Which god should I pray to for a miracle?

>>19152771
yourself

>>19152771
At least for the christian god merely praying won't grant you a miracle so you're shit out of luck

>>19152771

Coyote. Might get what you want, or might get a wet dream about midgets in dinosaur costumes.

>>19152777
That's fucking stupid, what a waste of trips

>>19152771
Death Grips.

>>19152771
Nug shigurath, of course

>>19152928
memes aside, listening to death grips often invigorates me and removes negative symptoms of whatever I'm going through.

'I've seen footage' and 'The Fever' especially

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>>19152771
Krishna

>>19152771
Lord Vivec

>>19153349
Just stay noided

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the Polynesian one

>>19153406
my nigga, the tribunal is where its at. either that or those daedra.

>>19152771
mewtwoking

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>>19152777
this.
>>19153406
>>19153442
heretics, both of you

Try with every being you can think of until you find one that works and stick with it, every god worshipped in history exist and we all have to find ours

>>19153349
I am the beast I worship.

>>19153406
My former Yoga teacher?

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>>19152771

https://youtu.be/UviLn225Mq4?t=27s

The truth is there's no God, existence after death, or reason for us being on this earth but while we are here we may as well get money and fuck bitches.

>>19152802
anon got god trips
god has spoken
shabulasha!

>>19152802
>what a waste of trips
the only being worthy of worshiping is yourself, stay cucked

>>19152771
Make it happen yourself.

>>19152771
How about a deal~?

What is it you want first and I will give you my conditions~

>>19156254
Do I have to give you my soul? Is that the condition? 'Cause I'm not doing that.

>>19152771
K E K
E
K

>>19156265
You don't have a poker chip labeled soul. It's a lazy literary trope. That you don't seem to understand the origin of.

>>19157483
my dubs will confirm

>>19152771

All of them

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>>19152771

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>>19152771
>>19152777

>>19152771
yourself

>>19153498
The ending of the words is KEK.

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>>19152771
Dio

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>>19158481
Dio...

>>19152771
GOD is a word symbol designating all personalizations of Deity. The term requires a different definition on each personal level of Deity function and must be still further redefined within each of these levels, as this term may be used to designate the diverse co-ordinate and subordinate personalizations of Deity; for example: the Paradise Creator Sons—the local universe fathers.

>>19152771
None. They either don't exist or don't want to prove they exist.

Me

>>19156265
Come on anon~
Anything you want!~
Plus interest~

Kukukukukukukuku~

>>19152771
Gwyn

Jehovah

whichever one calls you