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Hey guys this is the first time I've posted here. Im writing here to warn you. This is a long story and ill have to write it in segments cause im posting on a really shitty phone at the hospital but you guys have to know the truth. I was a game warden stationed in the cascades im originally from oregon. Before that i was a cop for 8 years. I was a good one too, made it up to Detective. This nightmare all started 2 years ago while i was patrolling the mountains at night looking for night hunters and poachers, even pot farmers. I would stumble on there farm and report it to my buddie in the D.E.A. we're best friends and tip each other on big busts. Any ways that night was a little more serious because a week ago a little boy went missing in the woods. Every one knows im the guy to go to when your kid goes missing. Before i was a cop, right when i got out of college, i worked as a P.I specialising in missing children cases. So im just driving the roads at pretty deep in the Cascades and I come up on a clearing. It had previously been logged so there was a huge open area on a steep incline and at the very bottom is the treeline. I hop out of my truck to grab my spotlight to give it a once over, maybe see a poacher or hopefully that scared little boy. At least find his body his family is most like desperate for answers. Anyways, I when I got out of my truck. Now the woods we're so quiet , I mean it felt like they were dead. A lot of the time this means there is a predator near by but im also an avid Hunter and I can say I've never heard the woods that quiet. .
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This could be interesting.
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>>19133123
tl;dr but i already saw the x-files and your thread is gay
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. .until this day. Now I'm not saying it was weird just yet, but nobody was opening the door getting on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
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Honestly this had the hair on the back of my neck standing up like a porcupine, anyways I shake it off and start spotlighting this clearing looking for a possible cougar , a poacher or even with a bit of luck this scared little boy or with worse luck a cougar eating the kid for dinner. It was really dark so I was combing the area really slow looking for any signs of movement but there was nothing, the eery silence in the air had me convinced something was down there. When I got my light on the tree line all the way at the edge of the mountain like terrain I seen a fucking guy right at the edge of the treeline just staring at me. I jumped up to get my semi automatic AR-15 because there is no reason for this guy to be down there at this time of night other than he was up to no good, I yell at him " come out with your fucking hands up or I'll be forced to use lethal force." He just stands there motionless and disappears in the woods. I literally didn't see him move. One minute he was there and the next he wasn't, and then out of no where a fucking dears head comes flying out of the woods straight for my face so fast it was like a fucking bullet coming straight for my face. I have just enough time to duck it barely missed me and crashed straight into my truck and dented it. I fire half my clip into the tree line until I look back to see what the fuck just happened because initially I thought it was a bullet or something I don't know my brain was in that fight or flight mode and when you see something unexplainable like that it just doesn't click in your head.
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When I realised that this "man" some how launched a dear head at me at so much speed it dented the fuck out of my truck and pretty much blew up on impact but note that the blood was fresh. Im thinking im dealing with some psyhco poacher and figure I'll radio the police to get some back up, when I pick up my radio it sparked up and blew up in my hand like nothing I've ever fucking seen before. Im pretty skeptic but that this point I kinda panic so I hop in my truck to drive to the police station but honestly I just wanted to get the fuck out of there. So im hauling ass out of the woods on a dirt road and now I actually have the time to go over what just happened now that im calmed down and obviously I can't make sense of it but I haven't chalked it up to paranormal yet. So im taking a corner and right when i get around I see this guy frantically run out of the woods about 30 feet up jump right in the middle of the road screaming like a maniac so I slam on my breaks and start to overcorrect trying not to kill this guy but also no fly off the cliff to my right. Where I was there is the woods on the left and a cliff like mountain on the right. If youve been to the Oregon woods . The real woods you'll know what im talking about.
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>>19133319
he threatened the guy with lethal force cause he just threw a deer head at his head at mach 10 speed which im pretty sure is considered attempted murder
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>>19133123
>nogreen.txt
>Eight years writing police reports
>Doesn't paragraph break
>Guess that's not a surprise
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>>19133327
he threatened the guy before he threw the deer head tho
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>>19133327
>I jumped up to get my semi automatic AR-15 because there is no reason for this guy to be down there at this time of night other than he was up to no good, I yell at him " come out with your fucking hands up or I'll be forced to use lethal force." He just stands there motionless and disappears in the woods. I literally didn't see him move. One minute he was there and the next he wasn't, and then out of no where a fucking dears head comes flying out of the woods straight for my face....
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>>19133339
Still mostly unreadable
4/10
>outtahere.exe
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>>19133333
>he threatened the guy before he threw the deer head tho
3 x 5 confirms
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>>19133123
>real cop
>calls magazine a clip
If the rest of your pasta is about a faceless man tho, my grandma had stories about seeing something similar as a girl.
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>>19133123
Dude Im an ex LEO, nobody talks like that. Private investigators don't become cops, cops become PI when they retire. Do your research if you want to become a writer
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>>19133213
Nice try kid, i know your full of shit with the word usage of "clip" for an AR mag, your no former cop either.
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Newfag here, just wanna take a sec to appreciate the folks who know better and call out the BS when they see it. Some wouldn't know otherwise and eat it all up.
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