ITT: Deep sea spooks and weird ass deep sea creatures, stories,

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>>19151695

>>19151695
bump

>>19151695

Someone have the link to that old archived thread from the industrial diver's AMA?

>>19153992
here >>>http://4chandata.org/x/I-was-a-commercial-diver-for-an-oil-and-gas-company-in-the-1990s--a164294

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>>19151695
Bumping because this is relevant to my interests

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>>19155137

>>19155049
A metaphor for how lust (represented by the vaginal, alluring tunnel of the snail) can destroy lives when not approached with care.

>>19155137
Not as scary as funnel web spoidah

>>19155039
wtf is that

Deep sea spooks? But blacks can't swim!

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Vampire Squid from Hell. The damn thing the webbing between it's tentacles inside out and covers itself with it while spikes poke out from it.

>>19153279
Kek'd.

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Deep water is the worst.

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>>1915520

That and finding shit down there by yourself.

>>19155049
God damn fish are dumb.

>>19155548
That's a cone snail, stupidly poisonous. Probably already had the poison in the fish as it enveloped it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cone_snail

>>19155548
Yeah, I don't know. I love fish and all but the Conesnail was right in front of this fucker and the fish didn't even try to escape until it was already in its' mouth.

Maybe it was already paralyzed before the footage began? I'm not sure. I'd like some more information on this.

>>19155431
jej

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****New Nightmare Fuel Alert****
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-30/researchers-drag-faceless-fish-up-from-the-abyss/8572634

hundreds of new species of deep water creepy crawlies discovered in the last month off the southern coast of Australia. more links and video available.

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?

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even the plants are scary

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if 'things' like this exist on earth i don't want to imagine what is out there across the universe...

>>19156057
Geoduck! or as I've recently taken to calling it, gooey+duck.

>>19156062
that's not a plant, asshole

>>19156062
google: best guess for this image: monster

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>>19156094
Holy crap, source?

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>>19151695
Not much of a story but here it goes...

>Be diving in the ocean with a friend
>We have these neat little diver radios that signal for help and stuff
>Sound is kinda muffled
>The ocean is quieter than our last trip
>We had decided to go in the water late so we needed extra lighting
>Feel really at peace as I hover over an endless blue
>I see below into the abyss and laugh at my friend saying "Don't look down. You might fall."
>He doesn't answer and I see him sinking to lower into the blackness
>I decide to follow and tap him on the shoulder
>Radio is fizzling strangely and he is not turning to face me
>Just gently and slowly descending
>Panic and think he is having a heart attack or something
>Signal the friend on the boat to through a rope
>Radio still fizzling out
>"Fuck Fuck Fuck"
>Friend is almost hard to see now and I say fuck and wrap my hands around him to pull up
>Radio fizzles in for a second
>He keeps telling me to let him go because his family is down there
>I think he got the bends or something but weird because it was a descent
>Take my chance and ask for a rope now that radio is clear
>He starts to struggle saying "No! No! I *static* to see them *static* please!" Like some kind of heroine addict
>Yell at him to calm down
>Rope is gliding down from the fading sun beams
>For a brief second I think I might lose him but the rope was put right beside us
>I wrap it around his arm and he gets pulled up with me
>Look down into the pit
>I swear I saw a face smiling
>Like two eyes and pearl white teetg glinting and smiling just below us and then it just faded as though descending deep
>get pulled out
Never went back to that spot, took me a month to go back to diving...friend said he just got the bends but I think something fucking weird was going on...

>>19156098
This kills the crab

>>19155540
source?

>>19153279
hahaha

>>19156312
>white teeth smiling

You had to go and fucking ruin it didn't you

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>>19155423
Bigfin squid

>>19156712
>Is this real life

>>19156082
LOL That's seaweed, I get it stuck on my surf leash all the time.

>>19155540
no wonder why he crashed, he has no hands

>>19155070
imagine seeing this fucker while diving. nope nope nope.

