters, but there's also a ton of side quests and "side people" you can meet on your own if you feel like it, that is not fate. Does that make sense to you?

>>19162279
I guess.
I definetly believe in fate because I had quite few prophetic dreams.Sadly its always some bullshit thing and not useful things like winning lottery numbers

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>>19162298
You should write down those dreams though to make 100% sure that your dreams are prophetic, if you aren't already doing that.

Human memory is suggestible as fuck. I had several moments where I was convinced a dream was a certain way or a memory, but then checked it later in text and saw I was wrong. Just made myself believe it was that way.

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>>19162306
I guess I should but I am 100% sure of it.

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>>19161342
>when you put your feet on the floor in the morning what's your first thought?

You keep asking me the exact same questions and repeat the same insults. Guess being a vampire doesn't protect you from getting senile.

Vampire. So malice. For those who seek knowledge. Refer to us as cherubim. Being a perfectionist and living infinite we are commonly referred to as Angels. To figure out what is not known, you must first perform a series of error. Until you stumble upon something by accident. It is very unlikely you can comprehend something so nourished. You only have years. When all experience life we shall meet. For this "4 chan". The wars that remain on this planet are sustaining life.

>>19162388
Want to tell us more?

>>19162388
Arent cherubs little fat angels in diapers?

So, to summarise.
> Vampires don't real.

>>19162434
Why are you even here

>>19162434
It's just a 4chan thread. Why do you think we would be able to confirm or deny anything here. The thread is just for chatting and maybe finding leads that can be followed outside.

There are different types of vampire, and some may drink blood for practical reasons or personal preference, but all are capable of feeding from the astral plane.

I'm one, though for the moment - and only for the moment - I've been declawed.

Anyone can be initiated into certain types of vampirism, but it's easier if you're a virgin and don't have much psychological connection to society.

The Noctulians are on some fucked-up shit, and that's all I'll say about that.

I'd avoid most of the vampiric initiatory orders in the United States. I've heard good things about some in Europe.

Seek and ye shall find.

Not replying to any responses to this post, because I'm getting off the computer in about ten seconds.

>>19156526

sadly, proof or didn't happen

also, make me a vampire, pls

>>19163072
Why do you want to be vampire

>>19162388
Get real.

>>19162461
>declawed
please tell why

>>19163142
>declawed
>not defanged

>>19163183
that's what they said ya dumdum. I don't know why they wouldn't have claws anyway.

>>19163188
Do they feed with their fucking claws or fangs?I cant feed on blood because I was declawed does not make sense.

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>>19162461
Oh boy here we go again. Typical roleplaying bullshit.

>There are different types of vampire, and some may drink blood for practical reasons or personal preference, but all are capable of feeding from the astral plane.
Once again with the astral plane nonsenese so it's easier to pretend that you are actually obtaining 'power' and sustaining life without any of the drawbacks

>I'm one, though for the moment - and only for the moment - I've been declawed.
A ploy to garner attention to yourself by both proclaiming to be a vampire, and adding a 'mysterious' element of being 'declawed' so people will question what that means.

>Anyone can be initiated into certain types of vampirism, but it's easier if you're a virgin and don't have much psychological connection to society.
Basically saying nothing. change vampire to any practically any word and it still works just as well.

>The Noctulians are on some fucked-up shit, and that's all I'll say about that.
Adding a bit of realism to add credibility but then not extrapolating on what you meant, once again adding a 'mysterious' element.

>I'd avoid most of the vampiric initiatory orders in the United States. I've heard good things about some in Europe.
>Seek and ye shall find.
Just more bullshit

>Not replying to any responses to this post, because I'm getting off the computer in about ten seconds.
Ending it with a kicker that gets you out of any questioning as you don't have anything other than made up stories.

All of you 'vampires' are the same. All talk and no action. From the goth and punks of the city to the hippies and wiccan faggots in the woods.

>>19163243
They could have received a letter from high members of some dumb vampire order saying that they are "declawed for the next 3 months" so they don't have feeding privileges for that time or can't act violent.

Hmmm so mysterious.

Friendly reminder that if you got diabetes or AIDS you cant be turned into vampire.

>>19163272
thanks i'll try to be safe

>>19163276
Why do you want to be turned?

