and which one should we choose:
Chaos Undivided
tzeentch
khorne
slaanesh
nurgle
>>19145254
Eris is not Pleased.
>>19145254
Tzeentch gives the best gifts imo
Turn me into a space wizard, daddy.
>>19145266
Then Again She Is...
And she isn't and she is and she isn't and she is and she is and she isn't and isn't but she is isn't not is and or nand niff nonder and isn't'th and she is an- (etc)
>>19145319
You get it anon.
I like it.
>>19145323
No I don't.
Thanks.
>>19145329
<3
Wanna a bite of the Apple?
Which one you say......Heretic.....
>>19145254
Tzeench means well, he just gets a bit confused sometimes. Eris is much better.
>>19145254
Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! Real talk if we all worshipped the same chaos God it wouldn't be any fun. We need to fight.
>sHouLd wE sTarT wOrShiPiNg tHe cHaOs gOds ?
Yeah let's pick the losing side.
>>19145254
You're dead to me op. Please report to your nearest commissar for bolt pistol attitude readjustment.
No praise kek
I love Eris and her avatar lain
>>19145254
Undivided
>For the Warmaster!
>Death to the false emperor!
>>19145489
>tfw one learns that in reality, the ruinous powers won the Heresy of Horus.
we are the creators.. we just need to remember
Wtf, I love Eris now. Was only in it for the waffles anyway.
>>19146196
it's the bunless hotdogs for me. Never thought I'd turn to religion. Also never thought it'd be because of hot dogs. And yet, here I am again on my owwwwwn. Walking down the only road I've ever knoooowwwwn!
i worship at this moment just Tzeentch and Khorne, im interested in the other gods too. Probably the next god is going to be Slaneesh, because recently im trying jelqing and stuff like that, probably i ll tatto Slannesh simbol on my dick 100% handmade by my self.
and never forget the alpha legion
totally must read...
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Alpharius
Eris, Eros, Malal, its all good
>>19148653
>Malal
I feared there were no followers of the true god of Chaos; well met, brother.
>>19145254
BAAL he is the king of chaos
>>19145254
>not knowing that every pantheon is the same beings perceived differently by different cultures
Don't worship anything people have created. Seek the truth. Find the connections. The only way you'll find what's real is by ignoring human creation and removing all expectation.
>>19145266
Eris, Loki, Hecate, Lucifer.
To name a few, all are the same.
>>19145254
Nurgle, he's a bit underrated.
What do you think Kek is?
>>19148865
Also Kek.
>>19145254
>khorne
will have you die in battle
>tzeentch
will eventually backstab you
>slaanesh
will make you slowly devour yourself
>nurgle
grants eternal life in bliss
Not a hard choice.
>>19148979
>"bliss"
You don't feel pain because your nerves are rotten. Not because you're high on unlife.
>>19145254
I think this simple normie meme should sum it up.
>>19145254
Fuck off chaos poster
>>19145254
>>19145266
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>>19149095
the emperor is digusted by your words and so iam.
STOP Chaos posting or else
also
>>19145741
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>>19148971
FUCK OFF frog worshipper the emperor is mightier than your false god
>>19147049
Tzeentch and khorne are a shitty combo
>>19149393
really? i got the knowledge from one side, and the endless burst-rage from the other side.
i always see them as the suprerior gods like water and fire elements
and these 2 are balanced by the other minor ones like slaneesh and nurgle representing wind and earth.
actual representation of chaos nature pic related
>>19145254
Might as well, you bunch aren't doing anything else. Ask them to turn up the knob from .01 to 10. Let's see how insane they can make things.
>>19145266
Eris is dead and the job opening is open for anyone to apply to.
>>19150255
She was doing well last time I saw her. And working with Thoth, too!
>>19150255
That's what she wants you to think.
She just delegates now.
Gods aren't meant to be worshiped, neither in private nor in public. They're to be respected and asked for guidance when in dire need.
Gods feel no need for recognition nor opulence as they intend for you to learn through the trials of life to be on their level. If you believe your god demands worship and sacrifice of some kind, you are communicating with a prankster or have been led astray by humans misinterpreting the teachings of said God.
I can't say with certainty that there is only one God, but I believe there is, and the separation into different identities is either a misinterpretation or an act intended to make accepting an all knowing power easier.
>>19149273
I support you in the Kek thing.
>>19150140
Khorne despises servants of Tzeentch because they're cowards- not to mention they're pretty useless gods to worship unless you're actually a berserker or a wizard. Slaneesh is top tier- god of pleasure. Nurgle is also good due to the immortality
>>19150577
well im actually a berserker, but im not just a beast, thats why Tzeentch is important to bring balance, focusing just khorne in 21century its quite senseless, all can i say is i have my own hand made axe ready for fucking kill sandniggers if they want to test my wrath,
chaos undivided is the best top tier because you are not cosntricted to one god and one kind of gift.
The chaos god's are weak. They are one dimensional, as in the are stereotypes on steroids. They can't truly understand the full spectrum of emotions that mortals feel. That's why they need each other as much as they hate each other. The emperor knew this and was almost able to cripple them for good. Ironically he has become the most powerful god of them all. Humanity don't need god's, they need strong men who can help mankind ascend to a level of power and understanding that no warp spawn could ever hope to achieve. The Emperor Protects
>>19145254
Im at an impass between Tzeench and Khorne
Do I want to go into a blood frenzy 24/7 or get cool wizard powers
>>19148865
So, are people just taking whatever ancient gods/demi-gods/quasi-gods that they like and re-branding them and reassigning their functions?? Because that's all I seem to see here.
>>19151477
Use Khorne for direct combat, useful against magic atacks for obvius reassons, and tzeentch is cool to undertand some shit.
>>19151653
we'll you see the gods seem to dislike each other, they rule their followers differently Khorne being god of blood and honor demands sacrifice through blood and combat while Tzeench prefers the pursuit of knowledge and even still would rather you stab a foe in the back instead of in the face. Point being you can't worship both without being torn asunder by both gods
>>19148979
I HAVE NO NEED FOR WARRIORS WHO WISH TO DIE OTHER THAN IN BATTLE.
HOW PATHETIC.
>>19148979
bless papa nurgle
Grandfather Nurgle blesses all.
You best just go ahead and accept.
>>19150784
THERE IS NO QUARTER FOR YOU IN THIS WORLD!
>>19145254
No they're all full of shit
Tzeentch is close to legit with all of that knowledge hoarding but the squandering of it on oppositional schemes ruins it all
But I'm pretty much a Slaaneshian at this point
Can't stop the hedonism train once I've failed all of my more important goals and have no reason to live
>>19145254
no we worship the norse gods.
shoo shoo false gods
Heil Eris!
>>19145254
Which one is a frog?
>>19145254
BURN HERETIC
Skulls for the skull throne!
>>19150784
PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR
>>19154680
How nice of you to pick such a safe and friendly option, I'm sure you'll do well!
DESTROY THESE HERETICS BROTHERS!!!
>>19145254
Fuck you, worship Malal.