>>19155480
Octopus-

>>19156062
FOR THE SWARM

>>19156242
Isn't it like a squid beak? I'm just guessing here.

>>19157288
why it thicc tho

>>19157288
the deep sea pussyassfish

>>19156312
lol

>>19155540
>underwater rescue unit
Oof.

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Blobfish.

>>19155234
It's not a metaphor, that's just litterally how that species of snail eats. Get over whatever it is your ex did to ya m8 and get back out there!

>>19155480
LOL, I misread tentacles as something else first. That was a fun double take.

>>19156712
me on the left

>>19158254
Handsome.

>>19156074
Ever wonder if most of these things are from some dimensional rift deep in the abyss somewhere?

>>19158112
oh my fucking god

>>19156899
Get the fuck off my wave kook

>>19155070

For a squid, it looks oddly expressive.

This motherfucker looks depressed as hell

>>19157198
Kek

>>19155049
This kind of shit is why Jesus said it was okay to kill and eat fish.

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>>19156062
Shit like this is why I have gif animations turned off when I visit /x/.

>>19155049
succ of death.

>>19153279
I REALLY like this pic can I please save it?

>>19155070
that squid is high as fuck

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>>19151695

Not deep sea but a real shit what I was witness, 20 years ago

>be me
>supervising some works in an old river
>bridge over the river and shiet
>so we doing some engineering works bc in Winter river fucks everything up
>we have some bulldozers to enlarge the sides of the river and prevent it to flood some streets and a park nearly
>last job to do is fix some big and deep hole in the middle of the river
>like 5 meters/16ft diameter
>"well just bring a pair of bulldozers and lets fill this shit with big rocks we removed from the river"
>from 4PM to 9PM filling the fucking hole with rocks
>still can't fill it completely
>next day with 2+ bulldozers and 4 hours of work we get it
>turn off all our stuff to eat something (arround 1PM or so)
>feel something like a small earthquake and a something like a low-bass sound
>the fucking rocks in the hole descended like 3 or 4 meters
>what in the fuckityfuck
>make my workers fill it again

I was monitoring that shit the next 2 weeks and it is still filled with rocks, this was 20 years ago and im from a south american country (Chile) that was extremely poor in those times

pic related is a pic of the river actually

>>19155039

is that a Zerg?

>>19155070
Wonder what's it thinking

>>19156098
sad snib for a sad snab

>>19159716

NOPE

>>19153279
Kek

>>19157198
I was drinking coffee you fuck

>>19155049

Seriously. Look at this retard fish mongoloid. He is getting eaten ALIVE and he is like "Oh, Im ok with that." Is he swedish and the snail is a muslim or what? Fucking dumb cunt

>>19155049
They can't swim backwards thats why he got fucked.

>>19159708
Man'o'war, extremely poisonousn
Saw a kid step on one at a beach in the mediterranean

>>19156484
Training dummy for rescue divers

>>19156062
Do anyone know what this is? I guess we could ask /an/, but they are so rude.

>>19159716
ゴジラ

>>19156098
This kills the crab

>>19157198
top

>>19160077
Fuck that shit board

>>19160077
I think it's a basket star.

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>>19155137
>"That part" in Soma

>>19156098
AlienResurrection.gif

>>19158466
that's bc its about to die. see how patchy it is in places, that languid pace, that far up the water column. It's dying.

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>>19156001
Is this supposed to reenact this painting beacause it's creepy af

>>19156078
Reminds me of that flying baloon-sliver from MtG

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>>19156098

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I am scared to death of the ocean. I feel like theres labd for a reason and we should stay on it. Ive seen/done some shit. But you got BIG balls in my book if you dive
Also, any info on this beaut? Very fascinated

>>19157198
my sides

>>19161311
That picture is shopped.

>>19161311
Nigga are you serious? That's a pic of a white shark photoshopped on top of the other pic. Wtf is your problem not to notice such an obvious shop?