>>19163318
don't know if I'll be immortal, but I already live like a vampire pretty much. I guess for that I'm fine the way I am. I don't dislike the sun either, the few times I feel its warmth it's welcoming and it feels good on my skin.

but at the same time it's inevitable that I'll try to seek "something more" as they say. If it's not this, it will be something else. I have a will that needs prolonged lifetime. I'm afraid I might just lose myself to desires though.

What do people normally say?

>>19163348
>What do people normally say?
I dont know but for me its immortality.I want to see humanity in 500 years when we are exploring galaxy and colonizing other worlds.

>I have a will that needs prolonged lifetime. I'm afraid I might just lose myself to desires though.
What do you mean by this?
Also would you hate outliving your parents and all your loved ones?

>>19163366
>What do you mean by this
>will
It feels like a wave pushing me from behind when I'm learning about what we are supposed to be doing. I don't think it's just that I believe I'm "right", it just feels like I grasped something valuable that I can't lose by dying. Maybe a way of thinking that would be useful.

>desires
Just the usual human things, like wasting time on pleasures or getting lost in my own life for centuries doing nothing.

>Also would you hate outliving your parents and all your loved ones?
I would care. I might hate losing someone I truly love. I'd want them to be the same as me for sure. I've come to know a love that goes beyond time, distance or death though. Surely things won't be easy, but by being zealous you can have an understanding of this Love that might save you.

>>19163366
what about you? would you hate outlasting people?

>>19159802
>implying a guillotine could end it

>>19163447
>I've come to know a love that goes beyond time, distance or death though
What do you mean?
>>19163448
I have noone close to me left.If I make connection with someone again I would hate it

>>19156614
SLEEP TIGHT SWEET VAMPIRE

I know one but I have Silence duty

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This guy is a vampire
He is in my dreams raping me

>>19163596
This Love is the more logical side of the usual love we experience as humans. It's easy to say, but difficult to grasp. It feels like a harmony between thinking and feeling, and this understanding helps a lot with accepting someones death, or separation. Do you know what I'm talking about?

>I would hate it
You would hate losing them or making the connection?

>>19163659
>Do you know what I'm talking about?
Sadly not

>You would hate losing them or making the connection?
Losing

To be a vampire, you must be of the Skull, and in the Brotherhood of the Cape.

>>19163717
Maybe if you did become inhuman you would have to come to terms with this type of love. Actually I don't know how it works. Would you become more like an animal with overwhelming instincts and feelings or would you turn into a sociopath with no feelings at all? with exception of blood thirst or whatever. Which do you think happens with this vampire thing?

>>19163735
I think you would remain same but become desensitized over time

Hey, it's me. Wondering why I'm still not a vampire.

>>19163760
That's more likely. I guess the rest is just preference in fiction.

See you around then, anon. Don't get too lost.

>>19163783
You too.I like your dedication and I have a faith in you.

You know how some people think all that matters in life is looks, and others think that if you can't remember Pi to the three hundred thousandth digit you're a retard? And some think all that matters is kindness and others think all that matters is getting to the top and kindness makes you soft? Well, vampires are pretty much people. If you ever meet one, you're playing a blind game not knowing what the fuck they're even looking for.

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>>19163867
I don't care, man. They can behave autistic. I just want their gift.

>>19163869
My point was, they would give their "gift" to who they perceive as "worthy", which changes based on their own personality.

>>19163872
Yeah? And that's why you need to try with every vampire you catch. The more, the better your chance just by sheer AMOUNT of different personalities. You could also adapt to the individual vampires "desires and values".

Why would anyone want to be a vampire? 'Tis a lonely existence, always being the "other", staying frozen in time while those you love move forward and the existential ennui drives you to write bad poetry-ha no, I'm just kidding.

Whatcha wanna know about us cool bloodsuckers who are hip with the young people?

>>19163888
Post a guide how to become a vampire senpai.

>>19163894
I said f*a*m, but I forgot it translates into senpai.

>>19163895
just let it happen desu senpai

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>>19163897
NO!

>>19163894
>>19163894
1) You get a vampire with a matching bloodtype and guzzle down at least a pint of his sweet bodily fluids (no, not those bodily fluids you perv).

2) You experience anywhere from 65 to 78 hours of unimaginable pain based on your metabolism as your brain is told your body is WRONG.

3) Once your bones become sufficiently strong, they lose some flexibility, so you have to excercise to sweet workout tunes and basically make your rusty joints work fluidly again, but every time you move them they hurt worse than childbirth for the next few months

4) If this doesn't make you insane, congrats, you are now a vampire and can look forward to being insane for other reasons somewhere along the line.

