Madman or not?

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Ok /x/, im about to say some extremely weird shit. Its about me supposedly calling a fucking wind to blow at me, and its probably bullshit, but who knows, so here's the storym and please bare with me because its pretty fucking weird

>be me
>be going to school
>really hot day
>sweaty af
>come up with idea that i could summon wind by saying random shit
>i start focusing on wind
>say JA HITLER
>repeat it inside of me like a mantra
>tfw wind actually fucking starts blowing
>thought it was bs so i waited for the wind to stop and done it again, wind blown again
>dont think of anything untill i get to the stairs at the entrance and wind didnt blow since
>say it again
>wind blows in my face again

This happened a few other days i did it too later. So /x/, what do you think, am i a retarded mad cunt, or do i have some sort of power? What do you think?

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