>>19161311
Very obviously photo shopped. If you're interested in the species it's probably a Megladon.

>>19151695
the ocean is more ancient then the mountains...and freighted with the memories and dreams of time..lovecraft.

>>19155049
how the fuck do you get killed by a snail, nigga just leave

>>19155049
why are fish so dumb

>>19156098
so long, crabbo

>>19155049

all you idiots need to use your brain.

the cone snail has one of the most venomous stings on the planet, powerful enough to kill a human. it stabs the fish, which becomes paralyzed. fish isn't just OK with being eaten, it can't swim away you dumb fucks.

Man. Fuck the ocean bro.

>>19161641
If it was paralyzed, why was it moving so much in its mouth?

Checkmate, atheists

More greentexts, please.

>>19158112
is this shit real?

>>19161915
Yeah, goblin shark

>>19156062
Not a plant. Related to starfish.

>>19155039
Is it floating in the air? How can it move like that underwater? This is fake af.

>>19156465
Proof?

>>19155590
knowing that the largest (known) animal to ever inhabit this earth during it's entire existence exists in modern times is really exciting
blue whales are awesome

>>19161997
are you stupid?

>>19161649
>The tooth is hollow and barbed, and is attached to the tip of the radula in the radular sac, inside the snail's throat. When the snail detects a prey animal nearby, it extends a long flexible tube called a proboscis towards the prey. The radula tooth is loaded with venom from the venom bulb and, still attached to the radula, is fired from the proboscis into the prey by a powerful muscular contraction. The venom paralyzes small fish almost instantly. The snail then retracts the radula, drawing the subdued prey into the mouth. After the prey has been digested, the cone snail will regurgitate any indigestible material, such as spines and scales, along with the then-disposable harpoon. There is always a dart stored in the radular sac. A dart may be used in self-defense when the snail feels threatened. [14][15]

>>19159307
Qué río es este? Pudo haber sido por la poca estabilidad del terreno? Pregunto porque también soy chileno

>>19158301
Yup

>>19156056
I'd remove the teeth and put my dick in it.

>>19156899
Still creepy as fuck tho.

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>>19156312
>Like two eyes and pearl white teetg glinting and smiling

>>19159872
Did he died?

>>19159716
He comin straight fo dat booty

>>19161311
>that photo
How retarded do you have to be to believe this?

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>>19162151
>a dart

>>19156312
Narc'd.....you were worried he had nitrogen narcosis....not the bends.

>real diver

>>19162151
That didn't answer my question. The fish was clearly moving in its mouth.

>>19159716
wtf is wrong with that dog

>>19158112
ancestor of the jews

>>19162666
It's autistic.

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>>19161392
Jesus h tap dancing christ. This board is so literal. Ofc im talking about megalodens and ofc that pic is fake. Want a textbook painting next time, captain quint?

>>19156312
narcosis m8

>>19162767
you might want to quote those other posts too, just sayin

>>19156062
Looks like a mass of writhing coral.

>>19162767
this picture has really bad perspective, the camera man not really a pronshslsl

>>19156098
Snibbidy snab xd

>>19155049
i came

>>19159400
Cthulu follows me

>>19156057
>insert black meme man saying 'THAT'S A DICK!'

>>19156242
>muffled pirates of the caribbean musics plays in the distance

>>19157288
is this how flesh lights are made

>>19158109
follow your dreams

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>>19159817

>>19156312
Fake stories reduces quality of threads, please fuck off.

>>19163581
What the fug is this business??

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>>19163593
A big squid.
Also not really deep sea spook but still a spook

What is that one fish that goes in dicks and vaginas? That fish is scarier than anything in the world

>>19163678
It's a brazilian fish and it's not deep sea, c'mon, how old are you? not everything it's about genitals.

>>19155049
S N A I L E D

>>19163615
Where is that?

>>19156053
Just a crinoid having a stroll

>>19158133

i really hope thats the correct scientific name.

