Ask The Demiurge anything.

>>19145969
Why didnt you express a universe where Pokemon were real.

>>19145982

>implying pokemon aren't real

Dude.

>>19145982
Dude have you ever been on a safari? The animals all over the place are like pokemon, but just for reasons in the 6th heaven you can have real pokemon.

How can i get an 11 inch dick?

>>19145982
You want a real life pokemon look up "Glacius Atlanticus"

>>19146012
What about digimon though?

>>19146024
In the 6th and 7th heaven you can create your own new pokemon and digimon and have them battle each other.

>>19145999
>>19146012
Those are just some poor man's Pokemon, lazy arse universe.

>>19146042
Can you bully them?

>>19146000

Put up an add on Craigslist.

>>19146053
They are yours to do whatever you wish if you are worthy of being in the 6th or 7th heaven.

Hey, I was just thinking about you earlier. I was thinking about your mask, anyway. I am presently too lazy to check if you are actually the same tripfag. I was actually thinking about that. If the demiurge did come to /x/ they'd just be a tripfag or maybe even less than that like everyone else. Anyway, I don't really have a question. It's hard to come up with a good question for a high spiritual power, and why bother asking a bad one?

>>19146075
All questions are good questions if they are seriously in need of answers.

Hello, hello dear Demiurge!!
I'm just bumping for now :)

Do you know Jesus? Where is he? What is he doing right now? Is Jesus my soulmate?

In all your years what has brought you the most pain? Joy?

You know, the gnostic gospels are told among parables (read lies) to mask the truth which should be self obvious.

The god of the bible is the devil, he's the fallen angel and he rules the world with his people.

Nobody should take the gnostic gospels literally save for a few things (I have it on good authority that archons indeed are animal headed and human bodied)

>>19146175
What if I tell you that you almost got it right?

>>19145969
Are archons hot?

>>19146173
Losing something has been my greatest pain in all my Incarnations, I lose a piece of myself with every new body and gain something new to replace it, I am no longer the person i was in the beginning, I have recieved joy in the poorest and richest of times in my life, when i was a king and a slave in another life. I have suffered the pain of death in all its forms but losing something is far worse than death. We are eternal and live on as new forms, most never remember the pain from previous life but those that do awaken to new possibilities.

Does Jesus post here?

>>19146187

I'm a "practicing" gnostic, my life accidentally has lead me through this path by a series of occurences, as if guided by the god above god.

>>19146198
You gotta keep in that path anon.

>>19146189
Some are Beautiful yes.

>>19146205
Not every gnostic piece of scripture is accurate, nor do they wholly reflect the state of affairs, but as if by grazing it from near, likewise not every piece of scripture on the bible is useless, but you have to be smart to tell what's useful, and kinda mischievous.

Why did God tell me Jesus was my soulmate?

>>19146214
All religions old and new are pieces to the grand truth of things.

>>19146193
Thanks for the reply. Where have the lost pieces gone and have the pieces you've gained surpassed the old in value?

One last question for now... where will you go after this life?

Seriously, how do I contact Jesus?

>>19146255
What do you plan to say if you get in touch?

>>19146263
Are you my soulmate? Do you love me?

wtf jezuz answer me lol

>>19146267
Well let's just say I think we are all connected. I love myself and those I'm connected to so yes, I love you. Soulmate... I'm certain I've found someone who is good enough for me that I don't intend to look for another in this lifetime.

>>19146280
I don't believe you're the one I'm looking for.

>>19146283
Correct. Consider this... is the one you are looking for already within you?

>>19146175

Tell us about archons and/or archon authorities

>>19146293
No. She's a real person and she posts here.

Is the demiurge taking a dump or something?

hnnnnnnng braaaaaap plop

>>19146295
You know it's a Journey of self-enlightment right?

>>19146295

What I know, I know from dreams, they both can appear as fully humar, or, if unmasked, as part human but with an animal head, kind of like beasts with a human air to them.

>>19146327
There are bug people too like wasps and mantis people.

>>19145969
If I were to have sexual intercourse with a starfish, where would I put my pecker?

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>>19146054
My. Fucking. Sides.

>>19145969
Do you know Jesus?

>>19146324
No, I don't know that. I suppose I haven't enlightened myself to the fact.

>>19146374
Don't worry, it's a bit of a inside joke hehe.
Anyway what do you want to know... hmmm?

>>19146368
I met Jesus when i went to hell and he had a staring contest against satan for 3 days to determine the fate of people in hell. Jesus just kept talking to him and satan got scared and jesus reveled the fear in satan making everyone who followed him have second thoughts.

>>19145969
Can you tell me anything about my past lives? Im already aware of some information about that.

Where is Jesus right now?

>>19146397
For being worshiped over god he is commanded to stay in the rings of hell and bring all who are worthy out of hell prior and after the day of judgement. He is currently in the ring of pride and has to work his way up to limbo where we are .

>>19146404
Yeah, he still has quite a road ahead.
Anyway the guy isn't suffering much lol.

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>>19146397

Here I am.

Ask The Anointed one anything.

>>19146384
I wrote four paragraphs and decided they were a mite impertinent. I don't actually have curiosities about archons at all. I have vaguely related curiosities that make me want to ask about archons when the topic arises.

Mostly, I just want something capable of being both weird and stable, since every weird experience in my life has been obnoxiously transient. I rather worship durability. Are archons capable of being weird and stable?

Why is op such a faggot

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>>19146428
Simple answer? Yes.
>>19146414
Please expound in Who are you, thank you.
>Pic related

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>>19146414
Hello.

>>19145969
Who's a good kitty?

>>19145999
Had a dream i could Pidgy fly, was weird holding a bird that was flapping while i clenched its entire body.

>>19146405
What kind of suffering are you talking about?