5) Find a territory that's not already occupied by someone older who will remove your head with the efficiency of an IRS employer with no life.

>>19163910
And where do you effectively find vampires willing to let you drink their blood...

>>19163914
You don't find them...they find YOU.

No really, that's kinda how that works. If it was that easy to find us we'd all be dead by now.

Generally speaking the truly big cities are your best bet, you know the ones, everyone does, NYC, Tokyo, Sao Paulo, those kinds of places.

>>19163921
So what's your blood group?

>inb4 AB-

>>19163926
Whoa whoa, we've not even been on a date yet, I'm not ready to have a kid.

I'm flattered, but no thanks.

>>19163936
Again. What's your blood group?

>>19163910
Why does 3) happen?

Also vampires dont like each other?
What abilities they have and what is just a myth?
Ever heard about Selene?

>>19163939
AB+
>>19163940
It's a way to make sure the bones don't snap when a vampire is suing their strength I suppose, of course the muscles are also reinforced but there's no problem with that change.

Oh you know, ageless, immune to disease, hard to kill, strong, superhuman-no, superdog olfaction. No turning to mist which is a shame, a damn shame.

Selene, the Greek goddess of the Moon? What about her?

>>19163952
That's weird cause you said it was AB- before.

>>19163952
Whats the origin of vampires?

>>19163952
Can you show some proofs?

>>19163956
I said what now? >>19163888 is my first post.

>>19163959
Some weird bug or some shit, like a mutated blackfly. The first vampire has been dead for a long time now so no one knows the exact specifics, it's like asking a human "whats the origin of humanity?" They know, but they don't really know.

>>19163971
You're a liar. You aren't AB, not + nor - or whatever.

>>19163968
You know, I went though all the trouble of enduring the transformation just so I could get dismembered by my fellows for posting proof on the internet. You get me, man.

>>19163974
Okay? I'm not trying to convince you of anything man, I'm just killing time while my hand grows back. Women do not like a guy with no hand, no matter what pirate lore tells you.

>>19163983
>be vampire
>keep calling peoples "bros" and "man"
>keep chasing sex and women

So, what is the difference between you and the average teenage peasant exactly?

>>19163991
Well, I'm not an ancient being who has walked through the ashes of empires for fucks sake, I'm only 75. It's the new 50.

>>19163997
you're a fag that's what you are

>>19163997
This is a serious thread you dirty imbecile. No LARP. Stop. You have been 75 years ago, during the 1940s... and you TALK exactly and effortlessly like youth on 4chan? FUCK OUTTA HERE! ROLEPLAYERS GEEET OOOOUUUUT!

Even old people who stay young and fully healthy in the brain don't talk like that at all.

>>19164004
Not since the 70s.
>>19164006
What exactly is your point? You think old vampires talk like Shakespeare? Oh I know what you want. Gledaj moje zube i osjeti teror!
Jer vampiri su drevni i sofisticirani Europljani!

>>19164019
>talk like Shakespeare?

Appeal to Extremes. Erroneously attempting to make a reasonable argument into an absurd one, by taking the argument to the extremes.

Get a brain, kid. No one said you need to talk like Shakespeare, but you're talking exactly like a young person born in this generation. Weird huh? Next time don't go on and say you're posting here for the first time you lying sack of shit because I know who you are.

>>19164034
Cool beans brah. I am simply distressed because you seem to dislike me for no apprent reason. I do wish you would explain yourself, but we cannot expect miracles from young minds, now can we. Oh, I slay myself.

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>>19164046
Stop roleplaying homie-brah-dude-myman or die by my hands.

>>19164050
I am merely attempting to illustrate your linguistical fallacy. Old things adapt or die. I refuse to let "bro" be confiscated by the young people, the word is simply too good.

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>>19164046
>>19164050
Continue LARPing.

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>>19164062
You didn't adapt. You talk EXACTLY like a young person, without doubt. Shitposting and talking like a teen has nothing to do with being a survivor, it just means you literal are a kid irl too.

What you say doesn't make sense in general. Like at one hand you care about what people think and you keep reacting, but at the other hand you refuse to post any pictures or proof. Why?

1. Why would your vampire buddies be lurking in this thread and how would they EXACTLY know who of all the vampires you are by a picture of a teeth or wound?

2. Why would they kill you for something that could easily be faked and doesn't endanger the vampire society at all? I could literally post 1000x different fangs now. There's so much stuff on the Internet, you posting a picture would NEVER be a danger to anyone.