>>19163615
no thank you

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>>19156057
>>19163331

>>19158225
They look pretty normal when they're actually underwater though, they just look like that when they're dead/on the surface.

>>19155540

Did he survive?

>>19163708

lol

>>19161997
Its the camera moving retard lmao

>>19162092
That's old dude. New fossils and whatever have found larger ancient animals. I don't have any links but just do some digging.

>>19163696
>Not everything is about genitals

It most certainly is. The penis and vagina are considered in many cultures to be holy.

>>19155431
They jump on the sea floor instead.

>>19158996
No

>>19164578
This my favorite (you), it's for (you)

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>>19164572
Just found this titanosaur. But its size is insane. I can't even imagine how something this big could have sex. And how big must this things cock be!?

>>19164744
>some nonamic tribes even have their main base on the back of a titanosaur!

"mom, why is my room shaking again? I feel sick! why do we have to live on the back of a moving gigantic - oh fuck oh fuck I'm gonna vomit"

"STFU you faggot, it is our nomadic way... fuck me I'm gonna throw up, goddamn village on a dinosaur, fuck my gay nomadic life"

>>19160077
Kind of starfish that can fuse with others of it's species. More efficient for them to share nutrients by doing so. Pretty cool stuff, actually.

>>19164744
>>19164884
nigga that is from a video game called ark

its about as scientific as jurassic park. fun as shit though

>>19164536
Yes, but his wife left him

>>19163822
Florida, probably.

>>19158244
>implying the Demiurge doesn't create certain animals as metaphors

>>19163615
Lost my ball in the sewer
Brb

>>19155049
hurr durr y did fish no leave?
>maybe the coneshell toxin shutting down its nervous system

>>19163696
not our fault you can't find pussy

>>19156098
Imagine if you were human and you got sucked up in that tube.

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>>19155070
dat fucking eye

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>>19166636
>Imagine if you were human
Are you an ayy?

>>19155070
An absolute nope, but still an amazing animal. I mean look at that fucking thing.

>>19163615
Was genuinely confused about whether it was a hippo or a fucking raccoon and shit my pants when I realized it was neither.

>>19161641
this.

it was doomed the moment it made contact with the snail

>>19159307
>>19162169
"What river is this ? Could it have been unstable terrain ? I ask because I too am Chilean."

>>19163615
".....hey"

>>19155039
Magnapinna Squids

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I wish I could work in that field

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>>19157288

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>>19164744
The biggest dinosaur was Argentinosaurus huinculensis. Other species like Amphicoelias fragilimus are dubious. "Titanosaur" isn't actually a Dinosaur itself, but more of a group of Sauropods (like for exemple the famous Brachiosaurus).

>>19155049
>Being a fish
>Not turning 360 degrees and swimming away

>>19153279
Gets me every time

>>19163615
"Don't you want a Balloooon ?"

>>19163615
Is this an alligator?

>>19159708
aesthetic~

>>19167781
No, this is Patrick.

>>19167705
180 degrees*

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My grandfather used to work as a coast guard in Florida, he had to travel through the Bermuda triangle multiple times, and always had these crazy stories

The craziest one he ever told us was about how he and his crew were woken up to these odd banging sounds coming from outside, it was pitch black around them and they kept hearing what sounded like something banging up against the ship really hard, like metal smacking together, suddenly what looked like spotlights shot out from the water in front of the ship, he said the brightness was so intense they had to shield their eyes, first there was one bright spotlight shooting up from the surface and then suddenly two, he said it was like a high beams from a semi-truck, suddenly the banging stopped and the lights went out one by one, they quickly reported it and were told to "leave the area immediately", when they got back to shore they were interrogated and told not to talk about it or take that route again

He managed to take some pictures, I'll upload them later today.

>>19167895
Waiting...