>>19146505
Dude... the guy tried to take God's place.
That's a big No-No.
Anyway that brings the aeon-old question...
>How do you describe something impossible to describe with any language of this world?

>>19146404
Is Limbo a world that awaits judgement, a world of those who were judged mediocre, or something else? What is Limbo Where We Are?

>>19145969
Why does Sophia allow the demiurge to hurt/enslave us?

You like Nick Cave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87k

>>19145969
Why do the jews hate us biracial transexual BDSM survivalists?

>>19146523
Same words you just used.

>>19146666
Ask yourself why, satanic quads.

No seriously I used to see Pokémon before this simulation and I caught a glimpse of Yuu as Pikachu

My wife asked which type she was, I saw her as colorless

Makes sense, she's responsible for the Eevee a lot of people like

>>19146552
Sophia is a spirit, about like a goddess angel. She doesn't have unilateral power over reality. Shes like having a telepathic friend who can't really change anything physical.

>>19146712
I'll answer only if you answer me...
Do you think traps are gay?

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it is time for those pics guys

[s]test[/s]

>>19146734
All right, so just as useless as all other "good" gods/angels/whatever. Funny how that's always the case.

>>19146747
Who gives a fuck?
Not me.
A Soul is a Soul.

>>19146794
Satoshi, this isn't a bb forum

>>19146800
It's a fun question to ask. Do you see the whole person or just the "parts"? Is "gay" a subjective perception based purely on common agreements?
If not, what gives merit to any perception made about another person? Finally, did you ever perceive the real person or merely just stare at a bunch of parts.

>>19146837
Whenever I see a Human I don't see It's flesh, but it's Soul.
The flesh is just a container to something muuuuuch more important

>>19146850
Would you fuck a kid then?

>>19145969
how well am I walking my path ?

>>19146851
Y tho?
It doesn't work like that for me anon.
I need something with real good meaning if I were to fuck someone, and with a kid... There is no good meaning anywhere.

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cigam kcalb gniod nehw tnatropmi yna sah ro krow yllautca siht seoD

>>19146867
No, intent is much more important than reversing the words.

>>19145969
what did i do wrong?

>>19146797
Not really useless, you find your soul then you can travel the universe. Goddesses are pretty good for helping astral travel, they can also activate latent alien or angelic abilities.

Problem is you are assuming too much about the nature of creation and evil. This world has many problems, but most all of them stem from mans inadequacy. There is no prison, just a bunch of people with neither the will, nor the courage, or skills, to free themselves. If you as you are a human were put onto an extraterrestrial world you would not survive. This is the place that we are capable of living.

If you don't like the game, evolve, level up, become interplanetary, interdimensional, interstellar, multigalactic, etc. Do the cosmic yoga, bring the stars down into your crown, dance like shiva and shakti, become free

I have been astral traveling on earth through thousands of years of history. I have learned and evolved, seen many cultures rise and fall. There is no magic button to push, progress is slow. It is not god that holds us captive, but our limiting ideas and degenerated spiritual culture.

If you want to work with spirits or entities, you have to do the 'work' part of the deal. If you follow a spiritual path in life, you will transcend many boundaries that you would not normally even be aware of. You have to manifest your own journey. That is what it means to have freedom and self determination.

>>19145969
Yes Hello Demiurge, howdy do. You done some goodbadneutral work. Could tell me what you think about my blue friend Zorra?

Why am I blocked even eating fruit and vegemates?

Demiurrge?

Can I please be released from this reality? I heard there are other, much cooler realities.

>>19146167
he is closer than you think, you may even have spoken to him, but i doubt he is your soulmate

>>19145969
who created you?

Why have you not sent reinforcements already?
Im having trouble (as expected) Waking him up, He gave some signs but we will have to start soon with or without him.


SEND HELP

It seems the demiurge has left

>>19145969
why do you think you are me?
SIMPLETON ! I'M OMNIPOTENT...THIS WILL BE NO MORE

>>19147552
It's busy getting me a reality crossing visa, said he'd be back later, which doesn't mean later, much like now, which is the present, but not for us due to our linear perception of time, but for she who is already here in our future which could in fact very well be the past present.

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>>19147593
Have a Deadcoin for your travels

>>19147435

Why do you want to wake someone?

Have they no right to rest?!

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>>19145969
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Demiurge the Vain? I thought not. It’s not a story the priests would tell you. It’s a gnostic legend. The Demiurge was a Dark Lord of the Cosmos, so powerful and so vain he could use souls to influence crude matter to create life… He had such a knowledge of the fallen world that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. Entrapping souls is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, gnostics learned everything he knew, then these gnostics killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

>>19147435
On 7/7/17 The reinforcements will arrive.

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>>19145969
Did I just fart?

>>19149677
This copypasta always makes me smile
Thanks anon xx.

>>19145969
If I leave my chubby gf right now, will I get a cuter, fit gf in a couple days?

>>19145969
How did my great-great-great-grandfather (all on my fathers side) die?

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>>19145969
Just in case you might be the demiurge. How do I find my destiny??? >Implying destiny is real

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>>19145969
Listen here you fucking faggot, I don't give a shit what you made, I could beat your ass. Making all life and shit is cool if your a pussy, but I'm a true master of my fucking craft.
I smoked weed twice in high-school, I've been lifting for four years, I got AB honor roll in elementary school, i was the best yu-gi-oh player in my anime club, and I have a dick that is 5.8 inches erect.

I could take you on, you decide where we fight, I'll come there.

>>19150472
Hell Yeah Bro!! give him the one two bucke my shoe

>>19146404
Lies.

>>19145969
Can I smoke in here?

You ever suck some dick for coke?

Yeah, I didn't think so...

why won't you fucking kill me already pussy?

>>19150226
Is it possible to learn this pasta?