>Come to /x/
>See vampire thread
>AllthisfuckingLARP.jpg
kek

>>19164071
sorry i'm watching and I'M GONNA TELL ON HIM TO MY ELDERS

>>19164071
Well, as I said, I'm wasting time here because my hand is only half formed. Were I to post a picture of my half-formed hand on 4chan, someone would post it on facebook/twitter/the You Tube as the younglings call it, and it would draw attention. They would call up their vamp buddies and ask, "hey BRO, who among us got his hand cut off recently?

If all you want is a picture of fangs, sorry, no fangs. My teeth are normal, and healthy becaus I brush with Aquafresh.

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>>19164085
Really? why, that must've hurt...

>>19164080
Vampire elders are paying people to shitpost and LARP different stories about vampires to heavily spread disinfo.

>>19164084
I knew it. :^)

>>19164085
Yeah because a picture of a half formed hand would prove or imply vampires are real. It wouldn't at fucking all. Do you know how many deformed pictures are out there? Why would any vampire care about that shit? It's not dangerous evidence by any means.

You could also only show 2 or 3 fingers.

>>19164085
post feet pics then

>>19164091
You have no idea. Our bones are really strong so it's very difficult to cut off a limb. Which is why you have to use silver. Only problem is, silver is a soft metal and shit at getting a good razor edge. So it's not a ninja movie one-stroke thing.

>>19164050
Kill them all.
DO IT!

>>19164232
I'm just gonna go visit them and suck every bit of blood out of their bodies and then see what happens. If the vampire story was true I become a vampire, and if it wasn't true I end up prison for killing a random roleplayer.

>>19164242
You have a lot of anger in you towards vampires you don't believe in.

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>>19164266
It's passion, not anger.

>>19164242
Dont let your dreams be dreams

>>19164282
Hahahaha. Haha. Hahaha.

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>>19164334
Kill

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>>19164350
Meh. No. Don't corrupt soul with murder.

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>>19164385
Reminder that it was your idea.

Let your hatred guide your blows.Strike them down and fulfill your destiny.

>>19164410
But I wasn't serious! Why don't you go do it instead?

Also, pro tip: if vampires exist, they could probably fuck up any human with ease, then drag you into their blood-rape-food-ghoul-dungeon and torture you to death slowly while Mozart plays in the background. No. You go!

>>19164062
dude, nice post but the cunt wont listen to any answers so its so pointless to get involved in these threads. I'm out. forever.

>>19164436
> I'm out. forever.

You said this so many times but you always come back to suck my dick. So yeah, see you around.

>>19164425
I dont know where they live and I have to wageslave tommorow.

Just bring enough firepower and dobt forget silver bullets.They *should* work!

>>19164447
But no one here knows where they live.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>19164454
Ask in divination thread :^)

>>19164463
I did, many times. But they don't know shit and their divination circus is fake crap.

>>19164469
Local oracle?Gypsy maybe?

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>>19164478
I'll kill myself tomorrow. Then, summon me with a ouija board. I promise you I will share the information I get from accessing the after life and tell you where to find vampires.

>>19164484
Sounds great but where is the catch?What is in it for you?You will be dead

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>>19164493
No catch. I have failed in my mission to find a vampire in this life, so I'm going to reroll a new life. But I will give you the information you seek. Just get a ouija board.

>>19164446
Seriously, do you have some magic way of tracking who every person here is? You keep acting like you know who person A and person B and person C are, it's obnoxious.

>>19164501
Maybe because I fucking do you fucking retard.

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>>19164500
No need to kill yourself(yet).Give it few more weeks

>>19164508
Who am I then?

>>19164518
I don't know who EVERY SINGLE PERSON is, but I pay attention to detail and like to research old threads. Some people have traits and quirks, certains words, arguments and patterns that I recognize well. Am I always right? No, I am not perfect, however I have a very good accuracy all in all. Mostly obvious from their reactions, most don't even deny it.

If I don't know who you are it's either:

1) Because you aren't important or distinctive enough.
2) Because you are not writing enough and/or changing your whole *style* on purpose to confuse.

And most anons are just dumb as shit. Cunt-Anon for example argued with me in so many threads, always replied to me, yet he is so senile that he didn't even notice that I spent hours talking to him just posting him old replies that he wrote himself. Never noticed until I told him.

>>19164529
What if we are all Cunt-anon