>>19167851
actually, it's 720

>>19167851
Newfag detected

>>19167895
dont you dare forget

>>19155070
Fun Fact: giant squid have prehensile 3 foot long penises.

>>19165762
>>implying the Demiurge doesn't create certain animals as metaphors
Oof.

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>>19163615

>>19166585
rekt

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>>19167895

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>>19167895

>>19156312
Shit story by shit person.

>>19167895
please

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>>19156056
It's got a nice gold coat, very /fa/ if I'd ever have to say

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>>19167895

>>19169055
>priestess of christ
>priestess

That's unbiblical and you know it.

>>19157288
>20 pounds of pussy and ass!

God those things that are like chopped off lady body sex toys are creepy a.f.

>>19169073
Not at all.

>>19169107
None of the apostels, early bishops or priests in the NT were women. It doesn't fit the OT vision, either (except Rebecca, but she was a prophetess, not a priestess)

>>19169125
Undocumented. If you have any experience with wimmin, you'd know how manipulative they can be.

>>19169125
Yes, but I am.

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anyone care to hazard a guess as to what this thing is? caught off the North Wales coast a couple of weeks ago. I think my mate ripped a clam out of it's shell, he thinks it's something else but doesn't know what.

>>19156057
>Recent Bad Dragon Missing Ship Cargo Found

>>19159711
>Turndownforwhat.gif

>>19163615
Florida man found footage.

>>19169383
I'm not an expert, but I'm gonna take a shot at it being a sea polyp.

>>19166636
look up the Byford Dolphin diving bell accident

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>>19157288

>>19167895
so spook.
very real

>>19167121
Did it really die that fast? What happened?

>>19169924
it camouflaged. he was not kill

>>19156098
>chinese_crab.gif

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>>19155049
For any of you wondering why the fish did not run away, it's because that was a Conesnail, one of the most downright deadly species of snail in the world. It's poison shut down the fish's entire nervous system, rendering it unable to move as it was slowly devoured whole. This thing's venom is strong enough to kill a full grown adult human by the way, so do keep that in mind.

>>19153279
Gave me a hearty kek, ty anon

>>19155049
Damn, that was metal as fuck. Sea life is sick.

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>>19163615
It's Pennywise all over again isn't it?

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>>19157288

>>19169132

Namefags are the worst.

>>19169471
Huh?

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>>19156312
I know this is fake, but still reinforces my idea of Fuck Diving.
Pic related.

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>>19169822
christ savior almighty

>>19164572
hey man, the next time you feel like talking out of your ass, just don't. You'll look like less of an asshole.

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Okay well this is technically not a deep sea creature but pyrosomes are weirdly eerie to me.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G3UrdV9Zq6I

>>19170948
he comes off as perfectly fine though, you, on the other hand, are asspained as fuck.

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Creepy

>>19156074
FUCK
THAT
NOISE.

>>19156712
No...if I got the bends I'd try and communicate with those scary Eldritch fucks

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>>19156062
What if our computers glitched back in the 60s and turns out that's what grey aliens are.

>>19158225
I fought that thing in Dark Souls 2

>>19161244
That's Lady Gaga.

Confirmed for ageless vampire like Keanu Reeves.

>>19163581
I didn't know Beyonce's new music video was out

>>19167736
lol

Do you think deep sea creatures tell stories about beings that live above?

>>19151695
wtf is this?

>>19167121
Nobody suspects a thing

>>19167895
It was the Atlantean nazis.

>>19170406
>wondering why the fish did not run away
cuz he has no legs nigga baka

>diving with /k/ bros
>all geared up with dangerous ass weapons
>suddenly huge ass octapus smiles at us
>noyoudont.jpeg
>fire that mothafucka like crazy with rpgs nshit
>turns out it's not a octapus
>is skinwalker
>not a basic ass skinwalker
>a super-mega deep sea skinwalker
>i become skinwalker
>fuck fuck fuck
>skinwalker since, often go innawoods to scare /k/ fags

>>19171456
but did you record it????? if so deliver xD

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>>19169822
Enough internet for today...

>>19161997
>>underwater
>>floating in the air

pick one anon

>>19161311
can i show you what photoshop is anon

>>19162169
>>19166830

Río Cautín, la zona del puente viejo (justo debajo), en Lautaro, región de la araucanía.

>>19169924

>died

burger education

>>19168033
no they don't

>>19170984
He comes off like an ignorant nigger, much like yourself. You both need to think about the moronic things that flicker across that excuse of a mind before you begin typing or risk having people know how goddamned chunk-headed you are. Free advice.

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>>19171927
the only free thing I'm interested in gathering from you is a genuine good hearty laugh reading your posts.

you think you're being mean but you're dubious to come up with a genuine threat so you're fucking around with 'advice'. wanna hear mine? take your own life you coward fuck.

>>19171927
>getting this buttmad over someone making an informative post
stay ignorant then

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>>19167895

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>>19169047
T H I C C

>>19170687
Yeah, so are newfags (you)

>>19171927
lmfao whats up with you, dude. mommy not cook your chicken tenders the way you wanted to so you're angry on the internet?

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>>19172004
>>19172006
>>19172069
Projecting. Don't know what that means? Look it up. The only asspain I see round here is yours.
I'll say it slow this time for y'all: the
blue
whale
is
the
largest
vertebrate
creature
to
have
ever
existed

>>19172085
you're one to talk about slow, friend.

>>19172085
What are those? Lobsters?

>>19172085
you're wrong though. as is expected of someone whose education suddenly ceased at fourth grade and has not bothered to look up any other additional facts since, other than what was listed on his biology book. ironic for being someone attempting to call people ignorants.

I thought this would shape to be an interesting encounter but you're a fucking disappointment. I bet you're familiar with that description.

>>19172085
fuck off with that ass-pull. you are wrong

>>19172097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A2BEoDdOTw

>>19162767
The explosion is a nice touch

>>19172185
What is up with this dog?

>>19162273
Why dont we win wars outright with shit like this?

>>19172424
Because insurgency tactics

>>19172085
>>19172132
Does it really matter that much?

It's interesting trivia but the only thing you really need to know is that it's fucking big. No one's gonna get hurt because they don't know if the blue whale is the very largest animal ever or just really really big.

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The Bloop

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop

>>19172452
you are going to end up very dumb and boring if you only care about things you absolutely need to know to not hurt yourself

>>19172185
lolol. "the pen got crassed"

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>>19164572
Not true, Blue Whales are still the largest that we know of. Anything that might be larger would probably have to be another aquatic animal, I can't really imagine a land animal being that big.

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It's scary that there are crabs that are basically as large as a person.

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>>19155540

>>19172614
>Blue whale is bigger than Megalodon

WHAT

>>19172820
stop watching syfy and start picking up books

>>19161311
but did he died?

>>19156062
Hermaeus Mora

>>19156094
Its afraid!

>>19172881
I'm just surprised. I don't even watch syfy, you dumb cunt

>>19172820
Megaladon was bigger than any modern shark but it was much smaller than most whales. People don't realize just how big whales actually are.

>>19156096
Kek

>>19156096
That is how it's actually pronounced, of course.

What in the goddamned fuck is that?

>>19161569
Like nigga just leave, like just don't fue
lit af

>>19161311
it's a fish after a prolonged exposure to nerve gas

>>19153279
I really thought it was a screen shot from Meet the Feebles.

>>19158996
Sure John! Its all yours :)

>>19163615
it just wants a boop :D :D :D

>>19168033
just like me, wow

>>19172049

>newfag
>(you)posting

Ironic that someone virtually brand new is complaining about newfags.

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>>19156074

>>19157288
So that's where the good women are hiding

>>19167295
nooope

>>19156242
It's a talon from the Collosal (not giant) Squit dissection video.

>>19164744
Fag.